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People turn the TV on and throw it out the window, yeah...Get back to your stare, I care, but I don't care
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#I can't sleep rn because of family drama I found out today đ§đťââď¸#one of my aunts is contesting my grandma's will and the person who is getting fucked over the most is my dad#she wants a share in our family farm despite never giving a shit & my dad being the only one who loves farming#might never see two of my aunts again đ¤Ş#one of them into qanon and stuff so it's not a huge loss but still#also potentially some of my cousins? idk qanon aunt has 7 kids but they're all adults now#some of them I will very surprised (& heartbroken) if they take their mom's side but idk idk#also the whole thing is stupid she apparently requested my grandpa will too like. that man has been dead since before I was born đ#there's no way you're going to be to contest that#also shockingly oldest aunt is on our side (dad and Uncle). she once told my grandma to stop spending their inheritance so đĽ´#my dad's side of my family is crazy I surprised they've made it this long without a rift#my grandparents literally tried to pay off my one aunts boyfriend lmao#same aunt who's contesting the will btw#she has issues ngl my grandparents didn't name her for weeks bc they wanted a boy đ#but like she's 60 now & has a phd in psychology & her parents are dead! very very dead!#and she's taking it out on her brothers so#she's been trying to do this for years & told my mom as much when my dad was hospital đ§đťââď¸#also other qanon aunt is backing her up and she's got issues too#when her partner died she made their FOURTEEN YEAR OLD son the next of kin#my cousin had his dad autopsy addressed to him at 14 let that sink in#my grandma ended up organising and funding the whole funeral pretty much because my aunt refuse to do any of it because she was made at himđ#they had seven kids & she nearly didn't go to the funeral#it was really traumatic for them (obviously) and she made it worse. my cousin was handed the Irish flag at 11 w/o being told#my mom had to take him away bc how obviously broken he was#I should stop talking about this now#I might delete this later idk#bella talks
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[ID: drawings of a golem animated by a palestinian flag painted on its forehead. it is seen: holding out its arms protectively in front of a crowd of children, the children also hold each other supportively; catching an air strike missile from the air and throwing it away or crushing it in its fist; turning its back so that a child can warm her hands by the earth oven built into its back, food in a pot is cooking on the fire and a boy holds a cup of steaming tea to his face and enjoys the aroma; clearing away rubble so a man can help up his wife who was buried underneath, she is clutching a baby to her chest; stooping down to look at a kitten a young boy is holding up to show it; and dissolving small flakes of clay from its finger into a glass of water, purifying it. end ID]
@fairuzfan asked people to create and share art for the strike. i wrote an artist statement and then set about trying to draw what i envisioned. artist statement below.
This golem is a protector that I wish I could gift to the children and adults in Gaza. The flag on its forehead is to show that love for the Palestinian people is an animating force for people fighting for a free Palestine all over the world, especially for those in Palestine who are trying to free themselves and their people. Love is the motivation for the call for a free Palestine, not hatred like people try to claim. It is very strong and fast and can catch air strikes out of midair and crush them to dust or throw them back in the direction they came from. It can lift all the rubble of a collapsed building very quickly so nobody can get trapped underneath. It has an earth oven in its back with an ever-burning flame that people can use to warm themselves and cook food and heat water to use to bathe themselves or make tea. Pieces of its clay can be crumbled up and mixed into water to make even the most brackish and unclean water pure and safe to drink.
The golem is always a bit of a tragic figure so I don't imagine it staying around forever once Palestine is free and it is no longer needed. I think it would use its great strength to help rebuild the destroyed houses, churches, schools, universities, hospitals, and mosques and then dive into the Jordan river and dissolve. It would clean the river of all pollution and make the water splash up over all the newly replanted fruit trees, causing them to grow big and strong. Its love for Palestine and its people can be tasted in the fruit they grow for generations.
I choose a specifically Jewish icon of protection because of how it feels to witness such horrors done in the supposed name of Judaism and the Jewish people. For many anti-zionist Jews, we feel like we are acting directly within the teachings of our stories and communities by opposing this genocide. It is difficult to understand how the very people and institutions who taught us these values now fight against them so fiercely. While obviously I would still oppose Israel were I not Jewish, the way I oppose Israel is directly informed by my Jewishness. I hope that someday, somehow, Judaism can bring as much joy and support to the Palestinian people as it has brought grief and destruction. That Jewish symbols used in the name of love and justice will bear more significance than the ones used in shows of hatred. Knowing the depth of the harm caused, I do not know if this is possible. But this artwork and everything I have dedicated myself to these past few months and continue to dedicate myself to in the future is born from this hope. I love you. Thank you for being on this planet with me. From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free! And it will be beautiful.
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Inspired by @hunnieknight art đžđ quickly wrote something
cw: hybirds AU, puppy hybrid! reader and puppy hybrid! Capitano, mating mentioned but no detailed description
Morning is the moment you wake up smelling the sunny-side-up egg. You lie on the comfortable bed, your hands gently clenched into fists, your consciousness is blurry, butâŚit's the fragrance. You climbed out of bed and rushed to Mavuika's position with excitement. While she was frying eggs, she rubbed your ears and patted your head. "You can sleep a little longer," you responded by rubbing your cheek against her leg, giggling.
Hmm⌠there's an unusual smell in the air⌠what's that?
You searched the carpet and looked toward the window. There was one of its kind covered in a black mask - it was a large dog. His black ears and tail are imposing, and his chest and arms are muscular. Just by looking at it, you can tell that he is much stronger than you. Oops! He noticed you.
Mavuika glanced there casually. Isn't he much bigger than her favorite puppy? The next door neighbor is Tsaritsa from Snezhnaya. She turned down Ventiâs poetry sharing party, declined Eiâs meditation course, and had no interest in Focalorsâ aquarium. Among the six neighbors in the community, she lived a solitary and unique life. Oh, now she knew she had a loyal companion. She inevitably became wary, like a mother guarding against her daughter being asked out by a man.
"I don't trust that dog, don't go the fence." she ordered. "Be a good puppy."
Capitano stares at you more intently.
You tilt your head to look at her innocently. What is she talking about?
Mavuika doesn't stay at home all the time! She needs to work in the gym during the day. You whimpered and bit the edge of her dress, "Don't go outâŚ" She sighed, coaxing you and promising to bring you snacks when she got home. You cheered and nodded, promising to look after the house and be a good puppy. You run and play with a ball in the living room and chat with your puppy friends on the Internet.
Uh, someone knocked on the window! You arched your back in fear, alert. Hey, he was the neighbor that dayâŚyou asked him what happened. Capitano asks if he can play with you. He has his family at home but they are all weird, especially the little fox named Dottore. You agreed, opened the window, and invited him into your home. You chase each other, run in circles, play with tails and ears, and watch TV shows. The two of you also swam and walked around the neighborhood together when Mavuika wasn't home.
One day, Capitano solemnly asks you if he can mate with you. You shyly waggled your tail and agreed. He gets close to you, bites your back gently, and rides on youâŚ
And thenâŚyour belly swells. Mavuika took you to the hospital and the doctor said you were pregnant. You watched nervously from behind the door as Mavuika "interrogated" Capitano. You said you'd be fine. Capitano sent more gifts. He is there for you, even though sometimes it is necessary to watch you from the window.
The babies are born. You know what Capitano originally looked like now. Most of them are not like you, but like papa. He is still affectionate, holding your cheek and kissing you đžđ
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Obkk ghost marriage fic where after kannabi bridge, the Uchiha decide Kakashi can keep the eye but only if he agrees to marry Obito's ghost in a traditional ghost marriage.
(This also means he officially joins the Uchiha clan. Maybe lean into how he knows very little ab his own clan history, so there's like some minor complexes playing off of that as he ultimately takes up the Uchiha name and traditions, effectively abandoning his own -> which could also play interestingly into his negative views of his father at that age. This also means he moves out of his clan compound and into the Uchiha districtâ which is actually really good for his mental health)
Kakashi doesn't argue, he sees it as the ultimate atonement actually. He's incredibly dutiful but especially so at that age. He'd take it dead fuckin seriously and be the best ghost bride possible. Instead of constantly going to the memorial stone he has like a proper shrine to honor him in the house where he leaves his favorite foods n stuff
Like little 13 year old widower Kakashi w Rin as his witness rip
I'm not the biggest Rin fan bc her canon characterization feels like that usual boring "girl crush turned martyr" (naruto misogony strikes again rip) and I've yet to find any interpretations that really strike meâ with one exception.
I don't remember the fic, and Rin only showed up for part of it, but I remember being rlly taken by her in it. It highlighted her being as struck by Obito's death as Kakashi, with her an official mednin working overtime in the hospital as the war ramped up. Also it gave her a smoking habit!! I can appreciate a well played addiction to cope in text. Idk I just read it and kinda went "woah she suddenly feels like a real person to me"
But like, that for Rin here. She's working triple overtime in the hospital, day and night. The war is getting worse and worse and some nights she comes home w her gloves still stained in the blood of her patients from back to back surgeries where her patients died on the table. They have her listed for eye trauma specifically after her successful transplant for Kakashi, and she's proving to be invaluable for the patients w eye based kekkei genkkai. She wants to go into specifically researching and healing for eye bloodline limits, but is struggling to convince the clans to allow her access to that information.
Kakashi's new home is closer to the hospital that Rin's parents, and stuff w her parents is starting to get... tense. It hurts them, to see their daughter struggling like this. To see her coming home with dulled eyes and bloodied hands. To be waken by her nightmares and then not know how to comfort her.
Rin slowly starts staying over with Kakashi more and more and after a while she's just kind of fully moved in, but neither of them actually really talk about it
Let them be best friends w a kind of codependency on eachother that would be concerning if not for how it's very clearly keeping both of their heads afloat as days go on and things get worse.
