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I haven't opened zoom since 2022, but I was invited to a meeting that was meant to introduce us to the professors. I forgot what my profile picture was. I didn't bother to check before the meeting.
Imagine joining an academic zoom meeting and this is the first thing you see.
Hatsune Miku in a frying pan. I am Hatsune Miku in a frying pan.
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Michael Afton draws FNAF tape girl for Vanessa,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#vanessa fnaf#vanny fnaf#phone guy#phone dude#tape girl#fnaf 3#fnaf help wanted#security breach#fnaf fanart#PHONE GUY MENTIONED 🔥🔥#ALL THREE of the phone information folks in FNAF!#I like to think Michael would draw these dudes like this#in the survival logbook he draws himself super simply#a faceless night guard SO I could see he draws phone guy with a phone head#IT FEELS fitting to me#the phone guy design is classic WHICH I promise I’ll give him a human design in time ☎️❤️#BUT there isn’t any real established object head looks for phone dude or tape girl#SO I MADE MY OWN!#so I hope you like them I THINK the designs as very cute#Idk If I’ll draw them again maybe just for fun#VANESSA was hoping Michael drew tape girl as a full human#so she’s a lil disappointed with what he actually drew..#SHE just doesn’t get what he’s cooking 🔥🔥
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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you think dipper and mabel have experience deescalating fights because of their parents
#let me cook#in the book of bill he says dipper has nightmares abt the last fight he overheard with his mom and dad#before they sent them out to gravity falls for the summer#the way mabel runs to them first really makes me think shes doing all that emotional labor at home#i love them these sorry sons of bitches#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanly pines#the pines twins#and their fucked up family#mabel pines#dipper pines
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i promise i am not veering into caterina apologism i think lucanis and illario fans should unionise to kill her. but it is sooooo fun to me to think of how all her children and almost all her grandchildren are dead and all the terrible, abusive lessons she taught (presumably that she herself was taught by her own parents) were for nothing. it didn’t make them strong enough to survive in the crows. and then she becomes guardians to lucanis and illario and she carries the guilt and the cycle continues. the lessons just have to be even harder this time, and then it will stick. what it creates instead is a man who doesn’t want anyone to suffer as he did, and the spare who is convinced what happened to his family was inevitable. house dellamorte is so cooked
#MAYBE THE POISON DRIPS THROUGH.!#THIS IS YOUR FAULT GRANDMA. SORRY!#caterina dellamorte#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#like we neeeeeed caterina characterisation PLEASE more than what she is in game#and when i say ‘house dellamorte is cooked’ i mean it seriously#i cant imagine its in lucanis’ style to be cutthroat . meanwhile illario. is . well illario.#its fine . ill stop talking about this at some point dont mind me im having visions#dav spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age#txt
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Do you have a website where you read “she loves to cook she loves to eat”?
I do but I'm gonna urge you to buy the volumes.
I got mine recently but a moot was posting about it so I read the rest online to not get spoiled.
#I know it's selfish of me but this shit's so good I need y'all to support the official release#she loves to cook and she loves to eat
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Alright so I'll never play gacha games, I actively dislike them.
But...lord have mercy in heaven above
#on top of the fact he's got multiple checkmarks for my type as a country girl myself this is appealing to me in ways i didnt think it would#robot aspects mixed in with some goth aspects mixed in with western LORDY#AND he's a gunslinger with long mostly white hair#in the chaps too...catch me at the saloon later#*loops She Keeps Me Up by Nickleback*#i need his voice lines like yesterday#they cooked him up just for me#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr boothill#boothill
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Despite being much larger than Cohozuna is, Horroboros also has a lot more bones, so it doesn't yield that much more meat compared to a Cohozuna. On the bright side, though, it's also much less fatty.
#splatoon#splatoon 3#salmon run#horrorboros#eclectic post#ame#she's still cooking!#I'm especially proud of the skewers that idea was very funny to me
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The fandom collectively sort of agreed that Zelda was a bad cook without a lot of evidence
That was until Age of Calamity came along and actually proved the fandom right!
