#she was still a bitch tho
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I'm thinking about Dahlia bringing Hunter to choose his own coffin but he doesn't know it, she just says is for a very important kid and gives him a full description of himself but he doesn't notice bc
1. The tism
2. Why wouldn't he trust his mother? She has no reason to lie
Then later when he finally realizes she was planning to kill him from the start he remembers that and it's just like
Oh.
#Parenting 101 with Dahlia Oleandro baby#my ocs#oc posting#Dahlia is a bitch im not sure if you noticed#i hate her#she was originally my self insert#but that was 5 years ago when she was a whole different character#she was still a bitch tho
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i love when ppl draw bumblebee like the happy little creachure he is but also i love when people draw bumblebee like he's had 500 beers in the last 1 hour and still the pain won't even ebb
#bonus when they do both by making him just utterly psychotic but he smiles so no one notices#i am a shameful idw bee enjoyer but like in the tired af ppl pleasing libra girl who needs a therapist so fking bad but#has 700000 billion duties and 900000000 billion expectations and mean bitches in his ear telling him hes stupid#sense#and not the he feels like an officer sense like no my queen is just a teachers pet doing her best which is her worst im afraid#anyways i love bee hes very indignant and a bitch but also im gonna stand beside her sorry#u do not understand how powerful it was to give him a cane . a literal crutch to hold onto to feel stronger even when ratchet says he doesnt#have to anymore but yet bee still insists bcs he doesnt have time for the repairs itll take when others cannot survive#and 2 it comforts him with support and also power and so he cradles it close with the idea of him being weak & needing smthing else#to make him strong#even tho at this point it's rlly just for comfort but he cant afford to allow himself to have comfort when others cant#or dont need it in his heroism ideals (specifically optimus being seen as so much stronger than him)#optimus also had bee tho. had him. but bee is so self conscious he just sees all his failures surrounding optimus & views himself not a#crutch to lean on but a crutch to optimus' character#he rlly needed rodimus and his fiery upbeat persona so they could fake it till they made it together and he left & fucking exploded#(in bees eyes)#like idk im just obsessed with this little tryhard loser#he islike a sad little clingy mother who refuses to think herself as human. she is just mother. lives off evrryones accomplishments#never her own#idk like hes so interesting tonme i want to kill him teehee#chew on him like sponge cak#bumblebee#transformers#tf bumblebee#tf idw#idw#tf#????#maccadam#i hate not knowing waht tag to use
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I didnt now a show about goofy pirates could have so much homosexual undertones.
#one piece spoilers#one piece live action#one piece#zoro is getting firted with not one but TWO men#and that shit is making me like 🤔 finally lgbt rep for my pirate characters#ronoroa zoro#sanji#luffy#zolu#nami is the gayest lesbian ive set eyes on#she is my wife and i am her bitch#cat burglar nami#nami#usopp is still the resident heterosexual 😭#usopp#kya and him are the original cute ship tho
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inside out 2 if it was filmed in my head:
#yes this is me saying i watch abbott elementary pls i love em sm i-#abbott elementary#janine teagues#gregory eddie#melissa schemmenti#barbara howard#ava coleman#jacob hill#special mention to mr.johnson too!!#i mean it's just#it's perfect okay ngl-#i have a friend said that i remind him of janine and another friend that backed that up and it's funny how she said#“healthier version tho” hahsjahshah#i love em#i have an anxious sunshine baby#a suave yet still dorky ass man#epic diva with epic bitch ass moves#angry italian woman#✨mother✨#silly awkward gay man#inside out 2#disney#summer.txt#summer.jpg
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so you know that scene in the one piece live action where zeff and garp were acting like an old married couple.. ya that. What if zeff noticed koby lurking in the background, koby who’s still a shiny recruit and who’s probably still underweight and scrawny from his time with alvida… and you know what, here’s how it goes:
Zeff, noticing koby: Garp, what the shit. I thought you promised to keep your marines feed
Garp: the fuck? I do.
Zeff: then what the hell is he *pointing to koby*
Garp: who? Koby? He’s a new recruit, shiny new. He has special circumstances
Zeff: still doesn’t explain shit.
Garp: well before he joined up, he was with Alvida… as her whipping boy, essentially. And as i said, shiny new.
Zeff: ….well shit
Garp: special circumstances
Zeff: hey Carne, we still got some of that soup left over?
Carne: we should chef, and it shouldn’t take that long to make some more if we don’t.
Zeff: good, gimmie a bowl of that and pull up another chair
*A few moments later*
Garp: aye Koby, cmere for a sec
koby: yes sir?
