#see the funny thing is i’m gonna be home alone and have literally no one to account to ALL DAY for THREE WHOLE DAYS. i’m sure there’s tons
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3 glorious days of no school ahead of me. yeah i’m definitely gonna accomplish jack all & just go crazy insane from the zero outside world interactions
#ok so i’m going skating w/ my friend thursday afternoon. this gives me 2.5 days to not go insane. i can manage that (blatantly lying)#actually i might just text david and/or jared on wednesday like hey what are you doing i’m bored etc#see the funny thing is i’m gonna be home alone and have literally no one to account to ALL DAY for THREE WHOLE DAYS. i’m sure there’s tons#of times i’d kill for that but rn there’s nothing i can think of doing that i couldn’t do any other day#.txt
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— SYLUS HEADCANONS PT 2.
part 1 - more headcanons for the leader of onychinus (fluff)
he pretends to not be scared at horror movies but whenever there's a jumpscare he grabs onto you so hard you feel like he's gonna crush you and then vehemently denies doing so
is really competitive when it comes to christmas/birthday/holiday gifts. bugs the twins' cars and rooms to make sure he knows what they're getting you and can one up them
drink of choice is 3 fingers of whiskey room temp, no ice (down with the gin fizz agenda)
loves to slow dance when the two of you are home alone together, especially when he’s listening to old jazz on vinyl. when you hear the sound of the record player echoing from the living room, you know there’s no way you’re getting through to the kitchen to grab that bag of chips you wanted without him catching you– snaking his big arms around you, pressing a soft kiss into the crook of your neck as he sways with you. “where are you off to in such a hurry, sweetheart? won’t you indulge me for a moment…”
would be very good at handling times where you're having a panic attack/getting overwhelmed or freaked out, stooping down a little bit to gently but firmly hold your shoulders— “okay, angel, feel my hands, listen to the sound of my voice, we’re gonna count to ten slowly together and then go back down to one. I’m right here, just keep listening…”
big into just collecting random shit. obviously gemstones and antiques but also will just go on random missions to collect objects whenever you go out anywhere. it is literally his dragon instinct to try and find the prettiest shell/flower/rock etc. to show you
likes working with his hands, with particular affinity for metalwork/machinery-related stuff -- cleaning mephisto's gears, working on his motorcycle, polishing and installing modifications on his guns. it helps him get out of his head a bit. he always takes great care with the things he touches, including you.
always says "see something you like?" when he gets out of the shower literally EVERY TIME and he thinks it's soooo funny even after the 800th time he's said it
kind of canon anyway given mephisto but he has some stalker-y tendencies (like talking to you through the security cameras, tracking your step count, monitoring your location) bc he's such a control freak
#l&ds sylus#lnds sylus#sylus#love and deepspace#lads#lads fanfic#lads fluff#lads sylus#love and deepspace fic#sylus love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#sylus qin#qin che#l&ds#l&ds x reader#lads x reader#lads x you#lads x mc#headcanon#sylus headcanons#sylus x reader#sylus x you#sylus x mc#writing
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Bunny laoshi’s 1005 birthday CPNs Part I 🎂
I am giving it this title cause i’m pretty sure we will have more in the next releases or whatever. So yeah. First, I wanna thank you xiao laoshi for all the shiny presents he gave us for his birthday! we have been so blessed! I mean those photos from XZS? and the biggest CPN of the day which is him featuring the Leica camera we have been screaming about for the past days. Personally, we can skip all of these and that sugar alone is enough. But apparently, there’s more….
I will start with my favorite which is related to the birthday cake he was holding in one of the photos.
The person who designed the cake shared info on their creation. No problem. Anyone would be proud for making a cake for a celebrity like XZ. Yes, it’s camping themed. Which is a recurrent CPN in this fandom since both of them suddenly became camping enthusiasts around the same time.
This time the customer wanted to make a camping model, so I started looking for some pictures from my colleagues. But because Master Fang doesn’t make other store models, He finally decided to use the scene of Xinjiang grassland then add with other camping accessory of ours~
AND THIS CAKE SHOP IS LOCATED IN HANGZHOU. Who is in HZ? Who frequents HZ? Definitely not ZZ. So who had this commissioned??? I’m sorry but as soon as I heard Hangzhou, what came to mind is WYB. I swear. He is that city’s adopted son or something.
Out of all ZZ’s “hobbies” who would decided let’s do camping. I can only think of Bobo. And the delivery fee is 3k. There is really nothing top expensive when it comes to each other.
Next is how photos were with him holding the Leica. Kind of like how the camera was posted in WYB’s photosets in Paris. They are both showing off. Clearly.
When you put the bday messages from their studios side by side — it appears that the theme and pattern is the same. 😂😂😂😂
lament about how time flies >> one year role review >> talk about life >> good wishes
I mean it’s not the most unique format but it’s so cute seeing how similar. even how it’s split in paragraphs.
Tho I have to say wyb’s was very very special. That message made me tear up.
WYB is about to go home, Paris to China and he is wearing Ralph Lauren. Yes, ZZ is endorsing the fragrance but it’s still an interesting choice.
I am cackling tho cause you can see that WYB was online at midnight! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It got some people nervous. Will he greet XZ? Will he comments on XZ’s bday post? I mean what’s going on???
Turns out, WYB posted about his experience with the Chanel PFW. This is the perfect time cause he is literally leaving Paris. What’s funny tho are the people commenting. It’s BXGs. Because come on, who’s awake? It’s us. We are awake cause it’s GG’s bday. I took a screenshot, just look at the pfps. I think by the time I publish this post, it will be overtaken by so/os cause one fan club asked other so/os to comment. Lol.
Some are saying the first words he used to describe the show are actually for ZZ’s photos but i really don’t buy that. and well, he is gonna see the love of his life soon ^^ I really hope they get to spend sometime 1005 or over the weekend 😌😌😌
and well the repost on ZZ’s birthday post on his own weibo is another story too 😂😂😂
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AND SOME LAST WORDS ABOUT ZZ PULLING OFF THIS CAMERA CANDY TODAY. It’s actually a joint effort. Intentional or not, I’m all for it. It goes to show that the way we speculate on things actually make sense and are not too out there. They could easily hide the camera if they want to block all the cpf talk but they didn’t. It was displayed proudly.
It’s one of those things where I think they/their team really listen in on what’s going on in the turtle fandom and they get to decide which ones will be given more fuel or not. Again, their relationship is between them, but imagine them willingly sharing this personal part of their life to us is making me 😭😭😭.
Whether it’s the exact same camera or not. XZS’ posting closed the loop of doubt. It’s not all on WYB’s side, ZZ claimed it too. and that to me is an iron clad cpn. No one can say that “WYB is just trying to feed the cpfs…”. It’s mutual.
It’s a lesson on believing in them. A couple of times this year, I’ve seen people question them. Always throwing tantrums for “lack of candy” and being annoying. Be patient. You will be rewarded if you just wait — appreciate them as people and enjoy the content they put out. It will come to us in time. Trust them. 🤍
-END.
#yizhan#bjyx#there is no science here i’m just clowning like i always do#happy birthday to xz but we are the ones being showered with gifts!!! bishhhh!!!!!!
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Minho, Gally, Ivy Trio, Minally headcanons
This is also kind of an 100 followers appreciation post (I can’t believe it I love you all so so much) so it’s very long xx
(It’s 103 now I love you guys I’m gonna cry)
minho
- He has a hard time recovering okay. On top of everything they went through in the maze and the scorch, his mind was attacked over and over again until he hardly knows what’s real and what’s all in his head. He has a really rough time adjusting to the safe haven because he’s so convinced that it’s not real and it’s not safe and it’s all just an elaborate trick of WICKED’s. He still has bad days when he thinks nothing is real and there’s nothing anyone can do for him because he won’t let them come near him. It gets easier over time and he will occasionally grab hold of someone’s wrist (usually Gally or Newt) just to feel their pulse the others are used to him doing this by now
- He still runs every morning because it’s kind of a therapy thing for him to clear his head and he’s so used to it that it helps calm him down be it’s so familiar. He runs with Thomas most mornings but occasionally Thomas doesn’t go because Newt prefers when Thomas stays at home so he gets more cuddle time. Gally gets worried that Minho is overworking himself and that he isn’t eating well but Minho insists that he’s fine.
- he’s probably not fine but he usually keeps things to himself because he finds it difficult to trust people. This is until he can’t keep it to himself anymore and he breaks down crying to Gally (or Newt but it’s usually Gally) because he doesn’t know what to do which is very rare because he hates crying in front of other people
- This is kind of a no brainer but he is literally iconic ok, he’s so sassy it’s not even funny, he makes the most sarcastic comments every five minutes and laughs at the most inappropriate moments. Also do not touch his hair if you like all your limbs attached to your body. no one except Gally is allowed to touch his hair. He spends a good 10 minutes every morning making it look perfect for the day and if someone messes it up he will not be happy. The funny thing is that although he hates other people touching it when Gally touches it he loves it. Gally is so smug about it too, letting Minho absolutely melt in his lap while he play with his hair with this little proud smile on his face because Minho doesn’t let anyone else do it.
- Omg let me tell you, this man has the coldest showers know to man. Convinced that he also has ice baths because it’s supposed to help relax your muscles, so he’s used to it being really cold and doesn’t understand why everyone thinks it’s so so cold. He likes showering with Gally so Gally can wash his hair and then proceeds to get grumpy when Gally changes the temperature so he can physically touch the water
Gally
- My baby is so misunderstood, I feel like a some of the others don’t see him for him and just see the traitor who murdered Chuck. This is so damaging to his mental health, also because he still loves and cares for everyone so much and has to suffer alone while he wonders if everyone is okay, not knowing where they are or if any of them are still alive. It takes a lot of time for him to understand that people do like him and want him around
- He works as a builder in the safe haven, like he did in the glade and as a result he has really rough hands. There is always at least one blister and the shortest nails ever. I also think he would have really big hands so they absolutely engulf Minho’s when they hold hands. Also comparing hand sizes? Minho would pretend to hate it how his hands are so small compared to Gally’s (he doesn’t hate it, he absolutely loves it but he will never admit this to anyone)
- Gally still has off days when he doesn’t trust himself because he was stung and he feels like he’s going to snap and hurt someone like he did Chuck. Omg he would have so much guilt from that that on the worst days he thinks he deserved to die for what he did and that no one will look past it. Minho helps whenever this happens, constantly reminding him that no one blames him and they all still love him because Gally needs reassurance more than most people assume he does.
