#autistic kakashi

[punkeropercyjackson]

And when i inevitably start selfshipping with Kakashi and Obito and Gai then what

[sinnbaddie]

Kakagai

Gai: Good morning Kakashi.

Kakashi: mh tired… don’t feel good

Gai: Aw poor pup pup <3

[r3dlif3]

Kakashi's autistic but he's also an asshole so they sort of connect but most of the time they couldn't be more distant he just hates having to interact with people outside of shinobi related activities.

I think if autism was canon to naruto Gai would excuse all of kakashi's actions and his attitude with him being autistic and kakashi would play into it because people don't need to know he's a freak regardless of his disability they just need to avoid him like the plague so he doesn't have to interact with them.

Meanwhile, Sakura would woobify him and tell Naruto to stop being a bitch because 'Kakashi-Sensei is getting overstimulated' ( she's being an 'ally' but she also likes being seen as more mature than naruto), Naruto doesn't even understand the concept of mental health nevermind a disability and Sasuke wouldn't care about it.

[iwantjellyfsh]

Diuske (Sasuke + Dilluc)

Dilluc Radvingr as Sasuke 

Vengeance is a big thing for both of them

Dilluc is Mondstadt you think he wouldn't just have urge to go kill another 200 fatui agents at the thought of a military dictatorship?

Mistaken for Uzumaki because I want Diuske to either have red hair (like highlights) or the chains from Dilluc's delusion. (Or both, both is amazing).

Does he get the signature red eyes? Trolls everyone into thinking he's got the sharingan constantly active? People out there being like “Sharingan?” “Sharingan?” “Sharingan?” Like those seagulls from finding nemo.

Also the eagle summons Sasuke eventually has that aren't ever specified as summons? Might I raise you Dawn (or vanessa who is either a falcon or eagle herself /I always thought she was a hawk/ 😅)? Dilluc’s favorite companion who should totally be there.

Dead family and the traitor (Crepus / Uchiha Massacre & Kaeya / Itachi) 

Rich nepo babies with resting b!tch faces with fire affinity / pyro vision (Ik Sasuke is primary lightening but…) AND DON'T FORGET THE FANGIRLS Donna  and basically every female prepubescent Naruto character.

I bet Diuske would get his claymore somehow and everyone thinks the super big sword is heavy (it is) and he'll be slow (you'll be decapitated before you finish that thought). 

Curse Seal? Nuh uh uh uh uh, Orochimaru when I catch you Orochimaru (bc Dilluc has a hate for Dottore and mint fuck has clones and snake freak using his soul manipulation become my host is kind of like that?) Either way he's got the twitch in his eye that signifies he's about to kill chunk of Zapolyarny Palace subordinates.

I feel like Diuske would absolutely become Darknight Hero again but he’d get kidnapped by ANBU or accidently see them do their sneaky assassin things then become a member. He respects them, they remind him of the networking unit he had in Snezhnaya. He’d get promoted real quick and become an ANBU captain (and isn’t that funny? Kakashi’s kouhai becoming a college at 10?) Maybe being in the body of a small child is affecting him more than he thought because Crepus’s words of encouragement when he was still Calvary Captain ring in his ears. And for the fun of it he’s ANBU Owl :3 

Or he would absolutely destroy them because they work for the government (hiss) and obviously cover things up and are scum like the KOF. He could still join but it’d be the ANBU version of reluctant paper pusher, like a probation. This would have to be after finding out about the truth of the Uchiha Massacre (he might as well get a degree in dead family schemes).

He makes the Uchiha Compound an Air b&b or smt because shawty can't just let the red light district be. He does it for the noise, used to working in a bar with rowdy and loud customers (stupid bards and the Knights of Favonius) also he misses Adelinde and he's not replacing her he's not (still feels guilty about it thought)

Or Diuske can make it a bar? Wouldn't work though with how out of the way the Uchiha Compound is. Demolishes and makes farmland (more animals for animal boyyy /HE HAD A TURTLE AS A CHILD GIVE THAT MAN MORE ANIMALS/) sets up Angels Share again bc Konoha stupid laws make genin adults. 

Point is, Diuske is done with everything. Everything. He does not need more trauma, he does not want revenge on another traitor brother (make it a ragbro's make up au pls :,( ). 

Do you think he'd have a solidarity with the Akimich clan bc of their monopoly on all things food and his monopoly on all things wine? 

Do not let this man meet Kakashi. 

