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do you think there would be any future posibility for dejammed shmilk to grow fond of the younger cookies(ginger, wizard, strawberry, etc) and maybe his entertainer persona could come to play in showing them cool things or tricks?
the fucking giggle i let out when i read this ask. anon, you know me so well
anyway, a bit more of a serious answer, thats honestly one of main things that made me wanna start this au. i love character exploration, observing them under a microscope and putting them in situations (especially difficult or unusual to them personally) to see how theyd act.
i really want to put shilk through the horrors of regaining something that he lost a long time ago when he started corrupting. and now that he is basically a regular cookie again, he has the opportunity to interact with others. and the more he spends time with others, the more familiar everything becomes. the hostility and malice slowly melts when he actually realizes that teaching again, or trying to get a genuine laugh out of someone feels... good?
sharing his knowledge with the pink robot kid who soaks up all of it like a sponge and always wants to learn more, or teaching the self-taught wizard hat twerp some more complicated magics, or organizing a show that doesnt require tormenting people, instead providing them with actual fun times is a surprisingly nice change
and it only gets worse when the inevitable soft spot starts forming. oh the horrors, disgusting. all of this is temporary while they work towards a common goal. he cant have a funny feeling in his chest when children let out a genuine laugh, or when the little wizard gleefully manages to cast a difficult spell they both have been working on. unacceptable, stomp that feeling down into the ground and bury it
i wont say he mellows out that much though, i dont want for him to lose what makes him a fun character. plus itd just erase not only what he has done, but also what he experienced. i dont want it to be a total redemption and change of character, but at the same time... i just like the stories where villains/antagonists have to work with the protagonists for one reason or another, becoming begrudging allies and starting to actually bond (megamind or coach oleander and loboto, not to mention earlier ice king or dr nefarious and many other cases)
also, in case anyone wondered if it also includes the other beasts...
hehe
#ask#anon#dejammed au#shadow milk cookie#i dont want to wobbify him or sand off his sharp edges#shadow milk doesnt mellow out that much but also he gets better#i am being a bit cautious tho since theres the second part of his and pv arc incoming soon#i have hopes. we will see if these end up being fulfilled#my art#fanart#digital art#long post
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hey alan mandel and jonathan williams come over here a minute i just wanna talk
#screaming crying throwing up#just so unbelievably fucked up over this#like what if the only choices you remember making and also all the ones you don't remember making brought you here#to a place where you could give your autonomy over completely#what if you'd just accepted that the price of that sacrifice was one you were willing to pay to escape your own history#and as soon as you accepted this fact you woke up to a world completely changed where This Place demanded choice and intention#and what if you remembered the moment when you wished you'd wake up and the world would be a different world and you'd be a different perso#and you realized all of a sudden that the first part of your wish had been granted and the second was up to you#and what if in fact facing your own terrifying autonomy was the only way to save him#and what if the only thing more terrifying than making that choice was failing to (again)#(to you it was just the other day that you froze when you were supposed to help save his life) (you get a second chance for real this time)#(it's up to you darling)#ily red valley ily complex fucked up protagonists ily Themes and Narratives#red valley#red valley podcast#red valley pod#warren godby#if you don't want wall to wall red valley content you'd better block the tag now because i'm Deep In It
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jane of all trades
@professorfcknmoriarty
#dimension 20#d20#mine#sundry sidney#big barry syx#sundrysyx#a starstruck odyssey#modern au#fanart#based on a fic i read#so fucking good aghhh i love them too much#theres a second part to this but i felt too shy to finish it#so tired of all the porterjace in the ao3 tags can someone write more sundrysyx please god#ive reread this fic literally like four times it makes me so giddy my roommates have had to hear all about this nonstop#speaking of roommates i moved literally across the country so i havent been able to draw that much sorry ... more art soon :) especially#nsbu i have to catch up !!!!! ive been rewatching some of my fav campaigns like burrows end and acofaf instead of watching new stuff aghh
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Prompt 53. "I'm flirting with you!" Part Two
A follow up to This Post
@happymediummm I promise the answer to your ask will be up soon in part three!!
