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YALL I AM FREAKIN TF OUT!!!
Ok I’m not sharing a lot of deetz bc of privacy. But what I will say is that MY MOM WAS IN THE SAME ROOM AS DYLAN MCDERMOTT LAST MONTH AND I JUST FOUND OUT!!! AS IN, SHE WAS IN A SCENE HE WAS IN AND SPOKE TO HIM!!! WTF!!!
Like obvi his character as Ben sucked BUT HELLO???????
She said he tries to be funny on set BTS, but the jokes are really bad. 💀
#evan peters#ahs fandom#im just a girl#just girly things#lana del ray aesthetic#celebrity#dylan mcdermott#ben harmon#ahs#ahs murder house#actor#acting#tea#tweaking#genuinely tweaking#i love my mom#she was rlly good in her scene btw#yeah so basically#erm#violet fandom#violet harmon#the harmons#ahs 1
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ok the moer ai look at this the more i go ok this is SICK actually so N E way1st art of 2023 ^.^
@spitzyyyy @fauxbia ai . um . corn.send hatchling
#outer wilds#hatchling outer wilds#outer wilds hatchling#ASLO AI REALIZED AI MADE THEIR THUMB FACEING THE WRONG WAY but . too late naow LOL#ai was gonna post this 2 deepspacesatellite but ai already watermarked it 4 main + their litrally arent any spoilers#hear so main it is ^.^#art#this was drawn in my sketchbook at 12am originally btw#it turns out my new tablet has a rlly good camera so i just took a picture ^.^ & then added effects in fa#aslo ai couldnt decide whether ai liked color or no color better so ai did both#the animal moment#this is based on . um.outer wilds ventures goes to ohio by fauxbia & spitzle on ao3#CRACKFIC WHERE A LOT OF THINGS HAPPENS & THEIRS EVIL CORN . hatchling gets banished 2 the corn#aslo contains ow spoilers obviously but this scene is SO vague ai can post it 2 main ^.^#rrrr ai need an ow tag#oiter woiter#<there XD#tooncat tag o.o#< SHESE THERE . ai actually couldnt figure out haow 2 remove her so she got 2 stay XD#*is pointing at nothing 6*#that fic made me LOSE MY MIND btw ai almost went supernova in outer wilds genaral chat#ummm ai think ive babbled enough . dont spoil urself 4outer wilds etc send post
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(oh you sound so busy 😓 and a month is so close omg may uni be take it easy with you, fighting!! i'll look foward to it then I'm sure it will be so good 🥹)
fluff but hard thoughts (???)
this one is REALLY long .. i'm sorry !!
well, it's so embarrassing and a bit weird / cringey actually but i thought about it out of sudden and can't get it off my head pls help (pleasee ignore this if u don't like it im so embarrassed so i apologize if u think it's too weird 😅
rlly ah why i thought abt it 🫠
this is abt gunwookie btw i love him smmm
for reference i wanted to add those pictures of him wearing that snorlax onesie but i don't know why i can't add images here
reader lives alone on her apartment so she's always spending her free time doing the things that makes her happy. she rlly enjoys having these self-healing times but still feels kinda lonely sometimes, that's when she ends up falling asleep cuddling her GIANT teddy bear she got on one of that big claw machines. only when she feels lonely, she tells herself. she is good on her own... but who is she lying to? she hugs that bear so tightly every single night, that's her best friend. she didn't got close to anybody at college and the routine is tough, that fluffy bear is the only one that always hear the feelings she holds deep down her heart and she feels comforted by that she even named him and takes it all around the house, when she's watching movies, cooking and baking or just being. one night she got so worked up after watching a romance movie with unexpected hot scenes that she just couldn't sleep thinking about it. suddenly she felt her body heat up while still holding tight to her bear cause she thought hugging him again would help her sleep faster even tho it didn't. instead, she started slowing grinding on it searching for some kind of relief. when she realized she was whimpering against the bear's soft cheeks and couldn't stop riding it so she started crying she felt so needy, sad and hopeless at the same time. she felt asleep bc of all the crying and her heart breaking she just wished her teddy bear could hug her back and take care of her.
deep in her sleep she felt a really soft touch, caressing her thighs, her waist and then hear face. she tought it was a dream, but when she felt a small kiss on her cheek she woke up to the sight of the prettiest guy she's ever seen and he was smiling so prettily and sweet but still he was a stranger, obviously she would scream. her high pitched scream almost broke the cute boy's heart. why was she screaming like this after telling him i love you every night. he was teary-eyed.
"WHO TF ARE YOU? HOW DID YOU GOT IN MY ROOM YOU PERV?" she was freaking out, who wouldn't though? she was so disturbed by the vision of a unknown -tall as hell- man IN HER BED wearing fcking bear pajamas. who is tryna prank her?
he tilted his head to the side in confusion and said "it's me gunwookie"
she blinked like five times before widening her eyes and again asking herself if this is a prank, how could it be, no one knows about her shameful friendship with a teddy bear, so how could he knows the name of it? he must be a stalker.
"what are your intentions? why are you... stalking me? how do you know me?"
and he looked even more confused than her
"i just wanna take care of you, i love you so much too, it was you who brought me here and I'm so thankful that you treat me so well" he smiled again
something sparked on her brain and she looked around her room searching for the giant teddy bear until she noticed he was there anymore... it can't be...?
"wait... are you my wookie bear? what am i saying? that's impossible..."
he just nodded his head and smiled again
"are you for real??" and gunwook confirmed but seconds later his smile dropped
"why were you crying earlier? i got so worried" and he pouted sadly
oh so he is really my bear, she thought
"I was feeling too sad and lonely gunwookie :( that's why"
"is there something i can do to make you better?" he asked and she just jumped on him giving the biggest hug ever, she needed that
"just stay here with me please gunwookie"
"okay i won't go anywhere" and he hugged her back
after a moment he speaked up again "I'm so sorry"
"why are you saying that, wookie?"
"did i hurt you? you were near me doing those sounds and then you started crying, i don't really understand what happened.. it sounded like you were in pain.. did i do something wrong? please explain me and i promised i will apologize properly to you and repair any mistake"
oh this is gonna be a really long night
(oh 🍄 anon my tests for this week has ended and now i'm back to this. and i got your back! i found some pics of gunwook in a snorlax hoodie. if you're in anon, you can't share images, just links!)
so continuing on from where we left, you explained that you are not in pain, just desperate for pleasure. gunwook seems a bit clueless but when he gets what you're trying to mean, his cheeks blush in pink. he lets you take the lead, he doesn't want to hurt you. he just wanted you to feel satisfied in your sleep.
you ride his cock, bouncing up and down, as you interlocked both of your hands together with his hands. and his blush just gets more pink. he's getting flustered from the pleasure, sweet and soft moans spilling out of his lips.
after the both of you cummed, you tidied yourself up and gave gunwook a simple aftercare, solely made of cuddles. "sorry for that, i was just...needy." you apologised. "y/n, that's alright, at least you're...happy now." gunwook responded, wrapping his arms around you.
