#seriously dude?

[obaby1310]

Sit on my face please

I’m just gonna file this under “how not to talk to women we’ve never spoken to before”

[lover-of-mine]

[trashcanniballecter]

No wonder Aziraphale didn't take the ride from Crowley. It was literally a 30 second walk back to his book shop

Circled is:

1. Azi’s Bookshop

2. The Dirty Donkey, where Crowley went to plan his holy water heist in 1967

“I work in Soho. I hear things. Especially when they’re being planned in the pub that’s just ONE SHOP AWAY FROM WHERE I LIVE, CROWLEY!”

Azi probably saw the Bentley parked on the street through his shop window. 🤣

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Imagine actually being so evil that you'd rather make sure your writers suffer financially instead of just paying them the pay they deserve. Hell truly has some seats reserved already, holy shit.

[angel-rem]

weed and groping night when ⁉️ marijuana and dry humping WHEN⁉️

[thelazyeditor-archive]

Sees his future wife and raises from the dead

[angrycheesegirl]

I think the biggest thing we lost when Fallout went 3D was the ability to target the groin in V.A.T.S. I cannot overstate the importance of being able to shoot someone in the dick in Fallout 1. There is nothing more personal, more gratifying, than landing a 95% to the groin. "We don't need that option anymore, we're not so juvenile" well I am. Give me the "Shoot Dick" option.

[huginsmemory]

Been thinking about how Bill legitimately had a horrifying reason (the literal progressive disintegration of the nightmare realm that erases whatever it disintegrates from existence completely) to move himself and his crew into a new dimension. Like that's terrifying. And yet he never utilizes this to his favour. He could have been honest about this with Ford, and you KNOW as long as Bill didn't mention plans of overtaking the earth, Ford would've made the portal for him, both out of Ford's own interest and because Ford when faced with these big moral questions will pull through. But this is a card Bill NEVER plays because although he needs to leave the dimension, he cannot lose face. He can't put aside his pride and admit to the humility that he needs to flee from his dimension, that he's not actually all powerful. And so instead he pretends to be a muse and when Ford figures out something else is going on, instead of being open and humble and saying that his dimension is unravelling, Bill focuses on that he's going to over take earth, that he's actually been a monster all along, surprise Ford!

And part of it is definitely because Bill's built himself up on power and violence and to grovel and earnestly ask for help, to admit that he cannot stop the unraveling of his dimension completely invalidates that; showing vulnerability? Can't do that, even under the guise of lying to get his way. And part of it makes you wonder if it's also a form of self-sabotage, because underneath his deep denial Bill is guilty over what he occurred; he sees himself as a monster and so he'll be that monster, and having people recognize that feels good in the same way that pressing a bruise feels good. But it makes you wonder what would've happened if Bill even just was open about his dimension unravelling and had lied about overtaking the earth.

It's also interesting because although Bill has SOME charisma and can manipulate people decently well (as evidenced by his cult, and pandering to people's desires with Ford, Mabel and Blendin), he refuses to be vulnerable, refuses to not be true to his off-putting self, even when if he was just vulnerable of pretended to not be himself, to put aside the (false) pride he has in himself he would've gotten a portal by now. and part of me wonders if it's because it's this false pride that built on insecurity and denial on who he is he cannot drop that mask.

Further thoughts on this!

[ohwowimlonley]

Y’all watch me have a breakdown over the sheer volume of shit I have to bake today

[andromeda-after-dark]

Honestly I’ve never come across a character people want pregnant more than batman which is kinda funny to me, especially in the context of superbat, like you’d think they’d take advantage to the cop out of alien biology to make Clark the one to be the carrier but nope, this 6ft 3 brick shithouse of a fully human man is too mother coded, he grew a working uterus out of spite

[bipolargreen]

YES 😂😂😂

[vanmarkus]

EDDIE DIAZ + his buck look™

[anna-scribbles]

callout post for the 5 year old girl I've been nannying she never lets me play as chat noir

[rainofthetwilight]

petition to call dragons rising ningaygo dragqueens rising

[shittyutmv]

why did he use the dt twice? is he stupid? geno and after by loverofpiggies id below

[ID: a rough drawing of geno sans quoting a tumblr post by @\n1ntendos. "I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO !!!!!!" he screams, before immediately turning back and saying "anyways." After (the other 8/9ths) is visible in the background saying, "can you stop doing that in public." End ID.]