Eddie stews in his room for three days following the incident at Steve's house.
Wayne attempts to coax him out with food and coffee, even opening up the pack of bacon they'd been saving in the freezer, anything to try and get Eddie to talk to him.
"I'm just worried s'all," he says softly from Eddie's doorway on the third day, his expression pinched in that way Eddie hates, "you should go out, do something, come on".
Wayne claps his hands together and disappears for a moment only to return with a tape case from the living room.
"Wayne, no--"
"It's overdue Eds, just bring it back for me would ya?"
Eddie groans into his hands at the triumphant expression on his uncle's face as he gets up from his bed and tugs on his leather jacket.
"Since your friends work there," Wayne says brightly, gesturing with the tape as he hands it over to Eddie, "you should see if they waive the late fee for us".
"I agreed to take it back, not talk to people," Eddie grumbles under his breath as Wayne shakes his head and gives his shoulder a squeeze.
"At least you won't be growing mold anymore, sitting there in the dark," Wayne says with a wink, ignoring the indignant scoff Eddie makes.
"Store closes in a half hour kid, you better hurry!"
Shit.
Eddie grumbless petulantly as he hurries out the door, ignoring the way Wayne compares his groans to a haunted house door.
He doesn't smile at the jib, and it doesn't make him laugh for the first time in days as he gets into the van, it doesn't!
The parking lot of Family Video is empty, but what did he really expect on a Wednesday at half past eight in the evening.
The Open sign is still on at least but the low lights in the building and the bright copper glare of the sunset make it so much more difficult to see who is working tonight.
He could just toss the tape into the return slot and wait out the late fees, he's sure another video store will eventually open up in Hawkins, they can take their business there.
Eddie sighs heavily as he shuts off the van and yanks out the key, "dammit Wayne," he mutters under his breath as he gets out and makes his way to the door.
Eddie winces at the sharp jingle of the bell above the door and looks around, his head on a swivel, looking for any sign of Steve and his big, stupid, hair.
Robin waves from the counter as Eddie spots her, she's grinning at him with a sly look on her face as she leans against the counter, the multiple buttons and pins on her vest clink against the glass surface.
"There he is," Robin crows, drumming the counter, "I was beginning to think Steve had kidnapped you or something, were you allowed out for good behavior?"
She seems to realize what she had just implied and winces, shaking her head as Eddie snorts mirthlessly.
"Uh, no, I just came to return this for my uncle," Eddie mumbles, keeping his eyes level with the counter rather than Robin's eyes.
She frowns at him, taking the tape he slides across the counter and scanning it without dropping her gaze.
"What's with you?" She says suspiciously.
Robin drums her fingers lightly against the counter, as the large computer beeps acknowledging the return.
"Nothing, tired," Eddie shrugs, he's not about to tell Robin about what happened, though it is weird that she doesn't already know?
Maybe she wasn't in on it, he can't imagine that Buckley would approve of a prank like that on another 'friend of Dorothy' but she was Steve's best friend first and foremost.
A song comes on over the small Family Video speakers, humming in the background.
'All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes
Rosanna, Rosanna…'
Robin wrinkles her nose, her eyes traveling towards one of the large speakers in the corner before looking back to Eddie, a large grin in place.
"God this sappy shit, I told Steve not to put this one on the tape, you must hate Toto".
Eddie shrugs again, glaring at the floor, wishing he could burn a hole into it that he could escape through.
"He did play it…didn't he?" Robin asks quietly, a small trace of anxiety in her voice as she leans away from the counter.
Eddie stops himself from rolling his eyes; if he was being honest, the tape was a nice touch --really sold the whole prank, honestly.
He looks back up to find Robin staring at him, and sighs heavily, thrusting his hands in his pockets.
"Yeah," he huffs, taking a step back towards the front door, Robin's eyes follow his path in confusion, "I wasn't much of a fan of the choices".