#🌼🍄 anon#zb1 smut#zb1 hard hours#zb1 hard thoughts#zerobaseone smut#zerobaseone hard hours#zerobaseone hard thoughts#gunwook smut
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"fanon lottienatters please stay away from me" oh!! shots fired!! 2,000 dead, 10,000 injured!! BUT curious about your specific definition for fanon lottienat and what you dislike about it <33
ohhhhh okay... alrrrrrr
this is like. one of my biggest issues. im not like a shipper, never rlly have been until yj but i dont like engage in discourse bc thats stupid.
But basically? Fanon lottienat just kinda strips anything thats interesting about the ship away. and makes it like. punk x preppy. loser x popular. ive even heard black cat and golden retriever which makes me want to rip my eyes out.
And its not even accurate to their characterization? at all? like youre flanderizing them but like..... not even their main traits. like ive seen people say "precrash lottie would be like charlotte from status update (curse that movie btw. the things i do for u courtney eaton) which is just. like not at all.
first off lottie is not popular. yeah, shes rich, but shes clearly somewhat of a loner (WHICH PARALLELS NAT?? WHICH MAKES IT MORE INTERESTING???) even courtney has said this in interviews. she feels ostracized, and a lot of it can be traced back to the flashback scenes we see, esp those about her relationship w her parents and her supposed mental illness. the 90s, especially the 90s in a high pressure rich family, was NOT a good place to have schizophrenia (and yeah theres the "she wasnt actually mentally ill" argument but that changes nothing because atp in the story her whole family and probably herself believed she was.
Then we have the nat characterization. The fanon "grumpy" to fanon lotties "sunshine". guys canonically nat smiles more than lottie. girlie was always grinning while lottie was experiencing the horrors all of s1. ofc they both went THROUGH it but that specific stereotype pissed me off sm i had to address it.
also, nat gets shown a lot as masc?? which is a fine headcanon but like for her style like the whole punk thing? she acc dresses relatively femininely.those are little irks abt nat but they bother me idc. too tired to write more on this rn but feel free to ask!
so basically taking this stuff into account - fanon lottienat uses a gross mischaracterization of both characters, especially lottie (also that suspiciously align w stereotypes HMMMMM) to literally make the ship more boring. You are making it a stupid and lame trope. You literally have these two insanely complex characters who mirror each other. Theyre not opposites attract, they are the same character in different skins. They're both loners, one because of her punk/rebel nature and nasty rumors, the other because of her mental illness and lack of closeness to people. Theyre both loners because of their social status and their fucked up home life. Theyre both providers - nat the hunter, bringer of physical and real food like the deer. Lottie the prophet, bringer of hope and, through the teams eyes, the birds, the bear, etc. Lottie who begs to be a martyr but is denied nat who runs from it but shoulders it anyways. They're both bleeding hearts they both give soul to the team and are some of the most genuine characters but they present it so differently.
The fact that the majority of content grossly mischaracterizes them and is the widely accepted fanon just.. sucks tbh. and the fact that people get so up in arms about them, and literally attack fans of other characters (lottielee fans... travis fans....) for no reason?? all these other characters do is contribute to what makes lottienat such a compelling and fucked up and interesting ship. i love them so much but lwk most of yall are insane and dont even appreciate them for what they really are.
thoughts questions comments concerns hmu
#lottienat thoughts#they make me ill and if youre wrong about them i will get gatekeepy sorry#ill never say it to ur face but ill judge you#just know#also i love discussion please hmu!!#ty yellowjackets askers again#sheps asks#shep speaks#yellowjackets#yellowjackets showtime#lottie matthews#natalie scatorccio#lottienat#lottienat discussion#shep talks yj
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AITA for pretending to be sick in order to skip school even though I'm making my parents worried?
(I'm submitting this on a Monday. fuck Mondays btw.)
I (15M) am the only child of both of my parents (42F, 44M) and even though I love them and they love me, I feel like they don't really get me. since I was like 12 or so I started getting bullied by my classmates bc, essentially, I have "childish" interests (I like Adventure Time and video-games. my classmates need to realize we're technically still kids, but nooo they're not teenagers they're "Young Adults" and "Too Cool" to like anything remotely childish) and whenever I've tried to tell my parents that I'm experiencing bullying, they somehow end up thinking that I just don't want to go to school bc I'm lazy. I know being a parent is probably not easy but. what the fuck.
from my own experience I've noticed male and female bullies use different methods - guys hit me and use brute force against me while girls say hurtful things to me. one of the guys who bullies me, let's call him DH which stands for Dickhead (15M), is also extremely popular for some reason. he's very tall, very strong and he always uses that against me (I'm almost as tall as DH but I'm just lanky). he bullies anyone who is "beneath him" lol everybody bow down to the king of the fucking world.
today DH was making a scene at recess bc his girlfriend (15F) was wearing a skirt that was too short according to him. he was so mad at her that people were starting to form a circle around them. since DH is so popular people really respect his gf but they clearly respect him more bc today no one tried to help her. I don't respect DH, because he's a dickhead, so I stepped in and said something like "c'mon man what the hell, there's no need to humiliate your girlfriend like this, leave her alone". DH was pissed. he heatedly said that just because no girl will ever want to date me, that doesn't give me the right to tell other guys how to handle their relationships and their girlfriends. he got rlly mad and clearly he wanted to hit me so I ran like hell and proceeded to hide from him for the rest of recess. I felt like a little bitch tbh. DH always makes me feel like a little bitch.
before classes started again his gf found me and talked to me for like 5 minutes. she said I don't know DH like she does and that he's actually a really good boyfriend (HA, sure) and that I would be more liked and popular if I wanted to be, but it's "not normal" that I watch Adventure Time at 15. she also told me that DH intends to beat the shit out of me tomorrow. he said he'll "kill me" and ngl he has the physical strength to do so. this made me shit my fucking pants so today as soon as I got home I decided to pretend I was sick since I can be pretty good at acting. I told my parents I had a headache, I started fake-coughing, I said I felt really tired. I even managed to look pale on purpose by thinking of how fucking scared I was of DH and what he might do to me, and I raised the temperature of the thermometer by rubbing it against the fabric of my sweatshirt.
apparently I was so convincing that my parents agreed to let me skip class tomorrow and they even said I can skip it for the rest of the week if I don't improve (tbh I think I won't "improve" if you know what I mean) and I could see they were worried. this is the reason why I feel like an asshole. at the end of the day I'm making my parents worried, I'm lying about my health and I feel kinda guilty. but I'm too scared, and if I tell them the truth they'll just tell me to "man up" or they'll think once again that I'm just too lazy to want to attend school.
anyway. Adventure Time rocks 🤘🏻
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i understand the meaning of life
im going to the goth club finally
#i had soooo much fun#it was honestly a liiittle. like. objectively depressing. there was probably an average of like 15 ppl on the dance floor most of the time#although we left kinda early in the night due to my friend did not know what she was getting into music wise and did not end up having as#much fun as i did lol UNDERSTANDABLE btw its not her thing n doesnt have to be we stayed plenty long#but it seemed to be getting more crowded as we were leaving so im hoping we were not there at peak bc i want to believe that there is#somewhat of a robust goth scene here#also idk if it was just tn specifically but it was ALL 80's and 90's goth the website said 'any request alternative' like its not#actually exclusively a goth club so i was like oh god who knows what they will be playing but it was soooo good like#the first song as i got onto the dance floor. previous song is just ending and then. lucretia my reflection. COME ONNNN#went insane immediately#but anyway ya i had lots of fun ill be going back i honestly might just go alone like idc i literally could spend hours there just dancing#it was so fun and so cool to be arnd goths just fully getting into the goth dancing like no shame at all i looooved it#like ik this is not a new sentiment. but it is a v beautiful experience to just let music take over ur body and move to it like regardless#of how silly it looks. goth club dancing is so pure idk like it rlly is just writhing around to the music like letting it take over#whateverrrr the point is i had fun! and im a real goth now <-joke
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okay so
UNTIL DAWN SPOILERS AHEAD
Here's what I think the "canon" deaths would've been, because as far as I am aware, you can kill or save everyone and it hasn't been confirmed what the "true" route would be.
