#sassy snape

[394halfbloodprince]

*2 year old Severus bringing a ‘potion’ of dead bugs, worms, random sticks, mud, leaves, dirt, etc. that he found outside and mixed together to his mother*

Eileen: …

Seveurs: mother don’t just stare at it. Eat it.

[roxthemoonchild]

Snape: I regret many things.

Snape: Having this stupid conversation tops the list.

[kt1018]

Snape is that bitch.

[chocfrog-enjoyer]

Snape handing out graded potions exams

Harry: *gets his paper with “idiot” written on it*

Harry: Wow, professor you’re really absent-minded. You were supposed to grade my exam, not sign it.

[maxdibert]

Sirius: Hey, Snivellus, is it true that not even your parents love you?

Severus: Well, they love me enough not to disown me.

[moonychildxd]

That one moment in The Halfblood Prince book when snape treats Wormtail like a slave lives rent free in my head.

[severussnapemylove]

(Sometime at Hogwarts in the 1970s)

Severus; "FIGHT ME, YOU BITCH ASS BASTARD!"

Lucius; "At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone."

Severus; "Oh, I'm sorry, I should ask: dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?"

Lucius; "Somehow that's worse."

[grimmauldplacepublishing]

Azoth by Zeitgeistic

Very excited and nervous to start sharing my binds online but here is my first post! I've known I wanted to bind Azoth since I first read it ages ago so I'm glad I've finally gotten here. To be clear, this is NOT my first bind, it's actually my tenth.

This bind had a lot of firsts for me.

First cardstock cover

First foiled cover

First edge coloring

First sewn endbands with metallic thread

First cloth spine

There are of course mistakes but overall I'm quite proud of this one!

I did the typeset myself which took the longest as it's one of the more detailed typesets I've done and wanted to make sure it was done well.

The cover was done with toner reactive foil and turned out far better then I could have hoped. The cut out I did by hand and then glued the portrait of Snape on the back side.

Endpapers are from a paper pack from Michaels but I think they fit the theme very well.

[dranna]

“Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed.”

Because it’s clearly black and very dark shades of green. Obviously.

more experimenting doodle 💅✨it’s been a while since I draw something very silly~

~commissions open | links ~

[394halfbloodprince]

Severus is terrified of toads and that’s why he hates Trevor.

[roxthemoonchild]

Snape: I hate seeing you like this.

Potter: Like what?

Snape: In person.

[discoveredreality]

severus snape was such a slay, and the amount of *sass* in his walk and the way his robes flew out behind him... omg. like literally stop with all the snape bashing, i won't be listening.

[lilithofpenandbook]

The door to Minerva McGonagall's study opened. She knew without lifting her eyes who it was, so she kept them firmly on her paperwork.

Severus Snape, on the other hand, shut the door, proceeded to almost skip to the desk, and promptly hopped on and perched on the end.

She still ignored him.

He lowered his head all the way down until he was practically touching her forehead. Her eyes rolled up to meet his. He had a little grin on his face, one that didn't disappear at the steel in her eyes. Instead it seemed to increase. "Alright, mum?"

"What do you want?" she sighed.

"What, a man can't pay a visit to his old friend?" Severus tutted, shaking his head. "And here I thought you loved me."

"I loath you, if that's what you mean," she retorted wryly. Severus's eyes widened and he put a hand on his chest.

"Oh, I'm simply wounded, mother! See, my heart, it is completely and utterly torn in pieces!"

"Yer heart's on the left side, you overgrown sausage."

Severus quickly moved his hand. "Well, I could feel the pain over there due to the heavy impact of the pain," he improvised.

"Oh, aye?"

"Aye, that's the truth."

"Didn't know yer sneaky, sly little silver tongue could speak the truth!"

"Here, just 'cause I convinced the Headmaster that you were the one who ate his cake, it d'nt mean you have to still be mad at me!"

Minerva sipped her tea, and looked at the overgrown gangly child grown man of 32 years who was still sat on her desk. "Are you going tae leave me in peace, laddie? Or d'ye need me tae give ye a sweetie like yer a wee firstie wanting his mummy?"

Severus's eyes went wide once again. "Bloody hell, mum's on the warpath."

"Did ye have a purpose fer interrupting me work or not?" she demanded.