"But it's fine right," Eddie scoffs, "he can use his little tape on someone his shit will actually work on next time".
"What?" Robin says incredulously, her face scrunches into a frown as Eddie laughs.
"You know Buckley, I'm surprised you were on board with this?"
"Eddie, what the fuck are you talking about?" Robin hisses, shrill and loud, as she finally walks around the counter towards him.
"Oh don't give me that, he's your best friend, you're going to tell me he didn't tell you about his plan?" Eddie shakes his head as a high pitched laugh bubbles up out of his chest.
"I don't know what plan you're talking about Eddie," she says in a low voice, her eyes wide and angry, "the only thing Steve was going to do that night was tell you how he felt about you".
"Yeah right, Steve Harrington, wants me? And that's not a fucking joke?"
She sucks her teeth, letting her eyes roam over his face, "this was such a mistake, okay, get out".
Eddie sneers sharply, "a mistake?"
"Yeah, I never should have gotten his hopes up".
Robin crosses to the window behind the counter and shuts off the second neon open sign before breezing past Eddie to pull the cord on the other sign, nearly hard enough to yank it down.
No, no, no, no, it's not true, she's just saving face, she has to be…
Robin stands beside the door, a furious glare aimed at Eddie, "we're closed, get out, I need to go check on Steve".
Unbelievable, Eddie does roll his eyes at this and heads towards her for the door, he takes the push bar in his hands and leans on it to swing the exit open before turning to Robin one last time, he wants so badly to have the last word it hurts.
"Better go check on King-Steve, I'm sure he's devastated," Eddie snarls, the furious fire from before burns bright in his chest as he watches Robin stiffen in the doorway.
"I haven't talked to him since Sunday Munson, until just now, I thought he was with you!"
Robin reaches out to grab both doors in her hands.
"Asshole," she scoffs, her eyes never leaving his as she locks the doors in his face.
***
1980, Hawkins, Indiana
Eddie sniffles as he walks home, he can feel blood trickle down his chin from the split lip Paul gave him while his knee aches from where he hit the ground.
He's not even sure what he did.
Paul had been so nice recently, talking with Eddie almost every day, eventually taking him under his wing. Paul was a year above Eddie at their Middle school, and when he had told Eddie to meet him under the bleachers after school, how could Eddie say no?
It didn't help that Paul had soft blond hair, big hazel eyes that crinkled when he smiled, and the nicest laugh Eddie had ever heard.
What Eddie hadn't been expecting was Randy and David, also in Paul's grade, to be waiting for him.
He breathes out a wet sob and keeps walking, scrubbing his face harshly as their trailer in Forest Hills comes into view, almost home.
Eddie reaches into his pocket and winces when he realizes his keys are gone, alongside his backpack.
They must have fallen out of his pocket in the scuffle.
The backpack was a different story.
He limps up the steps of their porch, wincing as the fabric of his jeans pulls at the drying blood on his knee, and knocks on the front door.
"Comin," Wayne calls from inside, "coming, wasn't expectin' anyone-- Ed?"
Wayne's face goes through a series of expressions, from surprise, to anger, before settling on concern.
He leans down and brings his hands up to Eddie's face, turning it gently to see the damage.
"Who did this," Wayne says quietly, he stands up to his full height, looking around the trailer park behind Eddie while tucking him closer.
"It was at school," Eddie sniffles again, his voice growing tight, "I'm okay".
Wayne looks down at him for a moment before shaking his head and moving out of the door to pull Eddie inside.
"Hurt anywhere else?" Wayne asks as he walks Eddie to the kitchen, one arm around his shoulder as though afraid the fourteen year old will collapse at any moment.
"I fell, my knee hurts," Eddie mumbles as he sits at the kitchen table in the corner while Wayne crosses to the cabinets and busies himself with grabbing two clean wash clothes and peroxide from the cupboard above their stove.
It's quiet for a moment while Wayne wets one of the clothes at the sink and makes his way back to Eddie.