I'm just kinda basing these off of kills that are unique, like for example how in a couple diff scenarios you get the same animation of Em getting her eyes gouged, because then the unique ones feel a lot more like they're what was MEANT to happen, as well as who was meant to survive
These aren't rlly in chronological order btw
So starting off with Jess, Mike not making it to her in time and finding her dead with her face all fucked up. I think this would be a good beginning death because it really sets a sinister tone of "Woah shit okay we fucked up"
Emily, I'm a little unsure about this one because I feel like the grinder would've been a potential canon one but also if she dies earlier on, the scene with mike in the safe room never happens. It could potentially be the grinder, or by getting shot by Mike. I feel like Mike's need to protect everyone else could end up pushing him to do it.
Matt, getting killed on the hook by the wendigo when he isn't given the flare gun by Emily, because realistically I would see her keeping it for herself, that feels more accurate to her character.
Ashley, the trap door when she heard "Jessica's" voice, that was a really interesting one, and then followed by Chris when he goes to search for her, which seems in character for him given the connection they had
I think the survivors would be Sam and Mike, or potentially just Sam if she runs too quick and Mike blows himself to hell just to kill the wendigos
#until dawn#mike munroe#chris hartley#josh washington#matt taylor#ashley brown#emily davis#sam giddings#jessica riley
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so disclaimer: I haven't read the book yet so I don't have the full context + i'm not USAmerican so I dunno how relevant this would be to pjo
Also so sorry for the essay... do ignore this if you don't want to go into this further! I just get rambly about cultures and cultural differences haha
In my family it really depends on who the guest is on what is acceptable behaviour? I guess? Closest to percy and annabeth would probably be my sister and her long term boyfriend (5 -ish years, they're early twenties). He isn't expected to help out, but he's allowed to and does regularly help set the table. In this case he also eats at my parent's at least twice a week. Sometimes he and my sister cook, sometimes they clean etc. (he also helps us host at birthdays sometimes! like offer other guests drinks that kind of stuff) Different example: close family typically helps out in the kitchen. My grandma refuses to let us do anything without her help no matter how insistent we are that "You're our guest! Let us do the work!" she'll just tell us that it would be rude of her to let her (grand)children do all the work while she sits and watches. We also always offer our help when we're over at family. (my mom's best friend, who she has known since college, is the same way btw. She also insists on helping us and we always offer our help when we are visiting her and her family) Now, if the boyfriend's parents came over to eat dinner my parents would not let them lift a finger. Same with neighbours, colleagues and other more casual acquaintances.
If I went off of my own experiences and no further context i'd say that rr is trying to show that percy, annabeth and their friends are very close
I totally get that and I agree it’s context sensitive. HOWEVER. My issues with this scene are as follows:
1. Percy appears to be not doing much of anything in this scene? Like the page I read is just him standing there narrating the scene…….? It literally says “Grover and juniper were setting the table which is usually my job” maybe I’m wrong and I’m missing context but that’s what it read like. But this isn’t rlly my main issue with the food stuff so oh well
2. I have a huge contention with Rick’s push to make Annabeth into a character that is like. Good at and interested in cooking and food handling in general. His justification for her learning to cook appears to be “she’s smart and so ahead in her classes she just decided to” which goes back to my point that I made on my side blog about the poor representation of Annabeth as a “smart adhder”. It feels like a retroactive and lazy justification for a character trait that he has already decided for her when her upbringing and personality has given me no reason to believe she would ever need or care to learn to cook. Her doing so could be an interesting way to explore the way her priorities shift as she gets older as Jules discussed on my post about sohaes last chapter but it’s not being used that way and when he randomly starts pushing his one female character in his main trio to start cooking when both his male characters have a much better characterization for it it also feels somewhat misogynistic and “mommy-ifying” with how heavily the cooking focuses on Annabeth being so so good at cooking
I don’t want this to come off as me saying a female character who cooks is inherently misogynistic but this sudden addition to her character says nothing and does nothing when it can and should. Either she remains not good at cooking and we see food as a medium for care and affection with Percy and Sally as caretakers expecting nothing in return or we see her learn with Sally as a symbolic representation of her gaining smth she lost as a kid. But learning to cook in a class bc she’s just so smart and good at school is… not it.
And even then. What if she does learn in an academic and STRUGGLES with it. How does that interact with her pride? Her personality? Etc.
I think this is a huge issue I have with a lot of the ideas he brings up where they could be incredibly interesting things to explore but he will never take it there so it just feels random. We’re not at a point where we’re supposed to be teaching an audience about a character we’re at the exploring their depth stage and he just. Doesn’t act that way.
3. A cultural issue I guess but my partner would never be allowed to do the work at my parents house but we are sort of a fist fight for the bill type of culture so 🤷♂️
Side note: the tangent about Percy being like “wow I’d never think to ask if salad was okay for juniper” followed by the immediate tangent about how hard he’s thought about the feelings of fish and whether or not he eats them was like… something. Idk what but it ticked me off LOOOL
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This picture of kori in the last post is sending me
She looks so silly dkkskskdkd.
Speaking of kori (also hey I had an mc called cori that's cool!) when do her and cove get together? Is it in the step 2 epilogue with the confession or during the charity confession?