"I did!" Severus looked insulted.

"Then what?! Out with it, boy!"

Severus's dark eyes met her. They remained fixed on her eyes. His hand reached out, and batted her tea cup, toppling it onto its side. Still maintaining the eye contact, he slipped off her desk, and walked backwards to the door.

"What...?" she gaped at him.

Severus saluted, eyes still fixed on her. And then he proceeded to sprint off down the corridor, probably going to bother Albus for attention.

Minerva stared at the cup on its side.

"...what is wrong with you? Are ye some sorta overgrown kitty cat- oh. Oh my... SEVERUS!"

[zeraplus309]

Snape: miss granger, that potion looks exactly how it should, ten points from gryffindor for cheating

Snape: mister longbottom, i see your cauldron has caught fire somehow, you have detention tonight

Snape: mister malfoy, i see you only burned your elbows this time, twenty points to slythering

Snape: mister potter... what is that in your cauldron?

Harry: barbecue sauce

Snape: why?

Harry: you're gonna yell at me no matter what i do, so i might as well have chicken nuggets

Ron, dipping Dino nuggets into harry's cauldron: *approving eating noises*

[klinefelterrible]

Minerva McGonagall: there are four houses

Minerva McGonagall: Pufflebuffledufflepumps, Ravencoldalausentopfenkoch, Greevindorflindlortf and Slutherin

Sorting hat: and we all know where Malfoy goes

Severus Snape: Minerva for fuck sakes

Minerva McGonagall: what

Nearly headless Nick: you said Plumpenhuhfufflendington wrong

Severus Snape: yeah, that too

Severus Snape: who the fuck would want to go there and remember this stupid name anyway

Minerva McGonagall: *taking a sip* who the fuck would want to remember your name anyway

[unnecessaryheadache]

No Longer You...

Character Relationships 🐾🐺🧪🧹+

I’m currently working on a fanfiction that explores the dynamics between Sirius, Snape, and Remus in an alternate universe. The story revolves around the Deathly Hallows, particularly the resurrection stone used by the second brother to bring back the dead. In this narrative, Severus embodies the stone and carries it with him. Set after the events of the third book and movie, the fic delves into how these three unlikely characters come together to safeguard Harry Potter.

The characters' personalities are quite true to the canon, although Severus is a bit less harsh—still sarcastic and bitter, but he's softened a little since Harry's third year. Sirius comes off as slightly entitled, perhaps a touch snobbish, yet he embodies a fatherly role toward Harry. As for Remus, he remains consistent, acting as a sort of stop sign to prevent any potential arguments between Severus and Sirius.

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Additional :

Snape's possessiveness: Snape, as the representation of the Resurrection Stone, will be more possessive and protective of the others, especially if he senses danger or threat to their lives. This could manifest as subtle warnings, cryptic advice, or even direct intervention.

Sirius's impulsiveness: Sirius, despite his fatherly instincts towards Harry, will (or might) still be impulsive and reckless, especially when it comes to protecting those he cares about. This leads him to make rash decisions or take unnecessary risks, which puts him at odds with Snape and Remus.

Remus's empathy: Remus, with his deep understanding of both Snape and Sirius, is the most empathetic and compassionate towards their feelings. He acts as a confidante, a mediator, and even a catalyst for their relationship, depending on the situation.

Harry's relationship with Sirius, Remus, and Snape in this AU, given their complicated dynamics, is supposed to be a fascinating mix of affection, confusion, and a touch of exasperation.

Here's a breakdown:

With Sirius | 🐾

There's plenty of fondness and exasperation: Harry loves Sirius's enthusiasm and playful nature, seeing him as the closest thing he has to a real father figure. However, Sirius's occasional immaturity and recklessness also frustrates him. He likely finds himself having to be the "responsible adult" at times, which is ironic considering his age. He finds himself scolding Sirius, much to Sirius's mock (and sometimes genuine) chagrin.

Loyalty and protectiveness: Harry is fiercely loyal to Sirius, defending him against Snape's criticisms and worrying about his well-being. He's also protective of Sirius's feelings, trying to smooth things over when Sirius and Remus clash or when Sirius feels excluded.

A sounding board: Harry confides in Sirius about his own struggles and insecurities, knowing that Sirius, despite his flaws, genuinely cares. He sees Sirius as someone who understands what it's like to be an outsider and to have a complicated past.

