#scotty/bones

[snek-of-eden]

i’m making scones!! and thinking about the boys, of course <3

@gloomth-and-wanderings i know you did this, i’m totally copying you haha

scones gang back me up, bones and scotty would totally eat scones together wouldn’t they?

[dilfoez]

now what are you two doing...

[rickybutlersays]

bathroom sharing alcoholic gays whom i adore

ac nick_graphics and kkriswag

(all the edits i post can be found on my instagram account @/vulcn.s)

[lehmccoy]

@scottyland

Leonard was sitting next to Montgomery, both on a couch while he drank a mint julep made with a scotch from the engineer's personal and hidden stack, "Those two idiots are going to end up killing each other eventually" Leonard was smiling and for some reason smiling around the engineer was always easier

"And so I said to the captain : If you stays silent and obeys my medical orders you'll only stay in the sickbay for 2 days, but if you try to persist you'll stay here for 2 weeks!" Leonard laughed for a moment, not feeling how the alcohol was rising faster than normal and leaving him more 'loose', his leg was touching Scott's leg and that made the taller one look down, watching the two legs touch that for some reason was making him feel different, what was that feeling? And how long had it been since he'd felt something like this? Maybe he should drink some water, but he moved one of his hands and placed it on Scott's knee, looking, analyzing and feeling the other's knee until he blinked and looked directly at Scott, maybe he wasn't that drunk, maybe was he just dreaming? For some reason he felt like he couldn't really control himself, it was like everything was happening in a dream. " Hii. . ." The doctor said for some reason that not even he understood when their eyes met.

[discoonthegrass]

A common complaint I’ve seen about Star Trek is that there is a lack of regular female characters besides Uhura and sorta Chapel. Now, that can be attributed to 60s sexism, but TOS didn’t have an unlimited budget, so creating a female character would probably lead to the elimination of a male regular. Which is why I ask you…

Remember, the semifinals of my Star Trek bracket start tomorrow! See you there.

[kaffkanya]

[papanowo]

yall ever think about how weird they look to other people

[basoogil]

yeah

[sundayinthcpark]

[puppyfail]

all i can look at is uhura why is she serving so hard

[forecast0ctopus]

i think spock and scotty talk about physics. for fun

[crystal-mouse]

guys i just had such a big brain thought i needed to share,,,

what if the bridge crew all had communicator charms like the 00s flip phones,,

DO YOU SEE MY VISION

[kirkhasakink]

It took me WAAAAAAAAY too long to draw the AOS crew.... Thank my patrons for suggesting me to draw them! AOS Scotty will always be my fave <3 Btw, for those who've been asking, I'll put for sale all the movie artworks I've been doing after I finish all the pre-order stuff. I want to be organized. Store Patreon Ko-Fi memberships

[daftmooncretin]

imagine being scotty in tos. every day your friend group goes on dangerous yet exciting adventures to new planets but you can never go because they always make you babysit the ship. also you have to stay on facetime with them the whole time in case they need a lift. you are the eternal designated driver. the seventh wheel. you dont mind as much as you should though because you sort of want to fuck the ship

[little-goblin]

[jim-kirks-bubble-butt]

star trek tos cuntiness ranking

for context i am 4 episodes into season 2

Spock- should come as a surprise to no one. i knew it from the moment he raised his eyebrow. and from his eyeshadow. my number one cunt.

Uhura- who else can pull off bright green hoop earrings and a red longsleeved minidress? no one (except for spock). did you see her in the mirrorverse episode? motherload of cunt.

Bones- eyebrow raise once again. always on the bridge for no reason. also he’s a doctor. incredible amount of grumpiness in the most sassy old man way ever. call him dr. leonard mccunt.

Chekov- only seen him in 3 episodes but he came out swinging. backtalks everyone. including any omnipotent beings he comes across. chekov’s gun? no. chekov’s cunt.

Kirk- could be cuntier but it is understandable when you see who he’s up against. throws himself against any and all enemies despite having a stun gun. tits always out. ass fat. james t. cunt.

Chapel- could serve more, understandable that she does not. she is a woman with a job. crushing on a gay man when uhura is right there. however she gets points for being a space nurse and having a full face of makeup the whole time. i’d say an average amount of cunt.

Sulu- a difficult decision, but he gets points for his eyeshadow. it’s not as much his lack of cunt as much as how much cuntiness everyone around him exudes. goofy lil’ guy. like to fence shirtless down the hall. also an average amount of cunt. basically tied with chapel.

Scotty- i’m sorry scotty truthers i love him dearly. unfortunately he is more wet cat man than cunt serving king. in love with his ship. getaway driver for the landing party. slightly less than average amount of cunt.

thank you for your time and consideration.