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descendant-of-truth · 1 year ago

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A minor linguistic clarification to this post, since I just realized the phrasing could be seen as contradictory: I was using "queer" as a shorthand for anyone who isn't the exact combination of cisgender, heterosexual, and heteroromantic.

The reason this needs to be clarified is because "queer" can also refer to a lack of societal conformity independent of exact gender and orientation. A cishet person who, say, adopts a child and raises them with their best friend and their sibling is living in a pretty queer way, even if they themselves aren't LGBTQIA+.

So, when I ask "why do we act like the second a relationship defies a strict norm, it means they must be queer?" what I'm getting at is "why do we act like the second a relationship defies a strict norm, it's impossible for the people involved to be straight and/or cis?"

This isn't trying to attack queer headcanons, mind you; it'd be hard to find a favorite character of mine that I don't headcanon as queer in some way. But what this post is actually complaining about, which seems to get missed in a lot of the notes, is the constant, repeated notion with popular ships especially that there is no other correct way to interpret them.

Naruto and Sasuke's bond apparently HAS to be romantic for the story to make sense. Sonic and Shadow MUST be flirting in Sonic Prime for them to be acting "like that." Holmes and Watson? They can't NOT be gay, they're roommates! Never mind authorial intent, they clearly just don't understand what they're writing! Either that or they're teasing us on purpose!

On and on, no matter where you go, this sentiment is parroted around in every single fandom space to have a popular non-canon ship. And no matter how ironic you are about it, it's still adding to the density of the statement, and subtly pushing the notion of romance being The Only Explanation for *checks notes* people being undyingly loyal, or sassy, or even conflicted towards each other.

It doesn't matter if you can't imagine their bond any other way, because someone else can, and if they keep hearing that their interpretation is straight-up wrong and that they're homophobic for having it, then guess what? That's how you drive people out of community spaces. I've lost count of how many people in the notes of this very post have admitted to leaving fandoms because of this.

In conclusion: stop telling everyone else that they don't understand the story if they don't interpret the leads as romantic, too. they're ALSO tired

Shipping is fun and all but I swear every single time someone makes a comment, whether as a joke or in a legitimate analysis, about there being "no other explanation" for a pair's interactions, I lose just a bit more of my sanity

Like, no, you guys don't get it. Romance is not about the Amount of devotion, it's about the COLOR. the FLAVOR of it all. a character can be just as devoted to their platonic friend as they are to their romantic partner, and they don't love either of them more, just differently.

But because the majority of people still have it stuck in their minds that romance exists on the highest tier of love, I'm stuck seeing endless takes that boil down to "these two care about each other too much for it to NOT be romantic" as if that's the core determining factor to how literally any of this works

In conclusion: stop telling me that I don't understand the story if I don't interpret the leads as romantic, I am TIRED

#analysis #meta #fandom #miscellaneous #shipping #media discussion #amatonormativity #lgbtq #purity culture #ALSO THIS HAPPENS WITH STRAIGHT PAIRINGS TOO but I see it more often with gay ones because they're less likely to be canon to begin with

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pondering-peach · 3 years ago

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bout to make SO MUCH fortnite sasuke fanart

#sasuke uchiha #fortnite sasuke #hes so sassy #and gay #fornite sasuke my beloved <3

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maoam · 2 years ago

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kishimoto said he doesn't think u have to be related by blood to be brothers and there's such a thing as "brothers of hearts" he calls them. that they think of each other that way. and sasuke at the end understands that naruto sees him the same way. not that he understands what it's like to have a brother since he already has one. u can't pick and choose what to agree with on his interviews girl 😭☠️☠️

and naruto getting aroused wasn't in the anime and there's lots of translations so people wouldn't even know that's what happened unless they searched up the right translation but anime onlies would only see what was there and this wasn't there.

