#send help pls 😭😭😭

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Think you can create either headcanons or a short story for LoneFrontier (TxAk)? Like Texas teaches Alaska how to ride a horse on his ranch, or Texas had to confiscate an Alaskan Malamute from a neglectful owner and gives it to the larger state knowing that the heat could kill it. Its up to you honestly.

how about I do a little bit of each? :3

"Laska!! Open up!!" A familiar accent rang out from outside Alaska’s "Wilderness".

Alaska set down his wood carving and got up from his rocking chair, walking to the door. He opened his door and looked down to see Texas, who was wrapped up in heavy jacket and probably three layers of clothing. The shorter state appeared to having something wrapped up inside his coat. He let him in without hesitation.

"What’d ya you got there, lil buddy?" Asked the Last Frontier as he sat down on his bed, patting the space next to him.

Texas sat down next to Alaska, leaning into the warm hand that wormed its way under his shirts and hoodies to rub up and down his back. "Well…..I found a certain someone on the streets outside El Paso…wasn’t quite sure what to do wit’ him, he doesn’t quite belong in the desert…. Figured that ya might know what to do."

And with that, Texas unzipped his jacket and pulled out a small, fluffy Alaskan Malamute puppy. It couldn’t have been more than a few months old. Alaska’s gaze softened as he saw the poor pup. He gently took the puppy out of Texas’s arms, holding the little guy close.

"You said you found him where?"

"El Paso. Chihuahuan Desert. It ain’t as hot this time o’ year, but he still shouldn’t be there. Poor thing was left on the road. I’d take him but Texas ain’t no place for a Malamute like him." Texas explained, patting the poor pup on the head.

"Ah. Does he have any tags or a collar or anything?" Alaska asked, combing through the pup’s fur.

"No. Even if he did, I doubt that whatever pendejo (generously: idiot) abandoned him wouldn’t come get him back." Texas answered with a scowl.

"Fair enough….what kind of sick asshole would leave a winter dog in the desert…" Alaska sighed sadly… "I’ll take him, he’ll fit in just fine with the rest of the pack up in Alaska. They could always use another friend."

Texas seemed relieved at his partner’s answer, leaning up to peck him on the cheek. "Thanks amor…"

Alaska reached down to ruffle Texas’s hair, chuckling. "What should his name be? You found him, you get to decide."

"Oh! Uh…." Alaska could practically hear the gears turning in Texas’s head. "Maybe Blue?"

"Blue?" Alaska asked amusedly.

"Like the bluebonnets in my state. He looks like a Blue to me." Texas grinned in that oh so dumb way that Alaska loved.

"Blue it is, then."

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They have 13 fur/scale children: Alaska’s 5 malamutes (Balto, Togo, Fido, Snowflake, and now Blue), and Texas’s German Shepherd (Sam), his Australian shepherd (Lacy), his chihuahua (Maria/Spawn of Satan), his cat (Lulu. She’s a bitch.), and his coachwhip snake (his name is Princess. (actually his original name was Noodle but Texas called him "Princess" once and the name stuck)), and his horses Ranger (American Quarterhorse, has an attitude), Bella (Appaloosa, an absolute angel) and Ruben (REALLY really big Shirehorse. he’s very scary if you don’t know him.)

^Alaska gets along with most of Texas’s animals, except for Maria and Ranger (they both have attitudes). And he’s convinced that Texas is Snow White.

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Alaska walked out of Texas’s farmhouse, already sweating despite the fact that it was still morning. He was wearing nothing except for a pair of shorts. He would’ve gone full nude, and while Texas wouldn’t have minded all too much, he told Alaska no. It took every ounce of strength for Texas to do so.

"Oh look who’s finally up, Sleeping Beauty!" Texas teased lightheartedly, brushing through Ranger’s mane.

"Yeah yeah…it’s not my fault the heat makes me lethargic, lil buddy." Alaska chuckled, ruffling Texas’s hair.

Texas huffed a little headbutting Alaska’s hand away and setting the brush down. "C’mon, we’ve got a long day ahead of us. Follow me."