Queerplatonic besties Rin and Kakashi sharing the same bed so when they wake up screaming they can help eachother go back to sleep easier. Rin likes it when Kakashi summons his ninken to sleep w them. They sleep easier w eachother bc they feel safer knowing they're there to have eachothers back, just like they would on the field
Anyways, Kakashi moves out of his clan compound and into the Uchiha's. He's neighbors with a little 6 year old Shisui and is kind of picked up by the scruff by a lot of Uchiha who have really weird complex feelings ab Obito's death (many of them feeling bad ab not having reached out before to him / seeing him die so young, and then projecting that onto Kakashi)
Kakashi and sometimes Rin kind of accidentally becoming a babysitter for Itachi both bc of proximity and bc Mikoto is friends with Kushina
On that note -> Minato does not really get the ghost marriage thing. He's civilian born, and the practice is really old and hasn't really been used since like, warring states era. So Minato is kind of weirded out and very "uhhh. Are you SURE this is what you wanna do?" But Kakashi seems set, and like, if it helps him cope???
He is however very supportive of getting Kakashi out of the fucking tomb of his father's house and into the much more populated and lively Uchiha clan compound
Minato makes Kakashi ANBU and designates him as his home guard specifically to keep him off the battlefield. He lowkey does the same to Rin (minus the ANBU part) positioning her in the hospital and making sure she's getting that good good mednin education. If pressed on why she doesn't go out as a field medic, he insists it's because she shows too much promise as a healer to riskâ not now that they've lost Tsunade. If Rin can grow to be even half as good as she is, it'll be worth keeping her away from the fighting.
Neither Kakashi nor Rin feel very good about this decision (tho hypocritically, they agree w it when it comes to the other, bc ofc they do)
Rin doesn't die bc I say so and Obito does a comedy spit take when he inevitably learns he's legally married to Kakashi under the eyes of the Sage, Amaterasu and all.
#birds fic talk#naruto#kakashi hatake#hatake kakashi#obito uchiha#uchiha obito#rin nohara#nohara rin#obkk#kkob#obikaka#kakaobi#ghost bride au#naruto au#uchiha clan#uchiha#minato namikaze#namikaze minato
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My name is Ruwa Romman, and Iâm honored to be the first Palestinian elected to public office in the great state of Georgia and the first Palestinian to ever speak at the Democratic National Convention. My story begins in a small village near Jerusalem, called Suba, where my dadâs family is from. My momâs roots trace back to Al Khalil, or Hebron. My parents, born in Jordan, brought us to Georgia when I was eight, where I now live with my wonderful husband and our sweet pets.
Growing up, my grandfather and I shared a special bond. He was my partner in mischiefâwhether it was sneaking me sweets from the bodega or slipping a $20 into my pocket with that familiar wink and smile. He was my rock, but he passed away a few years ago, never seeing Suba or any part of Palestine again. Not a day goes by that I donât miss him.
This past year has been especially hard. As weâve been moral witnesses to the massacres in Gaza, Iâve thought of him, wondering if this was the pain he knew too well. When we watched Palestinians displaced from one end of the Gaza Strip to the other I wanted to ask him how he found the strength to walk all those miles decades ago and leave everything behind.Â
But in this pain, Iâve also witnessed something profoundâa beautiful, multifaith, multiracial, and multigenerational coalition rising from despair within our Democratic Party. For 320 days, weâve stood together, demanding to enforce our laws on friend and foe alike to reach a ceasefire, end the killing of Palestinians, free all the Israeli and Palestinian hostages, and to begin the difficult work of building a path to collective peace and safety. Thatâs why we are hereâmembers of this Democratic Party committed to equal rights and dignity for all. What we do here echoes around the world.
Theyâll say this is how itâs always been, that nothing can change. But remember Fannie Lou Hamerâshunned for her courage, yet she paved the way for an integrated Democratic Party. Her legacy lives on, and itâs her example we follow.
But we canât do it alone. This historic moment is full of promise, but only if we stand together. Our partyâs greatest strength has always been our ability to unite. Some see that as a weakness, but itâs time we flex that strength.Â
Letâs commit to each other, to electing Vice President Harris and defeating Donald Trump who uses my identity as a Palestinian as a slur. Letâs fight for the policies long overdueâfrom restoring access to abortions to ensuring a living wage, to demanding an end to reckless war and a ceasefire in Gaza. To those who doubt us, to the cynics and the naysayers, I say, yes we canâyes we can be a Democratic Party that prioritizes funding our schools and hospitals, not for endless wars. That fights for an America that belongs to all of usâBlack, brown, and white, Jews and Palestinians, all of us, like my grandfather taught me, together.
I want to be clear,â Romman said. âWeâve been in negotiations for days. This did not just come upâŚWeâve been talking about this for at least a week. In addition, the campaign told us that not getting a ânoâ [initially upon first hearing the request] was a really good sign. For them to give us a ânoâ the same day that Geoff Duncan [a Republican from Georgia] was on the stageâespecially when it was my nameâwas just absolutely a slap in the face.â
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The Uncommitted Movement and Uncommitted Delegates have been petitioning to have just one Palestinian-American speak at the DNC for months; among a sea of speakers, including a random border patrol agent, Trump voters, and the CEO of Uber.
They were told three words and no other explanation: "It's a no."
The delegates and Palestine protesters have been working tirelessly to get the DNC to rescind this decision on the last day of the convention and apply pressure. There is only one ethnic background that is not allowed to speak at the DNC, and that is Palestinians.
Georgia State Representative Ruwa Romman is at the top of the list of Palestinian democrats that were offeredâ of which the Uncommitted Movement and delegates generously offered the DNC to take their pick.
In case they don't let her speak, this is her speech.
"My name is Ruwa Romman, and Iâm honored to be the first Palestinian elected to public office in the great state of Georgia and the first Palestinian to ever speak at the Democratic National Convention. My story begins in a small village near Jerusalem, called Suba, where my dadâs family is from. My momâs roots trace back to Al Khalil, or Hebron. My parents, born in Jordan, brought us to Georgia when I was eight, where I now live with my wonderful husband and our sweet pets.
Growing up, my grandfather and I shared a special bond. He was my partner in mischiefâwhether it was sneaking me sweets from the bodega or slipping a $20 into my pocket with that familiar wink and smile. He was my rock, but he passed away a few years ago, never seeing Suba or any part of Palestine again. Not a day goes by that I donât miss him.
This past year has been especially hard. As weâve been moral witnesses to the massacres in Gaza, Iâve thought of him, wondering if this was the pain he knew too well. When we watched Palestinians displaced from one end of the Gaza Strip to the other I wanted to ask him how he found the strength to walk all those miles decades ago and leave everything behind.Â
But in this pain, Iâve also witnessed something profoundâa beautiful, multifaith, multiracial, and multigenerational coalition rising from despair within our Democratic Party. For 320 days, weâve stood together, demanding to enforce our laws on friend and foe alike to reach a ceasefire, end the killing of Palestinians, free all the Israeli and Palestinian hostages, and to begin the difficult work of building a path to collective peace and safety. Thatâs why we are hereâmembers of this Democratic Party committed to equal rights and dignity for all. What we do here echoes around the world.
Theyâll say this is how itâs always been, that nothing can change. But remember Fannie Lou Hamerâshunned for her courage, yet she paved the way for an integrated Democratic Party. Her legacy lives on, and itâs her example we follow.
But we canât do it alone. This historic moment is full of promise, but only if we stand together. Our partyâs greatest strength has always been our ability to unite. Some see that as a weakness, but itâs time we flex that strength.Â
Letâs commit to each other, to electing Vice President Harris and defeating Donald Trump who uses my identity as a Palestinian as a slur. Letâs fight for the policies long overdueâfrom restoring access to abortions to ensuring a living wage, to demanding an end to reckless war and a ceasefire in Gaza. To those who doubt us, to the cynics and the naysayers, I say, yes we canâyes we can be a Democratic Party that prioritizes funding our schools and hospitals, not for endless wars. That fights for an America that belongs to all of usâBlack, brown, and white, Jews and Palestinians, all of us, like my grandfather taught me, together."
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Shots II
Pernille Harder x Baby!Reader
Part of The Big Adventures Universe
Summary: Pernille and your shots
Magda has to take paternity leave. Well, technically she could have taken shared parental leave but it was difficult to do when both she and Pernille were athletes so paternity leave was the next best thing.
In theory, she was only entitled to two weeks but the club were generous and eager to keep her with them for many years.
They gave her six.
Six whole weeks to spend with you and Pernille in Pernille's little apartment in Germany. Six whole weeks to get used to you in her life and her new role as mother.
Six weeks, however, didn't extend to your first shots or, rather, your first group of shots after your birth.
You'd been given a round of vaccines in the hospital the day you were born along with being measured and weighed and checked for any issues.
Your next round comes at eight weeks though and Pernille is all alone.
You sit on the floor in front of her in your carrier. You're blissfully asleep, blanket wrapped around you and a little hat to keep your tiny head nice and warm.
You look peaceful and happy, smacking your lips together in your sleep like you're being fed in your dreams.
Pernille hates to ruin it but her name is called and she lifts up your carrier to head to the doctor.
"Right," The man says," Eight weeks. Is that about right?"
"Yes," Pernille says," Eight weeks."
"Well then." He wheels his chair back. "Let's get her weighed and measured and then we'll discuss shots."
Pernille gently gets you out of your carrier, carefully stripping you down to your nappy so you can be weighted accurately.
The doctor nods along with what he sees, noting it down in your baby book.
"Good weight. Good length. How is her eating?"
"Good," Pernille confirms," She's been doing really well. Sleeping good too."
The doctor continues noting things down. "And I seem to remember you saying your partner was returning home. Has that been an okay transition for you both?"
Pernille nods. "It was a little weird during the first few days but now we've adapted. It's going well."
"Good, good. Now, vaccines?"
Pernille winces inwardly. "I was told she's due a few."
"We can do all three today."
Pernille's eyes bulge. "All three? But-"
"Two are injections. One is oral," The doctor explains," It's best we get it all done today."
Pernille finds herself nodding. She knew that this would happen but she wasn't quite sure she'd prepared for it. But, still, she nods and signs the page in your baby book giving her consent.
The first one is simple and easy, liquid drops being placed into your mouth for you to swallow.
You've woken up now, pulling a face at the taste and smacking your lips together in annoyance.
Pernille can deal with that.
What she can't deal with is the way you go from annoyed to heartbroken as the doctor jabs two needles into your legs in short succession.
You're sobs are heartbreaking and you don't stop even when you're in the car.
"It's okay," Pernille coos at you, taking your hand and gently waving it around," It's okay. you're okay. It's to make sure you don't get ill later on."
But you're a baby and you don't understand why Momma has let you get hurt by the mean man with the cold hands.