He kneels on the floor, balancing his weight on his good knee while the other remains bent at a more comfortable ninety degree angle. His joints creak slightly as he gets comfortable but he still smiles at Eddie all the same.
"Won't you be sore after this?" Eddie sighs, wishing Wayne would just let him go to the washroom now to clean himself up.
"You let me worry about that," Wayne grumbles as he reaches up to wipe the blood and dirt from Eddie's face with the wet cloth. It's warm from the water and Wayne's gentle hand.
"So, you gonna tell me what happened?" Wayne asks softly, as he reaches for the bottle of peroxide and tips it into the second cloth. He tilts Eddie's face to dab gently at the now dirt free cuts.
Eddie sucks his teeth at the sting and closes his eyes.
He doesn't even know where to really start.
Paul hadn't been the one to push him off his feet, that had been Randy, but that hadn't stopped Paul from laughing and calling Eddie a fairy.
David had been the one to take his bag, dumping everything out into the dirt and ripping it until the zipper broke.
Luckily all of his school books were still in his locker, but all of the campaign notes from his most recent D&D game had been in there, along with the worn copy of the Hobbit his mother had given him.
All of it was still sitting in the mud and grass by the bleachers, stomped into the ground by David's white sneakers.
Eddie shrugs as Wayne leans back slightly. He takes Eddie's leg and slowly bends the knee at the joint, his eyes search Eddies for any sign of strain. The only sting comes from the way the jean material pulls at the drying blood from his scrapes.
Wayne breathes out and scrubs a hand over his tired face, his fingers catch on the grey stubble as they slide down and drop into Wayne's lap.
"I'll make an appointment on Monday with the principal," Wayne says as he stands up with a stifled groan, turning away from Eddie who shakes his head like a wet dog.
"Wayne you can't--"
"Edward, what do you expect me to do? You come home lookin' like hell and you won't tell me what happened?"
Eddie bites his split lip hard enough for the faint taste of copper to stain his tongue once more, how could he tell Wayne just what those boys had yelled at him as he sat in the dirt cradling his head, wishing he'd just gone home.
Wayne sighs loudly as he raises his face towards the ceiling, his lips move slightly but Eddie can't make out what he's saying before he looks back at Eddie, his expression worn.
"Okay, okay," Wayne murmurs, walking back towards Eddie, he pulls one of the other mismatched chairs towards himself and sits down, "I won't call, but you have to meet me halfway, alright?"
Eddie hesitates, swallowing roughly, maybe there was a way to tell Wayne without telling him everything.
"There were some boys at school, um," Eddie picks at one of the holes in his blue jeans, pulling at the frayed thread absently, "I guess just, one at first but…".
His eyes burn suddenly as the words rip through him once again.
"He told me to come to the bleachers and then," Eddie's voice wobbles this time as his throat tightens, "there were more of them and they…called me--"
Eddie shakes his head, ducking it down to hide his shining eyes, he doesn't notice Wayne coming closer until he feels a hand in his hair and the dam finally breaks.
Six years later, Eddie can still remember what his uncle told him that day as he cried in his arms.
"People can be cruel, especially when they don't understand, and sometimes that means being careful of who you open yourself up to. But you can tell me anything Ed, and I'll love ya no matter what. You always have home to come back to".
Eddie knew people like Steve Harrington. He'd been around them his whole life.
Sometimes they went by Paul, sometimes by Jason, or Billy.
But that didn't make them any less dangerous, any less capable of inflicting hurt on people that were different.
So, Robin could say that Steve wasn't like that until she was blue in the face, because she was…wrong…
Wasn't she?
Taglist: @ihavekidneys @superchellerific @zerokrox-blog @imhereforthelolzdontyellatme @croatoan-like-its-hot @messrs-weasley @samcoxramblings @warlordess @cinnamon-mushroomabomination @lostonceandneverfound @shunna @fairytalesreality
Part Three now up!
