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so basically idk how me searching for a picture turned into lowk full blown stalking. this is not healthy goodnight
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Overheard at the BAU
random guy: "I want to wine and dine you!"
Emily, grabbing purse: "Let's go"
Later that evening
JJ: "You're a lesbian, why would you go on a date with him?"
Emily: "I got free dinner and wine out of that. If anything, I am a genius!"
#criminal minds#bau#incorrect quotes#emily prentiss#paget brewster#jemily#aj cook#jj jareau#ao3#she is gay#but also borderline alcoholic#and traumatised
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nah she ate this up
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God I am fucking pathetic...
My friend: has explicitly turned me down, twice (long story), and I was like "ya yk what I think I'm finally over her, I don't need to think about this again"
*is fine for like month*
Then:
*One particularly lovely phonecall with her and two cute selfies from her in the groupchat later*
"god fucking damn it"
#post#personal#void#relationships#sapphic yearning#poly yearning#it has been over a year and a half now#this stupid one sided crush is older than my second longest relationship#and for whatever fucking reason I just can't let go#my brain is just like:#I like hearing her yap#she likes hearing me yap#she is pretty#she is poly#she is gay#she is already one of my best friends#she thinks I am hot#enough so to have even *sorta* slept with me?? (also a long story- I will not elaborate)#so obviously in crush logic: all of these criteria are rare and special enough that we can just disregard all the reasons this does not work#just don't need to think about how she lives in a different country rn#or that she seems a little emotionally unstable sometimes (not that I'm much better ://)#or quite crucially: that SHES NOT FUCKING INTERESTED. EXPLICITLY SO.#god what fhe fuck is wrong with me#why do I crush on my friends so fucking easily and so goddamn intensely#how do I override this setting#i am so fucking gay I need help
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Dude this brings flashbacks to Billie Eilish…
Y’all are telling me that Gracie Abrams hasn’t come out as queer?? I swear to God she showed up on my Spotify one day and I was like “yup gay that’s good to know anyways… good music damn.” JUST LIKE I DID WITH BILLIE
And when she came out I was so confused like huh, no one knew this??? So I guess history is repeating itself. People will be so shocked when Gracie comes out 😄 (By people I mean weird people)
#gracie abrams#she IS gay#like??? cmon she is#billie eilish#lesbian#bisexual#gay#lgbt pride#lgbt+#lgbtqia+#spotify#music 2024#ellastag
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#she is GAY#queen fine#vampire in the garden#anime#Netflix#vampire queen#classical music#ballroom#dancing#why can’t we have more representation like this?
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yachi hitoka
she is a disaster lesbian with anxiety who gets crushes on any pretty woman.
she definitely listens to taylor swift. her favorite album’s are lover and folklore, and her favorite song is the archer.
she waters plants to relax and keeps an anxiety journal. she also has a purple-pink lava lamp in her bedroom.
she views hinata as a brother figure and she is close friends with all of the karasuno first years.
she does yoga with kageyama on weekends.
she, asahi, tsukishima, and yamaguchi are the only ones who know how to solve a rubik’s cube. there was a competition once, and tsukishima won only because the other three had anxiety attacks because of the peer pressure.
she loves romance anime and manga. specifically fruits basket, kaguya-sama: love is war, and monthly girls nozaki-kun.
she had a major crush on kiyoko in high school.
she is the worst dancer on the planet. but at least she can draw. she’s also semi good at singing but her ability fluctuates depending on how anxious she is.
she is the most accepting human on the planet.
she gets a pet lizard and it has the misfortune of being named scratch (kageyama named it).
she did not learn her lesson, and now she has a pet hamster named chomp (hinata named it).
she becomes best friends with bokuto, sakusa, kyoutani, and oikawa in the time skip.
#yachi hitoka#hitoka yachi#do not ship her with men#haikyuu!! headcanons#haikyu#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#she is gay#haikyuu headcanons#haikyu headcanons#also saying she’s bi or pan because she’s nice to men is homophobic towards lesbians because it’s implying that lesbians can’t be kind#there is such a stereotype around mean lesbians that every character that’s clearly implied to be lesbian is always headcanoned as bi or pan#she has never shown romantic feelings to hinata or yamaguchi. she is just a nice girl#also yachi and hinata have a very clear sibling dynamic#yachi has very clearly blushed and shown attraction to kiyoko#she legit called her sexy/pretty/whatever during her introduction
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AHAHAHHAH ANOTHER Z-DOG SMUT IN THE WORKS AS PER A REQUESTT I LOVE MY GAY WOMAN
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Maaan I wish Hailey's On It! had a bigger fandom so I could feed my Becker hyperfixation 😭
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The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.
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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
#me serving customers while chappell roan's red wine supernova is stuck in my head#me: yeah that'll be £3.60 / my brain: she did it right there‚ out on the deck: put her canine teeth in the side of my neck#rose's incessant yearnings#rose's gay little job#rose's ramblings
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I don't think they will notice anything, but twilight might learn more then just magic.
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Full of Desires
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi fanart#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#dungeon meshi spoilers#its really just cause of the outfit#farcille#marcille donato#im still surprised this came out of my hands tbh#im not normal about her#curse you dunmeshi for making me fall for the white girl#but god#she looked so good in that fit#i dont understand whyvthe other characters shat on it smh#falin wouldve loved it tho#this drawing is for the gays and theys btw#for the sapphics#lets go lesbians#ok ill shut up now#my art
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery
#if god thinks i should get top surgery he needs to venmo me $9000 usd#there was someone in the gay social hour who said she had gotten kicked out of multiple catholic churches (for being trans)#and her therapist recommended this church specifically....#going into affirming churches still makes me a little emotional if i am being fully honest. if you have an affirming religious space#i hope you can hold onto that shit with your life#anyway. charming way to think about it i like it more than the bread and wine one personally#me#edit: to clarify this was at an episcopalian church
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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