Texas walked into his barn, carefully maneuvering around his numerous goats and chickens. Eventually, he came to the back of the barn, where the horse stables were. "Today ya get to ride Ruben, he’s my biggest horse!"

Alaska caught up to the excited Texan, rubbing his shin that had gotten headbutted to oblivion. He paused once he saw what was in the stall.

See, when Texas had said "big horse", Alaska had expected maybe a big quarterhorse or something like that? He honestly didn’t know much about horses. But Ruben was a whole other beast. Standing at nearly 20 hands, Ruben the Shirehorse was big enough to stare Alaska directly in the face. Alaska could’ve sworn he felt the horse’s eyes baring into his soul. Alaska never thought he’d meet the day that a literal horse intimidated him.

"Ruben, for the love of god stop scarin’ the big bear man. You and I both know that ya ain’t scary." Texas said, breaking the tension and silence.

Ruben huffed and stamped his hoof a little before nudging Texas’s shoulder as if to say "Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…."

"Don’t give me none of that sir." Texas said in a motherly tone.

Alaska watched on in both amusement and astonishment. He cleared his throat to remind them that he was still here.

Texas turned back to Alaska with a grin. "Sorry bout’ that. Ruben ere’ likes to think that he’s scary, but he’s an absolute sweetheart. Don’t let im’ intimidate ya. It’s Ranger ya gotta worry about, he’ll bite ya in the ass any chance he gets."

Alaska nodded a bit, "Noted…"

At the end of the day, it was safe to say that horseback riding was NOT for Alaska…

[Flashbacks to the "RUBEN PLEASE-" "OW GODDAMNIT" "GET AWAY FROM THE FENCE DO NOT DROP ME ON THE FENCE-"’s]

….and he much preferred watching Texas trick/horseback ride (the heart attacks were worth it if it meant that he never had to mount a horse again).

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The "cold" x "warm" cuddles are very much real here

Cuddle piles with their animals when it’s too cold.

Texas has not left Alaska’s side ever since Blair and Cora (the winter storms) passed through. Yes he’s aware that Alaska is cold to the touch, but he needs his cuddles.

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"Texas c’mon…. I have to get up, I have a meeting with Hawaii today." Alaska said with a fond sigh. Texas was completely coiled around him like a snake, seeking what warmth he could.

"Nuh uh….m’cold…." Mumbled the lethargic Texan, somehow cuddling into the taller state even further.

Alaska chuckled, rubbing up and down Texas’s back. "You do realize that I’m even colder than what’s going on in your state right?"

"I know…doesn’t stop the need for cuddles….laskie cuddles…."

God he loved this man…Alaska cradled Texas in his arms, gently kissing him on the head. Maybe some more cuddles wasn’t too bad of an idea…

[a few hours later….]

Hawaii had begrudgingly teleported to the Statehouse to check on Alaska and see what the hold up was. She ignored everyone she walked past, not really interested in talking to them. She kicked Alaska’s door open, something that she and Texas only really had the privilege of doing. Speaking of Texas…

Texas and Alaska were curled up laying on Alaska’s bed, surrounded by Alaska’s large fluffy Malamutes. Balto gave a small welcoming "awooooo" to Hawaii, his tail wagging at seeing another familiar face. Texas was practically buried in Alaska’s neck, hiding his face from sight with his long legs wrapped around Alaska’s waist. Alaska cradled Texas close, sleepily scratching his scalp with one hand and rubbing his thigh with the other.

If Hawaii snapped a picture of them, threw a few fur blankets over them both, turned off the lights and silently shut the door, that was nobody’s business but hers….

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FINALLY FINISHED

Hope y’all enjoy this :)

[clockworkmori]

neil "you know, I get it" josten.

(guess who's so deep in the aftg trenches that I was compelled to draw this by a force beyond my control and comprehension!!)

