#kwazii very loudly exclaimed ‘how are you so good at fucking up so bad?!’ which is a very goofy thing to hear passing by the octopod
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Shellington and Peso made the Pink Sauce and it was so horrible Barnacles had to ban them from working together on their own. The Pink Sauce is now the world’s deadliest poison and it is capable of affecting even the Grim Reaper himself.
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In other words writing the actual Octonauts for this AU is the FUNNIEST thing ever
#hershel’s octonauts au#octonauts#octonauts shellington#octonauts peso#im not tagging barnacles. this isnt about him.#i want you all to know that after shellington told everyone what happened#kwazii very loudly exclaimed ‘how are you so good at fucking up so bad?!’ which is a very goofy thing to hear passing by the octopod#due to what Peso is doing in this au and also because they’re silly like that shellington took full responsibility for the Sauce#and it immediately bit him in the back because its part of the reason jarvis is constantly trying to kill him :)#peso did not get off scot free. the sauce being a poison haunts him so bad :))#fun fact! the sauce will try to dissolve anything biological it touches#and if fully submerged in it for more than 5 seconds it will Infect the victim#as soon as it can cover someones whole body it’ll basically try to become the most terrifying parasite ever :)#alright fellow octonauts fans hope you get to sleep tonight :3
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