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are you easily clockable as queer

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are you easily clockable as queer

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the song 'carnival hearts' came up the other day, and it reminded me of you and how you got me into that song as well as that any time i listen to rita ora i think of you striaght away <33

aww i think of you every time that song plays too, it's kind of engraved into my mind now <333

do you have a new favourite song or anything atm?

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Am I annoying? YES! And YOU probably are too! And that’s OKAY!! We can FORGIVE EACH OTHER!!!

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fuck bro I need someone to cuddle

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psa double chins and not perfect jawlines are fucking awesome and hot and we should never be unkind about them ever. yes, even yours. humans are beautiful and i love u

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Lobsterwoman

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some of my friends have started calling me a real life chatgpt i'm gonna cry bro

like yes they're joking around and they mean i'm smart and can type out answers really quick but still ewww

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THERES A RAINBOW IN MY FRONT YARD YIPPEEEEE

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shite we're living by in 2025:

do not make Decisions on period. simply lock in and revisit important decisions in 2-4 business days. do NOT send that text, do NOT crash out about what subway order you're going to get (meatball sub with olives and bbq sauce fyi)

no overthinky-overthinky. your friends do not hate you for making a Small social blunder and you must be at peace with the mediocrity of humility and the fact that it doesn't define your worth

when on verge of crash out, drink water and treat self kindly. then drink more water because one (1) glass is not enough

that other person you were having a conversation with does not care that you said Weird Words by accident. people who are average nice friends with you do not spend their precious time nitpicking your psyche

jojo siwa is not the enemy, no hating on young person simply because young person is Cringe and does not have fully developed prefrontal cortex yet

give no shits about what someone is doing if it is fulfilling their silly whimsy tendencies and is not impacting someone else negatively. people living authentically is cause for celebration, not bias

do NOT shave arm hair again. may be nice and smooth like dolphin but unfortunately you will have Bald Arms

deep clean of Bathroom will solve 29% of problems

men are not disgusting and it's very mean to say they all are. men have feelings and do nice things and are beautiful yay

also women they are awesome and funky. treat women well

if overthinking Decision, touch grass and shower before Verdict for best outcome.

say Yes to fun sounding thing, follow through with fun sounding thing, be too busy to be anxious about Said Thing

you do NOT need a donut box from the mall. mall donut box will sit in office fridge for 2 weeks collecting guilt and the tears of innocent children before you finally throw it out and realise you've wasted $3.99

gender is fake??? woa no gender just vibes. you do not even need to think of gender if you don't wanna

make friends with people who do not mind basic bodily functions functioning. if you need to go piss then go piss girl this is normal and usual human behaviour

do not forget portable charger, life will go on but you will have no portable charger and this is Bad

the hyperfixation will come when the hyperfixation comes

changing duvet cover and fitted sheets at midnight is equivalent to being a peasant dying from plague whilst receiving backshots. do not attempt un-caffeinated without hardcore allergy medication

words are wonderful, especially when they make people smile

stay whimsy, hoes

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Pun walks into a room, kills ten people

Pun in, ten dead

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@caramello-koalas-for-feminism was the one thqt told me hehehehehe

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As someone who likes occasional sandwiches but can never get through a whole loaf of bread before it goes off, I was pleasantly surprised to find just how freezable cheese and bacon sandwiches are. I've taken to buying a loaf of bread, cooking up some bacon and turning the whole loaf into sandwiches (buttered both sides) when I feel like doing Big Kitchen Task. They can be chucked straight in the freezer in paper sandwich bags; if you're anything like me they won't be in there long enough to get freezer burn. I just make sure that there's a sandwich in the fridge every morning and on days where I'm hungry but lunch is Too Many steps I stick it in the sandwich press and have delicious premade bacon and cheese toastie in a couple of minutes. You can also add lettuce or tomato or whatever right before sticking it in the sandwich press. (These ingredients freeze somewhat less well.) This is very, very convenient for people who have trouble remembering to eat perishables like bread or bacon quickly, or for whom lunch is usually Too Many Tasks.

Unsure of what other sandwiches freeze well as of yet. I will find out when I'm sick of cheese and bacon.

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And another thing is, Aziraphale doesn’t just love Crowley because he’s (not so) secretly kind, he loves him because he’s rude. He’s brash, he’s blunt, he’s irreverent, he says the things you’re not supposed to, he makes himself as noticeable as possible without shame, he takes up space. He’s defiantly and definitely himself, and for someone like Aziraphale, stuck in a system that depends wholly on being nothing like an individual—getting in line, shutting up, sitting down, asking no questions, waiting for orders—shades of beige and white and fear—well Crowley looks like courage. He looks like loving yourself and not caring if you’ll get away with it, just knowing you have to do it to live. And Crowley doesn’t just do that for himself. He does it for Aziraphale too—notices the little pleasures he’s selfish about, the little slips of the tongue and surrenders to temptation and small moments of temper and doubt, and he adores them. He even forgives him for saying accidentally quite cruel things to him while he’s trying to understand the world, so long as he’s not trying to be cruel and he learns better. He wants Aziraphale to be a bastard, if that’s what he needs to do. He wants Aziraphale to have a soul.

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I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN!!!

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ough had a panic attack last night and slept shittily and now i'm tired and my head hurts and idk how i'm gonna manage a family gathering today

however we can do hard things so we persist