- I am convinced that Frypan and Gally are besties and I will not be told otherwise. They would have fun little hang out sessions, more often than not in the kitchens where they get to chat and catch up and Gally helps Frypan cook. Occasionally they are joined my Minho who turns up because he doesn’t want to leave Gally (he doesn’t say this he says he wants to see Frypan but shh) so he just hangs off Gally’s arm and entertains the others because Frypan banned him from helping in the kitchen. This is because Minho and Thomas nearly burnt the place down trying to make cookies (neither of them know how to use an oven)
- Gally lost a lung with the whole spear throwing incident (which he completely forgives Minho for btw) so he has a harder time breathing than he did before. It’s normally not very noticeable, however he has a shorter stamina and finds it harder to walk long distances. Minho, Gally, Newts and Thomas would go on little adventures together, exploring the island so Thomas and Minho run ahead (quite literally sprinting and racing the whole way even though they don’t really know where they’re going) and Newt and Gally want slowly and actually take their time.
Minally
- height difference okay>> Gally has a good four or five inches on Minho which Minho hates. If they’re having an argument Minho will grab a stool because he doesn’t like not being on eye level with Gally but Gally just laughs at him because he looks so cute with his little stool and he’s still not tall enough. There are compensations for this however because Minho spends the majority of his life in one of Gally’s hoodies (he might at well not even have hoodies of his own). Gally won’t admit it but he loves seeing Minho in them, they completely envelop him so he’s just a little blob in this giant hoodie.
- They have unspoken assignments in their house, for example Gally always does the cooking because Minho cannot be trusted, so Minho does the drinks and the cutlery. Minho can just about follow instructions off of a box and that’s about it so he usually sits on the counter and yaps to Gally about his day because the least he can do is keep Gally entertained.
- Minho still feels extremely guilty about the spear incident even though Gally forgave him for it. He would get all sad and quiet which isn’t like him at all (it’s pretty obvious when he’s upset because he’s usually the loudest in the room). Gally knows Minho won’t want to talk about it so he just lays Minho on his chest and plays with his hair while Minho traces the scar over his lung and listens to his heart beat.
- They both love to trace their fingers along the other’s scars, especially the ones along Minho’s back. Minho finally got around to telling Gally the full story of everything that happed in the scorch and Gally likes to run his fingers down Minho’s spine, tracing along to jagged lines burned into his skin. Lightning and storms are also a massive trigger for Minho, and he gets really on edge and grips Gally’s hand so tightly it feels like it might fall off but Gally doesn’t care he just holds Minho tightly and lets Minho listen to his heartbeat until he relaxes
Ivy Trio
- They have movie nights at least once a week. Thomas is in charge of snacks, he puts them in little organisers according to what they are, he does this all himself because he doesn’t trust the others to do it right because it has to be perfect. No one messes with Thomas’s snacks. They light a fire and get a massive blanket to cover them all, they also take it in turns to pick the movie because they can physically not all agree on one movie. Thomas talks through the entire movie until Newt shuts him up (by kissing him) so naturally Minho slaps them with a pillow and tells them to get a room and Thomas argues with him and suddenly they don’t care about the movie and they’re trying to push each other off the sofa
- They go on road trips together all the time to no where in particular and sometimes Gally comes with them. Newt usually drives and he’s also in control of the music. He makes a special road trip playlist with all their favourite songs so don’t mess with his music. Newt’s also the responsible one who does most of the packing, or packing the important stuff he knows the others will forget (e.g. spare hearing aid batteries, meds because you can never be too careful, water etc). Thomas is a professional yapper, he talks and talks until he gets tired and then naps the rest of the way. He’s also supposed to be in charge of directions but no one’s really sure if he can read a map (he says he can) because he spends the whole journey saying “GO LEFT GO LEFT!! Oh wait never mind, ignore that GO RIGHT”and he eventually yells so much Minho takes out his hearing aid so he can’t hear him as well. Thomas sits at the back in the middle with his very own blanket and neck pillow, in a perfect position to kiss Newt on the side of the head, which he does every 5 minutes. He also takes pleasure in poking Minho in the back of the head when he annoys him. Minho is the passenger princess. He puts his feet up and reclines his seat back and brings one of those silk eye masks even though he’s not going to sleep. He’s also in charge of snacks but Thomas gets annoyed because he doesn’t organise them properly.
- You’d think Minho is the third wheel when they hang out right? WRONG!! Newt and Minho were together in the maze for years and they have so many inside jokes, it’s not even funny. They decide to tell Thomas some of the stories of the glade but they keep talking over each other and can’t get the words out because they’re laughing too much. Newt laughs like an angel because of course he does, Minho laughs without making any sound so he just silently rolls around and slaps the floor (he looks likes he’s dying), Thomas laughs like a suffocating horse. Thomas and Minho on the other hand have about two braincells each which they manage to loose in 5 seconds of each other’s presence. They’re those people of run and hug each other every time they see each other even if they’ve only been gone for 2 minutes. They’re also are very competitive with each other, they race each other allll the time.
Thank you listening to me ramble (I’m not done there will be more 😈)
#tmr#the maze runner#safe haven#tmr newt#tmr thomas#tmr minho#newtmas#minally#tmr Gally#tmr headcanons#tmr headcanon#minally headcanons#the ivy trio
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URGH NEW GUITARSPEAR (multichaptered ???) fic idea hear me out IM GONNA YAP SO MUCH also for convenience sake, Eve isn’t existing in this universe LMAO also warnings for like abuse n shit
But like it’s a human/modern au and Adam’s with Lilith, and they’ve been married for a while now. Lilith’s always been a little manipulative, but now she’s gotten subtly abusive almost, very demanding and Adam suspects she’s cheating too. One night she straight up just kicks him out of the house for that night saying he can find his own place to sleep because she’s not willing to share a bed with him nor even let him on the couch after a heated argument. He resists heavily, but only gets way too much slack for it there’s no way he can stay with that psychotic bitch admittedly.
He’s obviously really pissed the fuck off, but he ends up walking out late near the suburbs, ending at a nearby park. When he’s there, he finds Lute!! And she’s also alone, just by herself, sitting on a bench seeming really irritated/isolated herself due to her annoying ass roommate vaggie. He’s got nothing better to do so he tries talking her up a bit, and the conversation veers into smth like this:
“Shit, you seem fun. What’s your name?”
“Lute.”
“Lute? Weird name but sick as hell.”
“What are you doing here?” she snapped.
“Oh, so you’re not even gonna ask me my name back?”
She sighed. “What’s your name?”
Or like smth like that and then they explain their issues to each other, mainly adam to lute and while she’s very hesitant of him at first she is admittedly curious as well. And then eventually she’s like, “wait I think I recognize you” and then he’s like “Yeah? With a face like mine I’m hard to miss” or smth like that and she’s like “ur that guy from the band that sometimes plays at the bar I go to” and he’s like “well shit, that’s me. You should come see us more, we fucking rock” and then they just keep yapping til morning getting familiar with each other until adam like passes out, and she has to wake him up.
Back at home, Lilith’s behavior jus keeps getting worse until Adam finds out for good she actually IS cheating when she catches her in bed with Lucifer. The next time Lute shows up to the bar, she sees Adam and tries to catch him after the show, asking him how everything is and he explains what happened over a cig and lowkey? She’s pissed because she gets what it’s like to be betrayed like that then have to live with it bc of how Vaggie constantly acts. So, she ends up helping him out, even eventually offering him a place to stay in her apartment for a while after some time with lots of precautions at first until theyre more comfy with each other. Also Vaggie is so angry with this its lowkey funny and then they just give her shit for it LMAO
THEN as adam and lute spend more time together, unexpected feelings get involved and when they finally accept it, they entertain a revenge cheat thing. Like if Lilith’s gonna cheat on him? Fuck it, he’ll do it back, and then he divorces her after she finds out so she can get a taste of her own medicine. Around like a month passes and after some legal proceedings, he gets the rights to the old marital house and lets Lute hang around there sometimes, also letting her crack out on some of the property he was able to get too. And boy is it satisfying when they take advantage of that same bed Adam caught Lilith and Lucifer in one time. Revenge coming full circle.
MY BAD FOR THE HUGE YAP SESSION COULDNT HELP MYSELF obviously a lotta details might change but heres this random ass premise i stirred up at *literally* 1:00AM thanks for reading this whole shitshow if u somehow made it this far im literally gonna write this i swear i cant wait
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wagon wheel watusi
summary: cas would do anything to have his husband back. even if dean isn’t totally dean.
wasn’t gonna drink today but about to lose porn in florida 💔 ANYWAYS here’s some destiel to appease the masses with a whisper of wincest and a rumor of sastiel if you shut your eyes hard enough. if this one shot seems ooc or not at all canon, it probably is. don’t tell me i don’t wanna know. also the title of this has nothing to do with the one shot, i just thought it was silly ❤️
It was all so sudden. You imagined that’s how it was for Dean. Your poor husband. Everytime you closed your eyes, you saw that image.
Saw Dean lying in the middle of the field, his head bashed into pieces. You swore bits and pieces of his skull weren’t here. It looked like strawberry syrup leaking from the missing hole in his head. You didn’t want to eat, everything reminded you of him, down to the tiniest speck of red, the slight flash of crimson and you were back in that damned field.
You wondered how it went down. This town wasn’t his home, never was and never will be. You wondered if it was the townspeople, wondered what they said to him. They weren’t the most accepting. You imagined him in that field alone, the last thing he sees before he goes is the edge of the bat before it struck his head. You wondered what they called him, wondered if they threw a mixture of slurs and profanities his way before blowing his head in and fleeing.
You wondered if it was all an act, how all the townspeople grieved with you, how they offered their support. They never really liked Dean, never supported the relationship between you two, between Man and Man. Maybe it was a ploy, a well detailed lie. Just like how the police report was a fib. No one honestly cared for Dean. You guessed it was all for you, to give you some type of closure. But there really was no acceptable closure after seeing your husband missing half his head, his brains spilling out like some mixed stew.
Sam was the first one to bring this up to you. You never really knew the woman. Everyone saw her as an outsider, even if she was born here. Witch, they accused. Witchcraft, they screamed. But you trusted Sam, your brother-in-law, your own lover. Sam had said he tried it on his own, said it was real, something he’d study and hunt if Dean was still by his side. (You wondered for a moment what Sam had done with this new Dean. You knew of them, anyone in a five mile radius knew of them.)
Well, whatever it was, it worked. It worked and it didn’t really matter what that woman was, whether she really was a witch. Because you had your Dean back and his head was back together in all its glory.
