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libelula202 · 1 year ago

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I have worked in a grocery store for 12 years, and have worked in food for 15+(meaning I’ve had my safe food handlers card for that same length of time)

Do NOT buy bulging food.

Any product that has a dome, whether can or plastic or other, is NOT safe to eat.

Any product with a tear in the packaging that exposes the food is NOT safe to eat.

Any good in the refrigerated section that is warm to the touch is NOT safe to eat.

Any food that has staining on the packaging, maybe just from an item that leaked on it?, I wouldn’t eat. Technically it’s safe to sell, but be wary.

Also the stories I could tell…like how TECHNICALLY (horrifyingly) refrigerated food that’s been sitting out for over 4 hours, as long as it’s temping under 41F, can still “safely” be sold. 👀

Be careful kids, and be aware of safe food handling! Even if you don’t work with food it’s SO important to know.

My states Food Handlers Course is free to take, you pay $10 AT THE END to get the actual certification. But anyone can take the test. And get the knowledge. Including basic kitchen safety like how to thaw frozen food, how to separate cutting boards, and how to store food in the fridge.

You don’t know you’re lacking knowledge until you learn. So please learn.

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

#food #ready to eat food #rte good #food handlers card #food workers #safe food handling #grocery store #food safety #seriously take the course #it could save you from gastrointestinal distress!

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roninkairi · 2 years ago

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You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche

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amygdalae · 10 months ago

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wild boars are so cool and badass just look at those things. why does nobody seem to take them seriously theyre up there with bears and wolves in terms of being so strong and hairy and awesome. AND theyre omnivores? wow. the talent. the range. we could learn a lot from them I think

#ik people who live where they roam absolutely take them seriously of course. but they deserve more widespread hype

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hinamie · 5 months ago

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thank u canon plant nerd megumi for my life

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#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #megumi fushiguro #itafushi #fushiguro megumi #yuji itadori #fanart #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #itadori yuuji #megumi #yuuji #middle one FOUGHT oh my god #angle/arm position/watering can/expression NONE of it wld go right #took 2 hours to get the lines only to realize upon laying down flats that it was still Completely off #so i took a break to bake an entire cake came back n finally it started cooperating #tbh idk if im still shaking off ytd's weird funk or what but this took ages longer than it should have #but its ok bc florist/botanist/general plant nerd megu is free serotonin 2 me #i could not decide on one apron 2 give him #but then i remembered he is th type 2 take his hobby Very seriously of course he would own multiple #looks at the hydrangeas listen . listen I Know i ws bemoaning having 2 draw so many cursing their name etc etc #but u dont understand he had to be holding one he just had to. he told me so. he held a gun 2 my head and said U Know What To Do #and i said ok ok ok ok #there r only 2 i survived #and i wld do anything fr him as we well know . cuffs his jeans puts leaves in his hair <3 #jjk may have given me trust issues depression anxiety etc but it Also gave me flowerboy megu and i think that balances it out :)#edit added the bonus here bc reblogs dont show up in the main tags enjoy itfs gross flirting mwah <3

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gunstellations · 8 months ago

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its sonics turn! 👅

#sonadow #shadow takes his job very seriously #do not test a guy who has a 20 step skincare routine #sonic is definitely a scruffy little thing who damn near never brushes himself #shadow will make sure!!! that he is left shiny and smelling like freshly ironed laundry instead of dirt #idk there is something so....cute about this that i have never thought about before and i think shadow despite being a hybrid is #much better at doing things like this and less bashful compared to sonic who is just a stinky guy by default #he would be grumpy but very nurturing. i think it would give him a sense of calm to bond like this #sonics of course a little taken aback at his enthusiasm but its a pleasantly welcome surprise from someone like shadow esp #idk what level the relation between them would have to have progressed to for sth like this to even happen but yknow #simply. when he licc. it makes my heart melt #i almost cried drawing this.....i love shadow....#almost forgot to tag #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #my art

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copypastus · 9 months ago

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What if acotar antagonists got the same level of justification as our 'heroes' from the Night Court did?

#my art #acotar #acotar fanart #amarantha #prythian's best worst girl #keir #beron vanserra #anti rhysand #posting this on april 1st pls don't take their excuses TOO seriously #is just so silly to me rhys can excuse anything he does with a 12 page monologue and 2 tears #keir can cry the two tears too!#amarantha can give you a choice between doing what she wants and horrible suffering #but it's YOUR CHOICE of course #kinda like 'go die in the human lands or get locked in the house of wind' :)#with beron i'm just indulging myself

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vibinginthebg · 3 months ago

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Still some doodles of them :DD

