#screw you phone

[fussbadget]

me when answers chapter 40:

There's only so many times I can post with the "Aw shit, here we go again" pic.

BUT THIS TIME. AY DIOS MIO AW SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN.

[lyrakanefanatic]

If tig/tgg characters had twitter part: 15

[glmtwnbrtz]

‘obie Brown

[raineandsky]

#95

The villain appears around the corner at a run, their hair still wet and their coat ridiculously crumpled. The hero raises an eyebrow at them as they practically skid to a halt in front of them.

“Sorry I’m late,” they say between ragged breaths.

“You’re fifteen minutes late,” the hero points out with a pointed check of their watch, “to your own crime.”

“To my crime?” the villain echoes indignantly. “Why would you invite me to my own crime?”

That barely makes sense to the hero. They root through their pocket and shove a tiny piece of paper in the villain’s face.

The villain’s eyes scan over the paper with an increasingly confused frown. “You told me to meet you here, and I have—even though you were, y’know, fifteen minutes late.”

“[Hero],” the villain says slowly. “This isn’t my writing.”

All accusations lining up in the hero’s mind grind to a halt. “Excuse me?”

“This– This isn’t my writing,” they repeat a little more intensely. They rummage through their coat for a moment, slapping a scrap of paper against the hero’s chest. “Did you write that?”

The hero pries the little piece of paper open.

meet me at the back of the bank at 6:30pm. not a fight. - Hero

“I didn’t write that,” the hero says automatically.

“What the hell is going on?” the villain demands. It seems to be aimed more at the air than the hero, but they feel inclined to answer regardless.

“I don’t know,” they say uselessly. “Someone wanted to bring us together. They knew we’d answer each other.”

They gesture with the note for emphasis. “Jesus Christ,” the villain says flatly. “It’s a two-for-one deal. We’re going to die.”

“We’re not going to die, [Villain],” the hero snaps, but the way the villain is glancing over their shoulder is making them want to do the same. 

The villain’s face twitches into some kind of horrible acceptance of fate for a moment. They open their mouth, their breath misting in the evening air as they gear up to probably say something stupid, but a voice cuts them off.

“Isn’t this a nice little gathering?” the henchman says brightly. “I’m glad you both came.”

[macaroni-stars]

I have made this edit at the very start of my hyperfixation and it has been my bread and butter ever since

[ruethrills]

How Sydney should have walked out of the restaurant after Carmy asked “why didn’t you call me”

[dreamieparadise]

Does a comic!? Based on a tumblr post I'll add below. Once again didn't feel like rendering. Lol @mimiruku

Comm me!

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

my family has only two wall blocks for phone chargers right now: one is in my parents' room and the other is the one I just bought today because my old one broke, right? well the one I just bought is an overheating, not charging piece of shit that I bought from my work like an idiot despite knowing we 1) don't do refunds and 2) have hit or miss phone accessories because we don't have a steady supplier, so now it's 1am and my phone isn't going to work in the morning because there is literally no possible way for me to charge it

[8philip20hamilton4]

Since the Fandom is making art with Finney x Grabber or Vance x Grabber (Yes, I saw it when trying to look up fanart with this ship & it traumatized me-), I have decided to take the liberty to draw this ship myself-

[anitalianfrie]

I'm having prosenna thoughts again

[gildedmuse]

ZoLaw AUs Nobody Asked For

Law and Zoro as online boyfriends.

They text. They chat. They ask one another advice, occasionally at really awkward times. [Picture of Zoro trying to text on this damn e-mushi because DrHeartStealer wasn't sure his crew actually LIKED him, is he being too harsh Sword3?] while also trying to fight off a giant electric god pet snake.

This all started pre-Luffy (Zoro's official calendar units) and neither of them have really gotten brave enough to reveal their identities but, yeah, online boyfriends.

So Zoro means it when he shoulders some guy at bar out of his personal space with a little, "look somewhere else, buddy." He's taken.

Robin: I notice Kenshi-san is very attached to his e-mushi. Nami: Zoro? Ha! No, he hates those things. It's why he lets kata- oh, THAT. *Eye roll* Yeah, he's really attached to that "e-mushi" Robin: *side smile* Why do I feel as if you're holding back on important details, Navigator-san? Nami: *sigh* I guess it's only right that, since Luffy decided you were crew, I tell you everything I know Nami: So I can finally gossip about this bitch with someone who gets it

[keeps-ache]

guess who's computer is going back to the shop again! 👉 this guy 👈

[moinsbienquekaworu]

Housemate is letting one of her rabbits walk around at night again :/

[liuisi]

i switched my phone system language to arabic a few weeks ago as a joke and at this point it does make using my phone harder but im keeping it purely out of spite

[knaveofmogadore]

You ever have a customer with a legitimate problem but they're such an asshole that they extinguish the embers of empathy within you with their insolence?

[galaxywhale]

A bunch of kids came into my room during break today making a bunch of noise and when we questioned what they were doing, they were VERY concerned because there was a bird trapped in my window and I was like ??? and they were like yeah!! A live bird!! Trapped in your window!! And then another kid was like “also there’s a dead bird” which is even more ???? Because are these children telling me there’s a BIRD in my classroom, in my window, and I’ve had no idea and also I don’t know if this bird is alive or dead??

anyway turned out there was a live bird trapped between my window and the whiteboard screwed over the window and also there was a dead bird trapped in there too