#beep boop misunderstandings again#steddie#unrequited love or is it#mutual pining#steve harrington#eddie munson#afewproblems writes#stranger things#now we are getting into some plot#I can't write anything short im my own worst enemy#sigh#we love a supportive wayne in this house#we love a protective robin in this house#we might need a playlist for this guy#part three will be up soon answering the second prompt: I need you to forgive me#angst with a happy ending I promise
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There will not be a single moment next week in which I’m not running around doing something

#full time studying / volunteering at the refugee center / volunteering at two clinics#literally ab to have a meeting ab shadowing a doctor who’s researching ftd dementia in like 50 minutes#organic chemistry research 5 days a week bc ur bitch is trying to get published#hitting the gym 6 days a week. I’ll probably have to move it to mornings soon#meal prep#trying to snag a lowkey part time job#trying to read 30 minutes before bed#somehow have 2 fit a social life into this#I’m excited bc I finally feel like my time budgeting abilities are being put to the test BUT holy fuck .#studying will be my no 1 priority always. literally catch me doing anki cards in any pocket of free time I have#but I better live up to the challenge of juggling everything else too#ik I got this. and these are all things im choosing to do. not things I have to do#and I love being busy so it’ll be so fun#just had to be in awe for a second bc I used to admire girls who’re like this. and I am officially about to be one of them#p
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The only thing Lawrence could hear other than his own footsteps against the cobblestone beneath his shoes was blood pumping in his ears as he approached Mr. O'Doyle's gentlemen's club.
He had no plans to become the richest man in Ireland, nor did he even want to be. He just needed to put his money into something that would generate enough wealth to pass down to his children, and their children's-children, and each step pushed him closer towards his new dream of finding a way to secure this new-found wealth.
Inside, there were only half a dozen other men; smoking cigars and playing poker, beers already cracked and opened at half past noon. None of them even noticed his arrival, too entranced by the idea of winning big, as if their pockets needed to be any heavier.
These men didn't shout or curse or cheer the way people did in the pubs back in Wales; instead they were focused and poised, their attention locked into the hand in front of them. But they weren't betting with their families' milk money; children's new shoe money; or gambling with their rent. They played just to show their opponents that they could win.
As he passed by the table, Lawrence couldn't help thinking how he could put any old drunk from his hometown at that table, and they'd be able to walk away with enough money for a new cow and then some.
As he climbed up the steps towards Mr. O'Doyle's office space, he heard two voices speaking up above his head, the grip on his briefcase handle tightening as he listened in on their conversation.
“I had truly hoped after it passed the house of commons…” A man’s voice grumbled.
“I had a feeling it wouldn't pass through the lords, what bullocks!” A woman replied.
“I had thought with Gladstone," there was a long pause, as if the man was sighing or perhaps thinking, "we might stand a chance.” The man sounded disappointed, almost pained.
Lawrence had very little knowledge about what they were discussing, only that Gladstone was the current prime minister.
When he finally reached the top, he located where the voices were coming from and peered inside, where a woman with bright, almost wildly curly red hair sat holding a newspaper and a man looked over her shoulder as he puffed away on his pipe.
The woman was the first to notice him and invited him to enter; her voice was stiff, almost as though it were unmoving, but her eyes were kind.
The man introduced himself as Mr. O'Doyle, offering a sturdy handshake and a friendly smile before gesturing towards the red-headed woman standing next to him, who he introduced as his wife, Florence O’ Doyle. He explained that she would be listening in on their meeting, as she operated as something like a secretary for him.
After the last syllable left Mr. O’ Doyle’s lips, “flaw-ruhns”, Lawrence felt a tug buried within his chest and grimaced for only a split second before regaining his composure; he knew he couldn’t dwell, nor did he want to mention the coincidence and put a damper on the mood.
After more pleasantries were exchanged, Mr. O’Doyle invited Lawrence to take a seat and have a cigar, which he politely declined.
Once situated, Lawrence pulled out the blueprints an architect had drawn up for him and laid them on the table, proceeding to tell them of his plans for the mortuary, and ask for their investment into his business.