However, there is a side quest in Tears of the Kingdom that implies she can cook actually
And the only reasonable explanation to this is that Link taught her, obviously
#Zelda can cook one meal#and only one#and she cooks it for anyone who is sat down long enough#cos she is just so proud of herself#the legend of zelda#tears of the kingdom#link#zelda#zelink#breath of the wild#zelda headcanon#totk thoughts#age of calamity#me myself
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Just learned that when school lets out Kitty & Lizzie stay at the school with the White Queen but are pretty much left to roam free after breakfast check in.
#eah#ever after high#maddie is in this bc shes nearby okay#homemade memes#i cooked yall eat up#wonderlandians#kitty cheshire#maddie hatter#madeline hatter#lizzie hearts#kitzie#sparrow hood#cerise hood#eah memes#eah books#eah meme#funny#raven queen#apple white#tumblr fyp#eah headcanons#ask me about my headcanons#tumblr text post#ever after high headcanons#ever after high meme#ever after high books#ever after high ships#ever after academy
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Came across this insane interaction on Twitter
Tell me why Paget unironically speaks like she’s on tumblr, I can’t anymore
AJ HAS A TINY ASS???
MINE IS BIGGER AND JUICY???
#she also unironically tweets the GAYEST shit#aj has a tiny ass#fuck me im laughing#criminal minds#criminal minds evolution#emily prentiss#my post#jemily#jennifer jareau#paget brewster#jj#aj cook#lgbt#Paget tweets
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Why does Blaze routinely fall for the most emotionally unavailable women
#arknights#savage#blaze#dlarts#someone talked to me about blavage and it's the sweetest 'what could have been'#savage gets as impassioned as blaze when it comes to injustice#she plays football and is a great cook#blaze gets the heart eyes#i don't think blaze is the type to settle; but it's cute thinking of her fantasizing about a semi-domestic life#but even if they're compatible in that sense; savage... just doesn't feel the same
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Monty's excitement when Vanessa said she'd golf with him was so freaking cute 😭
(Sorry this is a little late)
Vanessa affect on all the Glamrocks,,
#ask reply#THANK YOU for giving me the excuse to share the whole set#Vanessa adopted them all 🩷#SHOUT out especially to Monty my favourite boy#all of them just needed a lil love and encouragement 💗💗💗💗#gotta let Vanessa meet more animatronics she loves em all#soon soon more let me cook
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there's a part of canto vi I've been thinking about since it came out, and it doesn't actually have anything to do with Heathcliff.
this
She is bitter as fuck and as time goes on she's getting worse at keeping it down. Sinclair's the one who started it, by talking about how sad it is that they'd never get to see color, and Rodya starts to get a little irritated over it (yeah, sure, pity the Backstreets folk and their poor miserable little lives, privileged nest boy), but she's obviously trying not to straight up call Sinclair a privileged nest boy because she doesn't want to. But then Yi Sang and Ishmael join in on talking about how sad this place is with no color and she just can't keep her opinion down.
But that makes the atmosphere tense, and she hates a tense atmosphere, so she changes the subject and her tone, not giving a damn about how obvious it is. also, haha, ice and cold references.
And actually, this doesn't really have much evidence to support it, but I wonder if she holds a higher level of resentment for Sinclair in particular.
Canto II had some discussion about how Rodya wishes she was special (and while I think what Sonya said about her killing the tax collector just to feel special is absolute bullshit, I do also think there is some truth to her wanting to feel special), and introduced us to the concept of The Sign in a way that was vague and more like foreshadowing than actually introducing it. Then Canto III was all about The Sign, and how special Sinclair is, and since then we've had people talking about signs and stars and a new birth of the world and it's all stuff Rodya doesn't get to be part of.