Also unrelated to Kori but what do you mind going more into depth on your thoughts for both Derek and Baxter dlcs? I love discussions around their dlcs I wish people would genuinely talk more about itz going into depth into the themes of the dlcs and how they affect Derek and Baxter as characters, but then again I'm someone who loves analyzing the media they consume so djdkdkjd. General discussions about these things drive me crazy (I think is worth mentioning that I'm autistic so djdkdk)
Your art is also very lovely I loved watching your doodles, you're one of the artists I always look forward to to get a notification from 🫶
THATS ALOT OF QUESTIONS YOU GOT THERE BUDDY,,,,
Im kidding tho it's appreciated nonetheless ^_^
SO FIRST OF ALL THANKS FOR LIKING MY ART 🥹🥹🥹 i try my best to make time for drawing my silly our life doodles despite being busy in college and i appreciate anyone who rlly enjoys my dumb doodles of my ol mc shenanigans
Answering the confession question, they confess at the end of step 3 cause i thought the slowburn was fun 😇
I actually drew their first kiss right here
Now with the derek and baxter dlc question,,,
So fun fact! With how i played the the dlcs over all me and my friend Lo (@/oiulse) would choose which boy to play the dlc and stream it on call, so Lo picked Baxter and i took Derek, it was really funny cause casual constantly played in our heads during the Baxter dlc (bless lo btw for gifting me both dlcs labyu oomf 🫰)
With how i feel with BOTH dlcs
For my boy Derek Suarez
When i played the first moment from dereks dlc my voice started like acting up from how long THAT specific moment was, maybe its just me but the first moment in particular felt really long, I get it though its the first time ur meeting the suarez family and in no way did i NOT enjoy it, but there were indeed moments where im like DAMN ITS STILL NOT OVER cause of how tired my voice was getting LMFAO, all the other moments were rlly fun my favorite one from the dlc was where u hang out with liz on daddy day and there was an option to gift a card to cliff 🥹, his step 4 was also a bunch of fun i loved the family bonding get to do with the suarez brothers (u can just tell that i love family aus) and getting to hang out with derek made me love him more as a chr, HIS STEP 4 VOICE IS STILL A JUMPSCARE TO ME FROM HOW DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT IT IS (no hate to the va btw) STILL VERY FUNNY THOUGH HAHAHA, i made it so that Derek, kori and cove get to be neighbors before the both of them get married so now they hang out LOTS
With THE Baxter FUCKING Alexander Ward
I heard from another friend that the baxter's dlc was gonna be angsty and i was like oh hell fuckin yeah i love angst! AND THERE CERTAINLY WAS ANGST ILL TELL U THAT MUCH, since i was watching lo play through the Baxter dlc i will admit there were a few times where i spaced out cause ANOTHER fun fact, we played the dlcs like really late on my timezone so i was either drawing while Lo was playing or i was in the brink of conking the fuck out, i was able to know what was going on overall i think the ONLY moment i like fully spaced out on was when the mc and baxter were like out drinking or smth and there was this entire thing with the bartender and the singer, that specific scene in particular i was fully focusing on smth else and it wasnt till later that when i played the baxter dlc for myself that i knew what was finally going on, since me and lo have our castaways au to think abt while playing these dlcs we were building aus upon aus of what lo's mc would do when meeting with baxter again after 5 years its fun lo has never been the same since and neither have i, the angst was good soup and i can see why baxter's dlc was more expensive than derek's LMFAO
But ironically enough the dlc that made me cry was DEREKS DLC,,, that moment on the step 4 epilogue with the brothers having a heart to heart is going to be MY ROMAN EMPIRE, I FUCKING LOVE FAMILIES BRO GAUGHHHH
Anyways sorry that was unnecessarily long i could have organized my thoughts more but i dont have the patience for that so i hope u dont mind that all my thoughts and feelings were all over the place hahaha
In conclusion the dlcs was a nice content buffet 👍
#THAT WAS ALOT SORRY#olba#our life#our life: beginnings & always#olba mc#cove holden#olba cove#olba derek#olba baxter ward#olba baxter#derek suarez#baxter ward#baxter#kori askbox#ask box
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SPOILERS FOR KUNG FU PANDA 4
This is a massive rant btw. I have a lot of thoughts about this movie
(TW: Bad spelling and not remembering any names 💀)
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Yh so I'm ranting rn
Like it was good, but not great 🕴️. Does not compare to the first 2, DEFINITELY not the second one, that one was just 🙌🏽 . And u know, that's ok, it's hard to pull a puss in boots and do better than the originals, but still the movie was lack luster
These are my points for why:
1. Plot was SO obvious. As soon as I saw that fox I knew she d be the new dragon warrior, cuz yh. Just obvious. And you know what? I wouldv been fine with that if they developed her character more. Like her bond with po SHOULDV been developed SO MUCH MORE. It felt like their whole dynamic was she was sarcastic and he went 🥺 n that's it. Like, why couldn't they have bonded more on them both being orphans ? How she feels unwanted because the world has rejected her and KEEPS rejecting her, but Po (who has gone thru a very similar thing) can teach her that yes that may be true, but that won't always be the case and once she finds her found family she can feel accepted, just like what happens to Po.
2. The villain and her daughter - so much potential but not enough done for them. Like just. I loved their dynamic, just SO MICH POTENTIAL BUT NOT ENOUGH GIVEN. There was one flashback of them meeting. That's it. There was basically only r4 interactions between them aswell: the betrayal scene, the "I'm using you" scene,the flashback and the final fight. And in NONE of these does it show how strong of a connection they have what about their relationship makes the fox betray Poe for the chameleon??? I wish we had a shi fu and tai lung type flashback where it showed the chameleon raising her and them developing a bond so that we know how hard it is for the fox to go against her orders
3. The villain herself - what motive ? U cannot convince me that "I'm evil because all the kung fu masters rejected me because I was too small" WHEN THERES A SNAKE THE SAME SIZE AS HER AND A F*CKING BUG WHO ARE BOTH AMAZING KUNG FU WARRIORS . like no. Just no. Someone would accepted her. U can't use her size as a reason for her becoming evil, just no. Instead, why not explain her reason being that she was poor/living in the streets ? A large portion of the movie is set around how there's a large group underground who have turned to crime, and poverty is often rampant in cities, so why not use that ? It also allows her to bond more with the fox as they have the same upbringing, but instead the chameleon was never able to get past how no one helped her and everyone rejected her, whilst the fox is able to accept where she is and find ppl who will accept her. Then they could've had a rlly impactful scene in the end where the fox accepts change and wanted the chameleon to change with her because SHE loves her and would fight for her, mother daughter style. Like writing that out just rlly made me think about how much they missed the mark, almost all 3 KFP movies are about father-son bonds, this movie could've had an impactful mother-daughter bond n it blew it 😩. So yh, I don't think the villains motive was fleshed out enough, I just don't think that her being small should have been the main centre for her character. Compare her to all the past villains, her motive is too simple and not developed enough
4. Tai lung and shen. NOT USED ENOUGH. How dare u bring those GODS OF VILLAISN back and not use them properly. And also have Po barely be surprised about them . SHEN IS THE MAN THAT COMMITTED MASS GENOCIDE AGAINST UR SPECIES, KILLED UR MOTHER AND LEFT U AN ORPHAN, Y R U NOT SHOCKED OR WORRIED THAT HE S HERE. And on top of that, ain't no what that peacock would simply bow and go " 🙂" and leave. He ain't bowing to Po, why would he respect him ? Shen doesn't CARE about being the dragon warrior, that wasnt his calling or whatever. Like, i could hav accepted it if he at least had a sentence apologizing for his actions, just ANYTHING that explains why he s so calm. I'm not angry that he is calm, I'm angry that it wasn't explained 🕴️(and tbh, I don't even think he needed a redemption arc much. He did horrible stuff, yes he has trauma, doesn't explain his actions. His death was a result of his arrogance and karma for his actions, I just think his character was fine (stressing him as a character was well written) the way it is, of anything this movie and taken away from his character )
And tai lung. Most of his character in this was comedy. And him going from "you are a mistake🙄" to "actually ur not a mistake 😏" within 10 minutes was annoying. I wish there was more interaction between him and Po. Then fighting together, bonding. Have them BOTH grow to move on from the title of dragon warrior together, since that title is such a grand part of both of their identities that they both have had a tough time letting go of. Once again, I'm not angry that he made jokes n was acting goofy (that was fun, I liked that), I'm annoyed that the movie didn't explain or provide context for why he was able to get over his past feelings and beliefs.