Not really Dean though. You knew that. You quite literally saw him with a gaping hole in his head, a mix of brain matter and blood staining the dirt dark. You saw him missing half his face, saw the crimson flowing like some sick twisted river.
But it was the closest thing you had to him and all you wanted was one last conversation with him, one last conversation. That’s all you needed. Just.. one conversation with him.
“Dean..?”
“Yeah?”
No. Too cold. Too blunt. It wasn’t him. That woman didn’t know him like you did, how Sam did. He wasn’t violent or mean. He was sweet and kind and he made home cooked meals and he made you soup when you got sick and ran you a bath after a long day. No. No, this couldn’t be him. It wasn’t real enough.
“Are you real?”
“Of course I’m real dumbass. Come touch me.”
He was too serious, too sarcastic. It sounded like he meant it when muttered the word dumbass. It wasn’t teasing or playful. It was mean. It was plain mean. Of course, you didn’t expect an exact copy. But you didn’t know this man. You could see your husband, maybe even hear him. But this wasn’t him and you honestly felt like you were going crazy.
“I don’t want to touch you.”
“Well why don’t you want to touch your husband?”
“You aren’t my husband.”
“You’re so goddamn funny. Always were a jokester, weren’t you? Of course I’m your husband.”
“You aren’t Dean.”
“You wanna believe it anyways. You will believe it anyways.”
Whatever this was, whatever that woman conjured up, it wasn’t your husband. It took his image, took his voice, but it couldn’t take Simon’s personality. It wasn’t real enough. It was right though. You would believe it anyways, hold on to the hope you are talking to the real Simon right now.
“I don’t wanna talk anymore. You aren’t Dean. How do I leave?”
“You wanna leave now? Why? C’mon, we’ve barely even got to speak.”
“I wanna go. Tell me how to go.”
“I’ll do you one better. I’ll show you.”
It was goddamn instant, just how you imagined it. A quick blunt hit to the head and he was out. It didn’t stop there though, no, of course it didn’t. You found him without half his face, how could it stop at one hit? You shut your eyes as you listened but all you could imagine was Dean in the field alone, getting beat over and over, blunged to death with a goddamn bat. It was fast, too fast, over before you knew it.
You were a fool. You were a fool and you played the joke. Some sick joke. You just wanted closure. All you wanted was one last talk, a sense of normalcy. You figured you’d never sense normalcy again. It was one thing to see the aftermath, it was a whole other thing to hear it all, to have it repeat for some woman’s sick enjoyment. You imagined you were in some sick play, like some lab pony. Did Sam know?
“FUCK!”
There was no leaving. This was your fate. Watching your husband getting murdered over and over again, going through the same song and dance.
You got what you wished for and you payed for it too.
i hate this ending . soz hope u enjoyed anyways ❤️
#destiel#sastiel#and#wincest#if you squint#dean winchester#sam winchester#castiel#spn#supernatural#deancas#casdean#sam and dean
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IM BACKKKK
'yeah ykw, tumblr needs to come up with a feature that basically alerts us of when our asks are answered 😐 like why is that not a thing already?'
lowk it alr is but like it gets buried by my notifs 😭😭😭
'i wanna go to canada so bad ☹️ i heard that the british-accent privilege over there is a million times better than the british-accent privilege in america 🤧 i’d be favoured so nicely over there 🥴'
YOU HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT??? YOU'RE BRITISH???????? BRO GIVE ME MY JEWELS BACK!
but ur so right ab the britsh accent privilege thing tho. i was at a coffee shop and this one guy had a british accent and the entire staff was talkin ab it
'such a cutie patootie and does no wrong. i’ll defend my son till i die he’s older than me but idgaf.'
ACTUALLY???????? bro i started watching jjk when yuji was older than me and now im older than him... it makes me so emo
'i have a deep, deep hatred for that four-armed tarantula ‘cause of his random vendetta against my yuji 🌝'
BYE R U TALKING AB SUKUNA??? i was thinking ab this a second ago but yk how like sukuna is canonically yuji's uncle? YOU SHOULD IMPLIMENT THAT LMAOOOO... LIKE YUJI GETTING POSESSED BY HIS DEAD UNCLE OR SOMETHING HAHAHAHA
'omg trade dealllll! i do those with my friend so often but she does me dirty every time. i put her on an awesome sitcom, but she said she refuses to watch it until i watch saltburn.'
oh thats hell. that's so hell. i tried to watch saltburn and had to stop during the vampire scene....
'so i think m*les in the usa and m*les in the uk are different breeds, ‘cause when i tell them to leave me alone or give clipped, straight to the point, honest and dry responses, they go away 🌝'
no yeah here they love that kinda shit... it's how i got 2/3 of my exes i fear...
'whatever girlypop, i just know that from the way you speak, you’re gorgeous'
STOP ILY
'if you ever did go with him, it’d be those couples i see on the street and my first thought is ‘he makes me laugh’ ahh relationship.'
i'm ngl my justification for liking him whenever my friends asked was like 'no i dont find him physically attractive but he's rlly funny... and nice... and we talk a lot...' so...
'honestly, i’m being dramatic 😭 like the angst is bad and the ending MIGHT be bittersweet, but it won’t evoke tears.'
THAT IS STILL HEARTBREAKING. I NEED MERCUPINE TO HAVE A VERY EXTRA HAPPY ENDING...
'just think of malakai (i don’t think you participated on the kai hate train so i’m saying this with a grain of salt lmao)'
LMAOOOO i find malakai so fucking funny. he makes me giggle
'i’ve got the most plainest life ever. the most you’ll get that i can even strain to think of ‘cause that’s how little lore there is to me is that bad grades will put me in a coma 😔'
thats so real actually... except i'm a senior so my grades have been SHIT this semester... my 95 gpa is now barely a 91.... if i'm lucky...
'i was gonna jump a middle-aged man for being rude to my mum at home bargains?'
HELLO?? HOW DOES THIS JUST HAPPEN??
anyways life update! my friends r coming over for secret santa today and i requested literally nothing but instant noodles so i'm rlly hoping i get 25 bucks worth of instant noodles bc i rlly want them.
i got my person a little snoopy figurine THAT WAS 25 DOLLARS??? but it's so cute so i cant even be mad
HELLO AGAIN 😋❤️ (i love how we’re gossiping about ur love life and talking about random nonsense in between through my inbox and not dms LMAOOO)
THAT’S A FEATURE? omg that means everyone i’ve sent asks to is just ignoring me wtf 🤨
☝🏽😲 … 😐
never sending asks to entitled mfs ever again 🫨
‘YOU’RE BRITISH????’ — born and raised… unfortunately 😬 and i’ve literally never stepped off english soil 😟 bUT I’M NOT UNCULTURED I SWEAR 😭
‘i was at a coffee shop and this one guy had a british accent and the entire staff was talking about it’ — i’m literally gonna hijack a plane going to canada, i swear 😕
‘ACTUALLY????’ — omg not now, no it’s the same as you. like when i first started watching it, i was younger, and now i’m older, but i mean irl. like yuji’s birth year (alongside his friends) is around 2002-2003.
i was born a few years after that 🌝
‘it makes me so emo’ — i’m literally gonna go out into society as an emo one day just for the feels 😭
‘BYE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SUKUNA’ — WHAT OTHER ABNORMAL CREATURE IN JJK HAS FOUR ARMS? HE’S SO GREEDY, LIKE WTH DO YOU NEED TWO OF EVERYTHING FOR? 🤨👎🏽
‘i was thinking ab this a second ago but yk how like sukuna is canonically yuji's uncle? YOU SHOULD IMPLIMENT THAT LMAOOOO... LIKE YUJI GETTING POSESSED BY HIS DEAD UNCLE OR SOMETHING HAHAHAHA’ — oh i’ve got smth all right 😭 the second it came out in the manga that they were related, the cogs in my brain started moving so fast 🌝
‘i tried to watch saltburn and had to stop during the vampire scene’ — EW DON’T EVEN REMIND ME AGAIN 🤢 and ykw, you ended it at the perfect time bc it didn’t get any better the more the movie went 😭 i still can’t get this one scene out of my head and i’m not even gonna tell you what it is ‘cause you probably wouldn’t know it (seeing as you were wise enough to drop the movie before it came up).
‘i’m a senior so my grades have been SHIT this semester’ — senior in high school? girlypop, we’re in the same academic year group 😋 (seniors in high school are second year college students in the uk)
wait i’m not aware of how the us gpa system works. isn’t 91 still good???
‘HELLO?? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN??’ — literally my exact reaction 💀 he kept saying my mum was touching him at the till, like this woman is married, why would she touch a homeless-looking-m*le like you? the standard he had of himself is way too high 😀
felt bad for his kid tho. he was silently watching me yell at his dad :/
‘anyways life update!’ — 😋
‘anyways life update! my friends r coming over for secret santa today and i requested literally nothing but instant noodles so i'm rlly hoping i get 25 bucks worth of instant noodles bc i rily want them’ — STOP I LOVE INSTANT NOODLES 😟 I LITERALLY BOUGHT TWO LARGE PACKS OF THE BULDAK HABANERO LIME RAMEN ONES RIGHT AFTER THE M*N INCIDENT 😭 lmk what you get for ur secret santa tho 😋
‘i got my person a little snoopy figurine THAT WAS 25 DOLLARS??? but it's so cute so i cant even be mad’ — no bc figurines shouldn’t be that expensive 😕 my catoru gojo plushie was like £15, and it’s not even that big so?? 😭
like i get it, it’s gojo, it should be worth a shit ton more, but i’m broke so spare me 🥴
they need to bring all these prices down bc rich ppl don’t even enjoy the same shit broke ppl do 🤨
#seoups is backkk#it’s a cute username#howwww did you come up with it?#seoups#i love random life updates#they’re so cutesie#and it’s just girly things#i love it#like yes tell me about the time you got lost on the train#tell me about the time you flew to mars#and don’t leave anything out#🤨#also secret santa would be so fun#i’ve never participated in it but like AISJWIJSS#i once participated in a secret santa for edits back in my instagram editing phase 🌝#and that was so fun#so imagine irl 😲#i love gifts as well#it’s the ONLY reason i look forward to my birthday#liar liar asks!
