defaultjane
The musings of a narcissistic drama queen
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I don't hate you because you're a mage. I hate you because you won't shut up about it.
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defaultjane · 3 hours ago
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i cannot believe we are about to be a whole QUARTER into this century
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She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.
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"this is how you can use ChatGPT to achieve all of your goals" "use this AI hack to glow up" "I asked ChatGPT for life advice and you guys will never believe what I learned"
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CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!
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defaultjane · 5 hours ago
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play chess with me
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Happy New Year!
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defaultjane · 6 hours ago
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these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook
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defaultjane · 6 hours ago
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not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116
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defaultjane · 9 hours ago
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defaultjane · 9 hours ago
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Top-Tier Villain Motivations
They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
Yes, Master
Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
I don't want a better future, I want a better past!
No other way to get performance art funded these days
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defaultjane · 9 hours ago
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i feel like there needs to be more neil gaiman hate, i expected him to get the jkr treatment. everyone has just been like "oh i'm so upset, I looked up to him so much :(". where's the harassment? where's the pipebombs? where's the thinkpiece about how dead boy detectives was fascist this whole time?
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