Don't you shush me. I missed you. You missed me? I hated sleeping without you.
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i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down
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Gonna be busy the next couple of days and I didn’t want to hang onto these for that long so Suprise!
Part 1 I guess. No idea how long on the other parts but I hope you guys like it! Let me know.
Part 2
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Not to be fucking annoying but Maddie has come so far bro the fact that she can talk about her trauma and separate her life now from her life then and share an experience that will always hurt without letting it seep back into any part of herself is so amazing and important to me and I lover sm
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Lucifer: Sitting and doing paperwork all day is killing me...
Alastor: You won't die from that.
Lucifer: It's a figure of speech, idiot, use the great tool of empathy!
Alastor:
Alastor: The King of Hell has died!
Lucifer: Don't you have something called 'middle ground'?
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"the bats could take down supers despite the supers being way more powerful than them because they are weak to kryptonite!!!" oh really? mhm, right, that's nice. hey, do you know what the bats are weak to? here is a brief, nonexhaustive list: bullets, bombs, swords, crossbow bolts, arrows, crowbars, bombs, grenades, being slammed into pavement at high velocities, drowning, asphyxiation, and i haven't even gotten into the frost breath, laser eyes, ttk in one case, etc. ...
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