They both listened wordlessly, but watched on with intent while Mr. O' Doyle resumed puffing away on his pipe. Their vacant stares only added to Lawrence’s nervousness, and he could only hope they didn’t notice the sweat forming above his brow. However, the more he spoke, the more confident he became even with their expressionless faces.
When he was finished, the room fell into a dead silence, aside from Mr. O'Doyle's lips puckering and unpuckering tightly around the mouthpiece of his pipe; his brows furrowed deeply in thought.
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#now about this heffa#as i said i hadn't touched this game since last august#skills and mojo nowhere to be found i could barely remember which buttons did what#and the place where i left it was in the middle of the dungeon leading down to this place#now i could trundle my way up to this dude without too much trouble but#needless to say the extra special megaboss of the dlc (i think) isn't the type you roll up to with both your thumbs still up your ass#so things weren't going horribly well#not to rellana countable-in-hours degrees (thank god) but my dodging game was just too rusty to keep up well enough#and i was on my very last flask and -about- to lose both nerve and temper and then suddenly#see gif#wait#i remember now#a key part of my fighting style used to be#JUMP ATTACKS#*bonk*#THIS SPINDLY BITCH AIN'T GOT NO POISE#and then he went down in genuinely ten seconds after that#ølden ring#things have been going just swell ever since#downed two more bosses in the meantime we'll get to those soon enough
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I drew another Chara- living with the Dreemurrs edition

"The King and Queen treated the human child as their own. The underground was filled with hope."
I don't like this as much as the last one but oh well... I ended up rambling a huge amount in the tag, so if you want details and headcanons about the actual drawing again, you'll have to look pretty far down this time, sorry (Also, I ran out of tags after a while. Tumblr is tired of me, lol. I might reblog this more tags later if I remember what I was going to say.)
#chara dreemurr#undertale#next up: the narrator#(I know that's not a title they receive in game like the other two but... just let me have this)#The future monarch of monsterkind. The prophecized saviour. One of the most important people in the underground. An angel apparently.#Chara puts all of their effort into appearing perfect in both appearance and manners. They're representing all the underground now and they#don't want to let down the king and queen! (Plus Chara's scared of getting kicked out or worse should they ever disappoint their family)#But... they're gonna save everyone! They're gonna make sure the monsters win this war! It's their destiny! The prophecy says so!#(... That's why all this happened to them. Chara sees themself as smarter more careful and maturer than their peers... because of the way#what a strange child...#hey look! I did a thing#my art#they were raised on the surface. They believe they have the skills to lead monsterkind to victory because of what they suffered.#Almost like they were trained or led to this moment. Like they don't have a choice. But this makes all their pain worth it right?#It was always for this fated grand purpose right? That's why they hate feeling robbed of their ''purpose''! Might be part of why they hate#determination! What do you mean you can defy fate? What do you mean things could've been different? That I didnt have to go through this?#that it wasn't written in the stars?... Oh shit I forgot to talk about the drawing!#The little bunches are supposed to look like monster ears. Especially with the monster soul locket. They're doing a curtsy which they alway#upon meeting someone new and introducing themself as the future monarch of monsterkind. Calling whoever they're talking to sir or ma'am.#Wanted to make it a curtsy/bow combination but I couldn't draw that. They have a little golden flower clip to pull their hair back and#they gave themself the belt and flouncy petticoat. They iron and polish everything they wear literally everytime they go outside.#Chara wears heeled boots whenever possible because they really hate being so short...they somehow think it makes them look weak.#The blushes and lashes are make-up! Chara wants to look perfect after all! They also really really hate their red spots/birthmarks and will#cover them up whenever possible...and they're wearing their crucifix again. Of course they are! Through it all they'll always keep#their faith. ....Until Chara finds themself a figurehead of an entirely new religion. I think they're...newly 11 here. (Second year in the#underground. 10 when they fell. 13 when they did.) Comfortable (comfortable as they can be) with their new family but not yet desperate#to get them out as soon as possible. Might not even be working with Gaster yet. But Asriel already gave Chara their locket.#I definitely think it was...a while before Chara really thought of returning the favour. Not that they don't utterly shower#Asriel and their parents in other gifts or affection! But they're just not one to make... promises of forever lightly. Especially because#Chara isn't really planning on staying around for a long time at all! They will break the barrier like prophecized then climb the mountain
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1# freak about the entomologist character -> YOU KNOW THINGS ABOUT ENTOMOLOGIST. ING
YES I DO!!!! >:]c!!!