So you keep sobbing.
Fat tears roll down your chubby cheeks as pain radiates from your leg where you've been jabbed.
"Shh, shh," Pernille says, her own tears pricking in her eyes," Princesse, baby, it's okay. It's over now. Momma's here."
But you don't stop and Pernille decides to just pick you straight out of your car seat, propping you up on her chest.
Tears roll down Pernille's cheeks, matching yours until you're both crying together.
"It's okay," She keeps repeating to you," It's okay. Let's get home, alright?
You sniffle, still whining.
"I know. That doctor was a meanie, sticking you with medicine that's going to save your life one day."
You whimper as Pernille clips you into your car seat again.
"Just a little longer," She promises you," And we'll be home for cuddles and nap time."
#woso x reader#hardersson x reader#pernille harder x reader#pernille harder#woso community#woso imagine#woso fanfics#woso#the big adventures universe
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Just wanted to say Iâm enjoying all of the world building and snippets from AEIWAM - itâs clear how much fun youâre having and how much though you put into it. Iâve started rereading bleach because of that, though I always wind up stopping after the rescue rukia arc ��. Maybe Iâll make it past that this time.
Eh, I gave up after My Blorbo was killed off in deeply narratively unsatisfying fashion, so you're not alone. Anyway, have some More AEIWAM Worldbulding Nonsense:
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The Kuchiki-Yamada-11th Division Fucktangle
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It started with Chigiri Shijima.
The first captain of the 4th Division, part of the original Dirty Dozen Yamamoto hired off of Death Row to fight the first Quincy Invasion, was an unassuming and chronically fatigued looking woman* with a profound sense of curiosity about the limits of The Flesh:
(from Kubo's sketches of the original 13) *Chigiri might be male in canon. I don't care
She became fast friends with the young Yachiru Unohana, who shared her fascination with the limits of the flesh, though from the opposite direction. Chigiri was the first person to show Unohana how to channel her Reiatsu to prefrom Kaido, and let her sit in on /Hold people's ribcages open during /do some of the surgical cuts for Chigiri's Field Surgery sessions, much to the horror of everyone else involved.
After the War, when the Captains had to shape up from a gang of mercenaries into a real governmental organization, Chigiri met and eventually married a Similarly-Sadistically-Curious young Dentist named Fumihiro Yamada. Longtime friend and frequent visitor to the hospital Unohana attended the 100-day ceremony of their first and subsequent six children, the start of a grand tradition- Unohana, under one name or another, has been present at the Okuizome of every Yamada born for the last millennium, and delivered most of them for the last 800-odd years.
The Yamadas are one of the most prolific Shinigami families, producing more Shinigami by percentage than any other clan, and have served in all divisions of the court Guard. Eighth Division Fifth Seat Suichi Yamada is the current highest ranked Yamada, but there have been four Captains Yamada. There's also a Seated Yamada in the third divison, and another in the 12th (though there's a popular rumor that 15th Seat Tosako Yamada isn't part of the 12th so much as a Spy to keep the 4th abreast of any important developments in medical science, rather than deal with Mayuri directly).
It is little wonder then that, despite the lack of noble standing, the Yamadas are one of the most highly regarded families in the Seireitei, and even less of a wonder that, every time the gene pool starts to get a little shallow, that the Noble Houses start looking at the latest generation for potential spouses.
The Kuchiki Clan in particular has intermarried heavily with the Yamadas, to the point that Byakuya Kuchiki is actually fourth-cousins to the infamous Former Fourth Division Lieutenant and Current Head of the Private Central Medical Institute in the Noble Quarter, Seinosuke Yamada:
(Description: A cool and handsome if somewhat menacing Wizard)
...and his less-famous younger brother, current 4th Division 7th seat Hanataro Yamada.
(Description: the most bully-able looking dweeb you've ever seen)
Due to the way the Kuchikis keep marrying daughters they won't legitimize for some goddamn reason to Yamada Sons, there's an argument to be made that the Kuchiki Clan is a Branch Clan of the Yamadas...
In fact, until Rukia was adopted into the Kuchiki Clan, if something had happened to Byakuya, Seinosuke was Byakuya's closest living relative in their generation and a reasonable argument could be made that he was the Hier-Apparent.
This, of course, would not do.
The thing is, Hanataro's shy and gentle demeanor is very unusual for a Yamada. The whole clan has a reputation for being Manic Sociopaths with dubious ethics and a tendency towards sadism. They make excellently competent officers, but not exactly 'friendly', like a terrible hybrid of a Border Collie and Cane Corso. Seinosuke himself is known to take great pleasure in bringing back patients that are actively begging for death.
There is a persistent rumor that this infamous disposition is at least partially due to the influence of Captain Unohana, who has been an active member of the Yamada household for the last millennium, presumably so they're very acclimated to her nonsense by the time she starts recruiting the prize ones for the 4th. She's delivered most of them and officiated the marriages of more than a few, and given the woman's patience in cultivating the Seireitei's Most Magnificent Flower and Vegetable Garden, it's suspected she's been cultivating the Yamada line as well.
Seinosuke was her lieutenant before the current Isane Koetetsu, and the bond between them was almost legendary. They would frequently not actually bother to finish sentences around each other, or communicate entirely by gesture because they were so familiar.
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It was little wonder then, when Seinosuke's little brother also joined the 4th Division, though it wasn't exactly happily received news. People get jealous and see favoritism where there is none- Hanataro had entered the 4th on his own merits, and actually against his brother's recommendation.
Hanataro also had the strange fortune of entering the 4th the same week as the Tragic West 66 Incident in which several captains, lieutenants and nearly all of the 9th division's seated officers were killed by the machinations of (as was believed at the time) former captains Urahara, Shihouin and the head of the Kido Corps.
Three days after that, 11th Division Captain Kenpachi Kiganjo was struck down in a duel, and infamous barbarian Kenpachi Zaraki took over the 11th.
... So the day afterwards, when the lower officer in charge of assigning jobs to trainee medics saw that apparently this Zaraki bastard needed a complete medical checkup and every vaccine ever, he thought 'Well, let's see if Little Hanataro really did get in on his own merits. He's A Yamada after all, this should be a piece of cake for him-'
-and sent first-day-on-the-job Hanataro to the famously hostile 11th Division on his own.
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"Um, Excuse me, Mister- I mean, Captain Zaraki?" Hanataro mumbled peering in the door of the captain's room at the nest of pillows and blankets that might contain his charge.
The 11th was deserted- not really a surprise, given the heavy casualties the 11th had suffered the week before. In fact, all 20 of the surviving members of the 11th were still recovering at the 4th, and Hanataro had wandered around looking for someone for a solid half hour until a little girl with neon pink hair had playfully tackled him to the ground and then, giggling, shown him to the Captain.
"KEEEEEEN-CHAAAAAAAN!!!" Miss Yachiru shouted, leaping into the nest and tackling her adopted guardian with similar glee. "Re-Chan sent one of her guys here for something!"
There was a low rattling noise of irritation that reminded Hanataro eerily of the family's temperamental rooster, but much, much larger. The nest of fabric shifted, arching up into an alarmingly tall shape, Yachiru balancing on top and scolding it for sleeping in so late, he's probably very busy-
A lithe but powerful arm longer than Hanataro was tall suddenly lurched out from the nest and slammed on the floor in front of where he was sitting, swinging the entire torso of 11th division captain Kenpachi Zaraki around and bringing Hanataro eye-to-fearsome-yellow-eye with the giant.
"...the fuck're you?" Zaraki grunted, blinking slowly at Hanataro, not entirely awake yet.
"I- I- I'm-" Hanataro sputtered, struggling to introduce himself when he noticed something peculiar- an extra bit of translucent flesh behind Zaraki's eyelids, sliding sideways across his eye to behind his tear duct- "- I'm sorry, do you have Nictitating Membranes??" Hanataro gaped.
Zaraki glared blankly at him for a moment, before breaking into a slow grin and, very slowly closed the pearly membrane over his eye and opened it again to Hanataro's slack-jawed astonishment.
"WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S SO COOL I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HUMANS HAVING THOSE DO YOU KNOW IF IT'S GENETIC OR-" Hanataro yelped with excitement, jumping to his feet and grabbing the captain's head and staring at his eye, nose pressed to Zaraki's cheekbone for a moment before abruptly remembering where he was and letting go, dropping into a bow hard enough to audibly bonk his head on the floor. "I'msosorrysirpleaseforgivemeidon'twanttodie-"
He was interrupted by Zaraki's loud cackle of amusement and the sensation of being lifted. Zaraki was sitting- well, had extracted his gangly limbs from his nest and arranged them into a pile mostly in contact with the floor- and picked up Hanataro by the collar of his Shihakusho and set him back up on his feet. His cackle trailed off into amused clicking and he sat back, regarding the tiny medic with a peculiar sense of favor.
"Good catch Mr. Sorry." he teased, Yachiru climbing onto his right shoulder. "Dunno who my father was, but my Mom an' Sisters 're Eagles and they got 'em too."
"...Eagles?" Hanataro blinked, cocking his head sideways with confusion. "Like. Birds?"
"Kami, technically, but yeh." Zaraki shrugged, rolling his neck and stretching, still waking up. "So who're you or am I gonna be calling you Mr. Sorry forever?"
"Ohhh... That- well that doesn't exactly explain things but I think I get how- uh, sorry, I'm- I'm not sorry, I'm Hanataro Yamada from the 4th Division!" He yelped, staggering back on topic. "Captain Unohana said you needed an intake medical exam and vaccinations?"
"Yeah probably." Zaraki shugged, scratching at his neck. "Yachiru too- Tired to get as many of 'em in her as I could afford but you know how it is out in the sticks."
"Hm." Nodded Hanataro, who did not. "Um, well- If you wanted to get started, we might be able to finish up before lunch, you must be busy with a whole division to put back together-"
"Yyyyy... -nah." Zaraki yawned. "Stayed up all last night writin' letters to fill it back up and posted 'em early. No rush until I get summat back."
"Which is probably good- I don't think you've EVER gotten a shot, have you Ken-chan?" Yachiru asked, kicking her feet in the air behind his shoulder.
"...Oh." Hanataro mumbled.