I can understand that they died and were able to let go of their actions in their mortal life, i just wish that it was addressed or properly shown. Especially shen, in his last moments he was given the chance to fess up n be good and he still refused. Bro died with u finished business, I would like to see how he came to terms with that or at least hav it b addressed
Overall, the bringing back of the past VILLAISN was fumbled. So much potential, but not used and on top of that it just kinda makes a joke of them and their original actions.
--> quick add on that I just remembered. Where r the five ? Like, I understand that they could've get the actors back or whatever. Ok find. But why not hav the chameleon capture all of them at the start and then they remain captured/past out/in a coma the rest of the movie until they R rescued :/. Like. That's such a better way of writing them out cuz a. It gives Poe even more incentive to want to take down the chameleon B. It makes the chameleon a much more threatening villain, cuz all the chameleon does in this movie is push one dude down some stairs, and then bring back so dead ppl, lick them n put them in a cage 🕴️. I would appreciate more stakes. ALSO PO SHOULDV TALKED ABOUT HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH THE 5 MORE, cuz this guy is a yapper, ain't no way he ain't talking bout them. It couldv once again been a way he bonded with the fox, if both of them had looked up to the 5 or something like that, or maybe even just about how Po can't wait to accept the fox into his found family
ANOTHER SIDE NOTE: wish they developed po and the foxes friendship. I might hav said this b4, I hav bad memory. Just there could've been more bonding , wish there was but alas 😪
5. Poe s trauma ? Now, I'm a psychology student. I love seeing mental health and depth show in movies so I kno I'm being a bit picky. I just wished that we could see more of Poe coming to terms of all the stuff that has happened to him. Or at least referenceing it. I just think that he was way too jokey and light hearted the whole time. Like, there was a scene where fireworks suddenly went off next to him. I wish he flinched or anything like that, since fireworks were such a big thing (almost a trigger) for him in the first movie because of the mass killing of his species by shen. Like, even if he has gotten over it all, it would have been great to have him reference everything he s been through. It could hav been one of the things he bonded over with the fox, how yes, times get tough but you can get thru it if u r supported by the right people
Like tbh I think it wouldv been rlly cool if this movie focused on love :both the healthy and toxic types. Bringing back old villains can reference old baggage , like the toxic love between tai lung and shi fu, and the chameleon and the fox. It could be about breaking those toxic habits and changing to move past them and let the last go. Po couldv acted as the message of that, he could show his surroundings characters how to let go of the past to move on to a better future . Like, after everything he s been through that wouldv been so impactful.
Overall, just a lot of missed potentials in this movie. Still liked it tho. So here are some things I liked.
Visuals: fun visuals . Tho I do think some of the scenery wasn't as memorable as previous movies. Like comparing this villains hideout (wrong word but oh well) to shens, shens is so much more memorable and impactful. Looking at it you feel intimidated. In this movie, not so much. But it was still very pretty and u can tell some hard work went behind it, had some great animations, very smoothe, so yh :)
VIOLA DAVIS AS THE CHAMELEON 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 LOVE HER, LOVE THE VOICE ACTING JUST 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽 like, the chameleon wasn't fleshed out as much as I'd hoped, but I still love her because I can FEEL that's she could be AMAZING cuz everything else was great except for the lack of backstory. Like I love her power, I love her character design, I love her voice .
The gay dad's 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 I loved them. Highlight of the movie for me🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 every scene I saw them I smiled. I just loved them so much, that was so cute, I love how they cared about Po so much AND CARED ABOUT EACH OTHER!! That was so cute. Loved that so much. I would watch an entire movie of them cuz just 🙌🏽🙌🏽 loved them so much.
So yh, that's it. Gonna go rewatch all the other movies now
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Helluva boss sinsmas (finale) episode vent
Okay so there was a lot to unpack in that new episode. NGL it was a great episode overall.
first of we got stolas going through a lot after being stripped of his royal title (especially with his depression) and there's blitz trying to help him out in the best way he can.
Second we got Octavia just wanting to see her dad while Stella and Andre are just being bitches about it. (Poor girl) Also her song was good btw, just so good we finally got to hear her sing. And when she let her anger and unsureness out on stolas it kinda broke me, bc she thinks that stolas doesn't care about her anymore and only blitz, and that she thought she was an obligation to her dad having to take antidepressants, I just hope they are able to make up and understand each other in s3.
Thirdly, we got stolas beating the sh*t out of andrealphus which was extremely satisfying to me bc he was a prick to stolas. And the massive battle scene with stolas, blitz and the IMP gang against Andre was epic, loved the animation designs for Andres hydra spell and loonas wolf transformation (which was pretty cool NGL). And the fact that blitz called andrealphus Elsa was fucking hilarious, I mean that is what everyone was calling him and I'm so glad that they made it canon in the show.
Next, there's finding out that Millie is now pregnant in the series which was definitely unexpected plot twist and it is clear that she is nervous about telling moxxie about the idea of having a baby which would be interesting to see how it affects s3. And I found it sweet that Sally Mae was the first person she told about the pregnancy, and the fact that Sally Mae just casually walked outside the house before telling Millie that she was kinda funny but shows that she understands how personal it is to Millie. Can't wait for how moxxie reacts to Millie telling him she's pregnant in season 3.
Also, I just want to rant about how annoying the new sinner client was in the new episode, I mean she wanted them to kill her ex husband and his partner just bc they are gay, and it she is clearly making stolas feel even more bad for via and his decisions, so I'm really glad that blitz decided not to kill the family bc they reminded him of what could be for him, stolas and their daughters loona and via. Also that woman deserved to be thrown out of the imp building for being a homophobic bitch, I just rlly hate that sinner.
