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Did you see that Magic: the Gathering now has a game state in which you need to prove that there are an infinite number of twin primes to win? I can explain it more if you are interested.

(With reference to this post here.)

By all means, please tell us about the Magic: the Gathering combo which requires proving the twin prime conjecture in order to win.

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Hi I’m the Warden-Commander, and you’re a dead man. 

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“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

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I'm having a random batdad thought where he goes on his Becoming Batman Journey and he comes back with Dick in tow. Just shows up after being gone for like 6 years with a whole ass child.

Alfred's eyebrows are about to hit orbit. The paparazzi are foaming at the mouths.

"Welcome home master way- Is that a child?" "Hello Alfred, i'm home." "Master Wayne who is this?" "This is Dick, he'll need a room." Alfred is looking at Dick, looking at Bruce, and doing some very fast math.

"And the young sir is..." "He's my ally. We share a mission." "...I see. I will prepare a room." Internally he's screaming THAT DOESN'T ANSWER ANYTHING YOU LITTLE SHIT. WHO IS THIS CHILD? WHY DO YOU HAVE A CHILD?

I think in this scenario even Gotham cps would show up and be like "Yeah you need to explain some things and we're taking the child until you do."

Which Dick would not take sitting down.

Gotham cps vs Bruce Wayne Dick Grayson. Ready? START.

(save them, they're not ready for the rightous fury of a baby dick grayson who thinks he's being kept from fighting crime in all his violent baby robin glory)

In the end Bruce ends up officially being awarded custody 1 part thanks to cps getting in contact with Mr.Haly and confirming that 1) Dick's parents died and willed custody to Mr. Haly and 2) he did turn that custody over to Bruce. Another part because all of this happened on foreign soil so they're expecting fuzzy paperwork. Plus Dick has talked to multiple therapists and consultants who all confirm Dick doesn't seem to be mistreated or coerced in any way.

And a major part because they can't keep hold of Dick. He's Dick fucking Grayson and no goverment lacky is going to keep him down. Especially not angry at the world baby Dick Grayson who spent part Bruce's Batman Journey (TM) at his side.

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EVERY fucking stupid liberals university in the star trek future their fucking student sketch comedy group OF COURSE has at least one Vulcan and it's like their thing where they're like "haha I bet you wouldn't expect a VULCAN in an IMPROV group!!!!!" as if this hasn't become such a fucking tired cliche like literally since 2063 every fucking comedy show has the token Vulcan to be the straight man. you're doing nothing. call me when you guys make an effort to actually include tellarites in the writing room instead of confining them to punch lines. and to be honest with you guys your Vulcan isn't even that good. his performance was highly derivative of T'min's work in the big bang theory 3 (the third big bang yheory. they make a lot of sitcom sequels in the future)

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Wow — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3hiS1uP

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do we think chocolate guy is gay?

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I know vampirism is often used as a metaphor for the drain of the aristocracy but I think it would be fun to have more vampire characters who were just some guy before they got turned. You seek out the most ancient vampire in existence and find out he was a 40 year old wheat farmer in ancient Mesopotamia when he was turned 7,000 years ago and he hasn’t been doing much since then.

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I didn't expect that at all 😺🤣

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I didn't expect that at all 😺🤣

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JASON X (2001) dir. James Isaac

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no I can't close my tabs. what if I accidentally close my emotional support Wikipedia page about historical instances of cannibalism that's been open for 3 years? what happens then??? what will be left of me????