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"...Has anyone seen Yamada?" Yamada the elder enquired after Yamada the Younger, the late afternoon sun casting golden beams through the windows onto the dispatch desk of the 4th.
The incessant chatter of the nurses, medics, janitorial staff and the dispatch officer came to a sudden and extremely suspicious halt.
"It's just that he promised to meet me at the end of his shift so we could walk home together, and it's not like him to be late." Seinosuke spoke lightly, eyes casually panning over the remarkably guilty-looking faces around him.
"He- he's not back yet?" dispatch officer Hiyako Gendo gulped, eyes suddenly fixed on the clock. "I sent him out like five hours ago..."
"Sent him where?" Seinosuke asked pleasantly and the medics collectively flinched.
"Uh, to the- um-" Officer Gendo sputtered, color draining from his face.
"You haven't misplaced my brother, have you?" Seinosuke smiled with gentle menace.
"No!" Gendo yelped. "I- uh- well- the new captain needed an intake exam-!"
"...Which new captain?" Seinosuke spoke softly, looming over to the dispatch counter. "We have promoted an unprecedented SEVEN new captains this week and I would not want to waste time searching nearly two-thirds of the court guard."
"Eight, actually." one of the nurses squeaked, and Seinosuke's head swiveled to face her like an owl. "Eep! We- um, there's a new captain of the 11th division as of last night, Sir." she stammered.
Seinosuke turned back to the dispatch officer, staring down at him with the burning eyes of a wrathful god.
"Hiyako." he spoke gently, putting a hand on the dispatch officer's shoulder. "We're friends, aren't we?"
"Y- yes? Sir?" Hiyako Gendo gulped.
"Good, good- So you wouldn't do something like, I don't know, send my baby brother into the division with a history of such violent enemity with that only combat certified officers are cleared to enter it?" Seinosuke asked fingers over the pressure points of Gendo's shoulder.
"Um." Gulped Gendo.
"-Perhaps you sent him with a senior officer?" Seinosuke tried. "I can understand wanting to give him an impression of how dangerous this work can be on his first day, to make sure he really does have the guts for the 4th, but that should be done in a fashion where he is only an observer to the example of an experienced officer and not, say, totally alone without telling anyone to go check on him?"
"Well-" Gendo whimpered.
"-Because, Hiyako, and I need to emphasize this-" Seinosuke continued, fingertips digging into Gendo's shoulder. "-That there is no body in the morgue right now, because during his promotion to the office yesterday, the current Captain-Kenpachi bisected a significant amount of the sewer and municipal support systems 200 feet below the 11th whilst rendering the previous Captain-Kenpachi into a fine red paste in a single strike!"
Gendo made a strangled noise of pain.
"So please tell me that my sweet, gentle little brother with the constitution of a bowl of oatmeal is literally anywhere besides the vicinity of that monster, preferably in the company of someone with at least half a functioning braincell?" Seinosuke pleaded, leaning in close and steadily increasing the terrible pressure of his grip.
"ISentHimThereAloneOverFiveHoursAgo!" Gendo shrieked, finally flinching and grabbing at his shoulder.
Seinosuke froze, save to let go of Gendo and let him collapse out of his chair, howling in pain. Slowly, he stood up, pleasantly blank smile on his face, and turned to leave the division.
"Someone please inform Captain Unohana that I have deployed to the 11th to retrieve my brother and if there is so much as a HAIR out of place on him, Zaraki will be the shortest-serving captain in history!" He called out, re-tying his Zanpakuto on his belt before vanishing in a burst of Shun-po.
"-Was that you, Seinosuke?" Unohana called from her office down the hall.
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"-Well, most venom isn't a single chemical but dozens, if not hundreds of compounds with complex interactions so any samples have to be refined down to the individual components and tested both singularly and with the others which can take ages but it's yielded some incredibly effective drugs so far!" Hanatarou babbled excitedly, drawing a grid on Zaraki's thigh, oblivious to Yachiru putting his hair in pigtails.
"My goodness! We certainly have come a long way from using bee stings on arthritis!" Yumichika laughed. Zaraki's self-appointed third seat lounged against the wall near the door, enthralled by the process. His mothers had been something between field medics and hedge witches out in the far western districts and was keeping pace with Hanataro's enthusiastic infodumping about venomics while he prepared the captain for the next round of vaccinations.
"Not that far- your beestings were one of the earliest things we tested for pharmaceutical application, and it turned out that the entire combination of bioreactive compounds in the amounts found in an individual sting was the most effective dosage! More sanitary to use a needle than an actual bee though. Speaking of-" Hanataro turned to Zaraki. "Are you sure you want to do ALL of these today? Unless you're planning on messing around in the sewers, your chances of catching any of these are extremely low, so we can stagger them."
"If I'm gonna feel like crap tomorrow anyway, might as well feel like crap once and be able to fuck around in the sewers if needed." Zaraki shrugged. "-Why are the doctors in charge of that anyway? You've got better shit to do?"
"Ah, well-" Hanataro sighed, capping the marker and getting the next round of vaccines in order. "-Civic maintenance *used* to be part of the security duties of the 11th but... well, after we lost Kenpachi Tokagero down there, your predecessors... never resumed their duties? So it's kind of fallen to us since, but to be honest, the previous guy wasn't exactly someone I'd trust to maintain the necessary standards..."
"Yeah, no shit." Scoffed newly-appointed lieutenant Ikkaku, who was attempting to sort through the literal heap of paperwork Kiganjo had thrown into the corner instead of filling out.
"No I think the shit is supposed to be in the sewers." Zaraki grinned and Ikkaku responded with a single-finger salute.
"Right- lets try to not bend any more needles, okay?" Hanataro smiled, preparing the first syringe.
"Yeah, yeah-" Zaraki rolled his eyes, but obediently inhaled and exhaled, focusing on the square Hanataro was touching. Reiatsu manipulation didn't come naturally to him and it had taken a couple dozen broken needles to work out a technique that allowed Hanataro to actually stick him.
Hanataro focused, feeling the pressure drop with the hand on Zaraki's thigh, focusing his own energy into the tip of the needle with the other, until the difference flipped and-
"Ssk!"" Zaraki hissed a bit as Hanatarou slammed the needle into his leg with the force of a sword strike, but that's what it took. "Yer gettin better- that one stung a bit!"
"Sorry!" Hanataro squeaked, withdrawing the intact needle and changing it over to the next syringe.
"Keep at it and you might be able to really hurt me in fifty years!" Zaraki laughed, ruffling his hair.
"Okay, next is for Orange Fever- this one is famous for burning after injection but we'll see-" Hanataro started then looked up at the feeling of someone's absolutely furious reiatsu approaching at speed.
"Someone coming? You all put yer heads up like bird dogs." Zaraki chuffed.
"I think someone's come to-" Yumichika started but the door beside him slammed open and they were all greeted with the terrible sight of the most feared man in the fourth, wild-eyed and teeth bared, utterly consumed with rage-
"Hi Seinosuke!" beamed Hanataro, entirely used to what his brother looked like after a long day at work or being woken up suddenly. "What are you doing here?"
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"Hanataro?" Seinosuke yelped, startled by the entirely peaceful and almost domestic scene before him. Zaraki seemed to be politely interested in the vaccination process, the menace that had been at the lieutenants meeting yesterday was sitting in the middle of the 11th's paperwork with a senbei cracker hanging out of his mouth, and Hanataro was getting pink bows tied into his hair by Miss Kusajishi. The remains of afternoon tea were on the table behind him.
"That's him! Who are you?" a third, effeminate man asked from beside the door with a faint prickle of reiatsu, politely reminding Seinosuke to mind his manners in someone else's house.
"This is my older brother Seinosuke!" Hanataro cheerfully explained, reflexively capping the syringe he was holding. "Not that I'm not glad to see you but- OH NO IT'S ALMOST DINNERTIME!"
"It's fine, it's fine." Seinosuke wheezed with relief. "It's my obligation as the oldest to be a worrywart."
"Tch- No point in worrying for this one." Zaraki teased, poking Hanataro in the shoulder. "-We should all be worried about him! He's only gone and stabbed me thirty-two times and I haven't landed even one blow on him!"
"Sir..." Hanataro groaned at the joke.
"Thirty-two?" Seinosuke blinked.
"Could only afford shots fer the kid, so I need all of 'em." Zaraki shrugged. "Not that I was makin' it easy for 'im."
"Um, yeah..." Hanataro hummed. "There's some technique for giving someone with extreme positive spiritual pressure shots that I don't know, right?"
"You? Ask them to lower it?" Seinosuke stared, beginning to wilt as the adrenaline drained out of him.
"Yeah, I... kinda suck at that." Zaraki grunted, looking away from them, right eye shut despite the left one being scarred. "Might as well keep Stabbin'?"
"What's with your eye?" Seinosuke frowned, veteran of spotting unspoken injuries.
"Oh yeah! Check them out- He's got Nictitaing Membranes!" Hanataro beamed.
"He WHAT?" ---
Four hours after that, the Yamada brothers set out for home, Seinosuke with the beginnings of a fascinating new study on Kami-Induced Occular Mutations and Hanataro with a promotion to 'pocket medic' that he wouldn't find out about until Zaraki abducted him from his rounds for 11th division boot camp some four months later.
--- (Tumblr says this is getting too long and is glitching, More about Byakuya and Seinosuke's Marital Conspiracies later)
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No Phone Policy 3.0
Baby girl Berzatto needed a metal name, and this felt like the choice, ya know?
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âHi, beautiful⌠oh, this is hella trippy buggies. I remember holding you for the first time, and now Iâm holding my granddaughter for the first timeâŚâ your Dad laughed as he stared down at the tiny pink bundle in his arms. You smiled as you watched him pace beside your bed. âWhereâs Carmy? I have a present for this little princessâIâm surprised he isnât glued to her, or you, for that matter.âÂ
You grinned as you adjusted yourself in the incredibly uncomfortable hospital bed youâd been in for the past 48 hours. âHe went home to grab me some stuff I forgot.â you lied, hoping he wouldnât see through your bluff. With a narrow stare, your Dad nodded. He could tell you werenât telling him something, but he didnât want to upset you by pushing the topic.Â
âWell, what did you two name this perfect little angel?â your Dad questioned as he handed you your daughter. You shrugged, âHavenât decided yet⌠the papers are over there on the table, but we canât decide.âÂ
âWhat were you two thinkinâ? Iâm team something unique and magical, especially since that lil girl was born on one of the most magical days of the year.â he smiled, putting a hand over his chest. You chuckled and adjusted the infant in your arms.