Finally, absolutely loved that blitz saved stolas from the ice dragon it was so cool. I was so fucking happy that they finally kissed. And the mini dance scene near the end of the episode was really sweet and it was nice that blitz opened up to stolas about his sister barbie and tell him not to give up on via. I really do hope that via and stolas are able to talk and make up in S3.
overall, I give it a 10/10
#helluva boss season 2#sinsmas#s2 spoilers#blitz helluva boss#loona helluva boss#millie helluva boss#stolas goetia#moxxie helluva boss#stolas x blitz#mentioned stolitz#octavia helluva boss
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sonic 3 spoilers below the thingy cos i HAVE to yap abt this movie
IT WAS SOOOOO GOOD MY BROTHER IN CHRIST SHADOW IS SO PERFECT though i feel like he didnt get as much screentime as he shouldve anywho im gonna yap abt some of my favorite scenes in the movie
the beginning - MARIA PLAYING LIVE AND LEARN ON THE GUITAR WAS SO COOL!!!!! it at least makes the song have some kind of sentimental value to shadow in-universe which im super happy abt. and also the way shadow was animated when he was beating up the g.u.n agents and whatnot IT WAS SO GOOD
team sonic first shadow encounter - it was great. the dialogue was a little cringe at the beginning but i believe that shadow's motorcycle chase was actually one of the best scenes in the movie it was so good and also sonic saying " wHO DOES YOUR HIGHLIGHTS??? " was great, it made me think of that one snapcube moment
idkk how to word my feelings on the general middle of the movie, things slow down a bit BUT WHEN THEY WERE AT THE OLD G.U.N BASE AND SHADOW PINNED SONIC TO THE GLASS??? OH MY GOD??? and also knuckles being scared of ghosts is adorable to me
anywho. the end - first of all, them referencing the snapcube thing by having sonic call shadow " hot topic " was GREAT and i dont care if it was intentional or not. i was cackling so hard AND i actually get most of my sonic merch from hot topic, AND I WAS WEARING MOST OF IT WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE SO... and also that convo that sonic and shadow had on the moon was so adorable i leaned over to my sister and said " HES SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL " referring to shadow of course but he was rlly pretty in that scene idk how to explain it
when shadow powered the eclipse cannon i was trying my best not to fangirl and NOW THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
THE SUPER SONIC SHADOW FIGHT/TEAMUP - GIRL.... WHEN THEY SHOWED SUPER SHADOW I SCREAMED SO HARD THEY ACTUALLY EDITED A SCENE IN THE TRAILER JUST TO HIDE THAT FROM US.... I WAS SHAKING MY SISTERS SHOULDER SO HARD I WAS LIKE " GIRL LOOK JQDJWOECEOCRWOEW " IT WAS SO COOL BTW SPOILER IMAGE INCOMING LOOK OUT
LOOK AT THIS MF. LOOK. AT. HIM. HIS FACE- THAT DAMN SMIRK, THE COLOR, THE FACT THAT THEY USED LIVE AND LEARN DURING THIS SCENE MADE THIS FUCKING PERFECT TO ME BRO not that he wasnt perfect already- OQWIOFUWO
and also robotniks death for real this time - .... poor stone :( that shi was basically a love confession bro " i dedicate my final livestream to the only person that ever cared abt me "
... i cried so hard
i have a theory btw so all those badniks or robots or whatever that sonic and shadow fought in space? they looked like omega so if one of them somehow survived and stone found him somehow fixed him and whatnot maybe they could get omega in the next movie that way
and also. amy. and metal sonic. god i thought this movie couldnt get more perfect. metal sonic actually scared me with how incredibly accurate he looks to the games and oh my god just look at amy.
she looks perfect no notes i love her bangs anyway
10/10 movie would 100% recommend, im gonna see it again today w my dad and im so excited!!!
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dat hurt/comfort tho
(new TomJake episode dropped, my reaction’s under the cut as usual)
• LMAO THAT HUG BETWEEN JAKE AND ELLIE WAS SO AWKWARD, I LOVE IT
• wait wdym Tom got injured trying to intervene with smth job related I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING THROUGH SOME PTSD OR SMTH-
• “I’m sorry Jake, the good ones always seem to get hurt.” THAT SHIT HURTED ;-;
• HE WAS WORRIED FOR TOM GETTING HURT AS A COP OMGGGG
• Gabbs looked so sad ;-;
• Jake’s Dad fucking suck. mf rlly called him loving tom a “LiFEsTyle”
• “Holy shit, you’re despicable!” YEAH TELL OFF YOUR ASSHOLE OF A DAD JAKE
• NOT THE SCENE OF JAKE ALONE IN BED PARALLELING THE SHOT OF TOM ALONE IN EPISODE 1
• TOM FLASHBACK. HE LOOKS SO ADORABLE AS A KID
• WAIT HIS MOM CALLED HIM EAGLE EYE WASN’T THAT ALSO USED IN EPISODE 1
• why are shitty parents a staple in DC lmao
• bro that scene with Tom looking into a mirror and seeing his older self tho
• Tom calling out for his mom :((((((
• ofc Jake and Lucia memorized Tom’s favourite donuts
• “I did it for Tommy- uh- er Reed.” AW SHE CARES FOR HIM
• OUGH THE WAY JAKE’S HOLDING TOM
• Tom’s (and Jake’s by the looks of it) love language being physical touch despite all the physical trauma he’s had over the years FUCKS ME UP
• HE CALLED TOM “LOVE” OMGGGG
• SO MUCH TOMJAKE HURT/COMFORT. THEY CARE FOR EACH OTHER SM I LOVE IT
• Damn that PTSD scene was actually pretty good. Jayce’s voice acting is great as always
• JAKE’S SO WORRIED FOR HIM ;-;
• “A lovely mother, but father was less than ideal.” So he’s like Moxxie from Helluva Boss- *I AM DRAGGED OFF THE STAGE*
• HAND HOLDINGGGG
• Awwww he called him “babe”
• “Jake, I’m just really scared. What if something were to happen, and I couldn’t protect you?” “Don’t talk like that, the most safe I feel is with you.” omg the communication between these two improved so well off screen
• that hug between Tom and is mother nearly made me cry ngl
• “He’s even cuter in person!” “I know right!” AWWWWWW
• Miriam ate this episode fr
• HELP JAKE SAID SMTH AND THEN IT CUTS TO TOM SAYING THE EXACT SAME THING.
• TOM JUST WANTED TO HELP PEOPLE, AND WANTED TO PROTECT HIS LOVED ONES BY TAKING THE HEAT THROUGH HIS WORK AS A SPY AND AS A COP
• Tom’s mom is based as hell I love her. Glad she’s accepting of Jake :D
• “He’s a dream boat, good pick!” “MOMMMMMMM” LMAOOOO
• “You’ll always be my hero.” “Thanks Mom” I don’t fell like retyping the whole convo they had in that scene, but OMGGGG
• “She mentioned that she was my honorary new mom.” aww that’s nice :D
• “She said she’d try to pop in for Miriam’s birthday!” “Aw, great!” “I can’t wait to see everyone!” YEAH SO AM I. IF JAMES AND AIDEN DON’T MAKE A CAMEO NEXT EPISODE I’LL BE VERY FUCKING DISSAPOINTED
• “The way you aren’t afraid to jump in help in any situation made me realize i don’t have to rely on others.” FUCK YEAH JAKE, AND GOOD FOR YOU TO DECIDING NOT TO BE ON SPEAKING TERMS WITH YOUR DAD >:D
• “That took a lot of bravery, I’m proud of you Jake.” AWWWWWWWWW
• Tom’s terrible at keeping secrets lmao
• NO WAY IT’S SHAWN- wait that’s Alec’s VA lmao
• so yea, great episode, another 10/10, but I CLEARLY REMEMBER JARED (Disventure Camp’s creator btw) SAYING HE’D MAKE A CAMEO, SO WHERE THE FUCK IS AIDEN-
#ik i’m like 7 hours late lmao i was touching grass during the episode’s premiere#disventure camp#tomjake
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Okay so I don’t know why but I’m just so fixated this idea? I can imagine a female reader, being the first and only girl in the jackass crew and also being apart of wildboyz. Her, Chris, & Steve-O are all attached at the hips obviously and maybe one day after filming for Wildboyz they all go back to the hotel and clean up, have a big smoke sess and it just leads to these two tag teaming her while there all high as hell? (Which btw I feel like it’s very much a common occurrence 🤭 especially if they’re in like a poly relationship)
STEVEO/READER/CHRIS PONTIUS IMAGINE
im literally so obsessed with this idea, know that chris and steve-o were so close anyways it always makes me giggle. sorry i didnt get to do this sooner i have had a kidney stone and have been super sick bc of it, welp enjoy!! this is also my first ever like actual written out smut so sorry if its absolute shit but i have the writing skills of a idiot so….