and how do u explain kids or conservative adults watching and not analyzing? most people watching anything would agree with whatever's shown, they wouldn't be there like oh this isn't true. so if naruto says brother multiple times and has flashbacks to telling itachi and itachi saying it back to him multiple times that he thinks of sasuke as a brother, then that might just means kishi wanted the audience to see it that way? shocking i know

u can have romantic tropes and it still wouldn't be romantic if they label it as brothers all the time

First of all you're pitiful, trying to act sassy despite the fact you are on anon. Don't give me that attitude "girl" when you're salivating everytime you hit anon, waiting for me to answer you lol

I have seen plenty of straight men (including Japanese) saying they're gay, I have seen conservative Christians get pissed that "gay propaganda" is being pushed on them when reading some of the chapters. Funny how this never happens with other shonen titles. It's almost like people outside of shipping circles pick up on the gay.

How about you go read sneezemonster15 blog if this more brothers than blood brothers thing is so hard for you. She has wrote about it even more than me. Do you expect us to explain to you censorship, SJ's conservativeness or how brother term can be used in Asian media over and over again? And don't get too excited, she doesn't have anon option abled so you can't be annoying towards her. But you might be able to educate yourself. And Sasuke was not happy that Naruto called him brother, or friend, I don't know how many times this needs to be said lol

And yes, him getting aroused is in the manga. I have seen the original Japanese panel, and I have seen Japanese men discuss about it, saying it's obscene and gay. Saying why did he have to write this. Indeed why did he have to write it, since Naruto considers Sasuke his b-b-brother as you say. And oh I wonder why Naruto considers Sasuke more attractive than his "crush" (whose attractiveness he doesn't understand canonically) or the person he married (who he considered plain canonically)? Oh wait, but Naruto said brother, so that means he's not gay just incestous! 😳

He did not write them act like brothers, but gay. They don't act like any of the brothers in the manga, they do not have a sibling dynamic, and they literally have a romance going on. It's funny but also sad how you admit they're romantic but your homophobia prevents you from seeing them as gay. And yes, it is homophobia to see something that's romantic yet deny it just because two characters are of the same-sex.

See this is why I originally closed the asks. Because I got tired of people sending the same stuff over and over again because they somehow follow my blog despite the fact they hate the content and their only motivation to be here is to make me agree that Naruto and Sasuke aren't gay, or whine about my Sakura posts.

#anon

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depressedhatakekakashi · 3 years ago

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The common trope Adult Kakashi met Kid Kakashi, but hardcore version.

What if :

- sweet sassy angel Kid Kakashi with Sakumo,

- arrogant bitter chuunin Kakashi with Team Minato and Jiraiya,

- depressed and suicidal Anbu Kakashi with Itachi and Tenzo

- laid back and aloof Jonin sensei Kakashi with Team 7 and Gai (post chuunin exam to throw Orochimaru's curse mark to the mix for maximum damage)

- tired but cheerful Rokudaime Hokage Kakashi with adult Team 7 and Shikamaru (I am so sorry Shikamaru)

They are all met in one room or one timeline. How much the chaos will ensues?

That room is not surviving my friend. No way. Not only is there a shit ton of Kakashi’s, who would otherwise ignore/not pay attention to each other

But their teammates as well?

Also young team seven Sasuke in the same room as Anbu Itachi? Murder would be attempted and poor Itachi has no idea what is going on or why his brother hates him so much.

Adult Sasuke would be tasked with pulling them TF apart to prevent actual murder from happening.

Shikamaru does not have enough cigarettes to deal with this shit, Sakura would like to go home right now immediately please. She has a headache. Naruto is trying to meet all of the people that he can and you bet he tried to take off five year old Kakashi’s mask. Damn, man never thought he could meet another shinobi who could scare him but protective dad Sakumo?

