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i want a hot confident girl to push me up against a wall and make out w me is that too much to ask
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i love two things in this life and they are naps and women goodnight
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Ok so shera..except as a weird modern girl gang au??
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#how the h ell#does this show up today of all days#I’m just#gonna sit on the floor now#I was out of words for like 15 freakin minutes earlier because this exact thing happened
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hey i have a favor to ask from astronomers, can y'all put little krakens on the edges of maps of the observable universe to denote that we don't know what's past that
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finding job…. hard…… i’m only a baby…. no experience….. just baby. i am baby. please hire me
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Please remind your friends that did not or could not finish college that they are not failures.
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Things mentioned about Taako’s height:
1. Taako and Magnus’s overall heights are about the same.
2. Merle is a little over 3 feet tall and comes up to Taako’s hips.
3.Taako’s hat adds 2 feet to his “full wizarding height”.
4. Carey confirmed that Taako is shorter than Magnus (at least in the graphic novel).
So let’s put Magnus at around 6 feet.
By that logic Taako should look like this:
I KNOW I MADE MAGNUS’S LEGS TOO LONG AS WELL BUT YOU GET WHAT I’M TRYING TO CONVEY, LIKE…ADHSGABSDAKUKBSBDJ THIS BOY IS 4 FEET TALL, 70% LEGS, 20% HAT, AND ONLY 10% BODY AND HEAD I AM DECEASED!!!
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may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment
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i already made it a lot farther than anyone thought i would
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i wanna be kissed all over omg like it’s such a FAT mood rn
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SHE HAS FUR ALL OVER…. WE REALLY ARE ALL FURRIES
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the found family trope in fiction is an inherently queer trope because it directly involves deconstructing the heteronormative notions of what family is and involves defining what family is for oneself rather than assuming that the people you are biologically related to are always going to support and care for you. Furthermore it inherently deconstructs and challenges amatonormativity because rather than focusing on a central romantic relationship as the genesis for a family and on forming a romantic partnership as what constitutes making a family, it is focused on close non-romantic bonds. In this essay I will
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me showing you my romantic side: I wanna go grocery shopping with you
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