Zeff: brought you some soup, should be light and easy on the stomach, but give you the proteins and nutrients that you need, now, sit down and dig in
koby: i- thank you sir- sirs, but i wouldnt want to intrude..
garp: none of that now, growing boy like you needs the food, bow sit.
and scene :)
#one piece#one piece live action#opla#op anime#hc#monkey d garp#red leg zeff#koby one piece#op koby#op coby#coby one piece#fuck alvida#She a bitch#A styling bitch after first intro in anime#But still a bitch#She and buggy r kinda funny tho…#Oh ya#garp x zeff#Zeff x Garp#old man yaoi#pretty much
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day 2 of @deadboystims’s 300 follower event
a board based on your favorite song/album!
I already made a board based on my favorite album here so I decided to base this on “paint the town red” instead :)
sources: 💋💋💋 | 🩸🥀🩸 | 💋💋💋
#I still rlly like the planet her stimboard so I didn’t feel the need to redo it#I don’t rlly have a single favorite song tho so. new doja era it is#but not the scarlet album cover bc it’s Scary :C (spiders)#also did I mention I got to see her in concert recently !!!!!!!!! it was crazy omg#stimboard#deadboy300#doja cat#paint#painting#cleancore#a little#art#paint mulling#nail polish#cosmetics#paint mixing#red#stim board#my boards#personal boards#BITCH I ‼️‼️ SAID WHAT I SAID 👠👠#ID RATHER BE FAMOUS INSTEAD! 💃🍷🍷#I LET ALL THAT GET TO MY HEAD 🍒🍒🌹#I DONT CARE I PAINT THE TOWN RED 💋💋♥️#MMMMM SHE THE DEVILLLL ok ok I’ll stop sorry#not my fault every song she makes is a banger
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You've established that Odile has rather unhinged taste in people. Do you have further headcanons on that topic?
Hm... Most of the adjacent headcanons that I could talk about here would require a lot of psychological and cultural context. So let's just talk about that context!
As a child, Odile was disconnected from her peers due to heritage, temperament, and latent transgenderism. As lonely children sometimes do, she decided that she didn't need or want friends anyway, and even if she did, it wouldn't be any of these losers! They were always wasting their time on fun and social useless things that she was too weird smart and special to be invited want to do. She studied very hard and excelled in school, did a couple extracurriculars that didn't require much teamwork, and at some point during adolescence realized that unfortunately the Vaugardians were correct about the changing genders thing.
Ka Buan philosophy encourages people to understand themselves, refine themselves, explore different facets of themselves — but not change themselves, because fundamental characteristics simply cannot be changed. Accordingly, gender-noncomforming fashion and binding/padding and nicknames are fine, hormones and surgery/bodycraft and declaring yourself a different gender are not. But Odile wasn't one to let social mores stop her, so once she reached adulthood, she left her hometown and showed up at the city as Odile. And not just any city, but one with a reputation for cutting-edge craft research and certain countercultures.
You can't just show up and ask around for where the illegal bodycrafting is, though. You have to meet people, win their trust, let them introduce you to other people, repeat. Odile... honestly wasn't that great at it. She hadn't had much cause to practice social skills, so she wasn't very friendly or persuasive! But she was determined, thorough, confident, passionate, genuine in her intentions, and newly hot — and you can get away with a certain amount of blunt arrogance when you're hot. You just have to let people assume you're too cool and busy for humble niceties, which Odile did quite easily, because she's always thought of herself as such. So she found her way through the right queer punk circles eventually and completed her physical transition!
And she liked those circles. The people she met and the topics they discussed and the things they did were all so much more interesting than she had assumed any peers of hers could be! But she still considered herself more competent and correct than anyone else around her, because why would that change just because she moved? Her success in transitioning just further proved that she could do anything if she tried hard enough, that she was right all along in assuming her social failures were due not to lack of skill but last of interest. So she ended up in this dynamic where she was impressed by the people around her and wanted to have fun with them and learn more about them, but also thought herself better than them and above such things as kindness or friendship.
And she was in that "holy shit I'm surrounded by dykes and I'm a dyke now too" stage that some queer people experience after they come out.
So, she wasn't interested in boring. She wasn't interested in nice. She wasn't interested in regular people with regular concerns, like the peers who excluded her in her youth. She wasn't interested in romance or committed relationships or being emotionally vulnerable.
And, she wasn't put off by annoyance, because people annoyed her as a whole anyway. She wasn't put off by danger, because she was sure she could handle anything. She wasn't put off by clashing personalities, because it wasn't like she was planning to go on long walks on the beach with any of her partners anyway.