Everyone in that room stopped to mourn Naruto for a second cuz boy died when Sakumo glares at him

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ssasukewasright · 2 years ago

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what dynamic in naruto that you think would of had a lot of potential if it was explored? (Ramble below)

For me I'll have to give it to Rock Lee and Sasuke. For Rock Lee, after his fight with Gaara his resolve and confidence in himself is one that can't really be taken away. He has one goal, be a splendid ninja. I feel like encountering sauske and having like a actual conversation wouldn't shake his confidence in his skills but rather shake the foundations of what he wants to become, a splendid ninja. If Itachi is one of the greatest for being so detached from the world and loving the village enough to kill his own family, what does that mean for Rock Lee. Does becoming splendid would mean that he might one day be ordered to kill his beloved might guy or his team mates? And if so, should he? Like I feel like more ninjas should really have gotten to question the villages without being villians out right. Also Lee's genuine comradrie with his team that is so fully returned might bring back memories for Sauske. We don't often get to see exactly what he's thinking so like that added bit of insights he would have in his interactions with Rock Lee which is so much like Naruto in personality would be excellent. Also they would absolutely push each other to new heights, I bet that they might even get excited to fight each other depending on the circumstances. Sharigan vs the potential of taijutsu would be so cool fight wise.

What do you think? Do you disagree/agree with what I say and what kind of dynamic would you wish to be shown more?

oh god let me ramble about this

i never really thought about sasuke and rock lee but it makes sense?? I think they would have been a good team back at the chunin exams especially because sasuke never really trained taijutsu that much, i love how a lot of the fights in og naruto were inspired by rock lee? I mean we see variations of his moves with both Sasuke and Naruto.

I do think that Rock Lee would do anything to be a good ninja but he would never think of hurting his team, since team Gai is the only team that looked like an actual team? there's also the fact that he loved his team, he looked up to gai so much and the way he cried for Neji?. Also i feel like being in a team like team gai would have helped sasuke way more, team 7 was great but it was eer- not the healthiest team, but team Gai was them pushing each other to be better, which was something that Sasuke did for team 7 but never really got in return (He helped Sakura before the chunin exams and he pushed naruto with sassy comments to be better). also yes, I can see them enjoying fighting with each other as training, they can easily keep up with each other's moves and they could learn new things watching each other and it would be funny to see lee asking Sasuke to wear the green suit lmao

I said this before and I'll keep saying it, Neji and Sasuke would make a good team. Sure they are opposites with Sasuke loving his clan and Neji hating his but both of them are victims of a bad system, it would be cool to see them fight to change the shinobi word.

Maybe Karin and Naruto? both are Uzumaki and i think it’s so unfair that we never saw them properly interact. Also, there are a lot of missing opportunities, it would be interesting having the only uzumakis learning sealing techniques together.

also, I would LOVE to see shisui and akatsuki Itachi, only because i'm a firm believer that Shusui wouldn't agree with Itachi's mindset, he would call him on his bullshit

#my asks #thanks for the ask!

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ranmanjuu · 4 years ago

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—gen z mc with uesugi-takeda + misc. forces

ahh, i’m so glad people liked my gen z oda hcs! lol it’s usually pretty slow from my writing blog experiences until now, but i’m rlly happy! i was planning to do u-t and the others but then i decided to stop at oda and continue another day. thx for the asks tho! and yeah, i do take requests but it’s more of a pasttime, since this whole blog is just my stupid ideas written out and shared out there.

also someone said that a gen z mc could be old enough to romance the warlords, like, early twenties. and yes, very fair if u wanna romance ur mans with memes and existentialism go for it!! i just think it adds more to the comedy side of this child they have to babysit, while not fearing death or any consequences from their dumb of Ass decisions. someone who fears no death and armed with no braincells is a fool, but a Child who fears no death and armed with no braincells is also a fool, but more bizzare and has That Vibe y’know

@niphredil-14 and @arthotsglasses

tw: s*icidal, violent jokes treated in a light manner

also spoilers to some things of their characters

—kenshin:

who is this,, , sassy lost child??

he first saw you prepared to throw hands with ronins who were being Elite Dickheads. ofc, armed with nothing compared to the sworded-adults, he had to interfere.

no matter how cold he treated you, masking his secret !!!-like concern, you seemed so unfazed through it. you still interacted with him like normal,,,,, why?? do you want a death wish?