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No I’m not late, just took a break because school is currently busying my schedule.
if I could fit every screenshot here I would. But the limit. J my girl,,
ALRIGHT, finale episode huh? Yeah I’m not okay either
Ah good ol’ teacher with no canonical name (maybe, the fandom creates a new name for him every season) dudes so done with life he doesn’t care if the world is ending, I wonder if they extended the episode he might’ve had a much bigger role? Like he knew nori and khan before. Would’ve loved to see more of Alice,,
UGHHHHFGHEHDHD DAUGHTER MOTHER MOMENT. FINALLY. THE MOMENT WHEN “solver control me again?” “If you a little bitch” AND ITS SEEN AS PARENTAL ADVISORY. THEM.
he got more assertive with his emotions guys. He told her he was still mad about her whole “self sacrifice” thing back at ep 7. It’s so small yet so much. Guys. Development.
Ah. At least the solver was nice enough to send a message. The inaudible frustration afterwards was funny though-
This. Uzi literally admits being nervous over it because she can’t read the signs well because of how lonesome and isolated she was from her peers (my analysis, I suggest seeing a video or blog that talks deeper into her personality) and N saying that “that was the plan, yeah—“ UGHHSHWUSHUWSHJA
I’m. Gonna screa.m they mean so much to me chat.
The fact N literally gave her a drawing that said “I O U 1 SPACESHIP” is so damn adorable and her IRRITATION with it!! love it. I’m going to talk about this moment so keep it in mind real quick.
Can we appreciate the fact they applied the whole “gravity” space logic into this?? Even when uzi tried to talk with her mom earlier? I love when shows/games do this, hello Lizzy and Thad hope y’all like your time in the near-apocalypse. sorry you guys had to experience it 😭
“I’m fine! And CALM. and GO AWAY.” doesn’t seem calm to me J, lizzy rolling her eyes while Thad is concerned over their fate at that scene. PLEASE. Lizzys beef with that sentinel is like your two friends fighting on a daily basis for petty funsies.
JAW DROPPED. THE MUSIC WAS LITERALLY SO COOL WHEN THE BEAT DROPPED. AND SHES FUCKING BACK???!
YEAH NOT THE TIME TO GO “um actually” J. BUT PLEASE. PLEASE. WE ALL THOUGHT J DIDNT KNOW IT WAS CYN. BUT GUYS. SHE WAS. AND V IS FURIOUS. PLEASE STICK WITH ME THROUGH THIS.
Back at the camp episode, when V said “we do our jobs” it was what J told them all along. “And it leaves us alone/and that thing leaves us alone!” so the solver tricked them into thinking that once their job is over they’ll be left alone, remember when Uzi in the pilot told N that when the disassembly drones job was over that the “humans” would throw discard them? Yeah. Also am I the only one who thinks when J told her to “grow up” it’s like “grow up from the hopes of returning home/to the mansion and the solver leaving us alone”??
AND YOU WERE AWARE OF IT SIS? WERE YOU TRYING TO PROTECT THEM IN YOUR OWJ WAY? but seriously, while we did hate J in the pilot, when you think about it (far fetched but stick with me here) she was being mean and hard on them so they get the job done. So the solver would leave them be. Guys.
so remember how she and Tessa were super close? Yeah? Yeah it probably hurt her yeah. I’m fine. Don’t worry. I.m fine. Vs look of confused concern is no problem. Yeah.
See what I mean. It tortured J off screen. TAUNTED HER even. She even LOOKS upset by it. She wants PEACE. And she’s coping by calling the solver BOSS, THE NAME SHE CALLED TESSA BAKC AT THE MA.NSION.
“I never needed either of you.” leave my girl ALONE.
SCREAMS???THE STRESS IN THIS SCENE?!
fun fact: in the Russian dub when the solver says “you won’t talk to me because I have hurt you feelings.” It instead says “after all, I’ve been alive…” guys. Theorist. Do your thing. Right now my mind is scattered brothers. The same thing happens in the Spanish dub when the solver says “hi N!” It says it in Tessa voice. Guys. It’s taunting them.
And Vs apology before the solver literally IMPALES N. I’m gonna cry. She wasn’t aware the solver literally KILLED Tessa “Tessa is cyn!”
Hello? This moment that I see no one talking about?? Appalling. Maid Vs corpse?? So this is a flashback to episode 5 “home”, to where I assume the massacre already happened and this is when the solver (who canonically was said to have taken cyn as a HOST. confirmed by “Tessa”.) and while this might sound bizarre, is in the process of modeling the drones to disassembly ones??? Guys?? The fear and confusion in the mans eyes? He saw his former crush dead body and his supposed friend tear them both apart?? I pray for a season 2.
#murder drones#Murder drones Uzi#murder drones N#murder drones V#murder drones J#Guys I’m not okay#They all mean so much to me i#The ending made my heart HURT finally khan and nori are together#The music for this episode was MMMMMMMM delectable#Yeah don’t worry I’ll just post this in the middle of gravityfalls comeback
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Hello, me again, the weirdo that keeps requesting Westar
Could I kindly ask for Westar revealing to Human World!reader who he really is and where he's from? 🥺
Have a good one, drink water!
A/N ~ Welcome back! Of course I can! Hope you enjoy!(you’re not weird btw, request all the Westar fics you want!)
~Secret’s Out~
Westar x GN!Human World!Reader
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Fandom: Fresh Pretty Cure!
Fanfic Type: Oneshot
Reader: Gender neutral, from Earth
Relationship: Romantic
Genre: Hurt/Comfort?
Word Count: 1,296
Synopsis: Your boyfriend, “Hayato” isn’t good at keeping secrets. So it was only a matter of time before it slipped out that he wasn’t from Earth.
Warnings: Possibly OOC Westar?, lying(Westar), sort of abrupt ending
~Masterlists~
~Fresh Pretty Cure! Masterlist~
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A chuckle erupted from your throat when you saw the sight in front of you. Your boyfriend, Hayato, was surrounded by a big group of women, all fawning over him. Many asked for his number, or to go out with them. Some people would get jealous at this, but you thought it was funny and cute how popular he was with the ladies. What was even more funny and cute was his completely unamused face. He hates attention from random, unknown people.
After a few moments, Hayato spotted you, and his face lit up. He wasted no time pushing through the crowd to get to you.
“(name)!” He called happily. You smiled, and waved back. Once he reached you, he gave you a big, bone-crushing hug. You literally heard your back pop.
“Hey sweetie.” You said in a strangled voice. You patted his back to let him know you were struggling to breathe, and he let go. You took notice of the ladies, and how they all walked away in disappointment. Some even gave you a judging look.
“Sorry about them. I just can’t seem to get them to leave me alone!” Hayato said.
“Can you blame them though? You are super attractive, after all!” You said, lightly elbowing him.
He blushed, and cleared his throat. “Well, yeah. But don’t they have any manners?”
You laugh again. “Yeah, guess you’re right.” You took his hand, and began walking away from the scene. “You didn’t tell me you’d be in town today. You hanging out with the girls? I don’t see Shun or Setsuna.” You asked. Hayato and his friends all lived out of town. But they would often visit to hang out with Setsuna’s friends. And of course, Hayato would come to visit you.
“Oh, yeah. They already left to see them. But I wanted to see you.” He smiled.
“Aw, you’re so sweet.” You said. Hayato laughed bashfully.
“Besides, things in Labyrinth can be so much sometimes. So it’s nice to come to a place with much less tech and more color.” He said without thinking.
“Labyrinth? Oh, you mean the city you’re from! Is it really that much different from here?” You asked.
Hayato froze, and slapped a hand over his mouth. You were confused at this reaction. It was almost as if he said something he shouldn’t have.
“It’s not! It’s totally normal!” He tried to fumble something together to steer the conversation away from his hometown.
You raised a brow. “Uh, that’s not what you said earlier? You know, you never talk about your home much, and always change the subject when it’s brought up. I’m curious to what it’s like. I tried Googling it, but I didn’t find anything related to it. What’s up with that?”
Hayato felt a bead of sweat roll down his face. He really screwed up this time. He was always bad at keeping secrets, especially from you. He’s slipped up so many times, from calling his friends by their real names, to talking too much about Labyrinth.
“Hayato? You okay?” You asked, concerned about his unresponsiveness. “Your hand is sweaty and hot. Are you feeling okay?”
That was it. He gave up. He was gonna tell you. “(name) I have to tell you something!” He spat out, a bit too loudly, making few people nearby glanced your way.
“Uh okay. What is it?” You were genuinely weirded out by his behavior.
“Let’s go to your place first!” Not one second after those words left his mouth, he began sprinting in the direction of your house.
He was dragging you behind, and since he was so fast, you were concerned about your arm being ripped off. “Hayato! Slow down.” Without saying anything, he slowed a bit, but continued running.
Eventually, you arrived at your house. Hayato tried opening your door, jiggling the handle aggressively when it didn’t budge.
“It’s locked, Hayato. Lemme get my key.” You said.
“Oh, right. Sorry.” He stepped aside. He looked so nervous, it made you begin to seriously worry.
The moment the door was unlocked and opened, he practically jumped inside. You followed, and locked the door behind you. Hayato was already sitting on the couch, fiddling with his thumbs by the time you made it into the living room.
“Hayato, what the heck is going on with you?” You asked, getting frustrated now.
“It’s Westar.” He mumbled out.
“What?”
“My name is Westar.” He said louder. The look he gave you was one of pure guilt.
“What are you talking about?” You were seriously concerned.
“Labyrinth is my home. B-But it’s not on Earth. It’s a different place. That’s where me, Sestuna and Shun are from.” He was sweating profusely, and tripping over his words. He was also being uncharacteristically serious.
“What do you mean ‘not on Earth’? How could you not be from Earth?” You were getting a bit scared, and started backing away.
“Please don’t run away (name)!” He said, jumping out of his seat and reaching out to you. “I wanted to tell you, but I’m not supposed to!”
“Tell me what? Nothing you’re saying is making any sense!” You raised your voice, making Westar flinch.
He sighed sorrowfully. “I’ll try to explain better.” He sat back down.
“There’s this place called Labyrinth. It’s kind of like Earth, and the people there look like humans. But there’s a lot more technology. That’s where I live. My real name is Westar, but I change my name and what I look like to fit in here. Shun and Setsuna are the same.” He explained it all to you. You just stood there, shocked. “But I’m still me! And I still love you! I wanted to tell you, but I’m not really supposed to! I’m probably gonna get in a lot of trouble for doing this.”
You both sat in silence for a few moments. “So that’s why you were always so secretive?” You finally asked. Westar nodded. “So you’re, like, an alien?”
“A what?” He asked, confused.
“A being from another planet.”
“Umm I don’t think it’s really another planet? It’s more like just another world.” He said. Explaining was never one of his strengths.
