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maturemenoftvandfilms Ā· 3 months ago
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Mike KehoeĀ (R-MO) Lt. Governor of Missouri
Mike is just oozing with sexy manliness!
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girlbloggerinterrupted222 Ā· 4 months ago
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hear me outā€¦
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papasmicstand Ā· 1 year ago
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When Tobias eventually gets sick of Copia he can come live with me and be my wife.
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zingstarling Ā· 2 years ago
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POV your in trouble in her office
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idvoteforthatdaddy Ā· 2 years ago
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Asa Hutchinson Former Governor of Arkansas
Apparently, Hutchinson has been testing the waters for a presidential bid and said Sunday he will seek the 2024 GOP presidential nomination.
I really don't care. He's just another handsome, conservative Republican that I'll shot a load to from time to time.
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new-york-bear Ā· 2 years ago
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Rex Tillerson was recently spotted out and about at a few events and that means we finally get to see him, for real, with a mustache!
What a sexy beast of a man šŸ˜
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auramasterprocrastinator Ā· 2 months ago
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pilf (pirate i'd like to fuck)
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awoogaslashers Ā· 10 months ago
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uhh..
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maturemenoftvandfilms Ā· 7 months ago
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Michael G. StrainĀ (R-LA) Agriculturer
You know what I likeā€¦
After an afternoon of fucking, a hot chub like Mike cooking us dinner.
And the only thing that'll make that better is he's cooking naked.
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musicalpilftournament Ā· 1 year ago
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George Washington vs Doctor Frank-N-Furter
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Propaganda (Click names for full propaganda pages)
George Washington: He literally calls Hamilton son and sees him as a son and doesnā€™t give him a command bc itā€™s his son in danger. He is so tall. He is so strong. He was played by Chris Jackson originally and my God, the muscles, the frowns, the smiles
Doctor Frank-N-Furter: ā€œBut Frank-N-Furter isnā€™t a parentā€, you say, ā€œbut Frank-N-Furter is a dude not a milfā€, you continue, but you would be wrong on both counts. Frank birthed Rocky, we even celebrate his birthday at the Dinner Scene. And, Frank by his own admission is not much of a man, but, he is a HELL of a lover- and, as the callbacks make explicitly clear, our Queen. Frank N. Furterā€™s whole schtick is his sex appeal! Thatā€™s, like, at least 60% of the story. Heā€™s down for whatever and will even help you push past your initial nerves!
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cinnamorollgirl7774 Ā· 1 year ago
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papasmicstand Ā· 1 year ago
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My Writing:
Struggling to Procreate the Unholy Bastard (23 chapters/complete)
-You have been the Cardinalā€™s Prime Mover for two years and have yet to conceive. The elder clergy are losing patience. What lengths will you go to to secure the Emeritus line, and what will it cost you?
TW: Non-con, self-harm, character death, blood (see AO3 for full tags)
Tied As One Infernally - A Dracopia Story (12 chapters/ongoing/ slow burn)
-Cardinal Copia is really struggling to be a vampire. He's disgusted by blood and by himself. Did I mention he's in charge of the infirmary? To combat his feelings he starves himself, or sometimes he is able to feed but purges later.
TW: Bulimia, anorexia, Non-con, blood (See AO3 for full tags)
Sex Surrogacy for Satan (3 chapters/ongoing)
-After discovering that the congregation is not being satisfied, Primo invites you, a sexual surrogate, to come to the abbey to help his brothers improve their skills. This is a large assignment, are you ready?
TW: Sex Surrogacy, Sexual Dysfunction (see AO3 for full tags)
The Celi-Bet (5 chapters/complete)
-The Papas undertake a ā€˜No Nut Novemberā€™-esque challenge to raise money for the church. Will any of them make it?
TW: Abstinence, Failed abstinence (see AO3 for full tags)
The Devil's Lace (3 chapters/complete)
-An illness hits the band as they return home from the road. Itā€™s lucky really, had it struck during the tour it would have been devastating. But it may take more than medicine to help the ailing musiciansā€¦
TW: Non-con elements, vomiting (see AO3 for full tags)
The Morning After (One shot/complete)
-It was the morning after the Spring equinox party and it had been epic. You shifted uncomfortably in the large bed, it felt like you were surfacing from a coma. What did you do? More importantly, who did you do?
TW: Non-con elements, infidelity (see AO3 for full tags)
Papa's Purple Pastrami (One shot/crack fic/complete)
-Papa takes out his pent up sexual tension on an innocent pastrami melt.
TW: Masturbation, sandwich defilement
Will you spill the wine? (One shot/complete)
-An embarrassing accident for Papa Emeritus III somehow devolves into in a smutty game.
TW: Piss (see AO3 for full tags)
Series - Cum-pletely Fucked - Unplanned Pregnancies in the Abbey
Part 1: You Get Me Closer to God... I mean Satan (One shot/complete)
-I offer you a virginal Cardinal Copia. He's madly in love with you and ready to be deflowered.
TW: Vomiting (see AO3 for full tags)
Part 2: Trifecta (One shot/complete)
-Copia had told you that the four Emeritus brothers had undergone a special communion with the dark lord, and that they would only be capable of siring children during Prime Mover rituals. You believed this because none of them had produced offspring, although they were all sexually active. And in Terzoā€™s case, extremely active... So, why are you in this predicament?
TW: Angry sex, vomiting (see AO3 for full tags)
Part 3: Vessel of Possibilities - A Choose Your Own Adventure with Terzo (4 chapters/ongoing)
-An encounter with Papa Emeritus III leads to a possibly life-altering decision for you. You are in control, so proceed as you wish.
TW: Unplanned pregnancy, abortion (see AO3 for full tags)
Series - CNC the Light
Part 1, Copia: Green Light of the Spectrum (One shot/complete)
-Copia would do anything for love, but can he do this?
TW: Consensual Non-Consent (see AO3 for full tags)
Part 2, Terzo: Wood (One shot/complete)
-Would you trade the beauty for the beast?
TW: Consensual Non-Consent (see AO3 for full tags)
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bigmeatpete69420 Ā· 1 year ago
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Full: Biden makes remarks in historic wartime visit to Israel
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My grade on his speech
He's not my favorite politician but he for sure is my president
He said things I never though5 an American president ever would
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domain-of-ego Ā· 2 years ago
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twitterā€™s down so i need to call bloodhound a pilf (parent iā€™d like to fuck) on here bc they were confirmed to be 40 years of age
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stillwanderingnotyetlost Ā· 11 months ago
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Unfortunately I have a new parasocial crush
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maturemenoftvandfilms Ā· 6 months ago
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Michael G. StrainĀ (R-LA) Agriculturer
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