WARNINGS: cursing, drinking, talks of drugs and alcohol, and smut
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ok so u, steve-o and chris have always been pretty close
yall all met through the first season of jackass
u were good friends with steph so she invited u to go watch her and the guys do stupid shit
and ofc u wanted to participate
so u go onto set looking around for her
instead u see two half naked men just chillin, standing around
after some first awkward glances u meet with steph and watch everything unfold
everyone was in the middle of a type of field with a huge loop that ppl were trying to ride with skate boards and bikes and shit
it was actually super cool
after a few hours of filming in the hot sun u pretty much were beat
u walk over to ur friend to tell her u think ur gonna head out for today
but little do u know the two guys from earlier are also friends with steph
so the four of yall get to talking
and u learn that the one man whos tan, in pretty good shape and is now wearing bunny ears and a flower bra is chris pontius, and the other bald man wearing a cheetah speedo is steve-o
they both invited u to join them to get ihop after the shoot
and just like that a trio was born
the three of u were always together
either just chillin, partying, or filming
u guys were never apart
u were the only one out of the three who actually had an apartment
so the two mostly (basically) lived at ur house
after the seasons of jackass ended steve-o and chris ended up doing a spin off called “wildboyz”
obviously u were still gonna be with them
u do hella cameos in wildboyz
u do all the shit that the guys are too pussy to do
swimming with alligators, sharks, bears rlly anything
also when steveo didnt wanna jump off the bridge with wings on, u def did
so lets set the scene
after doing some filming in australia, the crew and u three decide to go out on the town in melborne
just doing some bar hopping
eventually the crew gets tired and drunk and go off back to the hotel room
not the three american idiots tho
u steveo and pontius are just having a grand ol’ time drinking, goofing around and just having fun
it seems awesome
until pontius ends up fist fighting with some random guys which leads to steveo also getting involved
that gets everyone kicked out the bar
after some mumbling and complaining from the two u bring up a solution
“hey lets just go back to my room, i brought some weed we could go smoke or something..”
it was a absolute yes
who says no to weed?
the three of u go back to ur hotel room and smoke 2 whole joints together
yall were HIGHHHHH
the three of u guys were just in a cluster on the cheap ass hotel rug, giggling and cracking jokes till way into the night
the thing is, when ur high, u tend to get a little touchy
so little touches on chris’ chest while laughing here and accidently touching steveos thigh there
totally innocent touches
things start to get a little intense tho
longer eye contact from chris, steve-o trying to make u laugh more
and just like that steve-o has u in a bear hug, ur back to his chest while chris is next to u guys
after u calm urself down from having a giggle attack
u look over at chris
“have i ever told u, u have a pretty face y/n” chris says
u kinda had to stop in ur tracks a bit, only bc ur surprised
“yea, ur right chris, i also never say how good u smell dude, its like heavenly” steveo chimes in
u start to get a little nervous
yea u thought ur two friends were super hot but u werent gonna tell THEM that
“yea its probably because i actually shower, unlike u two” u giggle trying to ease the tension
“im serious y/n, ur actually gorgeous, ive just never told u like out loud in person before” chris says
ur face starts to turn bright red
“guys wha-“
“aweee chris ur making them blush” steve-o chuckles
at this point ur beat red, and a little sweaty
ur just baffled bc u know all abt the type of ppl chris and steve-o go for, you the last person u would ever think they would even come close to saying that stuff too
“hey, lets put a proposal on the table” steveo says, snaking his hand around ur waist
“its been a hell of a night, why dont we end this shit off right, chris? y/n? u down?”
“LIKE SEX?” u blurt out in ur intoxicated state causing the two guys to burst out laughing
“yes y/n, like sex” chris says
welp who knew this was gonna happen
ur two best friends wanting to fuck u??? like what?? how did this happen
i mean u were already in steveos lap, having his hand wrap around ur waist as his head rests on ur shoulder and chris on the opposite side of u playing with ur hair, curling it in between his fingers
“fuck it” u say, turning to chris
chris leans in and starts kissing u
eh well not kissing
more like very drunkly making out
steve-o starts kissing and licking on ur neck
all this is making ur face bright red
and tbh making u hella turned on
u eventually crawl out of steveos lap straddling chris
he runs his hand up ur shirt and up the small of ur back, steveo then helps chris take off ur shirt and ur bra
steveo then starts massaging ur breasts while whispering sweet nothings into ur ear
u pull away from the two
“guys i really think we shouldnt do this on the gross ass hotel room floor, the room comes with a bed for a reason” you say
the two look at eachother then look at u and nod
chris throws u over his shoulder while steveo runs ahead and plops down on the bed
chris then puts u on the bed, leaving u in ur jean shorts from ur guys night on the town
chris then unzips ur shorts and looks up at ur for permission
u nod and he starts kissing down ur stomach, taking off ur jeans and panties as he does
chris starts to eat u out while u push ur back into steve-o
u go to tangle ur fingers into chris’ hair
steveo quickly takes ur wrists into one hand
“awee come one sweetheart ur giving him all the attention” he chuckles
u turn to him, not even able to make out a word bc of how good chris is doing
who knew that he could eat pussy like THAT
u lock lips with steveo and u both moan into the the kiss
chris pulls away from u
he gets up and crawls onto the bed with u and steveo
damn good thing u got a king bed with ur room
u turn to straddle steveo, grinding against him as u do causing u both to groan
u pull away helping steve-o get his pants off
u look over at chris and hes already intensely watching u too, dick in hand
bc thats just how he rolls
u take steve-os cock out of his boxers, lick up his shaft then get on top of him
u put his tip at ur entrance and slowly sink down onto him
u both moan at the feeling
as u start to ride him, u turn to chris once again and hes slowly stroking his dick, once u really get a look at it u realize how big he is
“hm what? u like what u see sweetheart?” chris mumbles in between moans
u nod, still riding steveo, feeling urself slowly creep towards release
steveo then pulls u off him
“i feel like this isnt fair, i shouldnt have to keep ur gorgeous body all to myself, thats just selfish.” he beckons chris over
“turn around” steve-o says
u do as he says, chris now on the bed in front of you
“whats wrong darling? u look like u want something, dont be shy” chris says caressing ur cheek to make u look him in his eyes
god u couldnt get enough of his big beautiful eyes
“yes..” u say lowly
“what was that? i cant hear u?”