and each time he threatened you with,, anything, you responded with, “the only one who gets to hurt & kill me, is ME”

...... what?

he’s convinced you’re the biggest fool of a person. and he’d be right but even so, he has a weirdly strong need to protect you as you two got closer. you’re often with sasuke, so it’s harder to avoid you.

even with all the Horrible jokes you make on a daily basis, if your passionate side with everyone having equal rights of being treated as human, for him it shows a side of you that makes you seem precious and pure and kind hearted.

and the overprotective side increases.

which is, ,, a bit problematic sometimes cause you have the tendency to target and piss off anyone in a 10 meter range by just one (1) sassy comment, along with your lack of impulse control and blurting out everything in your mind. it’s made you a lot of short enemies in the sengoku period, and kenshin would always be ready to slice them down behind you.

sasuke has to tame him down with his Masters degree in kenshin-wrangling.

at banquets, kenshin would often have you beside him. if you’re too young for sake do age for drinking exist in sengoku? probably not. it’s more of sasuke advising for him to not give you alcoholic drinks he’ll have you pouring for him or just munching away at pickled plums or food.

—shingen:

(ngl i kinda had a hard time with this since it’s erasing a big part of his overall character,,, flirting)

once he heard the news that oda had taken in somone as young as you during honno-ji,, ,,,he’s in a very “how dare that demon >>:( taking such a pure soul,....”

and when you’re taken to kasugayama as a captive, you’re,,, surprisingly very calm and whelmed. you don’t have much sign of fear or anxiety in your overall demeanor meanwhile you’re busy dissociating and spacing out to feel those

you actually don’t seem to hate your captor. but shingen isn’t sure if your ‘fingerguns’ is a good thing or not cause it depicts you pointing guns @ him,, (dw is good shingen)

while yes being held hostage—no matter how good you’re being treated—isn’t ideal and kinda not very cash money, you consider shingen v chill. man has a kindheart!! “i diagnose you with good vibes.”

if he ever sees your righteous side, as everyone else, he’ll deeply admire you. he himself is someone who believes in such as well. and hearing the circumstances in the modern world regarding those things (blm, etc.) his heart truly does go out for you. he feels sympathy for such a young person like you having to take action

also your dirty humor around him, echigo’s player, kind of makes him question where and how you learnt it

and,, his illness.

through getting straight to the point and not falling for it each time he changes subject/dodges the question, you managed to get to the bottom of his illness. shingen himself thinks it’s not something you have to burden with knowing—you’re so, so young.

but that doesn’t matter to you. the world’s given you such a shit time, you’re mature enough to understand the situation at least.

and as he finishes his explanation, all there was is silence. it felt wrong to say any of your usual quips,, so all you did was slowly came there and hugged him.

that was more than what he’d ask for.

—sasuke:

oh hell yeah

you are in your element with him. the chillest guy to talk to, and probably the first one you’re the closest to

your phone was dead after like 2 days of use, and you were miserable while hideyoshi, like a typical parent, told you to go outside and into town. sensing your bad mood, sasuke asked what’s up. you deadpanned, “my phone game ended and now i’m ready to commit not breath.” you oslemnly look out in the bustling streets and clutched your fist like an Anime Protagonist, “those boomer memes were right all along... i am absolutely Miserable and Useless(^TM) without it.”

in response, you could’ve sworn he did the Anime Glasses thing as well, “then we at team Moderately Awesome Sengoku Ninja are happy to announce the launch of a DIY phone charger, made with the electricity from a fruit and the main functionality of a solar panel. and has more durability than samsung’s.”

there were Stars in your eyes now. with a big grin, you thank him, “i’d die for you, sasuke.”