entomology is a huuuuge interest of mine and actually what im going to uni for!!! so ive worked in two different entomology labs (both being more focused on agricultural entomology) and ive met a handful of people who work in that field :D
it influences a little bit of how i see queenie HAHA so far anyone ive met who works in entomology is very strange in different ways, and i dont see her as having been an entomologist prior to entering the circus (maybe in the past at most? but some way or another she ended up working at c&a...) BUT i like to incorporate that into how i see her!!! its very fun :D
im not an entomologist myself by any means but i have a little bit of experience with that field should that insight be needed for queenie purposes!!!!
#ask#just last night i was talking to friends about the sheer horror that is sweepnetting miles of soybean fields for stink bugs#while horseflies are pestering u and also the soybeans r up to ur chest LOL#and briefly mentioned on my main that i had to use a microscope to count literal thousands of spider mites while i had a full on migraine#im going back to that lab soon :) i was very sad to leave it last fall when i left to live oncampus#the second lab had less going on all the time but thats also cus i was helping out grad students w the like repetitive stuff#so they could go work on the actually indepth parts#so it was mostly me looking at hundreds of flies to figure out if they were one of two extremely closely related species#only really differentiated by a slight size difference and that one had bigger femurs#or sifting thru stuff to collect beetles for hours and hours. or cleaning stuff#all this is a long winded way of saying YES i do!!!!#a lot of entomology is counting HAHA i had to count things a lot#my best friend clicker counters....#my supervisor once told me the way to identify a good clicker counter is if you could physically harm someone if u hit them with it#caps
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should talk about spook more. Love it when lame ass teenagers experience the horrors but also simultaneously get to remain lame ass teenagers.
#Yes. Shallan should fit into this category but I think being married ruins it.#Because now I’m thinking about her getting married at 17/18 and I can’t laugh anymore#Shallan should very much fit into the lame ass teenager club#Honourable mention for her#The second part of this post is for all of the characters who also should be lame ass teenagers#But as soon as the horrors (plot) begin they are instead young adults or written as such#Vin is skimming these categories. I haven’t reread Mistborn lately but if I remember I think she was fitting more into the latter#At least after final empire#Idk about WoA….#HEY ITS THE MARRIAGE THING AGAIN#SANDERSON STOP MARRYING OFF YOUR TEENAGE GIRLS#LET THEM BE LAME TEENAGERS AS GOD INTENDED#Speaking of marriage Siri and Vivenna fit here too. Even if only one of them is actually a teenager#Vivenna deserves to be a lame teenager. Her soul yearns for it I know#Sorry I’m shutting up now I just love lame teenagers#spook mistborn#mistborn
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#24 JUST SAY IT JELLSAAAAAA ARTGHHHAHAHNSNNEMWMEMWJAJHAJAHAHHAHA
On July 1st, the lonely house at the top of the mountain was finally sold.
— In which Jack(son) Overland tries his best to befriend his neighbor, one woodworking project at a time. { neighbors-to-lovers!fic, modern-mountain-living!au }
Prompt from @aicosu: Three-word sentences: "Just say it."
ao3 ❆
#aicosu#OF COURSE A DRABBLE WAS NOT ENOUGH APPARENTLY#this literally came out of nowhere#i naively reblogged a “three-word sentence” challenge for funsies on tumblr#and then aicosu came out of nowhere with a fun prompt#and one failed stranger things!au later#all of a sudden jack was living on a mountain and this story wrote itself over the course of a damn week#it started as a drabble one-shot#but it got even longer than expected#so here's the first half of what is now a quick two-shot!#second part should be up soon it's almost done!#therentyoupay snow globe#therentyoupay fic#jelsa
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You ever write a line for your fic, and it feels like the literary equivalent of running straight into a knife?