âJuly 23. Best day of your life.â you answered, âYou know, I know the story by heart⌠but she hasnât heard it yet.â the sing-song nature of your comment made your Dad lean forward in his chair. âBabyâs first Grandpa story! May I?â he asked, offering his hands to you. You laughed as you handed the baby back to him.
âI better get my daughter back, Dad,â you playfully scolded as he held her close to his chest. He shrugged and responded, âNo promises. Sheâs my new favorite person in the worldâyour Ma and sisters, and the boys are a very close second, but right nowâitâs all her.âÂ
âYou hear that gorgeous? Grandpa has known you for 30 minutes, and your greatness has already superseded your Mommyâs. Youâre my perfect lil angel.â he cooed. As he babbled at her, you rolled your eyes, âTell the story, Grandpa.âÂ
He scoffed in your direction before turning on the story-telling voice he would use when telling your nephews' stories. âThe year was 1986. Your Grandpa was traveling with one of the greatest bands mankind will ever know, Van Halen. Metallica is also a pretty fuckinâ awesome choice for music- donât let your Daddy ruin your taste in music, princess. You will be my little metalhead.âÂ
âDad.â you scolded. He shot you an exasperated look, âHeâs not even here bonding with his daughter. Iâm GOING to shit on his shitty taste in music.â he challenged. He noticed your subtle wince when he brought up Carmy for a second time. Something was going on, but he didnât dare bring it up, âOk, ok, Iâll stop shittinâ on Carmy. Back to babyâs first Grandpa story.â he chuckled, leaning back in his chair and adjusting the baby in his arms.Â
âGrandpa was in St. Louis. Iâd followed Van Halen for 12 weeks across the continental United States. I was broke as shit, hungry as hell, and I STANK. Iâm at the truck stop right- thereâs this little diner called Olivette. I ordered the cheapest breakfast I could, and at the end of my meal- this GORGEOUS waitress brought me a piece of gooey butter cake- a Missouri delicacy, in time youâll have your fair share, princess.â he assured the gurgling bundle in his arms, âThe waitress goes, âitâs on the house sugarâ in this cute ass little twang and I about died. That was your Grandma Dottie.âÂ
You smiled as he continued the story. He went in to explain how heâd worked up the courage to ask her if she was going to the Van Halen show that night, and when she said âyes,â he knew she was the one. You laughed as he explained that his mutual love of music had brought him an amazing life.Â
âI met Dottie on July 23, 1986, so the fact you were born on July 23, 2024, is a sign. I think I can convince your Mommy to give you a metal ass name. Auntie Pamala was named after Panama- the best Van Halen song. Your Mommyâs middle name is Olivette because thatâs where I met your Grandma. Then Auntie Mars is Mars because Grandma wouldnât let me name her after Lars Ulrich, but Mars was acceptable.â you laughed as your Dad explained the Y/L/N family lure. âYour Auntie Pam is my favorite, though- she named her boys after Eddie and Alex Van Halen.âÂ
You rolled your eyes. âI love you, Daddy, but Iâm not naming my daughter after Van Halen or Metalica.â He scoffed in response. What about Pantera or Megadeath? Iâm just sayinâ with a last name like Bearzatto. She needs a metal-ass name.âÂ
You laughed as you collected your daughter back from him, âOkay, buggies, I love you, and Iâm really proud of you. Not just for procreating but for everything youâve done. Your Ma would be real proud, too.âÂ
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âWhat do you mean she doesnât have a name yet?â your sister Pam laughed as she cradled your daughter in her arms. You shrugged, âWe just canât decide.âÂ
âDidnât he insist on some Van Halen reference?â Mason, Pamâs husband, laughed as he entered the room with a brown paper bag. You shook your head, âHe gave her three band onesies, but I think I got out of the Van Halen references.âÂ
Mason shook his head as he placed the bag on the end of your bed, âI wasnât sure what youâd be cravinâ, but I figured a sub and chips was a safe bet.â he grinned. âThanks, Mason.â
âWhat about Jade Van? Dad would freak over the reference.â your baby sister Mars laughed as she put her head on your shoulder, and she snuggled closer to you, craning her neck to get a better look at your still-unnamed daughter. You shook your head, âI donât know how Carmy would feel about that one.â
âBitch. He isnât even here. Name her whatever the fuck you want.â she said with an overly dramatic eye roll. Mars was the only one who knew about the issues you and Carmy had been going through, but you couldnât stomach telling her that Carmy missed the birth.Â
âHow about Blade? Blade Berzattoâfuckinâ metal, right?â you joked, trying to brush Carmy out of your mind. Mars erupted into laughter,, which startled the baby in your arms. You cradled the baby and nudged Mars to shut up. âI love it. But letâs go more norm-core,â Mars said as she ran her thumb against the babyâs chubby cheek.
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âAre you an Erin? Jasper? Kali? Luna?â you listed off baby names as you did skin-to-skin after the babyâs afternoon feeding. You were finally done with visitors for the day, and youâd turned your phone off to avoid dealing with Carmy. Youâd inevitably have to talk to him at one point, but having at least one more day of peace was a priority right now. You didnât know where he was or what he was doing, but it was a safe assumption that he was probably working himself to the bone at The Bear. The Bear⌠Bear⌠âWolf.â the name came to you. âWolf Berzatto⌠Daddy goes by Bear. We were calling cub while I was pregnant⌠you donât call baby wolves cubs, but I like it. You do need a middle name, though. I know Daddy liked the name Bonnie.â you rattled off before leaning over to kiss the babyâs hat-covered head.Â
âWhat if you hate the name Wolf? I mean, you could go by your middle name or a nickname⌠Daddyâs name is Carmen, but he goes by Carmy. Okay, Wolf Bonnie Berzatto. I like it, and if Daddy doesnât, he can suck my dick. Am I swearing too much around you? I feel like I am.â you laughed, âOkay⌠also, youâre only getting your Daddyâs last name because I changed my last name when I married him.âÂ
âWolf⌠thatâs quite a name,â Natalie awkwardly complimented, trying not to pass too much judgment on her niece. She can go by Bonnie if she hates it.â You defended your name choice for the hundredth time in the short eight hours since announcing her name to your family group chat. Turning your phone back on had been anxiety-inducing. Carmy had left you hundreds of texts and voicemails begging to be allowed in the hospital room and apologizing for anything and everything he could think of. It was endearing, but you were still pissed off.Â
âDoes Carmy know about the name choice?â Natalie carefully prodded as she watched you shove stuff into your bag. You shook your head, âI havenât talked to him yet.âÂ
Natalie knew you hadnât talked to him and knew about you barring him from the hospital. He came back to the restaurant. Natalie had seen Carmy upset in the past, but this was a different kind of upset. He went off on Richie about the âno phone policyâ heâd enforced on all staff. Carmy was never a fighter, but Marcus and Sweeps had to hold him back after Carmy had punched Richie in the side of the head. Richie, visibly disorientated, screamed a âwhat the fuckâ alerting the kitchen staff of the fight going on in the thankfully empty front of house. It took a while for Carmy to calm down enough to tell anyone what had happened. Richie apologized but said Carmy missed the birth, which wasnât his fault. It was Carmyâs fault. Richie went off about Carmy knowing your due date and how he shouldâve planned better and asked for an exception to the rule.Â
Natalie sighed, remembering how that comment had riled Carmy up again. She drove him home while he called you repeatedly, getting progressively more upset each time his call went to voicemail. âShe canât do this to me, Sugar- I know I fucked up, but-but she canât-â Carmy stopped midsentence and began rocking himself forward and backward in his seat. âCarmy, wh-wh-what can I do? How can I help you?â Natalie begged as she parked in the driveway of the house you two owned. âDo you have a fuckinâ time machine so I can go back and not miss the birth of my fuckinâ daughter!â he screamed, making Natalie freeze in her seat.
Natalie stayed with Carmy the entire time you were in the hospital. He was a mess. He flipped between extreme rage and full-blown panic. He ranted about how you were going to leave him and prevent him from seeing his daughter. He cried so hard he threw up multiple times. He wasnât sleeping. He wasnât eating. Natalie had never seen her brother like this before and was at a loss for what to do.Â
When you called her to come pick you and the baby up from the hospital, she didnât know what to say. Youâd asked her not to tell or bring Carmy, which she understood, but it still conflicted her. You hadnât filled her in on Carmyâs minimal involvement with your pregnancy the past weeks, but Natalie could put two and two together. After enlisting the help of Syd and Richie, Natalie felt as if she could leave Carmy and come pick you up.Â
âAre you okay, Nat?â you questioned as you strapped Wolf into her car seat. Itâs nothinâ. I just feel really guilty that Iâm meeting my niece before Carmy had the chance toâŚâ Natalie explained as she crossed her arms over her stomach. You knew Natalie had a point. You felt that same guilt. You wanted nothing more than to cuddle with your husband and daughter.Â
You sighed, âWell, I guess I have to talk to Carmy at one point, so letâs go.â
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Long Lost Morningstar - Part One
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel
Pairing(s): Lucifer x daughter! reader x Lilith
Genre: Fluff/Angst
Warnings: Forced child abandonment
Notes: This is my first Hazbin mini fic. This will be a mini series, so there will be a part two but it may take a little while as I tend to get busy with work and school - so please, bare with me.
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"No! No! Please!"
It's no surprise Lucifer and Lilith fooled around a bit during their days in the Garden of Eden.
What was surprising was the moment Lilith discovered she was pregnant.
Despite the shock and slight fear of being new parents, Lucifer and Lilith were overjoyed at the news.
When they found out the baby was going to be a girl, the two cried in pure happiness.
Lucifer became adamant, and a little overbearing, about doing everything for Lilith not wanting her to overwork herself or the baby. This did annoy Lilith (being the independent woman she was), but she knew he just wanted to make sure she and the baby were safe.
When Lilith went into labor, Lucifer went into full panic mode (imagine that one scene from The Office)
Lucifer: *freaking out* "OMG! IT'S HAPPENING! DON'T PANIC, HONEY!