“Oh. So what do you really look like?” You asked, curiously getting the best of you.
Westar definitely didn’t expect you to ask that, but decided to show you anyway. “Oh! Lemme show you.” With a flash, his appearance changed. Not as drastically as you expected. He turned more pale, and his hair changed from blonde to a very pale turquoise. His clothes also changed. And they certainly didn’t look like any clothes you’ve ever seen. Your jaw dropped, completely taken aback from the otherworldly transformation.
“Sorry! I should’ve given you a warning… or something.” He apologized. “So… are you mad?”
You looked him up and down, taking in his new form. “I… don’t think so.” Westar sighed in relief. “I always suspected something was going on. You were never really good at hiding it. But I was never expecting… this.” You gestured to his whole body.
He smiled big, and ran over to you. He threw himself into you, giving you another bone-crushing hug.
You wheezed from the air being squeezed out of you, then laughed. “Yeah, I guess I’m not really mad. After all, you’re still basically the same old Hayato- I mean, Westar. Besides, I understand why you had to keep it a secret.”
Westar let go. “So you still love me?” He asked, with the biggest puppy dog eyes he could make.
“Yes, sweetie. I still love you.” You giggled, then kissed him. He happily kissed back, hugging you again.
After a few moments though, he abruptly pulled away, panic written all over his face. “Oh gosh, Soular’s gonna be pissed.”
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#baileypie-writes#pretty cure#pretty cure x reader#precure#precure x reader#fresh precure#fresh precure x reader#westar#westar x reader#precure westar#precure westar x reader
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COD things I think about just price being a dad towards his team makes me soft, also nik and price being married is so funny and also gives good angst prompts, and I always see this but graves trying to makes moves on soap and everyone stops him because they know he is a red flag (they are also jealous how graves make soap laugh so much he puts his hand on his chest) and prevents him for going further with soap.
I’ve been seeing so many Nik x Price fanarts on my twitter timeline and I’m living for it aye, that shit is just so good.
The one prompt I’ve got sticking out in my mind about Nik and Price is Nik coming back from his own little mission, tired as anything but excited to see his not-husband-husband (because ‘Nik, I’ll not say you’re my husband if you don’t give me a proper wedding day. I haven’t lived this long for nothing.’)
But he’s excited, smiling to himself as he thinks of the man, but the first thing he comes across is so wildly reminiscent of a husband coming home after work to his kids and partner in absolute chaos that he just freezes and stares for far too long.
There Soap and Gaz are, halfway up a flagpole and yelling down at Ghost who literally looks like he’s about to climb the damn thing, while Price stands to the side looking like a tired dad that can’t help but be endlessly amused and fond.
Nik walks over, still staring at the scene but taking a moment to pull Price into his side so he can kiss the side of his head before he’s asking what the fuck is going on.
Price snorts, waving a hand toward them uselessly as he speaks, “Oh y’know Soap. He was being a shit and dragged Garrick into it which ended up with Simon in the middle. They figured he’d have too much pride to climb a flagpole to get them but he’s seriously been considering it.”
Nic hums, smile cracking across his face when a startled scream and dread filled wail escape the two sergeants once Ghost actually starts climbing the damn thing.
“And you haven’t done anything because?” Price sighed again, head falling to the side so he could bury his face in Nik’s neck in an attempt to block out their madness.
“Was waiting for you to get back so you could give me some patience.” The pilot laughs a little louder this time, giving the man a longer lasting kiss for his troubles before sending him off.
“Do this now and I’ll make you some of that stew you enjoy so much.” Price is reluctant still, but he’s afraid of what will happen if he actually lets Ghost reach his sergeants while they’re still up that pole so he goes.
And if Nikolai’s promise of good food and his company makes him just a touch less harsher than he should’ve been then you won’t see any of the guys complaining about it.
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Oh my god! The 141 glaring Graves down or purposely steering Soap away from him at every available chance? Oof, thats fun.
That mf would get so salty he’d purposely start getting bolder with his flirting attempts and make shittier jokes, because if his time with Soap is gonna get cut down he’s gonna make sure it’s still worth it.
Price desperately wants to just kick the American out on his ass and call it a day but he knows Soap’s got a bit of a soft spot for him, plus he’d actually face very real and very serious repercussions from his superiors if he did that with no reason… viable reason that is.
Gaz shamelessly interrupts and drags Soap away whenever he catches so much as a glimpse of Graves near them. He can barely stand him on a good day, let alone one where he’s constantly going after his best friend.
Ghost doesn’t do much more than stare him tf down in that silent, semi-creepy way he has. Graves gets wildly unsettled by it because he knows (in his little lizard brain) that if he were to go toe to toe with him, not only would he lose but he’d also disappear off the face of the Earth. And that’s the last thing he wants right now.
Soap of course doesn’t have a damn clue, is honestly just happy to be with his team as often as he has been lately. He also enjoys hanging out with Graves, he likes having someone he can just have casual, light conversations with where its nothing more than good laughs and friendly interactions.
#fic prompt#fuck off haters#i’m looking at you die hard cod players#johnny ‘soap’ mctavish#prompt#call of duty#fic#simon ‘ghost’ riley#ghost#nikolai x price#one sided graves x soap#141 x soap#jealous 141#oblivious soap#simp graves#dad price#tired dad price#gremlin 141 squad#essentlly step dad Nikolai honestly#reply#response#anonymous
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it’s kinda funny to me how people will say that there’s multiple ways of being black but there’s nonblack people literally portraying themselves as if they were a black person and you have people who love black culture but don’t wanna take the time to realize how harmful is it to not recognize that the way we talk isn’t ‘tiktok slang’ the way we dress isn’t ‘ratchet’ the way we do our hair isn’t ‘nappy or wrong’ like literally everything we do will not be credited as something that is ours
i know some people be like “well why can’t you just share your culture? it’s the right thing to do?” you don’t get happy to share your culture when it was the only thing you had that was ours after coming to whatever country you were enslaved in. i’m not big on it in and of itself because we’re never allowed to practice your culture freely with no repercussions, everybody and they momma gotta have a say in what black people do as a collective. suddenly, the way we talk ain’t good but when a non-black person starts talkin like us, it’s cute and gangster.(in the cool white way, not the getting into drugs and bad stuff kinda way)
me personally, i feel like my culture is for me and my people alone. especially when you see how disrespectful and uneducated people can be but be swearing that “well maybe if you-.” we ain’t there to teach y’all of something that you don’t even respect cause you sure as hell don’t respect black people likeeee it’s so telling honestly
i’m tired of black people hatin on each other because of what non-black view us as. the women shouldn’t have to wear wigs to see themselves as pretty or that ‘well natural hair takes too much work..” it’s your hair, it’s a part of you!!! the men shouldn’t have to go high and low just to find a replica of they momma, grow up and realize that they ain’t gotta be actin like someone’s disrespecting them solely because of just asking them a question.
especially, the child abuse, physical, emotional and sexual abuse, the hiding pedophiles and sex offenders in the comforts of our homes because they’re family. ain’t nobody’s family if you around touching on people inappropriately, you ain’t gonna be around nobody til you get yourself together, if you ever will. it’s just tiring because everything with being black, people love expect the getting killed by the police, having people be on high alert just because of what you look like, it being harder and harder to get respect because of what you look like honestly, i’m pretty sure y’all like the getting killed by police part cause after 2020, we was/still are being killed by them and y’all ain’t say a word.
it’s just the fact that no one will sympathize with you because “well, black woman and girls are always suppose to be strong.” everybody needs a break once and awhile but that doesn’t excuse the abusive black women either, whether or not they was treated right, it’s a reason but not a excuse. it’s the while having child predators in our personal spaces, it’s more and more likely that sexual violence will be present, the having ya momma be like “go put some clothes on, your *male family figure*’s coming over.” the not being able to be a kid because of that and the adultification of young children because of they skin color.
but ofc we can’t be bitter, can’t hate on our oppressors because “we know white people aren’t great but give us a break!” like ain’t nobody perfect but the least you could do is just go away or send me back to a africa that isn’t ruined by colonization and greed from the US, you take and take from the motherland just to say “GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY!” ugh, the hypocrisy
#cade’s things#cade’s thoughts 💭#misogynoir#antiblackness#antiblackracism#black issues#generational trauma#<- in a sense#child abuse#abuse#family trauma#childhood trauma#colonization#the us is ass#cultural appropriation#black culture
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I’m trying to think about which of the two would make the first “move”, Marie or George.
Like, Marie is a theater geek whose only exposure to romance is probably the kiss in Sleeping Beauty and showtunes about love.
George on the other hand is an introvert and a southern gentleman and as crazy as he is for Marie idk if he would have it in him to suggest taking things to the next level.
But I could also see him as being eager to do so.
It was probably one of those situations where they both came to each other like
“Hey uh… I was actually thinking…”
“Me too….”
“Did you want to like… take our relationship to the next level?”
“I was literally thinking the same thing”
“Oh awesome ok”
“Cool”
But it’s equally as funny if Marie was like throwing herself at him and he’s just like “you better stop being so obvious or your pa is going to bury me in your backyard”
Or if he was like “hey my parents are going out of town this weekend to visit my folks so like I’m gonna be home alone not doing anything maybe you could come over 👀 and we could figure out something to do 👀👀👀with noone in the house 👀👀👀👀 and boy it’s sure a hot summer we’re having 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 like if you spent the night you wouldn’t even need pajamas 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀”
#killer frequency#text post#marie campbell#george barrow#rose is just yapping again#shitpost#it would be REALLY funny if they were like “yknow what let’s wait until we get married”#but then like a year goes by and they’re like “ok well why don’t we just wait until we turn 18’’#that’s MY headcanon anyways#the good southern boi he is#the good midwestern girl she is
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Losses and Gains 1- She Deserves Better
Author’s Note: This is the first chapter of Losses and Gains, the second part of To Have it All. This is Something More...from Jensen's side!
Summary: Jensen doesn't take it well when Y/n catches the eye of a certain British gentleman.
Pairing: Jensen x Reader, background Reader x Tom Hiddleston
Word count: 4149
Story Warnings: open marriage, mentions of depression and heartbreak, the beginnings of bad things
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I knew. When I watched Y/n ride away in that Uber, I knew that Danneel had broken something. Months of getting closer, being in love with each other, building some secret something with her...all torn down with one catty, jealous comment from my wife.
I was hoping she'd come back around but I knew that I had one shot to see her and bring her back to me. I was hoping that showing her that I was still in love even when she was clear across the continent would work. I called her every night after we wrapped. The calls were short, fifteen minutes, usually, but I managed to make her laugh at least once a day. It was a good thing. Made me feel like there was still a connection between us.
