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certified-monster-lover · 11 months ago
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Currently experiencing debilitating period cramps right now so my fellow AFABs get some Nezha comfort.
~<3~
🪷Nezha’s the type of boyfriend to go to the store and immediately pick up whatever you need. A whole gentlemen.
🪷He’ll show up at your door with all of your favorite chocolate, hygiene products, and other snacks. Then, he’s immediately carrying you over to the couch or bed to cuddle.
🪷If you’re sleepy, he’ll let you rest. If you need a distraction, he’ll put a movie on and hold you while he watches it with you.
🪷He may not understand everything, but he’ll be there for you no matter what.
🪷Plus, his fire would make him naturally warm so he’d probably be an amazing heating pad. Just putting his hands on your stomach and easing your cramps.
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certified-monster-lover · 7 months ago
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Chapter 1 of my Ninjago: Dragons Rising Fic is up! :DD
Just posted chapter one of my Ninjago fic I've been working on for a while now! Feel free to check it out! https://archiveofourown.org/works/56202544/chapters/142775257
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certified-monster-lover · 11 months ago
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Depression go brrrrrr so yall get some Peng comfort cause I’m struggling with bedrot!
(Also, this is mostly just for me, but mental health is important! Take care of yourselves and stay safe!)
~<3~
🪶 - Peng’s would gladly drag your ass outta bed the minute they see you bedrotting.
🪶- But, that doesn’t mean they’re gonna be nice about it! They’re insulting you the whole time they’re making sure you’re taking care of yourself.
🪶- If you need sunlight, they’re opening the blinds or taking you out for a walk. If you haven’t drank water, they’re tilting your head back to make you drink some. And if you haven’t eaten, you better believe they’re stealing your phone to order dinner and scaring off the delivery driver so they don’t have to pay.
🪶- And once all that’s done, they’ll drag you to the couch and cuddle up with you. You’ll have to work the TV, (mostly because they don’t know how) but they’ll let you pick the movie.
🪶- And even though they don’t show it in a normal way, you can tell Peng cares about you. Every insult is accompanied by a caring act, and once you’re curled into their side, their arm is wrapped around you protectively.
🪶- Don’t say anything, though. Because they’ll deny it no matter what.
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certified-monster-lover · 8 months ago
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grabs you with an evil grin
li jing with a s/o who has the hyperactive adhd >:D!!
-🌙 anon
OH! My first Anon! :D
(i know who you are...)
Li Jing with a S/O who has the hyperactive ADHD
👑He straight up hated you at first. Found you extremely annoying and did his best to avoid you.
👑But, you followed him everywhere he went like a lost puppy.
👑Overtime, you managed to melt his icy heart with your dumbassery. He couldn’t help but laugh every time you ran around, only to end up tripping and falling flat on your face. He always hid it though, not letting you see his softer side.
👑He figured out that distracting you with brightly colored “fidget toys” the mortals invented helped you stay still.
👑He’ll let you yap on about whatever it is that’s on your mind while he works, so long as you sit still.
👑And if he on occasion has to “restrain” you with his arms, he isn’t complaining.
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certified-monster-lover · 1 year ago
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Tagging System:
Just a system to figure out and find things on my blog :P
My works of fiction, such as AO3 posts, oneshots, headcanons, anything that falls under the category fanfiction: Goat with a keyboard⌨️🐐
Anything random that comes to mind that I post on this blog, such as discussions, opinions or bullshit: Zoomie hours🐐💨
Reblogs: Sharing Time 💖🐐 Drawings/my art: Goat with a pen🖊️🐐
Asks: Goat Mail 💌🐐
Moots: 🐐-Farm Friends
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