Lilith: *calmly packing the hospital bags*
Lucifer may have passed out during the delivery when his curiosity got the best of him and decided to see what was going on down there (I imagine seraphim's or angels born in Heaven aren't born the natural way and instead created through magic).
Lucifer woke up from the sounds of crying and when he came to he saw a tiny body being carried by one of the nurses.
After rejoining Lilith's side (and making sure she was okay while profusely apologizing for passing out) they waited for the nurses to clean up the baby.
The moment the two saw one of the nurses bring over a pink bundle, their hearts filled with unbridled love and joy.
She was so small and had tuffs of blonde hair. She had Lucifer's red cheek circle's and Lilith's eyes.
Lucifer's eyes welled up with tears as he lovingly gazed down at the tiny person in his lover's arms. "She's perfect, Lily".
Lilith agreed with happy tears as she laid a gentle kiss on their daughter's head.
The two named her (Y/N) - (Y/N) Morningstar.
(Y/N) was a lively baby who adopted her father's bubbly and curious personality, as well as his love for ducks.
Her first toy was a duck plushie Lucifer had made himself.
However, despite having everything they could want in the Garden, Heaven, and now their new baby - they wanted something more.
They wanted to share free will with humanity in hopes that Heaven would finally see Lucifer's ideas and change their suffocating rules so (Y/N) could live in a world that wouldn't stifle any of her future dreams.
This lead them to tempt Eve with the apple, causing the unfortunate chain of events that lead to Lucifer and Lilith's trial.
The two were found guilty of bringing evil into humanity and as punishment they would be sent down into Hell.
However, before they sent the family into eternal damnation Heaven decided (Y/N) was innocent as she was only a baby who knew not what her parents had done.
Being a child of a seraphim and one of humanities first human's, they saw potential in her for Heaven's future - so they decided (Y/N) would stay in Heaven while Lucifer and Lilith would go down to Hell.
"Take the child," Sera ordered one of the court angels. "No! No! Please!" Lucifer and Lilith begged with tears falling down their faces as they held (Y/N) closer to them. The court angels forced the wailing (Y/N) out of her crying parents arms.
That was the last time Lucifer and Lilith saw their daugther before being banished to Hell for all eternity.
To keep (Y/N) from discovering her true lineage, Heaven decided that Lucifer's twin brother, Michael, would claim to be her father and raise her as a role model seraphim - one that follows Heaven's rules.
As (Y/N) grew up it became increasingly obvious how much she took after her parents. She had Lucifer's curious and cheerful nature, and Lilith's eyes, long blonde hair, and grace - both her parents beauty present in her features. The perfect combination of the two.
She especially adopted Lucifer's six large wings, only they had a pink under surface and gold tips.
To bypass any questions of her mother, Michael told her that he had created her from stardust with both his and Lilith's likeness - only using Lilith as a reference for a female.
Michael made sure her curious nature didn't go as far as Lucifer's, keeping her busy with her education and where he can keep an eye on her.
To keep her in check he told her about Lucifer and Lilith, but that they were her uncle and aunt who had lost their way and fallen from grace.
When she entered into adulthood, Heaven decided it was time for her to bear more serious responsibilities.
That's how (Y/N) Morningstar Demiurgos became one of Heaven's trial record keepers/recorders (she sometimes sits in trials and writes what's being said for the records).
It was mainly because Michael wanted to her to have a busy office job and away from exploring and getting too curious (he hoped being in trials would satisfy her curiosity, but made sure to keep her from asking too many questions).
And for awhile everything was perfect and in Heaven's favor. . .
. . .Until a certain Princess of Hell came to Heaven with a dream.
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The Only Way of Knowing You (Chapter 1)
Story Summary: After a chance encounter, Y/N finds herself on a series of dates with Harry Styles. She shares with him her innocence regarding physical intimacy, and he takes his responsibility in teaching her all about that very seriously.
Chapter Summary: Y/N is overjoyed to head to the hospital to meet her new nephew, and ends up meeting Harry Styles as well.
Word Count: 1.7K
CW: mentions of people giving birth
AN: So excited to finally post this series! I've really enjoyed writing this and hope you'll all like it. Thank you to the anon who requested shy virgin reader!
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Youâre anxiously waiting to get a text or a call from your brother-in-law. Youâd spoken to your sister yesterday morning and she mentioned that she felt like she was having contractions and would probably be in labor soon. So casually! You figured that since this is her second baby she must be feeling more relaxed about the whole situation.
But that doesnât stop you from worrying about her for the whole day and a half between that call and when your phone finally rings again, Brianâs name appearing on the screen. Heâd been sending regular updates to you and your parents and the last one sent almost two hours ago just said âitâs timeâ.Â
So this call must mean your new nephew is finally born. You quickly grab the phone and answer the call.Â
âBrian, hi!â
âHeâs here!â He exclaims. âBorn at 1:35, 7 pounds, 2 ounces, 21 and a half inches long.â
âHow is he doing? How is Kyra?âÂ
âHeâs perfect! Kyra did great, sheâs resting at the moment. We'll send a picture soon. She asked that no one come this afternoon but weâd love for you to stop by tomorrow. Your parents are coming in the morning and bringing Wyatt to meet her little brother.â
âOk great! Iâll talk to them and coordinate what time.â
âAwesome, youâre gonna love him! Listen Iâve got a couple more calls and I want to get back to them but Iâll talk to you later.â
âBye Brian, give Kyra my love!â
âWill do, bye Y/N.â
You hang up and literally squeal with excitement and relief that heâs here and everyone is doing well. You let out another happy noise when you get a couple pictures from Brian. Youâre immediately in love with this little boy, even if he looks like an alien/old man hybrid. You wish you knew his name, but your sister made it clear she is keeping it a secret until you and your parents meet him in person.Â
At 8PM your mom calls and you figure they just got Wyatt to sleep. You talk for a bit and make plans to all meet at the hospital the following morning at 11.Â
Youâre so excited that itâs nearly impossible to fall asleep, but you manage. The next morning passes quickly, and suddenly itâs time to head to the hospital.Â
Once there you find your parents and your niece signing in and you do so as well. Finally, the four of you make your way to the right room. Just like when you met Wyatt nearly three years prior, you immediately fall in love with this little baby the second heâs placed in your arms.Â
âEveryone, meet Jasper Lucas,â your sister says.Â
For half an hour you all get to spend time with Jasper as well as check in on Kyra, who truthfully looks fantastic for having just given birth the day before. You and your parents step out in order to give the family of four some time together.Â
Your mom comments that she could use a coffee and your dad hastily agrees so they head off to the cafeteria. You figure they must not be used to taking care of a toddler and decide to go over and help out that evening.Â
They ask if you want anything and you decline, choosing to instead go into one of the family waiting rooms and check on a project for work.Â
The room is empty when you enter but after a minute you hear footsteps. Looking up from your phone, youâre shocked to see who just walked in.
Harry Styles casually sits in one of the other chairs. You subtly glance at him, noting his jeans and sweater combo, as well as the look of pure excitement on his face. After pointedly looking anywhere but at him for a moment you can't help but turn towards him again.
âHi!â he says cheerfully when he notices you looking at him.Â
âHello,â you manage to squeak out.Â
âIâm Harry,â he says, leaning towards you with his hand out.
âIâm Y/N,â you reply while politely shaking his hand, hoping youâre doing it right. Which is wild because you;ve shaken hands with people hundreds of times but like, this is Harry Styles.Â
âMy sisters just had a baby,â he adds, and now you understand why heâs practically vibrating with glee.Â
âCongratulations! Mine has as well. Is this Gemmaâs first?â You realize a second later how creepy you now sound, using his sister's name when he hadnât even told it to you.Â
Before you can apologize he laughs and says, âYes, her first. So you know who I am then?â
âI mean, I donât live under a rock so yes, I am aware that youâre Harry Styles.âÂ
âCan you do me a favor then, love?âÂ
You nod, willing to do anything he asks, especially if he continues to use such sweet terms of endearment like âloveâ.
âGems kept this whole pregnancy private, and isnât planning to announce sheâs had a baby for a few weeks. I probably shouldâve kept my mouth shut, but I just had to tell someone. Can you help keep this a secret and not let anyone know about the baby?â
âOh of course, yea, secretâs safe with me.â
âI appreciate it. We may be adults now, but I think Iâll always fear the wrath of my big sister,â he says with another laugh. âIs this your sister's first as well?â he asks.
âNo, I have a niece, Wyatt, she turns three next month,â you reply.
âAnd this little one, boy or girl?â
âBoy. His name is Jasper. My sister always said she wanted one girl and one boy so I guess she got her wish.âÂ
You refrain from asking him the same question, not wanting to look like you're asking for personal information about his family, but he apparently doesnât feel that way because he says, âGemma had a girl. The tiniest little thing. I think. At least she looks that way in the picture.â
âYou havenât been able to see them yet?â
âNot quite, they needed a few more minutes before they were ready. Our mumâs in there with her, has been the whole time, so Iâve been anxiously waiting on my own.
âI feel that. I was the same way the past couple of days.â
âWell at least we have each other now, I feel much less jittery being able to talk to you,â he says.
âGlad I could help. People say Iâm an excellent conversationalist.â
âOh I can see that already, Iâm quite enjoying this conversation.â
Just then Harryâs mum, Anne, walks into the room.
âHarry dear, theyâre ready for you,â she says, giving you a quick smile before she walks out again.
He jumps out of his seat and says, âSorry to cut it short, but-â
âNot a problem! Go, meet your niece. Bet sheâll be very happy to meet her Uncle Harry,â you reply.
âWould you want to keep talking? Later?â
You look at him, confused. âIâm not sure how long Iâm going to be at the hospital.â
âOh, no, I didnât mean here. I just meant, maybe we could meet again, some other time. At some other place. Preferably with better coffee.â
âAre you asking me to hang out with you at a coffee shop?â you inquire, wanting to make sure you fully understand what is happening.
âI am. Sorry, itâs been a while since Iâve actually asked someone on a date, guess Iâm a tad rusty.â
Your eyes go wide at the word âdateâ. You were already perplexed, wondering why heâd want to hang out with you as friends, but making it a date?Â
Your mouth works faster than your brain, and before you can really think through your answer, you hear yourself saying, âIâd love to get coffee with you.â
âFantastic! Here, write your number in my phone and Iâll text you to set something up,â he replies while unlocking and handing over his phone. Youâre practically on autopilot typing in your info and handing the phone back to him.