I spent my days sad and my nights dreaming of her. I missed her so much and I knew, I knew it in my heart, that she was pulling back and that I was at risk of losing her. Losing her...well, that was going to be the worst thing I could think of.
When she went to Atlanta, I was excited. She'd be alone. She'd be able to remember how being with me felt. At least that was the way I thought it'd go. I mean, especially when she actually called me at noon on the first day of her shooting with Marvel. "Hey. How's your first day on a major motion picture going?"
“Uh, it’s good. My hair is super red. My voice is already tired," she said as I sat in my recliner in my trailer. "You remember when Rich was directing and he made us do the French Toast scene thirteen freakin’ times? Nothing compared to these Marvel guys.”
I chuckled as I remembered the day a few months ago. “You havin’ fun, though? Meet any of the biggies, yet?”
“Yeah, actually. Most of my scenes are with Tom.”
“Which one?” There were several Toms in the MCU so that was funny to me.
She laughed and I smiled. She hadn't really laughed since she went home...not with me, anyway. “Hiddleston. Sinthea has most of her scenes with Loki. I have a small interaction with Stephen Strange and two tiny scenes with Thor, but that’s it. So, I’m sadly not gonna have any screen time with Robert Downey Jr. or Sebastian Stan." She sounded so excited. "Oh, they did tell me something cool and super-secret-keep-your-mouth-shut. I get the mid-credits scene.”
I was filled with pride for her. That was a big fucking deal. “No shit?”
“No shit. Well, me and Tom, but… it’s Sinthea’s reveal, which I can’t go into because it's super-secret-keep-your-mouth-shut.”
“So, you're already callin' him by his first name, huh? I knew they’d take to you as fast as we did.”
There was a long moment of silence before she gave a little sigh. "Yeah, um, about that…Tom asked me for drinks after we wrap tonight.”
Drinks. I knew what that meant. He was making his move on her. Already, he was making his move. He hadn't even known her six hours! And she was going for it? “You said 'yes’?” I asked.
“Of course, I did," she practically squeaked.
I got irrationally pissed off. I was losing her. I was losing her to Tom fucking Hiddleston on the day they met each other and there was nothing I could do about it. But I wasn't pissed off at her…no, all that anger was directed at Dee and Hiddleston. “No, you’re right. I've got no claim to you, no right to stop you from your life. Hell, I’ve got a wife. Look, I gotta go. Bob’s calling. Talk to you later.” I was shaking as I hung up the phone. I literally hung up on her.
I jumped up and started pacing back and forth in the living room area, trying to deal with the anger. I threw my phone at the plush back of the recliner and rubbed my hand across my face as it bounced and hit the floor. What was I going to do? Was there anything I could do? I was stuck. I could only sit back and hope the man wasn't as charming as he seemed. There had to be something wrong with him, right?
"Wishful thinking, first of all. He's a complete fuckin' gentleman, by all accounts," Jared said when I told him what soured my mood. "Besides...this could be a good thing for her! She deserves a nice guy!"
"I'm a nice guy!" I argued. "She already has a-"
"Jensen, she doesn't have a nice guy in her life that can be a public part of her life and she deserves someone who won't treat her like a dirty little secret."
I clenched my jaw and my fists. "I have never treated her like a dirty-"
"The first rule of your relationship is that I'm the only person other than your wife who can know about Y/n. That is, exactly, treating her like a dirty fucking secret." Jared shrugged. "Come on, Ackles. Don't act like you don’t know how this played out for her. I told you how it was affecting her and how much worse it could get. You're lucky, and she's lucky, that she found someone else before either of you got in too fucking deep."
I scoffed. "She's not his yet. I can still pull this out. I can still fix-"
"Jensen!" His tone snapped me out of my monologue and I looked up to catch his eyes. "Stop. Just fucking stop. She's not his yet, but she's not yours either. She put up a wall and you need to respect that shit. Call your wife and work on fixing that instead."
"Are you kidding me right now? Dee is the reason that Y/n was emotionally available for this asshole to swoop in and turn on the charm! Why would I want to fix anything with-"
"Because she's your wife and you love her and she needs to be more important than your ex-mistress, okay?" Jared patted my shoulder and walked away as I processed his words.
He was right. Jared usually is when it comes to other people's lives. But I didn’t want him to be right. I just wanted to have both of the women I loved. Is that so fucking wrong?
So I switched my flight to Atlanta. I was planning to fly out Friday night to get there for her birthday Saturday, but I needed to get there as soon as possible to mitigate the damage.
Tom Hiddleston. Why did it have to be Tom Hiddleston? Why did she have to be interested in him? All that Loki energy rolling off of him.
I spent the rest of the day pissed off. Luckily, it worked with the episode since Dean was having to deal with Jack and spent half the episode irritated. We wrapped at about 1 in the morning. I was exhausted, cold, and still pissed as I trudged toward my trailer. I was planning to call her and leave a message before I went back to the condo...but my phone rang before I could get there.
"Hey." From the heavy way she said the greeting, I could tell she was drunk. It was 4 am in Atlanta and she was drunk dialing me. "Jensen, I’m drunk.”
“I can hear that," I said as I opened the trailer and stepped up into it.
“I’m drunk and I’m alone.” Alone now or alone completely? “I didn’t go back to Tom’s hotel with him, which...he's in the Ritz, by the way...because I was left with the distinct impression that you are mad at me and I don’t want you mad at me, Jay.”
Of course she thought I was mad at her and not him. She's got the self-esteem of an abused puppy. I couldn’t let her keep thinking my issue was with her so I scratched my head and sighed. "I ain’t mad at you. I know I…” Words. What words are the right words? Why do I struggle to say the right shit to her so often? “I’m married. We aren’t dating. I knew we were temporary when we started it." Which was painful but true. "I just didn’t expect you to leave me as soon as you…left Vancouver.”
“I’m…sure it’s temporary with him, too. It fuckin’ always is. Look, I’m not going anywhere, Jay. I…I’m part of the Family now, right? Even if Tara gets killed off, I’m part of the Supernatural Family. Even if we aren’t together, I’m gonna be around. Right? You aren’t gonna cut me off just because-”
“No! God, no!" The very idea of it...never...I could never. "Come on. Don’t…look, I’m not mad at you. I just really wish I could give you what you deserve.”
“I deserve a chance with Tom. Since I can’t have you…I deserve Tom. But I deserve to be your friend, too. Please, don’t take that away from me.”
I didn't think I could watch her be with him. I couldn’t stand idle as she started a relationship with him. I knew it was going to hurt too much, but still I said, “I won’t. I’m here for you. Promise.”
“Good. I have to get some sleep so…Jay. Don’t hang up on me again. It hurt.”
I shook my head at myself. I never wanted to hurt her. “I know. I’m sorry. Hey, but I’ll see you at the Atlanta Con, right? You don’t have any shooting for this weekend, do you?”
“Yeah. Definitely. The director cleared me for that weekend before I even got here.”
“Okay, great. I’ll see you then, Baby Girl.”
“Good night, Jay.”
I bit my lip as I disconnected the call. At least that hadn't changed. She still called me 'Jay' and it still made my heart thud out an extra beat.
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Clif didn't like the idea of me going to the convention alone. I was supposed to be with Jared. I was supposed to stay guarded. But I promised him that I was just going to sneak into the green room and surprise Y/n and then I was gonna grab a drink with her back at the hotel. He insisted on coming along anyway.
I made it to the con hotel about a half hour after karaoke started and I found the green room by memory from the last time we did a con in Atlanta and from there, I had a smitten volunteer take me to the backstage area. I could hear Y/n's voice as we approached. She was singing a duet, some Meghan Trainor thing I had heard her sing in the kitchen while making dinner. But instead of her singing the male and female like she did when she was frying chicken, there was another voice coming through the speakers.
I was, for the first time, irrationally pissed off at her. She brought him to our space. Conventions were ours. Conventions were for the Family and she brought this guy she barely fucking knew into our place.
I went back to the green room and started pacing. "Can you believe that shit? She brought him to a convention! She should know better! He's not one of us! Why would she bring- isn't it bad enough that he's stolen her away?" Clif just shook his head at me and went out into the hallway. He was not shy about the fact that he was on the 'let it go' train Jared was driving. I kept pacing for a few moments before sitting down on one of the couches, seething at her and at him. Tom, who walked in as I was debating leaving the con and pretending that I’d never been there. He stopped at the door and I glared at him. I couldn’t help it.
Y/n followed him into the green room about a minute later, practically bouncing with happiness. “Hey! You were amazing! Your voice is like velvet!” she exclaimed.
He gave her an uncomfortable smile and nodded toward me before he said something I couldn’t hear. She looked over at me and gasped before rushing at me. “What are you doing here on a Friday?!”
I stood up and pulled her into a hug. It felt good to have her in my arms again but I was still pissed off so I just licked my lips and stepped back. “Well, your birthday’s tomorrow. I didn’t wanna miss out on your big two-nine. Though, I kinda feel like I may be a third wheel now that I see him. I cannot believe you invited him to a con.”
She literally rolled her eyes at me and grabbed my hand, pulling me across the room toward him. “Tom, this is Jensen. Jensen, this is Tom.”
He extended his hand for me to shake it and for a moment I almost let him hang, but the look in Y/n’s eyes told me I couldn’t really do that. If I did, I’d be spurning her. So I took his hand and tried to crush it in my own. To his credit, he didn’t show any pain. He just smiled politely and nodded. “It’s a pleasure,” he said and I forced myself to nod at him.
“Right,” I agreed, as I stepped back from him and turned my focus on Y/n. “So...how about a drink, Y/n/n? I mean, if your friend doesn’t mind.”
“I agree, a drink is a wonderful idea. Should we wait until the karaoke fun is over or-” It made me cringe that he answered for her.
“Oh, we definitely have to wait for the finale!” Y/n exclaimed. “Everyone’s gonna sing ‘Carry On My Wayward Son’! If Jensen goes out to sing with us for the finale, the audience will freak the fuck out! He’s literally never here for karaoke!”
I didn’t really feel up to it. I didn’t want anyone to know that I was there except her. “Yeah, I, uh, don’t know if that’s such a good idea, roomie. I just came early for a birthday drink with you...and after you bringing your new friend, I’m sure they’ve probably had enough excitement for one night.”
She immediately slipped into her puppy dog face. “Oh, come on, Jay! The fans will love it!”