With Remus | 🐺

Respect and trust: Harry would have immense respect for Remus, seeing him as a wise and kind figure. He would trust Remus implicitly and value his guidance. He goes to Remus for advice more often than Sirius, knowing Remus offers a more balanced and thoughtful perspective.

Comfort and understanding: Harry would feel comfortable around Remus, sensing his gentle nature and empathy. He would appreciate Remus's quiet support and his ability to understand Harry's emotional turmoil.

A bit of a mystery: While Harry deeply trusts Remus, he also senses a certain reserve in him. He picks up on the unspoken feelings between Remus and Sirius (and maybe even Snape...I'm thinking about the chaos I can cause), which adds another layer of complexity to their relationship in Harry's eyes. He tries to understand Remus better but also respects his privacy.

With Snape | 🧪

Lots of Wariness and grudging respect: Harry's relationship with Snape is the most complex. He is still wary of Snape's sharp tongue and perceived dislike of him, but he also develops a grudging respect for Snape's intelligence and skills, particularly his potion-making.

Confusion and mixed feelings: Harry is confused by Snape's behavior. He witnesses moments of surprising kindness or protectiveness from Snape, which clashes with his usual coldness. He struggles to reconcile these conflicting impressions. He starts to wonder why Snape dislikes him so much, leading him to try and understand Snape's past.

A reluctant recipient of help: Harry finds himself having to rely on Snape's help at times, particularly when it comes to potions or defense against the dark arts. He accepts this help grudgingly, but he also starts to see glimpses of the man beneath the harsh exterior. He might even start to feel a flicker of pity for Snape, recognizing his loneliness and pain much like his own. That doesn't mean he stops standing up to Snape - he scolds back now (FINALLY 🙏🏾) and matches Snape's energy.

Overall dynamic:

🐾 + 🐺 + 🧪 + 🧹

The center of their world: Despite their own complex relationships, Sirius, Remus, and Snape all share a common goal: protecting Harry. He's the center of their world, and they all, in their own ways, try to guide him and keep him safe.

A catalyst for change: Harry's presence has a subtle but significant impact on their relationships (the trio's). He might inadvertently bring Sirius and Remus closer, or even soften Snape's bitterness. He is also a constant reminder of Lily, which affects all three of them in different ways.

A source of worry: Harry's tendency to attract danger is a constant source of worry for all three of them. They all are fiercely protective of him, sometimes to the point of smothering him. This could lead to friction, as they might disagree on the best way to keep him safe.

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Harry's interactions with these three men are fraught with emotional complexity, but also filled with moments of warmth, humor, and genuine affection. It would be a unique and powerful bond, shaped by their shared history, their individual personalities, and their love for Harry (or in Snape's case, Lily).

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🧪🐾🐺

HOW THEY ARE WITH EACH OTHER

Tension and awkwardness: There is a constant undercurrent of tension and awkwardness in their interactions. Sirius might try to cover it up with bravado and teasing, while Snape would likely be more reserved and guarded. Remus, ever the mediator, would try to diffuse the tension, but might also secretly enjoy the unspoken dynamic between them.

Competition and jealousy: If one of them shows interest in another (wink, wink, Wolfstar complications), the others might experience jealousy or a sense of competition. This could lead to subtle digs, snide remarks, or even outright confrontations.

Hesitation and vulnerability: Despite their interest in each other, they are hesitant to act on their feelings due to their past history, their responsibilities towards Harry, or their fear of rejection. This could lead to moments of vulnerability and longing, which they might try to hide from each other.

If they are in relationships with other people:

Complications and longing: Their existing relationships could create complications and longing. They might find themselves comparing their partners to each other, or wondering what could have been if things were different.

Guilt and conflict: They might experience guilt or conflict due to their feelings for each other, especially if they are happy in their current relationships. This could lead to secret meetings, stolen glances, or emotional confessions.

Acceptance and support: If their relationships are strong and healthy, they might eventually come to terms with their feelings for each other and find a way to coexist without jeopardizing their happiness. This could lead to a deeper understanding and acceptance of each other, even if their feelings remain unrequited.

And that is...it. that's all I have planned right now 😭. Any tips? Things I should change or look out for?