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Drum Roll Please !

I've been dreaming a lot lately, and maybe its lucid dreaming and maybe its just my apparent overactive imagination (when I was 8 the Sky High movies gave me nightmares). But anyways, I've been dreaming more and my roommate recently decided to look through my dream journal so I'm letting yall know since they were so indignant over it being a "secret".

I only have 2 to share for now as I wake up from dreams with seconds to write them down or forget.

I don't have Xingqiu and when I first started Genshin it was the Furina & Wrio banner. I very stupidly put my measly ~30 pulls into both of the banners thinking I'd get them each. So I ended up getting neither which sucks because lots of AR laters I only have Barbara as a hydro. Anyways, every few months Xingqiu can be bought with starglitter and I've been gunning for that.

The dreams actual proceedings is that Xingqiu was C6 and upset over my treatment of him, calling me an abusive parent and getting onto the Jade Chamber to khs. Bennett was there to, attempting to talk Xingqiu out of it only for his bad luck to strike and make them both fall down! Xiao shows up and encases them in his beefy arms (he was really tall for some reason). He teleports them to a clearing where Xianyun and Venti are. Xianyun takes Bennett and Xingqiu into her arms and a glow encompasses them (like the glow when Xianyun uses her skill) and they float off into the distance.

2. This dream also has to do with Nahida and Venti. In the character page were you do the ascending, artifact giving stuff. Venti was in his archon form, with the position not unlike the end of those basketball movies where everything is slow and the MC is about to make the winning shot. Three of his constellation icons surrounded him, Venti was ethereal and dangerous with his face covered and a glow to his body. The constellation icons would also glow, running like those whisps you see when using Elemental Sight to the next constellation icon. I only remember two of the lines: "Barbatos is the archon of freedom and forgiveness..." "We forgive you for becoming an archon..."

2. If Venti's voice line quote thing could be described as high and lyrical (personally I'd compare it to that creepy child in a horror movie) Nahida's just sounded like Nahida. She honestly looked like the aeon of abundance from hsr but with more covering on her clothes. She was curled up like those "bitter choco decoration" animatics when the character spins on the plate. Her constellations also surrounded her form wth the lines being: "Archon..? No...No.." the rest were mute as loud and annoying whispers set in, black covering Nahida's skin with glowing purple eyes appearing.

Sorry for not posting? I doubt anymore cares lol. My account on here turned 2 a few days ago so I remembered it existed.

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Art Though Aware?

There's a ruler of my heart ObiKaka version on youtube

It's so beautiful it's so good I have to keep watching it, I am fed !!!!!!!!!!

I really like how Kakashi is sad-happy in the beginning, relaxing into Obito's touch before going "Hol' the fuck up."

I might be a fake fan for this but some1 had to explain to me that the pink tint + sparkles are genjutsu.

Absolutely adore how cute/pathetic Kakashi looks when his mask is taken off.

Created by GLue & Aik on youtube.

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Trying to make a joke as an neurodivergent person person be like: ***Lets go gambling!***

Insensitive ***Aw dang it!***

Unfunny ***Aw dang it!***

Irrelevant ***Aw dang it!***

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Ao3 is down (Feb 6)

I'm sorry??? Excuse me???

Edit:

Genuinely what am I supposed to do all day!?!?!?

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Delusion

Indulge my delusions for a minute pls.

This video got me thinking of the main Robin(s) and do they fit so fucking perfectly or not??? I mean I like the though of them being in order with "The first Alice" and "The first Robin" but reorganizing is fun too.

For "The Ace of Hearts" my mind goes Damian and Danny (DPxDC) but only bcs they're twins and Danny Fenton is Damian's most popular twin trope.

Theres a really cool Japanese version too but I used the english one for simplicity. Link here -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phJQdljA39Y

It needs to be an animatic or something smh, maybe rogue/villain AU? Just a cool thought 🤷‍♂️

I mean: The first Alice is probably what Bruce thought Dick would be like if he actually killed the joker, and Dick is literally the og anger issues batfam member

And with Jason, he likes literature. The "shot him dead to the ground" could be replaced with the crowbar because Alice #2 is "one enjoyed and loved by everyone the man was left for dead" bcs Jason thinks he got replaced/forgotten/unavenged. Then "spreading evil with his voice" is just his normal crime lord shit.