âI should go, Iâve got a niece to meet. It really was lovely chatting with you.â
âI agree. Say congrats to your sister for me!â
âI will, please say the same to your sister.â
âOf course,â you reply.
âGoodbye Y/N. Iâll talk to you soon.
âLooking forward to it. Goodbye Harry.â
With one last shy smile, he walks out of the room, leaving you standing there feeling rather shell shocked. You donât have long to dwell before your own mother pops back in saying Kyra is ready for you all to go back.
You spend another hour there before leaving to go out and get some lunch. While youâre at a local restaurant, trying to encourage Wyatt to eat her lunch rather than play with it, you get a text from Brian saying Kyra and the baby will be discharged later that afternoon.
After lunch you go to their house and entertain Wyatt while your parents make sure everything is clean and ready for them to come home. Brian, Kyra, and Jasper arrive just before dinner, so you stay to make sure everyone eats and is as content as possible.Â
You leave after cleaning the dishes, knowing everyone is ready to settle down for the evening. Back home you hop in the shower, and when you get out, you have a text from an unknown number. It reads, âHello, Y/N, itâs Harry.â
Your eyes go wide and you let out a nervous giggle. Honestly, thereâs a part of you that thought you had hallucinated the interaction this afternoon, but hereâs proof that it all really happened. Before you can type back you get another message from him saying, âIf youâre not busy, how would you feel about getting coffee this Saturday? Say 1PM at Inkwell Cafe?â
âSounds perfect,â you reply. Your phone dings again a second later and you read, âSee you then! Have a great rest of your week.â After sending a quick âYou as well!â you toss your phone to the side.Â
You get into bed, and reflect for a moment on everything that happened since getting up that morning. You knew itâd be a wonderful day; how could it not when you got to finally meet your perfect nephew?
But to have met one of your favorite celebrities and now have a date with him? Never in a million years would you have guessed the day would end this way. You fall asleep feeling like the luckiest person in the world.
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AN: Thank you so much for reading! I hoped you liked this chapter and can't wait to share the rest!
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I wanna share with you a small cut from a 2010 documentary about events that began unfolding in 2008. The film (which was up for an Oscar nomination, but wasn't shortlisted), followed the story of a young kid called Muhammad. He was born with an immunity deficiency that killed two of his sisters. Three other siblings didn't have it, but also weren't a match to donate bone marrow to him. To even consider the donation procedure, Muhammad's family needed 55,000 dollars (over 80,000 dollars today), which they obviously didn't have. An Israeli journalist did a TV piece about Muhammad, asking for the money to be donated. An Israeli man, whose son was a soldier killed by Palestinian terrorists, decided to do exactly that.
While Muhammad was in the Israeli hospital, his mom Raida was by him, and here's an exchange she had with the Israeli journalist who helped the family get the money they needed to save their kid's life:
I'm not sharing this because I want to demonize Raida. I'm not sharing it because every Palestinian thinks this way. I'm sharing it because some Palestinians, certainly the ones related to Islamist terrorist organizations like Hamas, do believe that if their child dies as a shahid (a martyr), during an attempt to kill Jews, then the kid would be with Allah. And that will be as if their child never died, because what's better, an imperfect and short life on this earth, or an eternal life with every good thing imaginable by Allah's side? So yes, there are parents who want their kids to die in a confrontation with Israel. There are kids who were brought up with these beliefs. And kindness and humanitarian gestures might change it, but many times they just can't compare to the promise made by this way of thinking.
That's not every Palestinian, but it's enough people to have an impact on the forming and continuation of the Israeli-Arab conflict (much like how Amin al-Husseini was one Palestinian leader, but his antisemitism had a crucial influence on the conflict, and translated into the deaths of countless people, mainly Jews). There are currently at least 30 terrorist organizations in Gaza alone (at least 5 of them are big enough to be household names in Israel), and Hamas on its own includes at least 30,000 people who think this way.
No one can understand this conflict as long as they ignore that the widespread existence of this mentality plays a factor in it. No one can bring about peace here, without getting that this is a part of what threatens it. No one can solve a problem while turning a blind eye to some of its parts.
And if you still think Raida is an exception, here are some more vids reflecting the same mentality from over the years... (I'm not gonna get into how heartbreaking it is that entire generations of Palestinian kids never stood a chance, because I think that's obvious for anyone with a heart watching these clips)
Official Palestinian Authority TV interview with the mother of a shahid, Nov 28, 2003:
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"Being with Allah is better." Hamas TV on Jul 21, 2014:
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Mother of murderer of 3 Israeli teens: "He was honored with Martyrdom because Allah loved him." Oct 6, 2014:
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Palestinian mothers explain why they make joyful noises when their kids get killed as shahids. Apr 7, 2015:
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"Death is inevitable, so why not die as shahids?" Oct 28, 2019:
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Palestinian father explains his choice to expose his son to danger by bringing him to the site of violent riots, by saying his 4.5 years old wants to go to paradise. Jun 20, 2021:
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"My son had nothing called a funeral, rather it was a wedding..." Official Palestinian Authority TV, Sep 13, 2021:
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Shahid's mother says her son is a role model for Palestinian kids. Dec 31, 2022:
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Shahid's mother shares she instructed her son on how to be a proper shaid. Official Palestinian Authority TV, Feb 21, 2023:
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(for all of my updates and ask replies regarding Israel, click here)
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Stan and the reader as best friends since they knew Ford from college and when the twins are born, they go with him to see them at the hospital. Probably took a while before they could get a turn holding them.
For those not in the know, mason is dippers actual name.
The moment you were about to take a sip from your much needed morning drink to properly prepare for the day ahead, you were grabbed by your shoulders by your lifelong friend Stanley, which made you drop your cup and watch helplessly as it smashed into a million pieces on the floor between you both.
âStan! What the actual-â
âTWINS!â Stan exclaimed, gripping your shoulders tighter as he smiled gleefully.
âTwins?â You questioned, no where near mentally ready to do any thinking this soon in the morning and just wanted him to be more straightforward.
âThe babies! Theyâre twins!â Stan replied as he lets out a laugh of disbelief as he let one hand off your shoulder to run through his hair. âGuess it does run in the family after all.â He adds and it only took you a minute to realise what he was going on about as you gasped, grabbing your friend by his arms, smiling widely.
âTheyâre born? Already? Youâre a great uncle Stan! A grunkle Stan if you will!â You cried as you couldnât help but feel happy for your friend who only looked at you as though you had grown a second head. âGrunkle?â Stan tested out, âIâm not calling myself that.â He adds. you shrugged, having seen this outcome from a mile away. âWorth a shot though, but back to what really matters, and that is the fact that weâre still standing here like idiots when we could be meeting the two new additions to the family!â You shouted as you pulled yourself away from Stan in order to get ready to leave, but before you did you looked back at Stan. âOh and make sure to put some pants on this time.â You added with a smile before disappearing up the stairs to get changed.
Stan, confused about what was said and mutters to himself as he walked towards the door, impatiently waiting for you. âWhat are they talking about- oh.â He abruptly stops when he catches himself in the mirror of the hallway to see that he was still wearing his white shirt and blue striped boxers. âNow the pants comment makes sense.â He then says as he too rushed back to his room to grab the nearest pair of pants that he could before you could finish changing.
For as long as Stan knew you, you never seem to let him live it down whenever you get ready before him. So much so that it had became a weird competition of sorts between you to see whoâd finish first to claim bragging rights over the other for the rest of the week. Was it stupid? Yeah but it was something that just to two of you shared and understood, so who cared if anyone else thought it was stupid, especially if it was something that made you happy.
Unfortunately for Stan, you won as his pants didnât want seem to want to get on his legs at all and the moment they did, you were already stood in the hallway dressed and ready to go. âTook you long enough.â You teased as you followed Stan out to the car, wanting nothing more than to meet the cute little baby twins and spoil them rotten.
Stan only glares at you from the corner of his eye as he starts the car. âI hate you.â He said.
You smirked. âYou wish you could but you know you canât. Now shut up and drive weâve got some cute babies to see and Iâm not wanting to be late because you were having a fight with your pants.â You said as the long and arduous to the hospital began.
âWhatâs their names, do we know?â You asked softly as you watched the twins -one girl and one boy- as they slept soundly in Stanâs arms. âMason and Mabel.â He tells you and you couldnât help but smile when the girl- Mabel- reached a hand out at the sound of your voice as you gladly let her grab your finger and squeeze it in her tiny baby hand before she let go. The twins were both so cute and adorable and something deep down told you that you wouldnât be able to tell them no even if you tried; These little babies will have you hook, line and sinker every time and youâll have no problem with it.
âMason and Mabel pines. Oh I can tell theyâre going to be quite the dynamic duo.â You said as you gingerly trace the big dipper like birthmark on Masonâs forehead, âespecially this one if heâs going to become anything like Ford.â You added as you gently booped mason on his little nose, chuckling when Mason scrunched his little face up, already wanting them to grow up so you could teach them on how to prank their grunkle Stan. You missed Ford dearly and wished he couldâve been here to witness this moment with you and Stanley but youâll take what you could get, however you get it.
âDo you want to hold them?â Stan asked after a period of silence.
âAre you sure? I donât want to drop them.â You said, suddenly feeling a little anxious at given the test of holding a small, fragile baby.
âYouâre their godparent for Christ sakes of course you should get to hold your own godchildren.â Stan says as he reassured you, knowing how often you got into your own head sometimes that he had to be the one to physically pull you back into reality, something he didnât mind doing now and then.
You took a deep breath. âOkay.â You said as you fought to control your nerves, âjust let me hold little Dipper here for the time being-â
âLittle Dipper?â Stan asked.
âYeah cuz of the dipper constellation on his forehead, while yes itâs technically the Big Dipper but heâs a baby so Iâm calling my godson Little Dipper until heâs far older, Iâm talking 20 at least.â You told Stan as he only scoffed playfully. âGod help these kids if theyâre ever stuck with you.â He retorted while you stuck your tongue out at him as you took Mason off of him and cradled him close to your chest, cooing when he seemingly tucked himself closer to you and gripped your hand with his tinier one. The small action alone was enough to make you a little teary eyed knowing that theyâve barely yet opened their eyes and yet theyâve already found comfort in your presence.