Thus, she found herself drawn to the most exciting people in the room. Interpersonal drama, emotional outbursts, poorly-thought-out-choices, intense obsession, risky hobbies... it was all oh-so thrilling! Of course, she did realize that the people she was attracted to had major, glaring flaws. But Odile was determined, thorough, confident, passionate, genuine in her intentions, and newly hot. If she couldn't fix them, who could?
We know from Odile's optional sidequest that when she sees something suspicious, she dedicates herself to solving the mystery. We know from her presence at Mirabelle's side that when she sees a problem, she steps in to help, because if you want something done right you do it yourself. The one major exception? The topic that has her backing down, giving up, confessing incompetence?
Emotions.
She has long since learned that she is not actually very good at fixing those.
#odile: i am so much better than all these messy bitches#odile: [the messiest bitch of them all]#sometimes.. trying to fix them..... makes them worse#esp when you're observant and clever but not very experienced with social-emotional skills but not willing to admit your own faults#and also maybe have a biased view of what's even a problem to begin with#tbh tho i think she thinks she was worse than she really was#like people change each other all the time for good or for ill#she's not necessarily uniquely terrible for failing to have the exact effects on people that she was aiming for#plus she remembers the worst moments and assumes that's what she must have always been like#when sometimes she rly did have a net positive effect#and more often she had no lasting effect at all#she still thinks she's so special 🙄#:3#isat#odile#isat odile#in stars and time#thoughts about odile#ask meme answers#thoughts
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there is not enough femslash in batcest circles. the girls deserve to be just as weird about each other as the boys are. if BruDick gets to be weird father/son/brothers/lovers/friends/rivals/soulmates then it is only fair that Babs/Cass get to be mother/daughter/sisters/lovers too. Something about that deep intrinsic but undefinable love that is born out of trauma, especially if you consider Cass not knowing what healthy love looks like in the first place. i think it's fun and deserves just as much fandom content.
besides that, you can get even more niche with rarepairs like Helena/Steph. Huntress/Spoiler: Blunt Trauma is already a fantastic comic and even though it's their only real canon interaction it has so much potential. very comparable to TimJay in how Helena tries to get Steph to understand her morals and the corruption you could play with it.
batman: huntress/spoiler: blunt trauma (1998)
that comic also highlights on how both Steph and Helena are outcasts of the Batfamily and don't have the approval of Bruce to be doing what they do in "his city". I think there's so much Potential in Helena taking Steph under her wing because Bruce won't let her in and it becomes a weird codependent toxic sapphic mess. I think the protectiveness Helena feels over Steph from the get-go is so clear and the way she wants to look out for Steph, wants to make sure Steph understands the real world? I love them. Helena should be allowed to steal Steph, actually. I think it'd be fun.
there are a lot of other possibilities too like Babs/Steph or even getting weird with Helena Bertinelli/Helena Wayne and the existential question of "is it selfcest or not." But these two specifically live in my head rent-free, especially Helena/Steph and one day I'll convince everyone else to ship it too.
#batcest#necrotic festerings#how do i tag ships that are almost non-existent#helena bertinelli x stephanie brown#cassandra cain x barbara gordon#as resident huntress fan my answer to the is helena w/helena b selfcest depends entirely on which version of helena wayne you're using.#pre-crisis!helena wayne/pre-flashpoint!helena bertinelli? yes i agrue is selfcest adjacent at least#because helena bertinelli was meant to be an adaptation of helena wayne#if it's jsa (2022)!helena wayne then it's *not* selfcest because they co-exist in the same universe#and according to current lore helena wayne was named after bertinelli and took the name huntress in her honor#which is a *choice* for sure but that's a different post#i still think shipping them is super fun in a “don't meet your heroes” sort of way with helena wayne time travelling#and then potentially running into bertinelli and realizing she's not what wayne thought she was and it being weird toxic shit#as for new-52 helena wayne. i do not acknowledge her and will not comment.#*god* I hate new-52 huntress.#(imo it would be selfcest tho bc they tried to make helena wayne a bertinelli clone. so. there's that.)#i'm going to write a helena/steph fic some day and none of you bitches can stop me#yeah yeah we have stephcass but y'all have sanitized the fuck out of that to convince yourselves it's not batcest and that made it boring.#and helena/babs is neat and all but i prefer helena/zinda when it comes to BoP ships#i should've included panels for cass/babs but it's been a while since i read batgirl (2000) so none immediately came to mind#i have a *lot* more helena/steph thoughts but no braincell to word them. know i will talk about them again.#they got one whole comic and now i won't let them go#also cass/helena is fun for combating morals and the complicated batgirl mantle#cass wears the batgirl suit *helena* made y'all think i can't make that romantic bc i can and will#if we have robin pile then give me batgirl pile#babs/helena/steph/cass hell throw in bette too.