#What's great with tua is that you can make any aus and say that it was one of the canon Timelines #five hargreeves #ofc he is the easiest one for me to draw I can't draw adults to save my life dshjds #Viktor Hargreeves #he deserves to be more violent on screen #allison hargreeves #there is one braincell for all the siblings and she has it most of the time help her #diego hargreeves #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #my art #once again do not take this too seriously it's like half au/half hcs #idk how to explain but for me Five is as 58 as he is 13 #He's making the biggest effort to tell his siblings where he goes for once #while bringing a gun of course #Luther and Diego makes me wanna jump off a roof to draw but I love them a lot too #tua #tua fanart #the umbrella academy fanart #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #hargreeves siblings #the hargreeves #they make me very emotionnal I love them #ghost ben I miss you #I miss you sm n6 Ben #I shouldn't have given Klaus a shirt it was a reflex sorry Klaus #disclaimer I don't draw with references sorry I really try to :'))#they don't have the same faces every two doodles it's normal for now ahah

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the-burgah · 8 months ago

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tiredly shunting this slop here in the hope that people are less insufferable than on twitter

#lancer #mech #lancer rpg #lancer project #ms paint #some shit a CFN pilot who just learned how to use omninet adapters would post #worldbuilding #not my actual opinion on mech design of course #if you take the term “reactionary unionite chassis” seriously thats on you #mecha

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david-tennant-in-chairs · 2 months ago

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Old habits die hard

1998 (age 27) and 2024 (age 53)

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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*tries to organize my thoughts*

*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*

*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*

(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next

#i marie kondoed my thoughts and *i* feel great. but now my stream-of-consciousness has escaped containment #so many innocent bystanders at stake #every time i try to organize my thoughts i run out of plastic bins and have to make a trip to the container store where i get even more dis #racted so. you can't just hand me THIS brain and NO catalogue OR library classification system #and expect me to single-handedly sort through all this nonsense? bad form but fucking form not in my job description #aNYways. formal education sure did a FUCKING NUMBER on us huh #(a number i measure not in gpa or dollars of student debt.#but in the number of therapy sessions & medical debt it will take to recover.)#seriously folks. our education systems are...innately traumatizing for a huge number of students. and we NEED to address this.#the fact that it is culturally common for adults to have anxiety nightmares about school/exams...even decades later?#that is not cute. it is Alarming.#no one--much less entire generations--should be spending their developmental years in an environment of chronic stress & pressure & strain #and yet that is the reality for millions and millions of pre-teen and teenage and young adult students #this isn't healthy and it serves and empowers NO ONE #...except of course the many exploitative educational & financial & debt-collecting institutions thriving from the current balance of power #and of course it's a nefarious and powerful way to sabotage/erase the middle class #which billionaires and the wealth-inequality creators they finance couldn't possibly have any noteworthy interest in whatsoever #it's not like there's an elite group of people with huge financial incentives to drain/steal resources from the masses...#anyways sorry for going all Conspiracy Theory on you.#obviously the billionaires who control the vast majority of our resources and news and political campaign funding #are not tied to every single itty bitty social issue and i'm a silly billy to imply it #please tell elon musk to ignore this tweet i am so subservient and acquiescent #mr musky u r so good at inheriting slavery-built mining fortunes & buying other people's companies #& building rocket ships & fancy cars that do NOT explode/catch fire & also NOT running billion dollar companies into the ground #mr musky u r so talented genius billionaire playboy with 10 kids and ex-wives who find you creepy af babe u r basically iron man

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my-name-is-apollo · 3 months ago

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Anyway, didn't find the vase painting I was looking for, but I did find one where Apollo is offering a flower to Hermes :D

(Hermes is behind the horses btw, just letting you know cause it took me a whole 10 seconds to figure that out)

#apollo #hermes #Apollo: *gives Hermes a flower*#Athena: seriously? right in front of my chariot?#what will Hermes do? accept the flower and put it in a vase at his home?#or would he take it and immediately try to eat it right in front of Apollo?#could go either way honestly #there's one with a very similar scene but it's Apollo offering a flower to Demeter (or Persephone)#of course giving flowers would be his love language amirite #hermapollo #best bros #vase painting #mine

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periwinkla · 4 months ago

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I implore you to imagine their anime voices here. /out of context wip from the narumitsu comic 💙❤️ PS. I'm going to post the wips on ko-fi first, as I don't need to care about the time to post stuff, so if you want to see them as soon as they're posted... -> here

#ace attorney #narumitsu #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #wrightworth #periwinkla #periwinkla wips #you know - the reason I love them is of course because they inspire each other and make the other better and stuff #but after that - it's because they're both the most lovable goofs that have ever goofed seriously they're too precious #the guy with the poker face that can say whatever with a straight face if he so wishes #and the other guy who is basically *done* with anyone he meets because everyone he meets is a piece of work #you know- it started by befriending larry and phoenix and it kinda snowballed from there #I mean Phoenix has Trucy Apollo and Athena who basically take care of the agency for him - but Edgeworth?#he has to bear with the weirdos of the prosecutor's office - you feel his pain?#he's done but also- he's resigned to his fate #and has partnered for life with the biggest piece of work there is

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the-girl-with-too-many-ideas · 3 months ago

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One thing that I've never seen people talk about is that Shen Jiu would want his body back. Sure, it may be irreparablely damaged and weak, but it's still his body. He never had any bodily autonomy until he joined Cang Qiong at seventeen, so he would fight tooth and nail to get it back rather than lose the right to his body again.