âHello little guy.â You whispered to Mason as he shifted at the sound of your voice. âIâm y/n and Iâm your godparent and Iâm going to spoil you both absolutely rotten little mister.â You continued with a little break in your voice as you never thought youâd see the day where youâd become a godparent but a godparent to two cute little twins nonetheless? You were truly blessed with this opportunity and you wouldnât dare ruin that trust bestowed upon you by Mason and Mabelâs parents. âThat I promise you and little marvellous Mabel over there. So I hope thatâs okay with you.â You added as you looked over at Stan who looked down at Mabel with soft eyes and a softer smile.
Mason made a little sound, it was soft, so soft you almost missed it but you swore you saw a smile appeared on the sweet boys face. You kissed his forehead once, twice, three times. âThank you little man, I promise Iâll teach you all my tricks on how to get under your grunkles skin.â You whispered cheekily.
âI heard that and donât listen to them kid, theyâll only lead you astray and teach you really bad jokes.â Stan replied with a smile as you pretended to cover little masonâs ears with your hand while holding him close to your chest. âDonât listen to your grunkle Little Dipper, heâs a big meanie who never puts on pants and fyi my jokes are awesome, Iâll write you a joke book and give it to you when you and your sister are twelve.â You retaliated, unable to contain your excitement for the future and getting to see two beautiful babies grow in to exceptional people.
âWanna hold Mabel next?â Stan asked.
âYou just wanna swap babies so you can tell Little Dipper to not follow my example.â You quipped but felt yourself melt when you saw that Mabel was actually reaching out for you with her little baby hands before you look at Stan with a deadpan look. âGimme my sweet little Mabel.â
Stan smirked as you gave him Mason while he gave you Mabel in exchange as you both coddled the twins in love and affection, knowing damn well there wasnât anything neither of you would do for the sweet bundles of joy in your arms.
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what are your own like personal headcanons about art donaldson!!! i love hearing about silly thoughts people have <333 (i love your writing btw!!)
(thank you bby <3)
random art donaldson headcanons
⢠at 31 years old, art donaldson still can't grow a full mustache. it's as if god took all the body hairs meant for him and gave them to patrick zweig instead.
⢠art wears tom fordâs azure lime, a fragrance that is fresh and crisp, with none of the heavy muskiness you might expect. some might say it smells a bit feminine, but it suits him well, at least, it always smells clean.
⢠he named his daughter lily after his grandmother, liliane. although she didn't raise him, they shared a special bond. it was liliane who introduced him to tennis.
⢠he is a secret fan of the lord of the rings and occasionally quotes gollum, much to tashiâs annoyance, who rolls her eyes at the nerdy side of her husband.
⢠his favorite food is lasagna, but not the kind you'd expect. he doesn't crave the gourmet freshly made lasagna his personal chef prepares. what he really loves is the store-brand frozen lasagna, the kind that comes in a box and is microwaved. tashi only allows him to eat it on his birthday.
⢠out of all his body parts, hands are probably his favorite. which is why he finds holding hands to be one of the most intimate gestures. he prefers sturdy hands with slender fingers and manicured nails.
⢠art had never blocked patrickâs number all those years, just so he could one day say "the phone works both ways" if patrick ever tried to blame him for their falling out.
⢠he has an irrational fear of spiders. if he spots one in a room, he cannot bring himself to sleep in there, even if tashi has killed the spider for him. in his mind, the spiderâs family might be plotting revenge, and that thought is enough to keep him awake at night.
⢠art donaldson hates the taste of coffee, no matter how many times he had tried to like it in an effort to appear more mature. to him, it always tastes like straight-up dirt. he prefers to stick with vanilla milk.
⢠he has tried the curly girl method countless times, hoping to restore the curly texture his hair once had as a teenager. despite his efforts and the many products he has tried, his hair remains persistently straight.
⢠art chews his nails when nervous. and he will chew on anything else he can get a grip on as well. tashi tries to break this habit by painting his nails with bitter nail polish but it doesn't stop him from biting them, it just tastes like shit now.
⢠art rarely swears or gets angry, but when he does, tashi knows he will spend the entire day brooding. it's all about muttered complaints and scowls. the only thing that typically soothes him is a warm bath.
⢠when lily was born, art sobbed so loudly that the nurses had to ask him to quiet down to avoid disturbing the other babies in the hospital wing. tashi was so mortified that she pretended not to know him.
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⢠he wears those tiny underwears because he doesn't feel supported in anything else. he needs his pink fuzzy balls to be secured on the court. a lesson he learned the hard way. when he was fifteen, one of his balls slipped through the leg of his loose boxers during a match, and patrick teased him about it for months. ever since that day, he has sworn off boxers entirely.
⢠when patrick taught art how to jerk off, art waited for patrick to be asleep to look closely at the sock patrick had used. he studied the slimy stains, comparing the cum to his own, just to make sure everything was normal with him.
⢠he isnât a fan of quickies. he prefers to take his time with tashi, believing that making love is about enjoying every moment and taking the time to bring her to the edge. to him, itâs not really making love if she doesnât climax too. however, there are times when he becomes so horny after a particularly intense practice session, where tashi had pushed him harder than usual, that a quickie becomes necessary.
⢠he has incredibly sensitive nipples and gets easily aroused when theyâre touched or teased. when tashi wants to make him shut up during an argument, she just pinches them and he starts whimpering.
⢠sometimes he can't help but think about the fact that patrick had been with tashi before him, and it turns him on. the thought of them together becomes a driving force, turning into a personal competition. he feels the need to prove to tashi that he is the best sex she will ever have.
⢠tashi used threats of her strap-on as a way to motivate him during his matches, but now, instead of fear, it has become a source of excitement. art knows that each victory means tashi is waiting for him at home with her silicone cock, ready to celebrate.
#art donaldson#challengers fanfic#challengers fic#challengers fanfiction#challengers fiction#challengers#challengers đž#art donaldson smut#challengers smut#ask
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Oh I love your baby Leclerc works and I have a request like before you jump onto baby no 2, wouldnât it be amazing to have a one shot of the day ruby was born like how Charles reacted to holding her for the first time. His feelings as a father and a girls dad thinking he has a huge responsibility to live up to his daughterâs expectations. Something like that.
your daddyâs here | charles leclerc
this is so cute đ¤ my knowledge about childbirth is limited but since my sister had a baby in december and i was with her the day before she gave birth iâm just going to use that to write this đ§đ˝ââď¸
January 2019
Y/n and Charles waited for the results. While she was calm, Charles couldnât contain his excitement. He immediately started picturing them as a family. Him, Y/n and their new baby.
âOkay, do you want to look first or how do you want to do this?â Y/n asked as the timer on her phone went off.
âI want to look together if thatâs okay with you.â Charles say next to her on their shared bed. Y/n nodded and flipped the pregnancy test over. She gasped when she saw the words Pregnantâ on the small screen. âWeâre going to be parents. Holy shit!â Charles yelled as he immediately hugged the mother of his child and started kissing her face all over.
âWait, what if our child decides to be born on a race day?â Y/n asked once Charles stopped his kisses.
âI wonât race, simple. Iâm going to be there in the hospital with you. Youâre crazy if you think Iâm going to miss our childâs birth.â
Thank god that didnât happen.
September 2019
Charles had won in Monza. Y/n wasnât in attendance since she was days past her due date so she stayed in Monaco with Pascale. They watched the Grand Prix on the tv. Charles even blew a kiss to the camera for his family back home.
Y/nâs doctor had told her the due date was September third, but Baby Leclerc was being stubborn. Yeah, they kept the gender a secret until the birth so everyone referred to their child as baby leclerc. Arthur was the first one to call the baby that name. With the Singapore Grand Prix happening in less than two weeks, Charles was getting nervous.
âOkay, baby leclerc, you have to come out soon.â Charles said to Y/nâs large stomach. He took the opportunity to fly back to Monaco to be with Y/n in case the baby decided to be born.
âThey loves hearing your voice. Maybe theyâll listen to their father and come out tonight.â Y/n teased. It was like the baby was listening to her because the next thing she knew, she was in a hospital bed with Charles in a chair beside her.
He had texted all his family members many updates every five minutes. Everyone could tell he was ready and excited to be a dad.
âIâm going insane, Charles, I just want the baby out already.â
A painful and long labor was what it took for baby leclerc to come out. A girl was what the doctor announced to the couple. Charles cut the umbilical cord. He watched as several nurses took the baby girl and placed her on Y/nâs chest. He walked over to his two girls and watched in awe.
âSheâs here, sheâs actually here.â Charles kissed Y/nâs forehead. âYou did so good, mon amour.â
âI think she wants her daddy to hold her.â Y/n smiled even though all she wanted was to rest. She didnât want to miss the loving moment when Charles finally held his daughter.
âSheâs so little. My little girl.â Charles carefully took the baby into his arms. Charles had always heard how first time parents are afraid of holding babies because they think theyâre going to drop the baby. But not him, he would never. He held her safely in his arms, smiling down at her. âHi, baby. Iâm your papa.â
Y/n never understood how some adults could look at a baby and say âshe looks like her father/motherâ. It never made sense to her because the baby was just born, how could they find the resemblance? Now she completely understood what they meant. Their daughter looked exactly like Charles. Their nose shape, the mouth, it was all him.
After getting the baby all cleaned, weighed and measured, Charles couldnât wait to hold his daughter again. The nurse handed the baby girl back to him and congratulated the couple.
âDo you have a name for her?â The nurse asked.
âI have a name, but I wasnât sure if youâd like it.â He shyly said as he turned his attention to Y/n.
âWhat is it?â
âRuby. Like your birthstone.â Charles said.
âRuby. I love it. Ruby . . . Jules. Ruby Jules.â Y/n confirmed to the nurse.
âI like the name Louise too. Ruby Jules Louise Leclerc.â Charles added. The nurse nodded and excused herself. âRuby Jules.â He said once more. He loved how it sounded.
âI know you wanted to make at least one of our kids after Jules.â Y/n kissed Charlesâ cheek.
âWeâre going to have more?â Charles chuckled. âWith you Iâll have all the babies you want. We can give Ruby Jules all the siblings.â
âSome, not all. You try popping out a kid.â
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