I ran my hand down my face and shook my head. “Fuck. You sure do know how to use those eyes on me, don’t you? I...guess I can do some Kansas. But after ‘Carry On’ you and I are grabbing a drink...just the two of us,” I said, hoping she wouldn’t put up any protest. If she protested, I’d just go have a drink by myself...and I thought I was going to have to do that because she looked over her shoulder at Tom, like she was asking permission.
“It’s fine. I’m sure you two have quite a lot to talk about with your...roommate. Meet me back at my hotel afterward?”
His hotel? She was staying at his hotel?
She nodded. “I’ll text you when I’m done. Just to make sure you’re still awake.”
“I’ll put on the strong tea.” He winked at her, then kissed her cheek and left.
I wasn’t sure how to deal with it. I wasn’t sure what to say. I was so full of anger and pain. “So, you’re staying with him now?”
She shook her head. “No. I’m still at the Holiday Inn Express. I did stay at the...Ritz last night. And it looks like I might be staying there again tonight.” I was so hurt and pissed off about the very idea that she already fucked him that my stomach seemed to burn inside.
“Wow, that was fast. I mean, took me months of flirting with you before we made it to the bedroom,” I snapped. I didn’t want to make her feel bad but I was pissed. I could see the offense on her face and I felt bad about it but I was too pissed off to care much.
“Jensen, I had no fucking self esteem when I met you. I-I couldn’t even imagine that someone like you was flirting with me. But...you did and...because you showed me that I was worth the attention of a...of a god among men, I was able to see it for what it really was when Tom asked me for drinks.”
I scoffed. “Oh, so you’re saying that it’s my fault that you’re fuckin’ that guy? That...stupid...British...ginger…” I couldn’t articulate my anger. I couldn’t articulate my feelings.
She looked away but nodded. “In a bit of a roundabout way...yeah. I’m sorry, Jay. It’s just...we can’t ever be more than what we were. You’re married and you love her.”
“Yeah, of course I do, but you and I both know that my love for you didn’t start or stop at the bedroom door,” I reminded her and she looked away from me.
“But the way you love her...your love for her and your kids...it’s all-encompassing. You...can’t…” She sighed and looked away from me. “Jensen, I will always love you. Always, but...I deserve to be someone’s one and only. I would never be more than a--a distraction for your long days away from home. I deserve more than that.”
“I…” I shook my head and looked away from her. “I know. It doesn’t mean I gotta like it, though. I thought we were happy with our prior arrangement.”
“We were...until...I wasn’t.”
“Because you met him,” I accused her.
“Because I realized I wanted more,” she responded.
I was on the verge of tears, my heart breaking at the idea of her wanting more than what I could give her. “I don’t think I’m going to be able to stick around for the finale. Sorry. I’m sorry. I’m just...not into it,” I said, starting to walk away.
Her hand wrapped around my wrist and I looked back at her. “Jay, please don’t shut down.”
I couldn’t hold back my anger anymore. “What do you want from me?” I snatched my hand away from her. “If you had told me ‘no’ in January, then it could’ve been okay.” No, it wouldn’t have. It would have hurt if she told me no, but it wouldn’t have hurt like this did. “We could’ve stayed friends but after everything we’ve been through...Y/n, you’re leaving me for Loki. It’s that simple.”
“We weren’t dating, Jensen!” she whispered, furiously. “I was your sex toy. I was something for you to play with when you were away from your wife!”
“I love you and you know that!” I growled and I was a little bit louder than I should have been.
“But you can’t be with me,” she whispered...and her voice was full of so much pain...and that hurt me.
Fuck, I just wanted everything to be okay. “What if I could?” I asked, before clarifying. “What if...we were really together?”
She looked around, obviously making sure that no one was around to hear what I’d said. Obviously, I wouldn’t have said that in front of anyone. She shook her head. “You’d never leave her and I would never want you to. It’s the last thing I want to be a homewrecker and she is your home. Her and JJ and A-to-Z.” I love the way she called the twins ‘A-to-Z’ but I couldn’t appreciate it right then. “I would never want to break that up. But I deserve to be with someone I can tell my family about. I deserve to be with someone for more than just the few weekends we do conventions and the couple weeks I shoot on the show. I’m not gonna be on Supernatural forever, Jay, and what then? I deserve-”
I couldn’t hear her say anymore. “I know that! I just wish I could be what you deserve.”
She looked irritated. “If I’d met you before 10 Inch Hero...but I never would have...before…” She shook her head. “Jensen, it’s just not in the cards for us. You should find someone else because...I’m moving on.”
“I don’t want another girlfriend. I want you.”
She looked away from me and sighed. “Fuck, Jay. I’m ready for a grown-up relationship. I am ready from more than just sex.”
That. That hit me harder than anything else. “Is that what you think this was? You can’t really think that’s all you and I had.”
“We couldn’t ever be anything else!” she hissed at me and I could see that she was as hurt by the whole argument as I was but my anger and hurt wouldn’t let me empathize. “We were never going to date or-or have a relationship that I could ever tell my friends or family about. I was always going to be a secret. What we did, for the past eight months, was hide in dark corners and behind bedroom doors and I knew for the last couple months that I wasn’t ever going to get more than that. I thought it was what I wanted. I thought that was less drama and it would be a good idea because the last time I tried to have something real was when I lost everything. I lost myself in Nate but I’m better now. I’m a fuckin’ adult, Jay, and I deserve-”
“I know!” I couldn’t help but lose my temper because she was right. She was right and I didn’t want to hear it. I just wanted her. Why did that have to be so fucking hard? “I get it! I’m not giving you what you deserve! But I’m not gonna stand here and pretend to like this shit because I don’t!”
“Keep your damn voice down!” she demanded, looking around nervously. I didn’t even care if someone heard at that moment. My world was crashing down. Her eyes were sad but she was breaking up with me and there was too much happening in my heart for me to care about what some fan or one of our friends was gonna say. “Fuck, Jensen...I can’t do this. If you want to push me away...if you wanna end our friendship over this…” She got a little fire behind her eyes as she stepped up closer and looked up at me. “If you wanna act like I’m fucking wronging you by stepping away from my status as your sanctioned fuck-toy, especially when I know that your wife was not as on-board as you both made it seem...Fine,” she bit out before stomping away.
“Oh, yeah, ‘cause I’m the fuckin’ bad guy here, right?! Happy birthday, Y/n!” I shouted as she disappeared into the hallway. I punched the nearest chair but it didn’t make me feel better, so I moved to the closest wall. I was about to do some damage when Clif walked in.
“The hell do you think you’re doing? Padalecki’s the one who’s supposed to get his ass hurt.”
“I don’t wanna hear it, Clif.” He scoffed as he followed me out the back door of the green room, heading toward the parking lot.
“You’re being a dumbass,” he said as soon as we got in the SUV.
“Said I don’t wanna hear it.”
“Yeah, but you need to. Am I your friend?”
I rolled my eyes. I wasn’t in the mood for a lecture. I didn’t want to hear how I’d fucked everything up. But I didn’t have anywhere to go once he started driving to the hotel.
“Course you are.”
“And you know I’ve been watching. I’ve been around. I see things a lot of folks don’t, right?”
“Yeah.”
“She was on her way out before Danneel even met her.” I glared at him in the rearview mirror. Yeah, I just heard her say the same shit, but I didn’t want to believe it. “I could see it in her eyes after you started with the lovey-dovey bullshit. As much as she wanted you, she knew that you couldn’t give her what she needed...and you can’t.”
I shook my head. “Clif...you don’t understand.”
“I do. I watch, remember? You’re so in love. I know. But now you have to give her an opportunity to have something else.” I looked out the window as he pulled into the parking garage at the hotel and parked. “I’m not going to tell you to focus on your family or any of the crap Jared’s been telling you. I’m going to ask you: does Y/n deserve someone who can shout his feelings from the rooftops, or should she stay someone’s secret for the rest of her life?”
I didn’t have to answer. We all knew exactly what Y/n deserved.
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I feel kinda bad bc my WoLMeric ship is actually kinda toxic lmao
Like, Elysia kinda looses her shit post Heavensward after loosing Haurchefant and Ysale. It’s her villain origin story, if you will.
Haurchefant was her first love and everyone knew it, but Aymeric still fell for her. He still pursues her after he dies and basically becomes the home wrecker lmao. Elysia, because she’s kinda like ARR Thancred, fucking sleeps with him and things get real awkward real quick. It fucks both of them up big time.
Aymeric def deserves better than this train wreck, but I’ve decided that it’s funny AND angsty so I’m keeping it. I mean, how can he not fall for her? Elysia is the Warrior of Light- she is nothing but selfless and brave. Not to mention pretty but that is a whole other can of worms lmao.
Jk I am dealing with it here. sO-
Elysia is from a noble family in Hingashi, obviously she left but we’ll come back to that later. Basically, before leaving she was kinda only known and valued for her beauty. Which does wonders to someone’s self esteem y’know? On the one hand, she is confident, and some might even say a little vain. On the other, she knows how people see her, how men see her. She figures Aymeric is just another guys who’s Down Bad TM for her and he is but it goes deeper than she thinks. But also Ishgard is y’know… Catholic, so Aymeric also feels guilty for thinking about her like that.
Elysia is well aware that she’s being puppeted by the Alliance and the Scions. (in a way) Obvs she does it willingly and believes in their cause, but she mostly does it out of duty. She is the only one strong enough to save everyone, she has to.
(Even if she really can’t save everyone… I really miss Haurchefant and Ysale okay)
And this is where I think she parallels pretty well with Aymeric, in how they both deal with their respective duties.
I see a lot of people bringing it up and yeah, Aymeric is lonely. He loves his nation, make no mistake, but he is so lonely. Estinien leaves Ishgard, apparently Lucia does too, and WoL can’t be around all the time. But still, he is a politician and will do anything for his nation. But he literally says in the dinner scene that he does want to travel and I- ueueueuehjahskhwiuiloveyousmiwannatakeyouonvacationwithme-
But yeah despite all that, despite wanting to resign post uhhh Nidhog final fight (I think) - he remains steadfast for his nation which is super fucking admirable. Like sir you’re 32 you should be doing other things lmao. You are way too noble (and hot) to be a politician.
Elysia on the other hand, well- I’mma be honest she’s kind of selfish. She runs away from her original duties in Hingashi, and she’s only playing hero now because nobody else can. In a way though, nobody can really hold her down. That’s why she became an adventurer, because she knew she was meant for much more than some arranged marriage.
