I don't hate you because you're a mage. I hate you because you won't shut up about it.
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drew my favorite sisters (◕ᴗ◕✿) by Hamms_Hamms
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Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening released 15 years ago!
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did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut
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god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world
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duncan leaves orzammar and turns to his new recruit to see them looking like this

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Reblog if you’re 30 or older
This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!
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Pamela Anderson had tens of thousands dollars worth of plastic surgery for decades. Her not wearing make up and still being “attractive” isnt the feminist movement you think it is.
im glad she's turning over a new leaf :-) someday when you turn your own life around you will hope others give you grace and learn from your journey
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Insane how ladies will be like omg i cant have bush its too overstimulating but ill have my long hair in my face all day like girl your bush is in your pants wym its overstimulating but ur inch long fake lashes arent...... again yeah that post that said women will have mysterious sensory issues that perfectly align with beauty standards expected of them
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Hi my name is Elvis Las Vegas Jailhouse Hounddog Presley and I have short ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) and soft brown eyes like lovely soil and a lot of people tell me I look like Austin Butler (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a musician but my tassles are straight and golf. I have pale white skin. I'm also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called The King's School of Impersonation in Vegas where I'm in the seventh year (I'm ninety). I'm a rocker (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly gold. I love Las Vegas and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a white jacket with gold tastles around it and slutty shiny boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Vegas. It was sunny and not raining so there was a lot of sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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Dragon Age: Inquisition + text posts: Sera, Part 2
More DA text post memes:
Marian Hawke: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Garrett Hawke: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Anders: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
Hawke/Anders: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14
Justice: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Merrill: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Fenris: 1, 2, 3 | Isabela: 1, 2, 3 | Varric: 1, 2, 3, 4 | Aveline: 1 | Carver: 1
Alistair: 1, 2 | Leliana: 1 | Zevran: 1 | Fiona: 1
Sera: 1 | Cole: 1 | Iron Bull: 1 | Dorian: 1 | Solas: 1, 2, 3, 4 | Cassandra: 1
Various characters (DA:O): 1, 2, 3, 4
Various characters (DAII): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16
Various characters (DA:I): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18
Various characters (all): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
Various characters (LGBTQ+ themed): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
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