“then perish.” he said with a blank look. (yukimura, in the bg: ???!!!??!??!?)

the next day he consentually breaks in through the ceiling and gives you the weird contraption. you’re now saved, soul-wise.

the memes start coming and they don’t stop coming from the two of you. in any situation. whether it’d be at a teahouse, or at a battlefield that can determine your life and death.

and you can have discussions about current world events, or the past ones, with him and he’d understand completely what you’re talking about. it’s those rare nights when you’ve been thinking and have a deep conversation with him in his room, and as an adult, it makes for interesting results as well.

the others are endlessly confused, but you’re both so unapologetically yourselves.

and he’s super protective if the circumstances are tough. he feels bad for dragging another person in the sengoku with him—much less when they’re so young like you.

if you’re enough of a lil shit, once you’re taken into kasugayama, in the nights where you can’t sleep because brain at what would be 3 am, you’d probably trudge over to his room and wake him up to tell him what kind of mind-blowing shit you realized.

—yukimura:

when he saved you from falling to your death, your reaction already set off weird Vibes inside him. what do you mean, “you stopped me from fleeing this fleeting world by the sweet embrace of death” ?!?!?! are you crazy?? yes

he doesn’t waste time getting blunt with you at all either.

once he goes into azuchi as a merchant, he silently observes you talking to sasuke for a bit. what’s with your weird language?? and crude humor???? never in his life has he met someone in your age act like that wtf

even so, he still operates on the basis of ‘‘if sasuke trusts you, i trust you’’, no matter how utterly concerned you make him feel

you have a dirtier mind than him! unsurprisingly. along with everyone else, you often tease the poor soul, a nd you’d gladly tell him what the innuendoes mean ( 69, etc.) and maybe sprinkle in some gay jokes in there

and why do you keep mentioning this “bromance between him and sasuke” ?? what us,,, a bromance????? and why is sasuke in it??

he takes you out to teahouses to eat chestnut dumplings and other desserts with you. you always seem to target the one he doesn’t like the most and have a bit of banter

your relationship is built on banter but what’s different rlly

he treats you much more maturely than other people your age. as in, he doesn’t pull back his punches in words most of the time. you don’t seem to around him also, it looks like.

and, he’s also very protective of you. he regards you as his little sibling, as rat as you may be. and he does care about you—he might just be a bit unwilling to say it

—yoshimoto:

you think he’s very chill, if a bit unique but who were you to judge. and he is, if you ever meet him in echigo or even azuchi

his big liking to art and something of apathy to people is osmething you can respect. there’s something about that kind of Vibe that you find oddly a mood.

and oh boy oh boy you wasted no time pulling up your phone and showing images of what art is in the future. whether it’d be a screenshot of anime, fanart, aesthetic-like ones, palette-themed—the whole shabang.

and, somehow, you were left ranting to him about how some artists in the future get it so shitty for theft, reposting, not crediting, the list goes on (please be a decent human being to artist, sincerely the author) and he can’t help but just listen in silence and kind of thinking about how you’re so passionate about the Struggles of artists. and it isn’t something he sees often in the sengoku era—where war rules most things.

and he does find art from the modern times interesting, how they’re so different and vast in styles. and not only that, it’s not like the future only has one major style like then, each hand can draw such different pictures and still have beauty in each. he appreciates and admires that.

and he does tell you his thoughts ^ while you give your own insight. it’s so fascinating to see someone like you having strong opinions on this.

because, well, rn art is a big thing in our lives as we’re stuck inside. a part of entertainment is looking at any media of art—and he finds his view of art and yours quite the same. you two came from a time of turmoil (one moreso than the other) but still think art isn’t exactly irrelevant just because it isn’t a cure to diseases or the Ultimate Weapon.

you had to Surgically Remove him from your phone so you can use it and to stop him from draining your battery looking at the art

and he often drags you out to town and admire pieces when you’re holing yourself in too much. your comments are always unknown to him, “radical”, “that’s one i can vibe with ngl”, and the list goes on.

and you occasionally call him pretty boy as a compliment rlly

—kennyo:

when you first saw him at honno-ji, and he won’t forget the one (1) line you gave him, all you said to his warning of ooo spooky demons was, “that’s lit fam gtg tho”

and that alone was enough to stun him for a few seconds

honestly you told the others of your meeting with kennyo before they told you it could be kennyo. just a throaway line of “oh yeah there was this dude with a scar across his face.” / “,,, ,....that’s kennyo. he’s really dangerous actually—” / “oh, poggers”

you’re probably kind of half the reason the oda forces found who dun it.

