#severly fucked

[mywastelandperfection]

[bamsara]

I have to turn this thrift store dress into a grungy fairy lookin type of outfit that will actually keep the wearer cool in all-day veryhot weather in under a week so I'm throwing the plans here

It's like a cosplay crunch except more renaissancey idk

[loveipromiseimnotinsane]

Putting Jasmine Cephas Jones' character Swan in a relationship with a hot women she gets to kiss is LMMs apology for when she played Maria and had to make out with him every night

[sameschmidtdiffname]

"Bay over Bae is most ethica-" ethic my nuts, give me the blue haired lesbian you fucking homophobe.

[wizardpink]

I don't need a reason baby,

Put your arms around me,

Hold me real close,

Clap me in irons.

Them Crooked Vultures - Caligulove

IWTV - s2e5, s2e8, s2e6, s2e5, s2e4

[ganondoodle]

riot making arcane the main canon is honestly the stupidest and most unnecessary move, its taken alot of enjoyment from the show for me bc now instead of seeing it as a really well made fanfiction that i can just sit back and enjoy the reinterpretations of without worry i keep thinking how whatever they do is gonna fuck with canon and how much is retconned bc of it

they didnt even finish the other, waht 10 year old now?, retcon and now they are doing it again?? what for?? literally nothing is gained from forcing it all into arcanes interpretation- even if they want to bring more characters the show made up into the game you can do that without having to make the show the center of everything; i might have stopped playign the game but i still care about some of the characters and stories, the lore and worldbuilding is what i enjoyed most of any league stuff, all of which is now on thin ice (granted, it has been since they started to fire their writers, but now even the work they did might not even stay), it hurts to see things you loved being thrown into the garbage for no reason, whatever time i spent thinking and caring about it essentially wasted, deemed that what i cared about didnt matter at all (hhhh similarly so with totk, what is it with these things happening to the few things i ever liked ......)

[giddythekitty]

you nasty liar, lying that we have full control over everything, if life was like you say then everyone could be in their own reality and could have a different president but the entire world experienced one president. liar liar liar

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[roachemoji]

my summary of the novel Annihalation by Jeff Vandermeer

[the---hermit]

From the fool who added handwritten notes on a non-fiction book of which the translation was lacking in useful context, we now present translating the entirety of the epic musical because my non english speaking family NEEDs to know how good this is by a writing point of view. And yes as you can tell I am that fool.

[teenagemutantninjatrauma]

places they should send Agent John Bishop:

-- bottom of the ocean

-- suspiciously empty space station

-- zombie apocalypse scenario

-- something akin to Lethal Company / Pressure / SCP Containment Breach, that kind of game, that kind of space. go collect scraps and deal with weird monsters clone boy

-- body snatcher scenario

[ramenwithbroccoli]

what if i found your severed finger and kept it in a neat little box near my bed to take out when the nighttime comes and hold it and imagine you're here because that's the only connection i can allow myself to you in fear of falling even more in love with a person i can't let myself be with due to internal morals installed by faith that i used to purge myself free of sinful thoughts in unwelcoming society instead of accepting the harsh truth of who i trurly am. and we were both girls.

[sadclowncentral]

twink death? like in the picture ot dorian gray (1890)?

[caffeinatedopossum]

I kind of hate how just because I don't subscribe to any religion or believe in any specific god, people assume that means that I *disbelieve* in god(s)

I simply don't have much reason to think about whether or not there's a god, besides when I just want to enjoy some good old philosophical/hypothetical thinking or conversations.

Like people will hear I'm not Christian and go "how come you don't believe in god?" like no, no you misunderstand me. I don't NOT believe in god, I just don't believe in *your* god. And if your god is real, then it changes nothing about how I'm going to live my life. The Christian god is an ass and not someone I'm going to worship. I'm just gonna spend my life trying to do good, and if your god doesn't like that, then he's not a very good god, is he?

[catfacedcat]

i wanted to draw this out cuz it gave me an idea

[a-drama-addict]

“dont worry thats my son”

[ganondoodle]

saw an older post from @golvio talking about miasma in totk (engl gloom..) and mentioned miasma RAIN

and it just kidna lead me to think up more stuff for the game that would have been so logical and cool as hell

if you have played kingdom two crowns, its basically about building a kingdom and defeating some weird goo monsters (idk the lore that well unfortunately) that spawn through portals each night, and once you destroy a portal there will be a bloodmoon night in which they attack wayy stronger

so what if instead of the bloodmoon being only that one cutscene to respawn enemies and clear cache, what if the whole night was coated in a red glow with the bloomoon looming over you the entire time and the cool ass cloud moving super fast effect from botw, with monsters spawning en masse, maybe even unique ones that arent seen anywhere else- or maybe rarely underground, this red night being the only time they will be able to spawn on the surface and the sky- NPCs running to hide and barricade themselves (so the outpost in front of hyrule castle actually has .. a function) and it beign an actual danger to you as well miasma rain being a possible special weather condition either happenign only during those bloodmoon nights or perhaps a few nights in advance to subtly warn you about whats to come soon, with the rains effects being that it slowly takes your health like acid rain if you stand in it for too long, and rarely a bloodmoon enemy spawning already, to give you a clear taste and warning of the coming night, they could form from the puddles building up from the rain!!

once the sun rises it will all calm down, maybe with a tiny cutscene using the good ol sunrise music from ww and showing people opening the gates of the towns again to transition the game from that event to a reset version again

it wouldnt just serve to make the gameplay and world more alive it would also help the narrative (not going into the HUGE problems i have with it in the canon game again) it would actually make it FEEL like you are living in a world on the brink of being swallowed by miasma and mosnters- botw was a looming threat in the background, with the security of zelda keeping it at bay but it still was there and in tone with the theme of the game (cough cough unlike some other newer game)- it would only make sense to then make totk be one where you actualy live through the catastrophe and try to find out its roots and help adress the core issue bC GODDAMN WHAT A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY IT WAS TO CONTINUE THE SUBLTE BUILD UP FROM BOTW INTO A MUCH MORE NUANCED AND INTERESTING STORY TO F-