snek-of-eden
snek-of-eden
loverboy, wherefore art thou?
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snek-of-eden · 29 minutes ago
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Hey! So I made a post about how we should be more understanding towards Sophie because of how young she is and the amount she has to deal with. There were a few people, kids even, replying to that post with their age as a way to relate to that post.
I feel responsible for this.
Obviously I can't tell you what to do, but please, please, please, be careful about what information you give out on the internet. The internet is NOT a safe place for personal information, ESPECIALLY if you're a minor. If you are 17 or younger, please don't trust anyone online that you don't know personally.
For your own safety, please try to keep as much information to yourself as possible. Tumblr is a pretty old site, with a lot people who have been here for decades. Many of which who could be creeps.
You never know who's on the other side of that screen.
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snek-of-eden · 10 hours ago
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“Oh fine. Tartan it is. Though I don’t suppose you could find a pattern that’s slightly less hideous?”
“Rude,” Aziraphale said. He patted the bedspread. “Don’t listen to the grumpy demon.”
Crowley snorted out a laugh. “Are you talking to the fabric?”
“You talk to plants,” he countered.
From Vita Nova by @snek-of-eden.
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snek-of-eden · 23 hours ago
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twice now I've noticed scenes where Mulder is sitting in a car wearing a dress shirt and tie, and you can see that he's wearing jeans though his legs are barely in-frame, and then when he gets out of the car in the next scene he's magically wearing dress pants
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snek-of-eden · 23 hours ago
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I am currently searching all of Tumblr for any ixaras fans, and I saw a post you made a while ago where you said she was one of your favourite artists.
Do you still like her and if so what's your favourite one of her songs? Also how did you find out about her?
ooh hey! yes, i do still like her music. i'm not big on the fanbase side of things as that's not really my jam, but some of my favs of hers are sprouts, new to this, salt, she's already out the doorstep, and full lover fake friend. that whole album is great.
i'm not sure how i found out about her, it was a while back (two years maybe??) but i liked the music. i also saw her in concert with Aleksiah which was super fun, and i still have a pic with her somewhere in my camera roll🫡
hbu? why do you like her music?
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snek-of-eden · 3 days ago
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“Having an affair” is such a funny way to describe cheating. There is marriage and then there is the situation. I had a wife and then an event happened to me.
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snek-of-eden · 4 days ago
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im so tired.... bro......
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snek-of-eden · 6 days ago
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All of my Scully headcanons are like “I bet she smells like cashmere and sandalwood” and “that oversized hoodie we see her wear in s1 was probably her dad’s,” and all of my Mulder headcanons are like “that man is a DOG, a sad wet dog who is desperate for affection. He likes to stand in the cold rain without an umbrella because he believes that’s where he belongs. Every day he looks at Scully and imagines himself resting his head on her lap while she runs her fingers through his hair. He would give anything to be held by her. He hopes he dies before Scully does because he doesn’t want to live in a world without her for even a second. He’s so pathetically in love with Scully, and he’s too scared of losing her to do anything about it. He’s afraid he’ll die without knowing what it’s like to sleep next to her.” Anyways,
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snek-of-eden · 7 days ago
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SIRS, MY GOOD FUCKS, IT IS FINALLY SEPTEMBER!!!!!
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snek-of-eden · 7 days ago
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snek-of-eden · 8 days ago
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i want him.
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snek-of-eden · 8 days ago
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lets get you sorted out
https://uquiz.com/quiz/3NwBz4/lets-get-you-sorted-out 
roll with it bc i dont mean any of it. we’ll just talk without a purpose and make beckett proud
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snek-of-eden · 8 days ago
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ok based on the tags I’ve been getting on several of my posts, this is MUCH more of a widespread thing than I could have imagined, so..
for me NO and I’m from US, california
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snek-of-eden · 8 days ago
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AUGUST IS OVER??????
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snek-of-eden · 9 days ago
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moots go take my quiz!!! please please please
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snek-of-eden · 10 days ago
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ow ow my fucking legg
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snek-of-eden · 10 days ago
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i think it should be a law that every big non canon queerbait yuri or yaoi ship should get to have a nice little SNL skit where someone breaks the fourth wall and says 'you guys should kiss'. and then they do . as a treat please
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snek-of-eden · 10 days ago
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just watched the mulder and scully jimmy kimmel skit on youtube i'm screamingggg
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