and it was an eye for an eye, kennyo himself found out that you were their child chatelaine, and very close to the others. as per his villain-schedule, he kidnaps you .

he laments about how “such a pure soul such as yours is not to be stained by the demon’s hands”

oh how Wrong he was.

you were the definition of the opposite of pure. and you seemed unfazed, which surprised kennyo but shrugged it off. he was willing to face you screaming and panicking, along with shouldering the sin of doing the deed. but instead, he was met with a raised eyebrow and, “this is unexpected and probably not welcomed but what am i doing here.”

he was stunned for a moment before explaining what he can.

“......... fuck.”

he cringed ever so slightly at your curse. but your attention seems to stray so quickly off of the fact that you were bounded and helpless, to the fact that you have the man doing unspeakable things to civilians and you absolutely don’t approve.

throwing your common sense to maybe be civilized, you went off on a rant of how human rights and how to not be an ass to him. all he could do was just listened, shocked to even cut you off.

when he did, he gave the whole ‘unsaved demon’ shtick, and you weren’t taking that kinda shit. he believed he was truly unsaved—you knew that. but that doesn’t make it okay.

eventually, he left you with a cold end of the conversation.

he admires your spirit in a way—but with what he’s experienced,,, it’s a bit of unreachable for him.

if at any point you saw the soft side of his with animals, you just gaped at him for a split second and whispered, “the gap moe is strong with this one.”

also old man died inside when you said that you’d fight god, along with many things.

all in all, to him, you’re insufferable. but weirdly,, fascinating.

you’ve totally ok boomer’d him once cause he rlly looks old

—motonari:

,,. if your speech to kennyo was bad, he’s going to rant hell.

motonari already knew you were interesting even when his men just spied on you. your behavior, so brash and impulsive, is going to be so fun to have, he thinks.

through some planning to stir up more chaos, he kidnaps you and brings you unto his ship. same as kennyo, you showed no clear sign of surprise, and that’s when he decided you were either used to this in any way, or a fool. both answers, he liked.

you’re kind of really confused on why he’s doing what he’d doing. “i get it, i like to stir up chaos myself but it’s harmless,, most of it—but not until the people are in danger, bitch.”

and by that line, motonari leans towards you with a deadly smirk, “now, i can bite, ‘kay kid? you don’t wanna be in the receiving end... do you?”

“do it, coward.”

and before he could let out even a wheeze of laughter, you continued on on a lecture of, again, not being a dick and letting people live their life in peace. and much less all of this damage, for what? chaos?? yeah you wanted to see the world burn but it wasn’t literally.

however, his patience was running thin. he shuts you up forcefully, and leaves.

even so, after a cooldown period, he still talks to you (,,,, well, that’s kind of a generous term) because, right he was, you were so fun in his eyes.

an interesting observation he made,,, was that you picked up on his big dislike of physical contact. and he’d think with how annoying you were at times, that you’d weaponize it. but you didn’t—in fact, you kept your space (not that you were planning to get close) and respected his boundaries.

he thinks you a bit of peculiar for that decision, some wary, and perhaps naive.

one of the days—the more dangerous ones—he was planning to take you to the oda as bait or something. and you weren’t taking it like that. two days before arrival, a storm racked up. you stood upon the edge of the ship with the rest of the crew watching you like you were a madman.

“the oda won’t want me if i’m dead, would they now?”

motonari stands in his composure, guffawing, “all i need is to make sure they believe you’re alive, kid.”

a smile that showed absolutely no fear and 1000 percent spite spread in your face, “not unless i decimate my own body until all the trail left is my blood. the only one who gets to do that shit to me, is me.”

finally, a look of wavering shows in his face.

you were saved last minute,, and the rest is history.