[lowkeyren]

WAKE UP BABE, SUNDAY DRIP MARKETING IS HERE

i come home from work, sunday is in my bed. "you forgot to recite your daily charmony dove speech today," he says. i don't have time to recite the charmony dove speech, i spent thousands of dollars to make sure i will e6 sunday which put me in debt. he doesn't care, he is sick of my excuses and demands more. i turn on my laptop, im farming for his relics. my landlord is knocking on my door, i haven't paid rent in months. next day, the police is here, im getting evicted. i guess this is it. as im being put in handcuffs, i hear his voice —"you still have 40 trailblaze power left, where do you think you're going?" he unleashes his Im Anfang war die Tat ability and one shots all officers and the landlord. i am now a wanted criminal in 50 states. but i couldn't care less. sunday saved my life, so i shall dedicate the rest of mine to him. i will never stop farming for his relics. i will never miss a day of reciting the charmony dove speech. i will never have a normal life. i am a future sunday main.

[dizzybizz]

jrwi riptide huh...oaughhgh uhuhuh (explodes into confetti)

everytime i draw chip his eyebrows get bigger and rounder and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

ep35 was fucking crazy man what the hell

[skydreamplayzz]

🎀

Just chilling 💥🔥

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Ok if i'm gonna write an actual fanfic i need to take the timeline seriously. Especially with the three Plantar siblings' ages.

So in canon Anne is 13, Sprig is 10 and Polly is 5. If I want Anne to arrive to Amphibia at 3, Sprig must be a newborn and Polly wouldn't have been born yet. Which means the Plantar parents must still be alive for some 2 more years, and die when Anne is 5, Sprig is 2 and Polly is a newborn AT LEAST.

But I don't want that. I want Hop Pop to find Anne the exact same day the herons killed his child. Make it poetic. That would make Sprig a newborn and Polly an... egg?? Thinking about eggs could help delay some things but I doubt frogs in Amphibia have gestation periods longer than 1 year, so even if they laid Polly's egg like one day before dying, you still need to keep the Plantar parents around for one year. That, or delay Anne's arrival by one year and have her land in Amphibia at age 4, but I also want to push it back as much as possible, to bring her to Amphibia as young as possible. Is 4 really the youngest I can go? The other option is to mess with the ages a little and make Polly a bit older. Or just not think about it this much. I can just say Anne spawned there at age 3 when Sprig was a newborn and Polly an egg. Let's say Polly hatches one year later at the latest. Now Sprig is 1, Anne is 4 and Polly is a newborn. Nope, no no no, Polly needs to be younger. Okay so if I want her to be a recently laid egg when her parents die, Sprig needs to be around 4 at least. And Anne needs to be at least 7.

I hate this. Ugh. But I don't want Anne to meet the Plantar parents! The whole point is that she never had actual parent figures! That Sprig and Polly's bond with their dead parents is something she can't share! Something that sets her apart! Something that will lead her to seek out her birth parents 20 years later when she finds out Hop Pop lied to her and hid the Calamity Box, coincidently at the same time that her marriage with Marcy and Sasha is falling apart! Or should I just kill my darlings and accept Anne will be adopted by the Plantar parents? I don't wannaaaaa 😭 I want them to remain a mystery! I want them to haunt the narrative without ever being present! Having Anne meet them ruins the poetic aspect!

The other option is reducing Anne and Sprig's age gap maybe?? Sprig is 4 when his parents die and Anne could be 5??? Noooo, the big sister - little brother dynamic is ruined if they're so close in age!

If anyone has suggestions pls send them i'm STUCK

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

Fontaines D.C., Mercury Prize 2019 🩵

[kingkatsuki]

Mother Mitsuki, who despite Masaru’s pleas, is way too invested in Bakugou and your relationship.

[certified-monster-lover]

Currently experiencing debilitating period cramps right now so my fellow AFABs get some Nezha comfort.

~<3~

🪷Nezha’s the type of boyfriend to go to the store and immediately pick up whatever you need. A whole gentlemen.

🪷He’ll show up at your door with all of your favorite chocolate, hygiene products, and other snacks. Then, he’s immediately carrying you over to the couch or bed to cuddle.