So it’s kinda juicy because Aymeric is lonely but devoted, and Elysia is burned by her duty. Idk where the line is from but it’s smth like “There is no greater burden, but also no greater honour” yeah that’s Elysia.
Having said that Aymeric is devoted, he is HOPELESSLY Devoted to her
But noooww there’s noooooowhere to hide since you pushed my love asiiiiiide I’m ouuuutt of my head, Hopelessly Devoted to youuuuuuuuu- oh wait that kinda fits their dynamic. Huh. Oh, I’m gonna think abt this now-
Yeah anyways you thought Haurchefant was down bad? Well, he definitely was but so is Aymeric. Bro is ready to walk into hell and be seen as a sinner for some Au Raussy. Okay no but he is hopelessly in love with her. It is very easy to see. I mean bro literally invites her to his house for dinner??? Alone??? The rumours are rumouring.
Aymeric makes it very clear that he is in love with her and will remain so even if she doesn’t return his feelings. Honestly, it’s more of a weird situationship than anything. Elysia won’t flat out reject him and they do find some comfort in the other’s company, but at the same time, Elysia isn’t really reciprocating so much as she is just there. It’s weird she teases and kinda flirts with him (in private) but y’know she wont say she loves him or anything.
I do believe there is some capacity for this to turn out as a healthy relationship, but not right now lmao. Elysia def deserves a reality check and I don’t want to keep bullying Aymeric. I do think they’re cute together, Elysia being kind of a tease x Catholic white boy Aymeric.
Oh yeah also have this fun relationship chart which summarizes everything I just said except for the duty part
#Oh yeah also i didn’t know where to fit it in but the age gap is kinda… uh….#Aymeric would catch a case let’s just say#Elysia is 22 he is TEN years older than her#Context: i did not plan on shipping them at first and I wanted Elysia to still be young enough to be attached to her family#But still be an adult#Bc the idea is that pre-ARR she’s already been hopping around Eorzea for a while after running away on her 18th birthday#Yes Eorzea’s hero is an emotionally unstable college student#Ffxiv#wolmeric#aymeric x wol#aymeric de borel#wol x aymeric#ffxiv oc#Wol oc#warrior of light oc#if it makes u feel any better they’re perfectly happy in a modern au#are you ever so normal you make a long ass post abt your oc x canon ship dynamic?#And a whole ass presentation to boot???#wol elysia vespera
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1/2 3x08! ‘This better start with them fucking! I miss-(the ep starts with someone saying they have a tight ass)nevermind..why is that dude’s hat red but everything is in black and white? Oh they are workers of the street’ ‘ITS JUSTIN! Why is his head in a lamp? Dude it was just a harp player with a dumb goatee, its not that deep. Daph feels the same as i do, seriously what was so special about him that you cant stop thinki-(Justin says hes talking about Brian) HELL YEAH BABY! THATS FUCKING RIGHT! TEAM BRIAN! DAPHNE IS ALSO HAPPY! EXACTLY MISTAKE! (Daph reveals her plan) OH DAPHNE YOU BEAUTIFUL EVIL GENIUS, I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU! *pauses tv and runs to the piece of paper he taped on the wall and points* I FUCKING CALLED IT! IM PSYCHIC! RAVEN MOVE OVER BECAUSE THATS SO (his name) IS HERE *looks at his list* okay so I was off a little but it’s still close, but her working with Bri Bri would be dope as fuck! *keeps looking at his list* i wonder what else I’m right about’ ‘anyway we are going back to season 1 stalker era!’ Mel and Linds come on ‘oh come on! Nobody cares about you. We have a hot man to stalk!’ *waves at the tv* ‘hi brian! You wont guess what Blondie told me’ (Ted hurts his back) ‘oh this is just NOT his season, is it?’ THE INTERN SCENE IS UP!! ‘Bri Bri! (Justin is introduced as the intern) OH MY FUCKING GOD! LOOK AT BRIANS FACE! HE IS LITERALLY SPEECHLESS! MR KINNEY?! OH HE LIKED THAT. (The office scene is currently happening and he is smiling so big) HE IS HERE TO SUCK DICK WHILE YOU LEVITATE! OH YOU WANNA SEE HIS FACE EVERY DAY! YOU LITERALLY GOT A LOOKALIKE SEX WORKER! YOU IMAGINED HIM IN THAT ONE EPISODE! (Justin starts being amazing with his pettiness) now THAT is the Justin I missed and love! THAT YOURE PAYING FOR! HA! Got you! *pauses tv and starts fake praying* oh please big guy, give me Brian and Justin working together! Late nights and bonding back together! PLEASE BIG GUY DO ME A SOLID’ Ted takes his pills and he grabs his pills and shakes them ‘TWINSIES!’ ‘JUSTIN IS AT BABYLON AGAIN! Oh he missed this for sure! I just know he felt like he could breathe again. THIS *waves to tv* is where you belong baby boy. BRIAN! JUSTIN! THEY BROKE UP! THATS RIGHT BRI BRI YOUR MAN IS SINGLE AND HE WANTS YOU BACK! YOUR love will last for eternity! Yeah, its kinda hard to dance to violin music. See? You MISSED this! OH BRIAN IS ACTING HARD TO GET!‘ ‘is this kid gonna be a thing? Is this another way to make Ben less boring? Mike feels about kids the same way as me’ ‘ITS BRIAN! AND JUSTIN! Oh sorry mr KINNEY! THEY ARE WORKING TOGETHER! *justin memorizes Brians order and he pauses tv* SEE HOW FAST HIS IQ CAME BACK THE SECOND THAT FUCKER WAS GONE! Thank god Blondie remembered who the fuck he was! Oh Brian likes calling him Taylor. HE IS SUCKING UP TO HIM! I know another thing he could suck.’ He is now smiling so fucking hard and he looks insane with the way his hair is all over the place bc he keeps pulling them. The scene where Emmett comes home and Ted is drugged up on the floor came up ‘look its us! Except I don’t lay on the floor (i remind him of yesterday where he was laying on the grass) Hey! That was different! I already told you i wanted to look at clouds and accidentally took a nap. Leave us *points to him and ted* alone!’ He just groaned out of nowhere ‘im so so happy for Emmett BUT COME ON GIVE ME BRIAN AND JUSTIN! This is why I’m here! This is why I suffered through all *waves one of his hands* crap with that fucker!‘ Brian popped up on the screen and he literally fist pumped ‘NO DONT FIRE HIM! YOU HAVE TO FUCK HIM! (Justin says Mr Kinney) what did the hot priest say in fleabag about being turned on by calling him priest? That applies for Mr Kinney thing. But i think my man likes it more than Blondie (thee scene is on)Paganini junior, funny. LOOK HOW HES LOOKING AT HIM! YOU SHOULDVE TOLD HIM YOU LOVED HIM! take it from Nike and JUST DO IT! HE DID LOVE YOU WHEN YOU WERE GONE (kiss happens)HE HAS BALLS! AND HE STUMBLED! This is his first kiss since Justin left, i know he felt like he came up air again’
anyway we are going back to season 1 stalker era! EXACTLY
Sassy intern Justin is everything. I am so happy your brother is living for this!
Oohhhh your brother is so not twins with Ted with his pills. Yikes.
hot priest say in fleabag about being turned on by calling him priest? That applies for Mr Kinney thing I love how your brother constantly references Hot Priest from Fleabag. I love this man.
This is his first kiss since Justin left, i know he felt like he came up air again (brb sobbing about how this is exactly it)
#ask winderlylandchime#dear sweet anon#queer as folk#a straight man watches qaf us 2000 in the year of our lord 2023
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03/05/23
finally finished an updated version of my resume. sent it to two friends to check it out for edits and then i think i’m ready to begin applying again!
today i’m going to a baby shower for an old friend of mine. she’s a year older and this is her first kid. i’m happy for her! it will be weird going to a gathering though, i’m not sure i will know many people there. i am also not looking forward to to talking to anyone where they’ll ask “do you have any kids? oh you don’t?” and then immediately look pitifully at me. sorry lady, kids aren’t for everyone and i don’t need your condescending attitude. Well, i dunno if anyone will be like that, lol, let’s hope not.
my nails are a mess as i decided to save a buck and do them myself lol.
little foster pup is getting along well in the house. he sleeps at the side of the bed. he listens to “no” very well. we walks well on the leash. i walked stella and him together this morning and there was another person out walking their dog. as expected, stella lost her shit, but he did not. and when i was reprimanding stella with no’s he would sit and stare up at me lol. i think he was definitely someone’s pet and that makes me sad. someone lost him or couldn’t afford him and he ended up at the shelter and trucked up to IL from KY.
the only thing that’s annoying is that he doesn’t like to be left alone. he will whine and cry. stella’s like you can stay down here by yourself i’m gonna go sleep on the couch to wait lol. if she would stay downstairs with him, he *might* be quiet, but who knows.
i am very much considering keeping him and foster failing on this one.
i joined the church choir and we had our first practice this past monday. uh you just had to volunteer and show up lol there was no tryout :) there were a couple people who couldn’t make the practice, but it was literally 3 people who are/have been a cantor and 3 of us who have not lol. 4 women and 2 of them have been cantors lol. i am singing an alto part and it hurts my brain a little to do it, but i love harmonizing. the other lady singing alto with me is not so good, she’s sometimes not at all even singing what she’s supposed to be singing lol. but, it was the first day and who knows maybe practicing at home she will get better.
my face is still recovering from the two weekends out in a row drinking. there is a reason i don’t really drink - i am vain lol. i’d rather not break out and have to deal with makeup and feeling like i look like trash.
oh a funny work story i want to document so i can laugh about it later. my boss says oh i do have something hr related to talk to you about. so&so reached out about taking out a 401k loan but they are maxed out and can’t take anymore. if we had a bonus pool, would this person be someone you’d be giving a bonus? it sounds like they want to take out money because of a wedding.
UGH. i was like - that is not something i need to know. whether or not someone is in financial hardship or needs a 401k loan should not be in my mind when i’m trying to decide who would get bonuses and who would not. i am wiping this out of my mind and i wish you didn’t tell me. there are other people out there who might need money and maybe they just don’t say anything. knowing this shouldn’t be part of the decision.
and then my boss proceeds to act offended and get mad at me. cause HE is just trying to look out and take care of all his employees. he won’t share this type of info with me going forward.
eye roll.
bonuses should be performance related and have nothing to do with your knowledge of whether or not they were trying to take out a 401k loan. i shouldn’t even KNOW that she was trying to do so. and for some reason he can’t even see how WRONG it was to tell me and ask me that.
STUPID.
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