#seriously; what the fuck

[starchaser667]

Hey so, has anyone else like , , , thought about this??

Because I have,

And it's making me incredibly anxious

[juney-blues]

estrogen will turn you into an anime girl. your imperfect fleshy body will melt away and be replaced with immaculate linework. your eyes will become the size of tennis balls. your hair will shine every colour of the rainbow. every time you move a poor overworked animator will only be paid 10 yen per frame.

[mysweetsinfulobsessions]

By Palsonart on X

[simoondraws]

Are they flirting or ...what are they even doing?🤨

[demaparbat-hp]

Crush, crush, crush!

[xxgwenstacyxx]

y'all...

[mipexch]

I WAS MADE FOR YOU // YOU WERE MADE FOR ME

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Dolly’s Thoughtful (and Slightly Gross) Gifts

If you’ve ever had a dog with a very generous heart (and a slightly wild streak), then you’ll understand the mix of emotions that comes with receiving a “gift” from them. I’m not talking about a squeaky toy or a shoe dragged out of the closet. Oh no. I’m talking about the kind of gift that once had a heartbeat.

Let me introduce you to Dolly, my one-year-old Corgi. She’s adorable, spunky, dramatic, and clearly on a mission to prove her worth as a mighty little hunter. And man, does she deliver—literally.

Her latest offerings?

A mouse.

And a salamander.

Delivered with the proudest little wiggle you’ve ever seen.

Now, if you’ve never had the pleasure of receiving a freshly caught critter as a token of love, let me set the scene. I’m minding my business—maybe watering plants or sipping my coffee—when in comes Dolly, all excitement and tail wags, eyes twinkling with pride. She drops her “treasure” right at my feet like, “Behold, my queen. I have slayed this beast for you!”

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Meanwhile, I’m standing there like, “That’s…a tail. That’s a little tail. Still twitching. Oh God.”

And here’s the kicker—Jenny, my other dog, looks at Dolly like she’s completely lost her mind. Jenny’s idea of a good day is snuggling, napping, and sniffing the couch cushions. She wants nothing to do with Dolly’s wild child adventures. I imagine she gives Dolly side-eyes that say, “You’re gonna get us both kicked out.”

But as squeamish as I am, I get it. Dolly isn’t being gross on purpose. In her mind, she’s contributing to the household. Protecting her turf. Showing me love the only way she knows how—with tiny dead things. Which, you know, is kind of sweet? In a horror movie sort of way?

Honestly, it makes me laugh. It reminds me not to take life too seriously. It also reminds me to check the hallway before walking barefoot.

Life is full of little surprises…Some are big, like navigating divorce or planning a new chapter in El Salvador. Others are small—and slightly squishy. But all of them are reminders that I’m alive, rebuilding, and surrounded by love, even if it sometimes comes in the form of a limp salamander.

So here’s to Dolly, the Mighty Hunter of Glen Burnie.

Thank you for your gifts.

Please stop bringing them inside.

Source: Dolly’s Thoughtful (and Slightly Gross) Gifts

[queerpanicking]

freedom of religion or whatever

[lichenteeth]

fuck gender I’m not even human dude

[demigods-posts]

i'm one hundred percent certain that after percy and annabeth made out underwater. and he wanted to make their relationship official. the question was not "will you be my girlfriend?" but "can i be your boyfriend?" i don't care what the canon says. percy gave annabeth the space to take the lead in the relationship. because after a lifetime of being abandoned by everyone she dared to care for. and then watching her on the brink of a panic attack at the thought of losing him the last four years. he wanted to honor a new beginning between them by follow her lead and moving at her pace.

[unofficial-project-2025]

GAY FURRY HACKERS HACKED THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION AND RELEASED THE FOLLOWING CHAT LOGS. WHAT THE FUCK.

EDIT: https://files.catbox.moe/i0tkbp.txt here's the entire chatlog.

EDIT 2:

Since this post is gaining traction, I'm adding a link to a good summary of Project 2025.

[strangepersonhere]

Being aroace is so cool, but so, so hard sometimes. Watching all the persons you hold dear finding *their* person. Grieving the idea of an allo relationship. Realizing that, maybe, somehow, you're the second choice fo everyone. Because friends are great, but **lovers** are the goal in our society.

Most of the time, i am sooo happy to be aroace. And then, when im alone in bed, at 3 am, i find myself crying by fear of being alone.

And I think it's normal. It's grieving a certain way of thinking. And it's hard, especially when you were raised this way, and that everyone keeps doubting your identity.

So yeah. Shout-out to all the aroace people, wanting a deeper connection, without wanting romantic love.

I love y'all

[forgetful-nerd]

We've all talked about Leo and his affinity with being thrown through windows, but has anyone else notice how frequently Raph get eye trauma?

[erinwantstowrite]

itsy bitsy peter!!

i fear peter has always been a strange child

[thecryptidzenith]

When Schrodinger was talking about the cat in box that's both alive and dead, he was talking about Kalina. She's a goddess's familiar, she's a plague, she worked for Fantasy MI6, she died, she came back, she got rage stared, she snapped her own neck, she came back as the companion for a god borne from a Fantasy Mormon child's misplaced belief. She's alive and dead, good and evil. She worked tirelessly for 800 years towards one goal and then fucking abandoned it (maybe.) Her goddess thinks she can fix her. Her goddess's wife always hated her. She is everyone's problem at all times and holy shit is she a Problem. What a fucking legend.

[vala-dreams]

Optimus Prime goes insane in every universe but especially in Transformers One because it's incredibly funny that he was also like the guy getting chased by cops for breaking and entering the library and causing massive amounts of property damage trying to escape every time. Like less than a week ago you saw this guy flipping off Darkwing the asshole robocop while escaping with an armful of burgers or something and now he's like Jesus????

You've personally seen this guy eat dirt after tripping down a flight of stairs and suddenly now he's the government. God chosen government. A holy martyr brought back to life to become the government. What the fuck.

And also D-16 his mentally stable bff who may or may not be his boyfriend went apeshit and killed a guy on live television