"She birthed a kingdom that would rise above them all." Tim's literally a baby CEO. "Birthed into a life so grand" NEPO BABY. "So afraid of death the girl is mindless and warped" Tim tried to clone Kon-El like 100 times, right?

"Stubborn younger Sharon, clever older Lyra" Need I say more? "Both will never wake up from the dreams they had planned" in the Japanese verson the "clever younger brother" massacred a bunch of people and the "strong minded older sister" was a casualty (so thats how I interpret "both will never wake up from the dreams that they had planned) and if your familiar with Demon Twins AU's (Danny Fenton and Damian Wayne-Al Ghul twin au) sometimes it's that Damian killed Danny 👀

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The voices !!!

[ DP x Genshin Impact ]

@solsock mentioned how Chongyun looks like Danny few steps to the left so now i gotta draw that kasdnjak

I wanted to make phantom just danny but color swap… but then.. superconduct combo is good 👉🏼👈🏼 so now danny is ice, phantom electric and valerie fire because overload is also fun n also they both dum n would fight each other lets be honest

im mulling over whether phantom an actual ghost or is just normal edgy kid but both are funny so aksjndsak idk

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Me: I reacted a completely normal amount to that.

My reaction: Tears, rapid breathing, racing heartbeat, shaking hands.

Me: A. Totally. Normal. Amount.

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Thank you Jana

Physical reactions to being stabbed pls? :)

Ouch?

How to write being stabbed

There is not a short list I can give you with reactions, because the reactions vary so much. So I'll try to help you with a how to post.

tw: blood, knife, descriptions of wounds - do not repost

How and where does the person get stabbed?

the "how" is about the force and depth of the stab and also the thing they are stabbed with

the "where" is about the body part that gets stabbed

stabbing tool: can be anything with a sharp or at least pointed end

knife (dull or sharp, small or long, jagged), ice pick, letter opener, scissors, pen, nail, and so on

The knife inside the body

there is also the part about the knife (or other stabbing tool, I will just refer to it as knife now) inside the body

it's often described as feeling hot initially

later on though the blood loss and the shock would probably make the character feel much colder

if it's non-life-threatening maybe you could describe the feeling of it hindering the character's movement, the uncomfortable feeling of it between their ribs or jostling it, when it's stuck inside the leg

it would be an normals instinct to want to remove it, but it's important to keep it inside

removing the knife could easily lead to more injuries (especially if it's jagged) and to major blood loss

the wound including the knife should be wrapped up securely and it should be removed in the hospital

Pain and shock

there are people that go in such a state of shock that they don't realize they've been stabbed until much later, sometimes when they pass out from blood loss

the adrenaline can also lead to the character not fully grasping how badly injured they actually are

the pain depends on the person and the point of entry

but it can also depend on the stabbing tool

a clean and razor sharp knife goes in easily, but it can be actual be less hurtful than a jagged knife or a more blunt stabbing tool

a jagged knife would also pull much more inside the body and can cause further injury

Hope this helps!

- Jana

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Town Cryer

AO3 IS DOWN!!! I REPEAT, AO3 IS DOWN!!!! SOUND THE ALARM AAAAAAHHHH

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Record scratch Crossover recs

Very short Deidara as Seamus Finnegan (8k words 8 chapters)

Tanizaki Junichiro is UA as a student, basically the bsd version of "zuko is an awkward turtleduck" (125k words 20/38 chapters)

A Crackfic version of Cut the Strings by BlueLaceAgate in my opinion. Kabuto, Orochimaru, and Nono in mha. UA student Kabuto (22k words 22 chapters)

Killua and Allluka get adopted by All Might and join UA (110k words 20/26 chapters)

Uchiha Itachi living his life in the BSD verse, multiple aus same concept (Hunting Dogs Itachi, PM Itachi, Sheep Itachi, flower shop Itachi) (45k words 17/? chapters)

