#satan was a lady

[barejunk]

Doris Wishman porno...

This Doris Wishman porno is now rated PG!

[myrtles-and-blood]

Discovering that stuff in your life aligns a lot with correspondences of the deities your worship is so weird and comforting at the same time.

Like, you've been there all my life and you didn't tell me you sneaky bitch, I love you.

[taikerart]

redraw of the original panel from Devilman Lady

[mikasaysehe]

HAPPY END OF PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈

[basicallyanotherwitchesthing]

Cliff Maxwell - Hembra Satánica - Petronio - 1977

[acupofqueercoffee]

category is : the kind of woman that will actually just kill me |･ω･) 🫶🏻

[satans-knitwear]

Decadence ✨

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[reality-detective]

This Satanic witch wants you to vote for Biden, don't touch women but it's okay to torture children and cut people up for satanic rituals. 🤔

If you have any doubts see 👀 this 👇

[magiertama]

Happy Birthday to this Fluffball of a Cat-lover Bookworm! Happy Birthday Satan!

[myrtles-and-blood]

I have another question (yeah, I know, what a surprise)

what do gods/deities do in their daily life? Or when they're not with us?

Maybe this question is really human-like, because they probably don't work in an office handling paperwork. And it's probably a bit stupid, but I always wondered and idk if there's an actual response in books or somewhere else.

Of course, I know it depends. In some myths, some deities are told to be wandering around the countryside and dealing with plants (Demeter, Persephone, and a lot more) or having parties (Dionysius, Norse deities sometimes, etc). But like, on a daily basis?

I guess Apollo wakes up and guides the sun, but what else does he do? Not saying it is an easy job, but asking if he does something else. Does he visit hospitals from time to time? Or goes to concerts often?

Does Hermes sometimes visit the subway? Is he just going around fetching dead people to guide them to the underworld? Does he go gambling from time to time and give someone too much luck?

Does Hypnos go to a poppy field and he just lays down to take a nap? Does he go around people's nightmares and turn them into soothing dreams? Is he watching when kids have the first dream they remember?

Does Aphrodite go to the beach from time to time to get tan? Does she like to go to perfume shops? Is she making people give compliments to others who feel very bad about their self image that day?

Does Artemis just guide the moon or does she also visit zoos? Is she around for the birth of someone's first baby? Is she there taking care of the animals sacrificed to be our food?

Does Lucifer wander around the stars and fly to see the first light of the morning? And the last light of the evening? Is he reading books that no one has heard of in old libraries? Is he guiding the hand of the artist who draws his first nude portrait?

Does Beelzebub like to smoke and hang out in cemeteries? Is he there when someone saves a bug instead of killing it? Is he checking that all dead beings in the forest decay correctly?

Does Stolas enjoy accompanying biology students to their first field trip to identify rocks? Is he the one who makes people cry of joy when they look at the stars? Does he spend his time reading articles about the use of plants in modern medicine?

Idk, it's nice to think about what they might be doing when they're not with us as their "9 to 5" lol. But is there an actual answer to this or am I just daydreaming too much? 😔

[j0celynh0rr0r]

[mikasaysehe]

BlackHole baby

I like black holes

[liliaasyoursexyvampiredaddy]

"Normalise naming your child after your fav fictional characters"

Alright.

" Satan! It's time for dinner! "

" Mephistopheles! Here's a note with your name written on it, so you can write your name on your book once you get to school "

[satans-knitwear]

Bit Fancy for a Tuesday, indeed 😎

Treat me ~ Tip me ~ More of me

[idontcarecarebear]

I know my hell will be filled with the bugs I accidentally killed so that I can pay back for my sins and once I have finally be crushed by all, Satan will carry me out on piece of paper underneath a cup.

[stonedrunkwizard]

Perfectly random assortment of faces for your, i dunno, RIFTS game?