🪷If you’re sleepy, he’ll let you rest. If you need a distraction, he’ll put a movie on and hold you while he watches it with you.

🪷He may not understand everything, but he’ll be there for you no matter what.

🪷Plus, his fire would make him naturally warm so he’d probably be an amazing heating pad. Just putting his hands on your stomach and easing your cramps.

[dejadoodles-101]

My Covid companion 😂

Yep, I’m pretty sure I have covid 😭 I’m sick as fuck and I currently can’t breathe or sleep 😭😭

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Ok- I’m having an existential crisis cuz I can’t decide which of these fit NY best like-

He has a broody temper like Raph, has leader/responsible vibes like Leo, is an absolute NERD like Donnie (they’re both so autistic-), and he’s an absolute child at heart and gives off youngest sibling vibes like Mikey. So which one fits him best 😭 Pls help @stawpny 😭

[the-anime-enthusiast]

Guys I'm bored and sad, give me some motivation to write.

(and maybe actually respond to all the requests I got (maybe give me some more and one with pique my interest so much I go on a writing tangent)) (pls)

[alteredsu]

Its been a bummer work week ☹️

[somerando9776]

Idek what im doing 😭😭

German queen Alicia just... seems right.... idk

What should i do for Lloyd? Perhaps other characters?

[theend1shere]

I have an hc that Behemo made a big mistake when creating Levia and Rahab, by making Levia what his parents wanted him to be like, while making Rahab how he wished his parents were, and thus, making them just as incompatible as he and his parents were.

For this, let's say Behemo created both Levia and Rahab, and had some control over both their personalities and backstories/life paths. Kinda like in The Sims.

Now. It's a pretty popular belief in the fandom (from what I've seen) that Behemo's parents in the First Period were strict and disapproved of him wearing dresses and taking interest in more "feminine" things, like playing with dolls. I believe the same, because if a maid, who, even though she was Behemo's girlfriend, was considered below him in social status, could call him disgusting without being scared of, like, losing her job or something, we could say that transphobia and general hatred towards people who didn't conform with gender norms was pretty par for the course in the First Period. And also, since gender norms were super big, a lot of focus would be on women being homemakers, people who should stay home and care for children and stay loyal to their husband, this kind of stuff.

Going beyond that, Behemo's parents could've also been those parents who valued academic performance to an excessive level. And if Behemo ever went below their expectations, they would criticize him and say how he should do better, stuff like that.

Then, when creating Levia, who was meant to be his "ideal self", Behemo chose to make her a genius. A prodigy, who would always excel academically and who was everything his parents wanted him to be: Smart, conforming (tho Levia is more tomboyish, she *does* oppose Behemo's crossdressing), and mostly focused only on her research. That was what his parents wanted, what he had internalized he should be like.

Meanwhile, when creating Rahab, Behemo was thinking of what *his* ideal parent would be like. Not how *Levia's* ideal parent would be. We know he and Levia are very different, personality-wise, so the ideal parent to Levia wouldn't be the same to the ideal parent to Behemo. Besides, we don't know how old he was when he created Levia as his avatar. For all we know, he could've been a teenager who wanted to have a parent who would be super chill with partying and stuff like that. An ideal parent to Behemo would be someone like Rahab, but the ideal parent to Levia would be someone very different.

And, if we take into account how he could've been a teenager who made Rahab based on how most outgoing teens, who have the "typical highschool experience" of being invited to parties and stuff (can you tell I did not have this experience lmao), would want their parents to be, I also imagine that he eventually outgrew that, and began to see his ideal parent as something different. Maybe still "chill" like Rahab, but not exactly a party animal with so many lovers that she didn't even know who her daughter's father was.

And that's why Levia and Rahab were fundamentally incompatible. And why, later, Behemo came to agree with Levia about how Rahab wasn't a good parent.

Again, this is just a headcanon and I'm pretty sure I'm making no sense, lol

This is my first time making an analysis like this, and English isn't my first language, so this might've been bad, but thanks for reading anyway :3

[dizzybizz]

genshin and pokemon..... (passes out)