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Started watching a survival reality TV show and these two white women were such horrible and nasty cheaters about it to the point where i was getting pissed off irl. im like man I don't even wanna finish the season. Jill and amber from Outlast I hope you demons both rot in hell and im glad you didn't win
The 2nd season was actually way better tbh but MAN that kind of delusional narcissism really pisses me off like bitch now I wanna break into her home and steal HER shit. Javier should have been allowed to throw hands !!!
#outlast netflix#if that were me id be using my last 24 hours throwing team alphas th sleeping bags in the river#and then when javier was like 'there are RULES to this game?? we're still in america you cant just do whatever you want' and shes like#shes like 'NO this is ALASKA' and he goes 'THATS STILL AMERICA' and she goes '#she just looks off to the side like an idiot#genuinely im just not gonna finish season 1 because those bitches are so unpleasant to watch#season 2 is ok tho.#i just had to vent . i did feel better seeing that it wasnt just me tho and that everyone online also genuinely hated them
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One week!!
#this bitch thinks shes pinterest#my lil prints turned out good tho!! i think the lil lolly wrapper keychains are cute#im not done i still have more mini keychains to cut out and more of the wrappers to stuff but they look good i think!#i also have purple ones so i'll put the bday seungmin in there i think#i gotta attach stuff#can finally get rid of the random fruit charms ive had for 80 yrs in my drawer#and the random tassles#but yeah might as well take a pic now while it looks neat bc that will not last lmao#skz
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cole not showing up in veilguard despite literally joining solas & his cause is so... then again the whole fen'harel agents and elven rebellion plot was scrapped and solas' character was reduced to going oooo rook you wanna repeat the cycle of abuse and indentured servitude i am in currently ooooo rook you wanna be me soooo bad ooooo rook you wanna kill the evanuris for me and then i'll tear down the veil anyway oooooo rook go prey on your companions' trust in you to kill themselves for you like i was willing to do for mythal. oh u got her to forgive me? oh and the inquisitors here too and they forgive me? oh and you forgive me even though it's clear idgaf about you or your opinions? well alright the veil can stay. despite the fact that it's obviously deteriorating anyway and me making the black city golden again won't do a fucking thing. ok i'll go :)
#solas in memories also has ?? so much to say why he's rebelling etcetc#and obviously he's already explained this to inq and rook's seen it firsthand#but it's still so funny how it's like well idk man i got hired by the allmother and built her a nuke so ig i'll just nuke this new world#and hope she's like really chill about me nuking her people AGAIN. and if not then idk!#the answer is clearly a nuke tho don't tell me otherwise#even when talking ab & to elgar'nan it's not rly anything#like dont use my creators / friends name against me when ure the one who blighted her#n elgar'nan's like ohhh eat a dick wolfboy#but like they never even tell us why they betrayed her like clearly mythal had no qualms joining the evanuris#like was her going dont nuke the world the last straw??#n like we never rly learn what regret mythal thinks ab them apary from ohhh they killed me eat shit#but then shes also like ohhhh solas is a bitch eat shit#n then we just have to be like ok queen but u could undo all of this n heal#n shes like man alright but i'm doing it for YOU and cus i'm a stunt queen#veilguard critical#datvs spoilers#its jus so....
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Why the FUCK didn't Sasha apologize to Quinni.
