defaultjane
defaultjane
The musings of a narcissistic drama queen
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I don't hate you because you're a mage. I hate you because you won't shut up about it.
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defaultjane · 11 hours ago
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defaultjane · 11 hours ago
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defaultjane · 11 hours ago
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hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously
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defaultjane · 11 hours ago
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I'm so sick of seeing people act like Loghain didn't love his wife. Like, yes, this dude was fucked up and yes he's so emotionally stunted that he wound up neglecting her because - let's face it - he cannot fucking work through his feelings or problems to save his life, but... Really? The guy who neglected his Terynir due to severe depression and feeling lost and only stopped fucking around after Celia practically broke his door down and shouted at him over his mistreatment not just of his people, but also of the furniture before going "can you lock the fuck in" and promoting them to have REPEATED shouting matches, which then resulted in him asking for her hand in marriage? The guy who fucking obliterated his wifes rose bush the ONE time she asks him for help tending it and then immediately decides the only logical conclusion is repentance by trouncing down to Denerim, getting not just roses, not just seeds, but an ENTIRE GODDAMN ROSE BUSH, THORNS AND ALL, stuffing it in his pack as he gets cut all to shit and tells everyone who offers to help him with it to kill themselves because it is VITAL that he be the one to give it to his wife? The guy who, after playing the longest running game of hide and seek with his own feelings and trauma, decides "yeah, I'll live with my wife, fuck it" and actually settled down with her for the whole of three years before she FUCKING DIES and prompts him to go "yeah, I'll live with my daughter, fuck it" as Anora drags the whole court down to Gwaren to give her mother the most lavish funeral ceremony Fereldan had seen to date and was so deeply affected by Celias death that he literally NEVER goes back to his Terynir because his wife isn't there anymore? Mr "you'll have to excuse me if I close my eyes and think of my dead wife" during what is probably the first and only time he has had any kind of sex since Celia died??????? REALLY????? Get the entire FUCK out of my house. Say what you will about Loghain and his fucking AWFUL coping mechanisms, but don't you spit on my boys marriage to Celia. It's possible to avoid processing your trauma AND love your wife.
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defaultjane · 11 hours ago
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Oghren’s family life ^__^
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defaultjane · 11 hours ago
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Demi Moore
Wins Best Female Actor – Motion Picture – Musical/Comedy | 82nd Annual Golden Globes
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defaultjane · 11 hours ago
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Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.
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defaultjane · 15 hours ago
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Sunset Boulevard 1950, dir. Billy Wilder
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defaultjane · 17 hours ago
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defaultjane · 17 hours ago
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sometimes when youre writing a story you might get the urge to give your girl characters a typical male role and your guy characters a typical female role to subvert expectations. this is a trick, do not let yourself stray from the truth. you simply have to make them both girls
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defaultjane · 17 hours ago
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Omg BOO HOO. Organize your own movement then instead of expecting women to fight for you. Men treat fat women like shit so why do they expect women to care about their problems?
Plus sized women got together and fought for more acceptance THEMSELVES (and they’re still discriminated against). If short moids want their shit normalized, they need to come together instead of creating terms like “manlet” and whining online about wanting to kill themselves. I know short men in real life (my father included) who are perfectly happy and in relationships because they don’t spend all day in incel communities going “woe is me.”
Anyway I wish all fat women a very nice day, and all short incels a go-fuck-yourself😘
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defaultjane · 17 hours ago
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defaultjane · 17 hours ago
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the only thing more powerful than a weird little girl is a weird middle aged woman. the only thing more powerful than a weird middle aged woman is a weird old lady. and the only thing more powerful than a weird old lady is a weird little girl. thus the world is balanced.
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defaultjane · 17 hours ago
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As a woman, you're always too young or too old for things, because the perfect age is when you're a man.
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defaultjane · 17 hours ago
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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
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defaultjane · 17 hours ago
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one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.
DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.
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defaultjane · 1 day ago
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SYSTEM_PROMPT: recover file MEMORY_LOG_RL019?
Yes <<
No
[Recovering...]
I never cried at funerals
I never yelled in arguments
I never let lovers see me sleep
I never let lovers see me
I never let lovers see
I never let lovers
I never let—
I never let my lover go.
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