“yes chris, please.” u say glancing down at his dick
while this is all happening steve-o is just groping ur ass
“ohh u wanna suck me off dont u?” he rubs his thumb across ur bottom lip “ofc u can, anything for u”
u lean down to his dick, putting it in ur hand and giving it small licks here and there
as ur ass is up in the air, right in front of steveos face, he pushes himself back into u, fucking u from behind
u start to take all of chris into ur mouth, moaning as u feel steveos hand reach for ur clit
the room was just filled with moans, groans, and the sound of skin slapping, steve-o and chris just making intense eye contact the whole time
“ah fuck y/n just like that” chris mumbles as u take his whole length down ur throat, gagging
steveos thrusts start to speed up quicker and u feel like ur going to cum and minute now
u pull off chris’ dick with a pop, jerking him off in place of ur mouth
“shit, im-“
u dont get to finish ur sentence before u feel urself cum all over steveos cock
steveos fucks u through ur high, pulls out and cums on ur back
then a few minutes later chris came onto ur face
after the three of u have calmed down from ur highs, chris gets up and grabs a towel from the bathroom to clean u guys up
well mainly u
after u three all get into bed and fall asleep, u cuddling into chris’ chest and steveo spooning u from behind
“man we should do that more often” steveo says
and u guys sure did
after that night u three all kinda agreed to be a thing, u recommend a poly relationship which they didnt know much about but were completely down for
they both are in love with u (and lowkey eachother) so it was a win for everyone involved
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ok hope yall enjoyed! as u can tell i cant take smut srsly at all ive never rlly written smut before at this detail level so i just kinda went with it, hope its not too bad. im also way to lazy atm to read over this for mistakes so ima just got with it, please keep recommending stuff for me to write! its very fun!
#jackass#jackass x reader#chris pontius x reader smut#chris pontius#chris pontius x reader#steveo x reader#steve o#steveo x reader smut
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I just reminded myself (spoilers for agggtm btw)
A few days ago i finished binge watching AGGGTM. Obviously i have a lot of notes about it. so i kinda wanna list all of the notes i wrote. ill only post the main ones...
firstly, i dont remember how the beginning of agggtm started, but im sure it wasnt in a shop??? idk if that was to make emphisis on the fact that Pip's a "good girl" or what but idk...i feel like the whole idea of doing the work during her holidays is good enough to show how big of a "good girl" she is.
Also, why does Pip stalk Ravi and bribe him with Muffins?? i mean...i kinda like that idea but the way Pip in the book actually knocked on his door instead was good too.
I honestly really liked the idea of Pip and Cara dressed up as stars at the Hastings party and i dont mind that it was different from the book.
WHY DID THEY MAKE MAX LOOK LIKE THAT??? he does kinda look how i suspected but THAT ONE SCENE IN HIS ROOM...
I swear it was Andie's phone Pip and Ravi took. not Sal's???
Also im very mad that Pips dad doesnt call her pickle. LIKE WHAT KIND OF PET NAME IS CHICKEN??
I kinda imagined the calamity parties differently. weren't they in max's house? and the black ribbon thing?
Daniel taking Pip on the ride?? since when??
The thing ab the locker room?? like Andie walking into the classroom and Sal going in after her??
Pips brother birthday was the day Barney died?
and wasnt Barnay found in a river or smth? not the side of a road?
I nearly cried when Ravi was leaving...LIKE WHY WAS HE LEAVINGGGG
I didnt write this down but like the thing ab going to Howie Bowers' house for the interview wasnt in the tv series.
ONE THING I REALLY LIKED was how they showed how slowly Pip was getting more broken. IM NOT SAYING THAT ITS GOOD THAT SHE WAS but like in the second book how Pip was slowly going insane and in the last one too, in the tv show they showed how slowly she was already starting to break. IT WAS JS SHOWN RLLY WELL IN THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS EMMA DID
Anyway thats enough of my rant. Adios!
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songs that remind me of atsv characters! (series)
summary: just me saying what artists atsv characters would listen to, songs by said artists that js scream "(character)", albums, and lyrics that just make it make sense, yk?
warnings: pretty small spoilers, i suggest you watch the movie before reading this, of course!
a/n: i'm not proofreading this, so there might be some spelling mistakes. sorry if you see any, but enjoy! i also don't expect this to blow up, but reblogs r appreciated! (i will make a pt.2 if this gets enough attention, btw)
miles morales (1610)
miles to me seems like a future, frank ocean, kendrick lamar, steve lacy, PARTYNEXTDOOR, brent faiyaz/sonder and a lil sza, cuz lets be fr, its sza, kinda guy. he's the kinda guy to love music for the meaning, as long as its got a good beat to it. now, song wise?
solo by future, for sure. you can just listen to it and be like "yeah, thats miles." especially the lyrics, "i been solo now, i've been goin solo now". reminds me when he says "nah, ima do my own thing" in the movie.
her way by partynextdoor. this song feels like a song he'd play while he's drawing (coughs, drawing gwen for the 70th time) the lyrics, "She wasn't on a roll, now she roll with a winner" reminds me of gwen n miles cuz at first, when they met, it was kind of just the two of em, but now she's out with the spider society (well, she was) with hobie and patvir, "rollin with winners."
miles + brent faiyaz = perfection. needed portrays miles when he finds out about his friends' betrayal perfectly. "you and your friends, rammed my name to the ground." makes you think about the scene where he realises they knew what would happen to his father all along.
infrunami by steve lacy. ive seen this on tiktok too many dayum times not to include it lmaoo gwen and miles. every word of that song screams gwen and miles, but esp "can you come back to me? cuz I was blind to see that you were right infront of me." just remember that scene where miles was upside down infront of gwen and moved closer to kiss her but didnt cuz he was invisible? yeah, those exact lyrics match that exact moment and we ALL know it!
Let 'em know by bryson tiller. Ian even gonna go into the details but we all know why. "mf im him" (miles is him and always will be fr)
long time - intro by playboi carti. i also will try not to go tm into details but "i aint felt like this in a long time, i aint had shit in a long time" cuz miles hasn't had that "its me, myself and i (corny ik)" kind of vibe in a while. and "i'd rather die before i come in last" but think of it in a sense than he'd rather die than stand back and let his dad pass.
this is how it feels by d4vd and laufey. no explanation needed (ive js been talking tm), gwen and miles and their relationship
open arms by sza! i also think this song really reminds me of gwen and miles but miles' character overall, yk? gwen and miles primarily because "i gotta let you go i must, you're the only one that's holding me down." that "goodbye gwen", the look on his face while he says it and those lyrics make alot of sense together.
and yk what? loveeeeee song by rihanna, cuz why not.
i'm not gonna go too much into details with this so album wise:
sonder son by brent faiyaz
sos (slightly) by sza
starboy and after hours by the weeknd
DAMN. by kendrick lamar
petals to thorns by d4vd
call me if you get lost by tyler, the creator
her loss (coughs, spin bout U) by drake
a/n 2: and, thats all! i hope y'all enjoyed these hcs and found them accurate, as i said ill make a pt2 if this gets enough recognition! see ya'll soon <3
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