#she is gay

[kaelaheartsyou]

so basically idk how me searching for a picture turned into lowk full blown stalking. this is not healthy goodnight

[a-timely-problem]

Overheard at the BAU

random guy: "I want to wine and dine you!"

Emily, grabbing purse: "Let's go"

Later that evening

JJ: "You're a lesbian, why would you go on a date with him?"

Emily: "I got free dinner and wine out of that. If anything, I am a genius!"

[overlyexcitedgeek]

nah she ate this up

[auroras-void]

God I am fucking pathetic...

My friend: has explicitly turned me down, twice (long story), and I was like "ya yk what I think I'm finally over her, I don't need to think about this again"

*is fine for like month*

Then:

*One particularly lovely phonecall with her and two cute selfies from her in the groupchat later*

"god fucking damn it"

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Dude this brings flashbacks to Billie Eilish…

Y’all are telling me that Gracie Abrams hasn’t come out as queer?? I swear to God she showed up on my Spotify one day and I was like “yup gay that’s good to know anyways… good music damn.” JUST LIKE I DID WITH BILLIE

And when she came out I was so confused like huh, no one knew this??? So I guess history is repeating itself. People will be so shocked when Gracie comes out 😄 (By people I mean weird people)

[revols-headcanons]

yachi hitoka

she is a disaster lesbian with anxiety who gets crushes on any pretty woman.

she definitely listens to taylor swift. her favorite album’s are lover and folklore, and her favorite song is the archer.

she waters plants to relax and keeps an anxiety journal. she also has a purple-pink lava lamp in her bedroom.

she views hinata as a brother figure and she is close friends with all of the karasuno first years.

she does yoga with kageyama on weekends.

she, asahi, tsukishima, and yamaguchi are the only ones who know how to solve a rubik’s cube. there was a competition once, and tsukishima won only because the other three had anxiety attacks because of the peer pressure.

she loves romance anime and manga. specifically fruits basket, kaguya-sama: love is war, and monthly girls nozaki-kun.

she had a major crush on kiyoko in high school.

she is the worst dancer on the planet. but at least she can draw. she’s also semi good at singing but her ability fluctuates depending on how anxious she is.

she is the most accepting human on the planet.

she gets a pet lizard and it has the misfortune of being named scratch (kageyama named it).

she did not learn her lesson, and now she has a pet hamster named chomp (hinata named it).

she becomes best friends with bokuto, sakusa, kyoutani, and oikawa in the time skip.

[truetogaia]

AHAHAHHAH ANOTHER Z-DOG SMUT IN THE WORKS AS PER A REQUESTT I LOVE MY GAY WOMAN

[twisted-limbic]

Maaan I wish Hailey's On It! had a bigger fandom so I could feed my Becker hyperfixation 😭

[ivyblooms]

The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

[greenflamethegf]

I don't think they will notice anything, but twilight might learn more then just magic.

[churroach]

Full of Desires

[iscariotapologist]

today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[astarionsfavoritebhaalbabe]

Cadence💚