I don't think she wants to hold resentment for Sinclair, and she especially never wants him to know, but going back after all this time and rereading this one interaction with him in Canto II felt pretty jarring.
the more important part of this is the way it feels like she's making a joke at Heathcliff's expense, for being poor, like even though she's also from the Backstreets she feels she's "above" it.
She absolutely does not feel this way.
On my way to find the first passage, I reread some other interesting stuff:
Once again, there's the harsh juxtaposition between casual, fun-loving Rodya, and tired, poor man's advocate Rodya. Almost everyone on the team speaks through the lens of a Nest dweller (I have to wonder if learning that Heathcliff was apparently raised in a mansion made her even more bitter), and the way she's so short with her mention of the Sweepers makes me think she's thinking about how painfully obvious it would have been to any other Backstreets dweller. And then, right after, dropping back into her casual voice, and Sinclair revealing that Rodya used the fucked up Backstreets creature to tease him...
Other obvious moments of Rodya being bitter as hell about rich people include this part of S.E.A.
and this part of her observation logs on Spiral of Contempt (actually, nearly everything in that log that isn't about the physical abnormality has to do with how much she hates how rich people look down upon the poor)
Hong Lu's canto comes after Don's, and then after his is Ryōshū's, who, based on her source material, probably served one of the most awful, contemptuous rich people the sinners have access to, and I really hope at some point here Rodya gets to snap in a big way
...hey so I wrote this entire post at 1 in the morning and then saved it to drafts because I didn't want to post something at 1 in the morning. the Timekilling Time trailer came out about two hours later, featuring both Rodya... and the long-awaited return of the Yurodiviye. so now it's past 3 in the morning for me but I'm posting it now anyway because ohohoho seeing the Yurodiviye again has given me SO much energy
I have a feeling all this is going to be very relevant extremely soon
#limbus company#project moon#rodion#rodion lcb#lcb rodion#she's not even in my top 3 favorite sinners but she's so interesting to me#similar to lexaeus kingdomhearts except unlike him I know project moon are actually cooking something with rodya#rest in peace background character king#me post
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The Quest Continues...
(part 1- part 2)
#Fourfold Soul#<- That's the title of the project I've been working on!#I am very excited to finally show off the cowboy (gender redacted) I've been cooking in a slow boil!!! Yeehaw!#Yes this is the game project. YES I am commited to the bit of having the main character go through a long running pronoun-quest.#This character does not have a name so I cannot formally tag them...#(Okay. Technically they have an internal name for coding/scripting reasons...and I have a nickname for them.#But the important part of making a video game character you get to eventually name is that the name must come from *you*!)#The girl here is a npc so she has a temporary name. So I also cannot tag her. Hmm...#I have several FFS comics thumbnailed out. This one got made first because it's the funniest without context. Lore wise it's weak.#I would love to post the sexy clown but you have to wait just a few more comics.#Fun artist woes moment to share: This is the first time I've had to colour these characters traditionally. *That* was NOT fun.#Going from a specific digital colour palette to being at the whims of my limited colour choices in markers? Hell! On! Earth!#I might also be extra frustrated because this sure is 3x the length of what I usually do for comics! I spent a Whole Day on this.#Past me thought it was soooo funny and needed all the extra panels for pacing. I hate past me. That guy needs to be exploded.
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🍎🍎🍎Bad, bad apples🍎🍎🍎
#ask me stuff#send me asks#ever after high#eah#ever after high fanart#darling charming#eah fanart#dappling#darlapple#apple white#evil apple white#RAAAAAAH I FINALLY FINNISHED IT NOW I CAN SLEEP 💀💀💀💀#evil apple white lives rent free no tax in my head 24/7#a shrimp cooked this rice 👩🍳👩🍳👩🍳#i hope y all enjoy this just like i did while drawing it#blasted in my headphones alibi the whole time i drew this ‼️‼️‼️‼️#I JUST KÏLLED A MAN SHE S MY ALIBIIIIIIIII 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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