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obaby1310 · 6 months ago
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Sit on my face please
I’m just gonna file this under “how not to talk to women we’ve never spoken to before”
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lover-of-mine · 1 year ago
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trashcanniballecter · 2 years ago
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No wonder Aziraphale didn't take the ride from Crowley. It was literally a 30 second walk back to his book shop
Circled is:
1. Azi’s Bookshop
2. The Dirty Donkey, where Crowley went to plan his holy water heist in 1967
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“I work in Soho. I hear things. Especially when they’re being planned in the pub that’s just ONE SHOP AWAY FROM WHERE I LIVE, CROWLEY!”
Azi probably saw the Bentley parked on the street through his shop window. 🤣
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roninkairi · 2 years ago
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You can only reblog this today.*
*PLEASE READ THE TAGS
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thetimelordbatgirl · 2 years ago
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Imagine actually being so evil that you'd rather make sure your writers suffer financially instead of just paying them the pay they deserve. Hell truly has some seats reserved already, holy shit.
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balimaria · 2 months ago
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one day, I will set this right
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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month ago
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Cartoon Mikey =3
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I LOVE when he’s stupid shaped 💜
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thelazyeditor-archive · 2 years ago
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Sees his future wife and raises from the dead
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angrycheesegirl · 8 months ago
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I think the biggest thing we lost when Fallout went 3D was the ability to target the groin in V.A.T.S. I cannot overstate the importance of being able to shoot someone in the dick in Fallout 1. There is nothing more personal, more gratifying, than landing a 95% to the groin. "We don't need that option anymore, we're not so juvenile" well I am. Give me the "Shoot Dick" option.
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andromeda-after-dark · 3 months ago
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Honestly I’ve never come across a character people want pregnant more than batman which is kinda funny to me, especially in the context of superbat, like you’d think they’d take advantage to the cop out of alien biology to make Clark the one to be the carrier but nope, this 6ft 3 brick shithouse of a fully human man is too mother coded, he grew a working uterus out of spite
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huginsmemory · 4 months ago
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Been thinking about how Bill legitimately had a horrifying reason (the literal progressive disintegration of the nightmare realm that erases whatever it disintegrates from existence completely) to move himself and his crew into a new dimension. Like that's terrifying. And yet he never utilizes this to his favour. He could have been honest about this with Ford, and you KNOW as long as Bill didn't mention plans of overtaking the earth, Ford would've made the portal for him, both out of Ford's own interest and because Ford when faced with these big moral questions will pull through. But this is a card Bill NEVER plays because although he needs to leave the dimension, he cannot lose face. He can't put aside his pride and admit to the humility that he needs to flee from his dimension, that he's not actually all powerful. And so instead he pretends to be a muse and when Ford figures out something else is going on, instead of being open and humble and saying that his dimension is unravelling, Bill focuses on that he's going to over take earth, that he's actually been a monster all along, surprise Ford!
And part of it is definitely because Bill's built himself up on power and violence and to grovel and earnestly ask for help, to admit that he cannot stop the unraveling of his dimension completely invalidates that; showing vulnerability? Can't do that, even under the guise of lying to get his way. And part of it makes you wonder if it's also a form of self-sabotage, because underneath his deep denial Bill is guilty over what he occurred; he sees himself as a monster and so he'll be that monster, and having people recognize that feels good in the same way that pressing a bruise feels good. But it makes you wonder what would've happened if Bill even just was open about his dimension unravelling and had lied about overtaking the earth.
It's also interesting because although Bill has SOME charisma and can manipulate people decently well (as evidenced by his cult, and pandering to people's desires with Ford, Mabel and Blendin), he refuses to be vulnerable, refuses to not be true to his off-putting self, even when if he was just vulnerable of pretended to not be himself, to put aside the (false) pride he has in himself he would've gotten a portal by now. and part of me wonders if it's because it's this false pride that built on insecurity and denial on who he is he cannot drop that mask.
Further thoughts on this!
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ohwowimlonley · 2 years ago
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Y’all watch me have a breakdown over the sheer volume of shit I have to bake today
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bipolargreen · 3 months ago
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YES 😂😂😂
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jdorian · 6 months ago
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EDDIE DIAZ + his buck look™
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anna-scribbles · 5 months ago
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callout post for the 5 year old girl I've been nannying she never lets me play as chat noir
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stgroversfire · 1 month ago
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ive seen some posts suggesting that during the 13 years, lwj truly believed wwx would come back. i was always under the impression that lwj had accepted that wwx was gone, but refused to move on, never replacing the hole in his life where wwx was and remaining faithful to him while trying to do right by him in raising sizhui and helping the common people. i took lwj not burning joss paper as more of a personal inability to let wwx go. (i know mdzs q literally has lwj saying "he'll come back" but im not aware of that being in the novels)
all of that being preface to the fact that my favorite part about lwj is how he lived for wwx and tried to carry his legacy on all while knowing he'd never come back. to remind yourself of your greatest loss, even going to far as to brand that loss on your body; devoting everything you have to someone you'll never see again; resigning to never love anyone else, hurts so fucking bad i can't bear it. just the thought of living without my partner makes me feel sick, but to live in that loss for the rest of your life is almost cruel.
and idk i find that way more romantic than lwj truly believing wwx would come back and waiting for him in the literal sense.
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