Covers eye (Hitai-ate / eyepatch) 

“Smiles” (I know what you are (depressed)) 

Dead Parental figure who gets adopted by another one only for them to be murderd (oddly specific why is this crossing worlds) 

Traitor at the wrong time? (Friend killer Kakashi and wrong place wrong time Kaeya everybody) 

Traumatized (apathetic): Kakashi 

Traumatized (nice): Kaeya 

So very E.

There’s just a lot of instances of Diuske either going on a rampage or putting that nobel blood to use cause wadd’ya mean the Uchiha Massacre was a lie? You wouldn’t happen to have an Eroch in this world as well?

At the academy I think Diuske would just grind his teeth and deal with it. (Not without double taking at Shikamaru specifically, the hoyo short hair scam is real but come on, pineapple hair? Seriously?) /Not at all influenced by my hate of Shikamaru's hairstyle/ 

He would stare in horror and genuinely contemplate faking his death when Diuske realizes how many fangirls he has.

Children in general are not his strong suit. He's more familiar with the indigent more scathing children like Diona not screaming, annoying, constantly loud, purposefully attention seeking adolescents! 

Back to the fangirls: This man does not like touch. Sudden touch, Unexpected touch, not allowed to touch. He has a bubble and preferably it would be 2 meters in circumference. 

Let them down gently

Explode immediately 

Avoid confrontation 

Stop attending academy until fangirls stop

Are all options but he might just drop out and self study or go through the academy in 6 months b/c Barbatoes forbid he socializes with tweens. You cannot enunciate enough how horrified he is.

He genuinely contemplates leaving the village (not being considered a missing nin if ya haven’t graduated yet) but he knows he needs a (relatively) safe place to train back his muscles and reflexes.

Either he has a somewhat okay-ish relationship with Naruto (scowls until he goes away, bribes the blond with food so he’ll behave) or not but I want Chunin exams Karin to take one look at Diuske and go “Twin? Where have you been?” and he gets adopted by Uzumaki or smt so they all run away. Just want Karin being so confused and enamored with her “twin” (not in the romance way like C!Karin) 

I feel like Killing Intent would be like the aura you get when using a delusion, and considering Diuske used one for ~3 years he’d be immune, able to manipulate others killing intent, or has a nastily strong killing intent. Like he is a sensor’s worse nightmare (Karin is fascinated by this), the dead god goop inside him is revolting to them.

[itingtmywly]

i havent watched naruto in years but now listening to a retrospective analysis of the series why do i relate to multiple characters on a spiritual level and also why are so many of them just painfully autistic (/pos) and i dont see thag being talked about like..... it just proves my theory that many of the fictional characters across all media are autistic coded and general audiences often loooove these characters, but meeting people with exact same traits and quirks and problems irl they dont like that anymore.. feels like many autistic traits make a person so fun and deep and interesting but only if you look at them from the outside, not having to actually interact with them and not having to position yourself in any way towards them, but if theyre actually around you its too much and you resolve to bullying and ridiculing... oh well just another day feeling like a silly animal in the zoo 😜😜

[dykedivorce]

if any other bitch in konoha had been gay apart from sasuke none of this would have happened to my son naruto.

[color-coded-cryptid]

oh he’s so autistic to me <3

/vpos

He knows what words mean, Minato-sensei.

[nicksbestie]

matt and chris with an autistic reader headcannons/blurbs?

m.s. / c.s. - autistic!reader (headcanons)

! matt sturniolo !

~ when you need a quiet space to relax and decompress, matt is always the first person you go to

~ he bought you your first pair of noise canceling headphones, and you've been endlessly grateful since

~ he never hesitates to go out with you or to drive to go pick up some of your favorite foods, especially if you've unexpectedly run out

~ he always offers you his hand/rings/fingers to fidget with if you're understimulated and don't have a fidget on you

~ he's always the one who gently reminds you, (and sometimes chris as well), that your volume is a little bit too loud for the situation or place you're in, but he's never rude about it

! chris sturniolo !

