#sexually active

[klinefelterrible]

If I were a sexually active wizard I'd keep on my bed stand a fishbowl full of KY with a very slippery magic goldfish flamboyancing inside

If I were a witch I wouldn't need anything because I would be constantly horny because of my chosen gothic slutty outfit and the impact it would make on people

If I were a luggage I would eat bad people and spit money and clean laundry on those in need

If I were a female luggage I would wear high heels and the very last thing bad people would hear is the click-click-click-click-click of a thousand feet in heels and then they'd die - and then I'd spit clean laundry on those in need (or not, because I would be a bitch)

[inspectorspacetimerevisited]

It’s quite rare that the Inspector actually acknowledges

that he/she has issues with relationships, despite how active he/she has been with his/her Associates in the past.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[tenth-sentence]

The Norwich Census of the Poor of 1570 categorised women as single, married, widowed, deserted, and as 'grass wenches' – sexually active unmarried women, sometimes with bastard children.

"Normal Women: 900 Years of Making History" - Philippa Gregory

[idolomantises]

Does it like, annoy anyone else when a story presents itself as "feminist" and "progressive", but also punches down on women who are sex workers or sexually active.

[nova-patient45]

https://novapatientcare.com/what-you-should-know-before-std-testing

What You Should Know Before STD Testing

Sexually transmitted diseases are infections that are transmitted through intercourse. STDs are common — with millions of new infections occurring each year. However, STDs do not always cause symptoms or only cause mild symptoms, which means a sexually active person may have an infection and not know it. Hence, routine testing for STDs is crucial for wellness and prevention.

[erebusvincent]

[wiki-fight]

[boysaremytoys]

one time someone asked me “are you sexually open-minded?” and i immediately saw through that and said “i’m adventurous. but i know what i like and i won’t do something just because someone else wants me to” and sure enough, he ghosted. that was not “oh, we’re both doms, looks like we’re not compatible,” that was “i want to take advantage of someone with sufficiently low standards or experience that she’ll go along with whatever i want, and you won’t let me get away with that”. his was such an underhanded, leading question because no one wants to say they’re closed-minded, but having different desires from someone else is not being closed-minded. you’re allowed to be uncomfortable with or uninterested in trying a sexual act. i wonder how “open-minded” he would have been to my desires. be careful. even if you’re a sub who likes pleasing—especially then—don’t let anyone manipulate you.

[heartless-aro]

Friendly reminder that the same general concept of “action doesn’t equal attraction” applies to inaction too! Plenty of alloromantic allosexual people are not sexually active. And being aromantic doesn’t inherently make an allosexual person “more sexual.”

Alloaros who don’t have sex or who haven’t had it yet are no less alloaro than those who have had sex. Sex repulsed and sex averse alloaros, celibate alloaros, alloaros who aren’t ready for sexual intimacy, alloaros who haven’t found someone they’re sexually compatible with, alloaros who find sex triggering for any reason, and any other alloaros who aren’t sexually active are STILL alloaro. You don’t have to prove your identity to anyone to be who you are!

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

Like all of tumblr, aparently: we 💜 love ✡️jews✡️ and we would 👊 punch nazis and we reblog five 5️⃣ different haukkah 🕎 posts a year we are like so progresive 💁✨️

Also all of tumblr, aparently: death to all jews 🚫✡️ if you're a jewish person who lives in IsNotRaEl then you're an evil 👺 bad jew and you deserve to be raped and murdered ☠️☠️ what? You fled to israel because we were murdering you by the millions??? Well you should have all died lol ☠️☠️ happy hanukkah btw 🕎

[rotzaprachim]

all the people who’ve decided to spend the last week harassing diasporic Jews and unveiling mass antisemitism in a now socially appropriate way have done such hard work for the Zionism fandom.

[mandatory-ftmbreeder]

i’ve also been taking a lot of creampies lately so let me remind you all that T IS NOT BIRTH CONTROL EVEN IF YOU’VE BEEN ON IT FOR LIKE 5 YEARS.

T merely REDUCES the odds of you getting pregnant but does not REMOVE the odds of getting pregnant.

There is birth control you can take that won’t fuck with your hormones. I take heather and its pretty inexpensive, like $20-$30 for a 90 day supply with goodrx in my area.

When it comes to sex just assume that your t is offering you 0 protection against pregnancy. because i KNOW you little shits all have huge breeding kinks and you wanna get creampied (i am also a little shit) but most of us are not trying to actually become an mpreg fanfic protag and pop out a ton of babies.

[eddiegettingshot]

#controversial #startingdiscourse i do think it's funny that buck buckley is on screen canonically struggling a lot with what it means to be bisexual and hasn't even called himself anything but an Ally and possibly attached a lot of his sexuality to his relationship and has not yet put together Who He Really Is and What He Really Wants, all of which is incredibly interesting with a lot of conflict and opportunity for character exploration, but we forego discussing any of this in great depth (buck gets to be happy and relieved) and instead every other day litigate pure fanon around eddie's sexuality in a way that's pretty much entirely unfounded in the text at this point and also very obviously is influenced by shit people want to say about his racial and cultural background. But anyway

[gnometa233]

"we need more weird queers" Y'ALL CANT EVEN HANDLE LESBIANS SAYING THEY EXCLUDE MEN.

[queer-cartoons-quotes]

The main criticisms I see about Timebomb are either that Jinx is mentally unstable and her staying with someone hinders her development or that they are a straight couple so that's why it's already bad and toxic, and I wonder how slowly I need to speak so they understand what the problem is