#ikemen sengoku #cybird ikemen #ikesen #ikesen kenshin #ikesen shingen #ikesen sasuke #ikesen yukimura #ikesen yoshimoto #ikesen kennyo #ikesen motonari #ikesen uesugi takeda #*writing #gen z mc #god i hope my Lack of Ability isn't shown in how other characters are written longer than others #and how i might've badly Fucked up their characters #i've done like.. 3 routes and that knowledge is all i have #stans pls don't @ me #pretty sure i had more i wanted to add here but #aha brain's memory go brrrrrrrr

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babybottlepop96 · 4 years ago

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7 Minutes in Heaven Neji x Reader SFW

A/n: okay so this is like.... Really cute... Just saying.

"You know Sakura, I think we should play seven minutes in heaven." You said as you looked up from the cookies you were making for her birthday party.

"Oh? Why would we play that game?" She asked as she worked on setting up the decorations.

"Because now that you're finally eighteen we can do more…. Fun party games instead of pin the tail on the donkey." She thought about it for a few moments before she sighed and gave in. "Yay! This is going to be so much fun!" You went back to baking before you spoke again. "You might even get Sasuke." I smoked when I heard her breath catch in her throat.

Soon the party began and about two hours in you held up a bag. "Okay ladies! Put an object into the bag and get ready for the time of your life!" All the girls eagerly stuck something into the bag while the guys groaned.

"Why are we playing this game?" Naruto asked from behind you.

"Because Naruto, we are all finally of age and it's something we never got to do because there was always someone's parents around. This time we can do stuff that we never got to do! " you sassed back. Naruto grumbled and agreed and you cheered. "Okay! Who wants to go first?!" When no one volunteered you did it for them. "Neji! Thank you for volunteering!" Neil scoffed but still stuck his hand in the bag.

You see, you and Neji have never really gotten along. You always thought he was way too self centered and he thought you were the most annoying person on the planet. And he had Lee and Gai on his team. So when he pulled out your favorite green bracelet that said Youthful on it, which happened to be gifted to you by your bushy browed best friend, the both if you groaned.

Sakura hid back a snicker as she and Ino pushed you two into the closet and locked the door behind them. The two of you sat on opposite ends of the small room and were quiet. "Neji?" You spoke quietly.

"Hm?" Was all you got, so you just kept talking.

" why do you hate me?" The room was quiet. "I mean… I think you're a self centered ASSHOLE, but i've only ever tried to be nice to you the best that i could be." A few silent tears dripped down your face. It was true.. Ure you had sassy moments and you could be a bit rude at times.. But you never intentionally tried to mean to anyone.

"I… I don't hate you."

"You don't?" You sounded a bit hopeful.

"I just think you're incredibly annoying." There it is. You knew there was a catch.. Neji wouldn't just say something reassuring without some kind of hurtful thing to say.

"Oh." Suddenly a pair of soft and slightly chapped lips were pressed against yours.

"You're annoying with how kind you are." He kissed you again, slightly harder. "With how you put your hair up differently everyday that makes me stare at you. *slightly harder kiss* With the way your eyes sparkle in the sun when it hits then just right. *even harder kiss* and the most annoying thing you do…" His breath was heavy and his forehead rested against yours. "Is how you make me fall for you more and more everyday and I can't stop it. No matter how hard I try." With tears streaming down your face, you quickly wrapped your arms around his neck and kissed him with ferocity. It caused the two of you to fall, you on his lap and his arms wrapping around your waist.

When you two finally pulled away to catch your breath, you stared into each other's eyes. The door swung open and you two were flooded with light and curious eyes. "I FUCKING KNEW IT!" Choji yelled which caused everyone to cheer and laugh. The two of you walked out of the closet. Before you could sit down, Neji pulled you aside.

"Would you like to go get some lunch tomorrow? Just us?"

"I would love to." Best. Birthday party. Ever

#neji hyūga #cuteness #like so cute #i know im the writer but like... its really cute im actually pretty proud if this one!#neji hyuga x reader

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