#idea dump #ramblings of a sleep deprived girl #mxtx svsss #svsss #scum villian self saving system #original shen qingqiu #shen jiu #People seem to forget that SQQ is not really SY's true body #and that SJ would want his body back regardless of how much he hates it #because it's his and there was a period of time where he was nothing but property so his body didn't LEGALLY belong to him #so of course he would be damned if he lost the right to his own body again #SJ would also not give a damn about SY #he wouldn't care that SY would probably die if he kicked him out #and the fact is that SJ does have the right to take his body back and kick SY out #because it's HIS body not SY's #SJ would absolutely despise SY for stealing his body regardless of wether he was willing or not #I've also never seen people take seriously the fact that to SJ every intimate act SY does is non-con #that every time SY and LBH become intimate it's actually considered SA to SJ #transmigration is horror #this is why I've said before that SY would be the villain from SJ's POV

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fisheito · 6 months ago

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still thinking about those promo pics where they locked the tops and bottoms in separate rooms

#tops: at the club (in the backroom making shady deals)#bottoms: having snacks in the bright marble atrium #'the vibes were toxic at the club' you said.#'aster sold me to tidal wave of summer (-1)' you said.#that room of tops is seriously terrifying i can't imagine them all stuck together in a tiny space GETTING ALONG #let them mingle with the others!! *opens the hatch on the cage of tops so they can roam free*#honestly wouldn't they all be happier in the free range airy enclosure??#more space means fewer territorial disputes :} dante and kuya might not overlap and thus they may fight less :}}}#because of course my first thought was YAKUMO HOW ARE YOU ALIVE AND SMILING IN THIS ROOM? BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP #all your friends/emotional support entities are in the other room #you should be serving garu another platter of sandwiches. what are you doing in the backroom with mafia boss dante #then i pointed at blade saying YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE EITHER. well. i mean. u kinda .can if you want. u can adapt pretty easily #well ok maybe i shouldn't be typecasting any of you. you can hang out in whichever room you want #but... are you only hanging out in the club because you're dressed in black?#and wearing black in that glass (i assume) room with the bottoms will be too warm?#that's ok!! you can take off your jackets? or change? or run around shirtless! who's gonna care!! eiden's certainly not gonna care #wait. where's eiden #is he somewhere else ? all alone? wearing a half black half white suit split down the middle? like a confused penguin?#LET! THEM! MINGLE!!! *opens the hatch on eiden's lonely enclosure as well*#nu carnival #the clan's all here! (almost)

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yueebby · 1 year ago

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emperor!gojo who is big tall scary man and all of the servants fuss over him and clan elders and enemies alike fear him, but then he is reduced to nothing but a lovesick puppy around you — a servant girl.

#of course you don’t take him seriously…… but he’s awfully persistent #my brother and i had a discussion about the shogunates and i have been obsessed with TAD so :3 #i want to write this out but do ppl even read royal!aus anymore??#kt.fantasies—!

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lilybug-02 · 6 months ago

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Artfight against @ejsuperstar ft. The Mad King and Chip. They're both so evil. I hope they have the most extravagant downfall of any onscreen villain.

This interaction is based on a little fic writing >:)

#For those who are reading the tags- Chip is ejsuperstar's Cookie Clicker OC. LIKE- COOKIE CLICKER. FROM DA GAME. IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT.#Okay now to talk in the comments #first of all. The fic is literally so good. I had the privilege to read it uwu #These two are literally so evil. They just show it in different ways.#Bravus in intimidation and cunning And then Chip with his manipulation and deceit.#Also the “Magic” vs “Science” motif here is so 👀😤✨💅#i mean. Bravus is from medieval times so of course he thinks anything like what Chip has is magic. But ALSO Magic 100% is real in his world #I think it'd be neat to keep my human's slitted irises. They look human- but just slightly off to make anyone in your AU notice #forgive my human facial anatomy *cries*#the *Poof* is a reference to fairly odd parents. LMAO #I'll post the speedpaint later if ur down! Videos always take so long for them to upload here #The Mad King #I am so happy with how this turned out. Like seriously. Took me about 3 hours???? idk i need to check #hope you like it. *bonks you*#I love how Chip is still intimating with a fricking cookie in his hand. Man looks so silly #art #my art #chip #deltarune #deltarune chara timeline #cookie clicker #cookie clicker oc

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