#serve your master

[mysuperiors]

That’s right. Look at me while you serve. I want to see devotion in those eyes. 

[daddysroyalwhore]

If you’ve had a bad day, just remember that I’ll be at the door waiting to serve you on my knees.

[popshollywood420]

Hey, good morning to all you smokers, you tokers, and you jokers. You loners, you rejects, and you freaks. You lovers, you haters, and you misfits in general. I hope you all have a wonderful day and always remember that the best thing you can ever do for anyone is give of your best self to them

because the best time ever spent is spent helping others. May whatever God you serve keep you safe and healthy today.

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Jazz: And that's why we need your help in taking my brother's custody away from Vlad Masters. Two Face, former DA and NOT a family lawyer: Kid, I don't know how to tell you this... Jazz, deflating with a sad puppy look on her face: Two Face: Fuck it, where does the bastard live, kid? I'll get your brother back.

[ashinaisshin]

Alucard’s bat transformation 🦇 Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (1997), dev. Konami

[dranka]

The Betrayer ✨

[fag4arabs]

You say what, fag? Not at home for me now? Make sure your whorish holes are available for me! I am on my way and you better make sure you are ready for my Arab Cock! I don’t care where you are right now. Just be there in time. I am very angry and need to relief some stress. Cum deep inside you, filthy slut

[heuldoch7b]

skitty oc castellanus-47

[witchofthemidlands]

one master was played by the same dude during the end of 4's, 5, 6 & 7's eras so basically what i am saying is that dhawan!master should be 15's master, sacha dhawan was not the master for long enough.

[leviathanswingman]

the louis vuitton demon thigh high boots????

[mysuperiors]

If He outranks you in the hierarchy, then your place when you are in His presence is on your knees. He may smack you a few times to help you understand this. When He does, the proper response is “Thank you, Sir.” The fact that He has paid you any attention at all is a gift.

[fourswords]

things you have to do in different games in order to wield the master sword:

gather the three pendants of virtue from across the land in order to be deemed worthy of wielding it (alttp/albw)

be put into a coma by the sword for seven years because you literally weren't even ready to wield it (oot)

conquer the tower of the gods and be deemed worthy by the literal gods themselves so they'll give you access to the place where the master sword is hidden (wind waker)

have at least thirteen hearts so the sword doesn't straight up deem you unworthy and flatline you on the spot (botw)

things you have to do in the four swords games in order to wield the four sword:

walk up to the sword after being very conveniently led there by zelda. in both games

draw it

profit👍

there's the very ominous "So you accept the fate of the one who draws this sword?" question in fsa but we don't worry about that

[phoenixcatch7]

Every time I go to hyrule castle I remember that video about the royal guard weapons and how they were shiekah tech created to mimic the master sword (and failed - they're powerful but brittle and no more effective against the calamity than anything else). And I just remember the little detail of the wings on the hilt. On the master sword, they face up when the blade points down. On the royal guard weapons, they face up when the blade points up.

And to me, that little detail is very indicative of what they thought about the hero and the cycle.

The wings face up when fi is at rest. Waiting. Sealing. Not lifted.

For them, their swords face up when they brandish them, when they raise them against their enemies, when they wave them around and cheer.

That's what they think the hero does. That's what they think they can replicate and take for themselves.

That's not what a hero does at all.

Sure, he spends a lot of time doing that, but it's a fraction of the whole. The hero does not do it for glory or pay or fame. He is kind. He helps everyone who asks. He gets things for little kids and listens to their stories and helps people find their pets and goes out of his way to leave the stranger a little happier them when they met. He spends hours crawling through mazes and enemies to find something he can use later.

He does not raise his sword in anger. The job is not done once the villain of the day is skewered on his sword. It needs to be sealed, the darkness pushed back until the next generations can take up the call. It's passing on the torch to yourself. The master sword must seal evil during those intervening centuries.

The heroes soul is one, by breath of the wild, long forged in faith and love and determination and the flames of war and loss. The curse of demise makes it so that only one strong enough to stand against it can push it back. The heroes soul is one that is pure. It's a long reset game, and everyone knows the way it plays out.

And under rhoam, hyrule believes it knows all there is to know about the hero and the cycle. It thinks that it can shove the pieces where it wants them, that with the aid of the ancient technology it can force the warnings of history to bend to it's desire. It thinks enough violence will solve the problem entirely. It makes the master sword mimics with the blades facing up.

And it gets it wrong.

The hero reduced to a silent weapon, a shadow of the royal family, the princess helpless and unable to act, unable to access her own power.

It tries to force the issue with manpower and restrictions and piling societal pressure on the children, and hyrule falls.

Immediately, zelda is able to unlock and channel the full extent of her power, she can make a plan and not have it dismissed, she sends link to safety and travels hyrule setting the parts of a constantly moving puzzle into place, she meets ancient spirits and talks with the master sword and seals ganon on her own for the century it takes for link to return.

When he does, rhoam does not order link to save the princess. He does not pile titles and restrictions and pressures on him. He asks him to save his daughter. The hero finally gets to act at his own pace, and he chooses kindness. He chooses to go out of his way to talk to people outside his station, to listen to kids stories and leave strangers a little happier than when they met. He gathers allies loyal out of trust and not forced respect for things he hasn't done yet.

By choosing kindness and not violence (though there is an incredible amount of both), link becomes able to defeat the calamity and save zelda and the kingdom. Zelda is able to guide him and trust him to come. By working together as respected equals, they save the world.

And afterwards, the master sword is returned to her pedestal, triumphant, blade down and wings raised high.

[emichiis]

pov : you are the 100 th demon the pilgrims encountered this afternoon

[shinelikethunder]

so SPN and X-Files have a lot of shared DNA, but one of the weirder things they have in common is a main duo with insane sexual & romantic tension that i enjoy the hell out of and... never ever want resolved onscreen. neither relationshipper nor noromo but a secret third thing (actively wanted X-Files to straightbait me FOREVER without ever making Mulder and Scully an item). perceiver & enjoyer of all the wild-ass wincest vibes, but what i want out of Supernatural itself isn't brotherfucking, it's Sam and Dean continuing to be insane about each other while playing increasingly high-risk and psychologically-convoluted games of incest chicken. in fanfiction all bets are off, but in neither case did i want canon to either Go There OR go unambiguously platonic.

of course, in both cases i got what i wanted for a while and then didn't, but lol that X-Files only went there at the point where going there was the least of its betrayals & disappointments, whereas SPN picked the EXTREMELY normal option of "the brothers are married, platonically, and they no longer get to be horny but no one else does either."

[doodledex-project]

Doodledex - #503-A Hisuian Samurott

Oshawott wound up being the Water-type starter for Legends: Arceus, and this is a choice that definitely makes a lot of sense! Despite being the starter of a region based on New York City (and the surrounding area), Samurott is pretty darn Japanese... I mean, "samurai" is literally in its English name! (Of course, this was done on purpose as part of Gen 5's starter theming showing off the diversity of the region, but still.)

Of course, there's no good way to make a Hisuian Samurott more historically Japanese as a result... so it winds up living up more to its Japanese name (Daikenki, which is either "great sword demon" or "great devilish swordsman" depending on how you read it) and has the Dark type added to it! This means that Samurott from Hisui are a lot less bound to honor than Unovan ones, and will often resort to dirty tricks and surprise attacks to win battles! (And this isn't exactly fun to be on the receiving end of... a Hisuian Samurott's attacks are compared to the ceaseless crashing of waves!)