#no im so pissed about that.#dude you don't give an autistic person a meltdown that big over something that hurtful#and just#walk away scot free#last time someone gave me a meltdown that hardcore I cut them off for a month.#that might just be the bpd tho#but still#quinni doesn't seem like the type to just. be chill without an apology and hearing sasha explain herself#and then she makes her her vice??????????#she already acknowledged sasha is only in it for the power trip#sasha didn't even do anything in the investigation she just followed quinni around#which as she should#but she hasn't made up for how she treated quinni AT ALL#in fact she's just gotten MORE of a performative activist#like why the fuck was she such a bitch to missy abt spider#i get it yea. ur friends sometimes have dogshit taste in men but you don't need to make them feel like trash abt it#and the way she was like 'he fetishizes u for being black omg its probably asian girls next omg i dont feel safe'#THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU????????.#also she 100% jumpstarted quinnis identity crisis#with how she was constantly switching between infantilizing her and undermining her autonomy over her own decisions#and treating doing things quinni wanted to do and the specific way she needed to do them as a chore#and then victimizing herself!!!!!!!#like from experience that relationship dynamic IS abusive to autistic people it just is#idk if nt people get it but it's really fucking awful to come from your partner#anyway. until sasha apologizes to both quinni and missy this will continue to be a sasha hate page.#heartbreak high#heartbreak high season 2#quinni gallagher jones#sasha so#missy beckett
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per my last reblog aka said clips from said iconic interview. the woman that you are ma'am
#rekha#bollywood#bisexuality#local gay watches Bollywood.txt#the laugh she gave when Simi was like 'well not a woman!!!!' and she was like. 👀👀👀👀👀👀 bet.#BET BITCH.#Rekha was just at the IIFA there too yesterday(?) giving a 20-minute performance and she's still got it....................... i just know#she and her secretary gf are living life the way they're supposed to amen and amen. should be me tho—
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will never agree w the argument of “amber and richie never shouldve been dating bc its gross and unrealistic they shouldve just been friends!!!” bc. aside from it nine times out of ten just being used as a thinly (if at all) veiled way to say “this r/s shouldnt have happened bc it squicks me out personally” as opposed to any genuine issue w the ‘realism’ of it. or the fact that there are much bigger fish to fry if you really care about how logical any of it is. literally just look at amber. i’m being so fr. it would have been 1000x less realistic if richie didn’t at least TRY shooting his shot bc if you were literally Just Some Guy off the stab subreddit why would you ever fumble THAT 😭
#bad evil bitch who lives in the macher house like be so serious now…#tbh house or not#put MEEEE on the stab subreddit and id be on her like white on rice i mean what!#like sorry shes too fine ud have a harder time convincing me he WOULDNT want to date her#‘buh- buh- but she wouldnt like him’#never said she would genuinely but that dont mean she wouldnt be w him still! like…#brother that girl was going for gold in the lying her ass off olympics#if she could use her face card to scam her way into getting an accomplice why wouldnt she#wouldnt put it past someone who was literally confirmed by the writers to be manipulating richie 💀#ceci speaks#ambchie#richie kirsch#amber freeman#i do think its a dumb argument tho being so fr#i just also had to be an amber thirster as is par for the course for me
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omfg . radio play version of much ado with david as benedick from 2001
#this version of benedick is a lottttt more serious and restrained than the 2011 version#definitely due to the medium and bc it matches the energy of this version of beatrice way better#it's not david and catherine's insane comedic chemistry but it's still really good imo..#like it's obviously not as endlessly fucking funny as the 2011 version but it's still really solid#and i'm impressed with how they did the humor in a 100% audio format#and i actually really love this interpretation of benedick as more cynical and leaning into his Hater side#ironically david's benedick here generally comes off as older and more mature than his benedick 10 years later#'the prince's fool... hAhH???' is obviously extremely funny but also 'the prince's fool... [uppity hmph]' is Inspired#and his outraged 'oh!'s and gasps and sighs when he listens to don pedro/claudio/leonato talking abt beatrice being in love with him#also funnily enough i think benedick's whole monologue after this is SO good. if not better than the 2011 version#cuz it's more restrained you have benedick's haterism actively fighting and losing against his satisfaction and giddy laughter#and the bit where benedick challenges claudio is so ohhhghhgouhgghg#the way his voice deepens with 'and her death shall fall heavy on you' just FLOORS me it's fucking perfect#but also equally as fun are the line readings where they have evidently remained the same (or similar)#my dearrrrr ladyyyy disdaiiiiinnnn#and the 'she misused me past the endurance of a block' rant#and when he's bitching about claudio falling in love w hero#but the vibes are so different this feels like a whole separate guy and that's really cool#i'm not sure how much i would love this production overall if i wasn't as familiar w the play tho#much ado#shakespeare#essentially trying to say in the least embarrassing way possible that david tennant is now both my first and second favorite benedick
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Crying my friend made the mha fanfic where he tries to shoot donald trump her ao3 (just made today) is tiarasupreme01 ANYWAY LOOK AT THE COMMENTS
#donald trump thing happened#ik its been nearly 24 hours bitch idc#sorry#🥺#ao3#uh#a#help#ao3 writer#archive of our own#mha#bnha#my hero academia#IM STILL CRYING THO AND SHE ORPHANED IT BC SHE SAID SHE DIDNT WANT HER SISTER KNWOING SHE SAW HER MIRACULOUS FICS#Help BRO PLEASE HAHAHA#donald trump poopy
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