#senate tie

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Connor Ingram, “X” 12.21.23

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Tim Kaine

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Bob Menendez (D-NJ) United States Senator

Apparently Sen. Menendez is in the news again for filing to run for reelection as an independent in the midst of his federal corruption trial.

This could just be me, but I think Bob would be a great cocksucker. And he needs to learn a new trade if he goes to prison.

lol, if he goes to jail. But he'll probably be out of a job eventually.

So Bob, if you see this. Make sure you get cock sucking lessons from your Jersey Shore whore of a wife as you'll definitely need it.

[a-sworm-of-stoats]

I have somehow found myself having a crush on the weirdest being I’ve ever met, which says a lot tbh. He showed up to a surprise party for my friend’s 18th birthday in a white suit coat, dress pants, wing tips, a tie with a tie pin, and a briefcase. This was a party for 18 year old twins. He started telling me about all the dead people he got his jewelry from. He also randomly asked me if I liked lentil soup (there was no lentil soup at the party) and the I told him about senate bean soup. He immediately knew what time period “toast water” was from. He also apparently loved it when I snort laughed. He said that the bugs were working for the government. He also told me about his neighbor in college who just kept two ducks illegally in his dorm room?? And when the ra checked all the room he treated him with a cardigan and a cup of tea 😭. He literally said “and then I mister Rodger-ed him”. He is not at all attractive but why do I have a festering little crush on him?!? He also knows a ton about trains and he said my life was really interesting

Pls help

[anghraine]

At 97% of the vote counted, the race is still close (51 Warnock/49 Walker), but 2/3 of the remaining vote is coming from either blue or extremely blue areas, which was good enough for ABC News. They've called it for Warnock!

Looks like it'll be a real Senate majority, y'all.

[luxflora]

look you can't just ASK WHO THE MOST ATTRACTIVE TRANSFORMERS CHARACTER IS

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Ask A Genius 1086: What is Kamala Harris Doing Wrong?

Author(s): Rick Rosner and Scott Douglas Jacobsen Publication (Outlet/Website): Ask A Genius Publication Date (yyyy/mm/dd): 2024/08/16 Scott Douglas Jacobsen: What is Harris doing wrong with regards to Trump? Rick Rosner: I mentioned a couple of potential vulnerabilities. She can’t do much about what’s happened during the Biden presidency on the border. She can try to reframe it, but it’s not…

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Who is Kamala Harris?

These are all from her Wikipedia page. I have picked the top 5 for each of these sections. Maybe you think other things are more important, these are just the things that stood out to me:

Highlights as District Attorney of San Francisco:

was tough on gun crime: created a gun crime unit, set 90-day minimum sentences, raised bail for gun-related crimes, and prosecuted all assault weapon possession cases as felonies.

created a hate crimes unit specifically focused on LGBTQ hate crimes against children and teens in school.

was (and is) against the death penalty; during her time as DA did not cave to pressure in several cases to seek the death penalty.

helped create the San Francisco Reentry Division, aimed at helping prisoners reintegrate after their sentences are through; the program became a national model.

refused to enforce prop 8, which was at the time California's ban on gay marriage.

Highlights as Attorney General of California

introduced the Homeowner Bill of Rights and fought against banks, mortgage companies, and credit card companies.

fought for financial reimbursement for public employee and teacher pensions.

fought for environmental protections and secured settlements and indictments against several oil companies for oil spills.

conducted a review of implicit bias in policing and the use of deadly force and introduced implicit bias training.

declared a law that California law enforcement had to collect and report police violence.

Highlights as a California Senator:

condemned Trump's Muslim ban.

opposed Trump's appointments of Betsy DeVos and Jeff Sessions, his nomination of Neil Gorsuch, and voted against confirming Kavanaugh.

tried to make lynching a federal hate crime.

urged the Trump administration to investigate the persecution of Uyghur Muslims in China.

voted to convict Trump on charges of abuse of power and obstruction of Congress.

Highlights as Vice president:

as President of the Senate, cast the tie-breaking vote in the Senate that ensured the passing of the American Rescue Act.

has cast more tie-breaking votes than any other Vice president in US history - she is responsible for many of the achievements of the Biden administration actually passing the Senate.

created task forces on corruption and human trafficking.

created a women's empowerment program.

has criticized Israel's actions during the current conflict in Gaza and called for an immediate ceasefire.

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Last main character wooo! Finn O'Donnell AKA ShockWave

He's been the only superhero of Cypher City for the past 5 years, until a blonde ray of sunsine decides to show up (katie it's katie)

Can he learn to work with other people again? Will what happened to all his old hero teammates ever be revealed?? Will M*rvel C*mics sue me for using the same name as a D-list Spider-man villain? Stay tuned to find out 😂

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Tommy Tuberville

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Tommy Tuberville (R-AL)

United States Senator

[soliddaddy96]

my star wars tie speaks to me like the green goblin mask during mock trial

[giffypudding]

But would he shut the government down?