Yea.
Yea, I just did that and now I am having feels.
#rounding up the second impel down part#which isn't to say it will be posted today#but at least soon?#it still needs a bunch of editing#and some murder#we're gonna murder someone in a maxsec prison#yolo#writer problems#talking about writing instead of writing
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FORK! i need them to HAVE TAILS!!!!
#yes this is abt goyuu#my beloveds#that knight au is sounding mighty fine rnnnnnnn#oooh them with tails and earsssssss fluffy fluffy fluffy fluffyyyyy *faceplants and squirms around like a worm*#i MUST. FINISH. CURRENT. WIP.#*agonized noises*#i have been working a bit on my second time travel au tho so thats been rather fun. i might even finish this current arc soon. yee!!#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#itadori yuuji#blorbo my blorbos#LET THEM BE FLUFFY#theyre just so CUTE i CANT i cant help it i dont know why#something something the vulnerability and allure of being unable to hide ur true emotions and the soft parts of urself something something#the instincts of an animal revealing the instincts of a human adjaklghdsal something something something#i am totally normal about this i promise. no i- no dont look at that *kicks bag labeled NOT NORMAL ABT THIS out of sight* its fine.#i like giving it to my characters bcoz u know whats better than sex? when they hold tails. holding tails is better than sex.#im just saying. u cant deny it its the truth.#DONT DENY IT YOU KNOW ITS THE TRUTH#dude i have GOT to go eat something or im gonna mess my blood sugar up so bad fr. ok peaces bye
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#im only saying this bc im beginning to doubt if i can finish the whole thing that soon and idw leave u guys w nothing#so yeah....#if i end up finishing it then i'll def just post it as the second and final part#hyuckmov's polls#fic: rockstar haechan
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A story in 2 tumblr posts:
(behind the cut for TW transphobia, transandrophobia, also references to suicide baiting and murder I guess)
someone posts screenshots of a tumblr user calling for all men, cis and trans, to be hunted and killed and then another post from the same user viciously mocking transmascs, calling them "hitlerites" and claiming they will all become detransitioned terfs and telling them to kill themselves
And then you look on that tumblr user's blog and one of the most recent posts is "I'm really lonely"
#sorry but I laughed out loud at the second part#gee I wonder why you're lonely#I can't think why people wouldn't like you cos your personality is so delightful and sunny#that's sarcasm#anyway I hope they find some peace and grow up and do so very soon
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Shellington and Peso made the Pink Sauce and it was so horrible Barnacles had to ban them from working together on their own. The Pink Sauce is now the world’s deadliest poison and it is capable of affecting even the Grim Reaper himself.
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In other words writing the actual Octonauts for this AU is the FUNNIEST thing ever
#hershel’s octonauts au#octonauts#octonauts shellington#octonauts peso#im not tagging barnacles. this isnt about him.#i want you all to know that after shellington told everyone what happened#kwazii very loudly exclaimed ‘how are you so good at fucking up so bad?!’ which is a very goofy thing to hear passing by the octopod#due to what Peso is doing in this au and also because they’re silly like that shellington took full responsibility for the Sauce#and it immediately bit him in the back because its part of the reason jarvis is constantly trying to kill him :)#peso did not get off scot free. the sauce being a poison haunts him so bad :))#fun fact! the sauce will try to dissolve anything biological it touches#and if fully submerged in it for more than 5 seconds it will Infect the victim#as soon as it can cover someones whole body it’ll basically try to become the most terrifying parasite ever :)#alright fellow octonauts fans hope you get to sleep tonight :3
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