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thecryptidzenith · 12 hours ago

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if i could figure out how people interact and sewing machines work i would be unstoppable

#yes #i am unstoppable #this is a threat

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thecryptidzenith · 16 hours ago

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Fic writers, put in the tags what the difference in hits is between your most and least viewed fics. Mine is 7,720 (7,779-59).

#…#86176 #86339-163 #these are not in the same fandom #also i’m a long fic girlie

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thecryptidzenith · 3 days ago

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Ahh this is so truee

#NEVER FALLING FOR THE PROPOGANDA PLOT MY BELOVED #THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU #GIMME ALL THE SCHEMES AND SHENANIGANS AND PLANS

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thecryptidzenith · 4 days ago

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worst trend of the 2010s: media that thinks its destroying the political commentary game

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thecryptidzenith · 7 days ago

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looking for opinions both from americans and non-americans: what would you consider to be the big 4 american cities in terms of like, vibes-based cultural impact?

#anyone whose top 3 is not NYC Chicago LA knows nothing #for number 4 i would say Orlando but you could say Atlanta or Dallas or San Antonio or New Orleans or something and i would agree #though i would specify that the 4th city should be Southern because then you get the Range #but i picked Orlando because in addition to being Florida(TM) it’s also got all the theme parks #huge cultural impact there #and yes. i am american.

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thecryptidzenith · 9 days ago

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thecryptidzenith · 11 days ago

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Every time someone comments on my old fic, i feel like I'm an old actor getting paid residuals. Appreciate you, old-fic-commenters. Key source of emotional income, tbh.

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thecryptidzenith · 11 days ago

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“I use character AI because there are no fics on AO3 that have what I want-“

✨ WRITE THEM YOURSELF ✨

#character AI isn't good at writing either

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thecryptidzenith · 13 days ago

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thecryptidzenith · 14 days ago

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"Who is Eden?"

"Someone they left to die," said God, wearily.

Jod is @worldfamoustroll

Alecto and photos by me!

#stunning

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thecryptidzenith · 15 days ago

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No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

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thecryptidzenith · 16 days ago

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