~ always the person you go to whenever you need a tight hug or deep pressure therapy. chris is so cuddly that he'll always lay on you or hold you as close to him as you need for as long as you need

~ as much as he is a go with the flow kind of person, he understands how upsetting that can be for you, so he makes an incredible effort to make sure that you know exactly what his schedule is looking like for the day

~ along the same note, he knows how much distress it can cause you to have to deal with change, so he always asks your permission before he moves things

~ sits and listens to you talk about your hyperfixations and special interests, often joining in to whatever new interest you have this week

~ never lets anyone say a single bad word to you, and is overly protective and defensive of you

taglist <3

@bratzforchris @rafecameronsbitch @jessie-essie @chrislover444 @alastor-konig-kakashi-shoutasimp

[sinnbaddie]

When you’re so hyperfixated you feel physically ill seeing any other character shipped with your faves

[tora-the-cat]

An interesting little fun thing with team 7 is that you assume that Sakura's gonna, like, woobify and simplify Sasuke by putting him on a pedastal,cause her goal is centered around him and shes a 12 y/o fangirl so like of course her understanding of him is skewed cause she doesnt see him as a person, just an object of affection, right? She's can't get Sasuke, can't imprint on and/or traumabond with him like Naruto and Kakashi do. They don't see him with rose tinted glasses, because they've lived through their own Horrors and empathize with Sasuke's experience.

......right?

WRONG lmao!! They have too many ghosts!! Naruto's single-minded codependent ass won't get out of his own way long enough to see Sasuke for who he actually is, only able to empathize with the parts of his trauma Naruto relates to and not really capable of understanding him outside of the context of himself (because Sasuke is. His other half). And Kakashi is far too jaded to be fair to him!! He can't decide if Sasuke is gonna end up as a mini-him or a mini-Obito or maybe a mini-Itachi, but either way he ALSO is too traumatized to see Sasuke AS SASUKE.

meanehile SAKURA'S autistic ass may have dogshit empathy, but you know what she does have? A special interest in sasuke. Nothing better to do then give herself a degree in Uchihaisms. She can write character studies about him. she can read his soul. Whenever she says something about him she is right. Every fucking time! She is RIGHT!!!!

'sasuke would NOT compliment me this directly or explicitly express worry unprompted, especially if it gets in the way of his goals' correct.

'Sasuke shouldn't hide that curse on his neck its not healthy BUT if I tell anyone about it he'll never trust me again, which might be even more dangerous for him then the curse mark. Like he can probably handle the curse mark but no one else can stop him from ripping peoples arms off.' correct.

Speaking of! 'Sasuke would not hurt me even when he seems to be...possessed? whatever the only way to knock him out of it is to present myself as Alive and thus something to be protected rather then something to be avenged, because he gets really stuck in his own head about revenge' CORRECT

'hey so um. like. Sasuke's gonna leave Konoha. I'm not sure anything can stop him at this point and honestly I'm kinda starting to doubt anything should, so the only thing I could possibly do to help him at this point is ALSO defect.' CORRECT!!!!

[dwellsinthebog]

gai and kakashi are so "me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic" coded

[axreliono]

9 people you'd like to know better

tagged by: @cregan-starks tyyyyy <3

last song: punk by gorillaz

favorite color: blueee

currently watching: good omens 2... slowly

currently reading: i am Not. whoops

sweet/spicy/savory: SPICY

relationship status: single :(

current obsession: narcos, my star wars au, volcanology, historical fashion, across the spiderverse, making chai

last thing I googled: does pots run in families (LMAO)

currently working on: to the ends of the earth, my hq star wars au <333333

tagging: @redrocketpanda @spacejammie-eimmajecaps @ashlingiswriting @spooky-kakashi @grasssme @autistic-ranpo @shizuumi151 @kiyohmeohmy @solitesse idk enough ppl for this lmao

[bdubs-headcanon-poll]

ETHO HEADCANONS TOURNAMENT BEGINS

Round 1:

Transmasc Etho vs. Weeping Angel Etho

Etho eats moss vs. Fox Etho

Etho is blind in one eye vs. Autistic Etho

Transfem Etho vs. Vampire Etho

Spider Etho vs. Etho can't make popcorn cuz he has a popcorn curse

Aromantic Etho vs. Etho is Kakashi isekai'd to Minecraft

Lizard Etho vs. Enderman Etho

Etho is a cryptid who feeds on confusion vs. Etho's red eye is a result of a redstone accident

Round 2:

Transmasc Etho vs. Fox Etho

Autistic Etho vs. Transfem Etho

Popcorn curse vs. Aromantic Etho

Etho's red eye is a result of a redstone accident vs. Enderman Etho

Round 3:

Fox Etho vs. Autistic Etho

Aromantic Etho vs. Etho's red eye is a result of a redstone accident

FINAL ROUND:

Etho's red eye vs. Autistic Etho

[aurorafandomblog]

I, too, experience happy flappies. Knowing that you were happy flapping is all I need to know 😁

I just love this dynamic.

[4sidedtrianglz]

Rewatching naruto for the first time in years and i love it when kakashi makes an inappropriate ill-timed joke that nobody laughs at. Like great one autistic king!