Wanderer in A;TLA world he helps the Avatar and trauma dumps (33k words 16/52 chapters)

Set during Peancony, Aventurine in the inbetween and gets adopted by Zhongchi. Technically a part 2 of recollection between Zhongchi after archon quest. (not mandatory to read first but author has hc's that make more sense if you read it first) (60k words 16/? chapters)

Kazuha as Dan Heng (HSR) with isekai Heizou (Kazuha x Heizou) and *gasp* Hanahaki disease (52k words 14/? chapters)

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One shot maybe's

I have more [as] idea's but their more prologue and tiny minor adjustments to canon than anything else.

Kakashi backstory w/ Yosano Akiko: - Mori could be Danzo and ROOT is the Port Mafia. - "Akiko" is Kakashi's ROOT name - Yang Chakra is Iryo Ninjutsu chakra and the Hatakes have an abundance of Yang so they have potential to be Medic Nin (aka Yasano's ability) - Hates hospital's because of Yosano trauma (has seen the aftermath of two people commit seppuku. The mentality). - Backstory Yosano is like 10 y/o & Rin + Obito died when Kakashi was 12/13 (do with that what you will)

Age down, maybe? Gossip trio (Ranpo, Dazai, Yasano) as Team 7? Fukuzawa <- Minato? I don't know how the rest would play out but I like Gai = Ranpo in getting Kakano out of the "darkness" of ROOT. B/c Kakashi canonically goes into ROOT for a bit so give 'em ✨more trauma✨

Kakano is even weirdo-er when he's protective of mask, hitai-ate, and the butterfly.

Kakashi -> Nikolai - Either he opens up Kamui early or puts a Genjutsu on himself. (I like the Kamui one better because of it's similarities with Nikolai's ability) - So like, he unlocks Kamui and wham, bam, thank you ma'am's, up a whole new world out of imagination - "How do you cope with the stress of your position ---" "I go to a world inside my head where I'm a terrorist." - "Fydor is the only one who understands me" well duh Kalai dreamt up his dream man! - Maladaptive daydreaming (❤) - Of course he's a crazy fuck (Nikolai canonically a cannibal ⭐) he can't do that shit in the real world - No idea why / how to explain Fukichi choosing "Kamui" as his super secret villain name. Maybe Kalai was feeling funsises? - The book is just his Sharingan eyes writing out the script. Natsume is OP asf b/c Kakashi didn't dream up the place all at once. - Give him a like "I was but a whisp in the wind" until he could comfortably integrate himself into the story. - That's why Kakashi has so little chakra (they nerfed Kakashi), he's almost constantly using Kamui - (Obito using Kamui too, seeing BSD world and deciding immediately to be a menace... Obidor!!!!!!!!!!! and they don't know it's each other and OH MY GAWWWD)

That's why Kakashi's "Maa, so boring" / disinterested thing sometimes becomes silly goofy, its his inner Nikolai taking over.

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Diuske (Sasuke + Dilluc)

Dilluc Radvingr as Sasuke 

Vengeance is a big thing for both of them

Dilluc is Mondstadt you think he wouldn't just have urge to go kill another 200 fatui agents at the thought of a military dictatorship?

Mistaken for Uzumaki because I want Diuske to either have red hair (like highlights) or the chains from Dilluc's delusion. (Or both, both is amazing).

Does he get the signature red eyes? Trolls everyone into thinking he's got the sharingan constantly active? People out there being like “Sharingan?” “Sharingan?” “Sharingan?” Like those seagulls from finding nemo.

Also the eagle summons Sasuke eventually has that aren't ever specified as summons? Might I raise you Dawn (or vanessa who is either a falcon or eagle herself /I always thought she was a hawk/ 😅)? Dilluc’s favorite companion who should totally be there.

Dead family and the traitor (Crepus / Uchiha Massacre & Kaeya / Itachi) 

Rich nepo babies with resting b!tch faces with fire affinity / pyro vision (Ik Sasuke is primary lightening but…) AND DON'T FORGET THE FANGIRLS Donna  and basically every female prepubescent Naruto character.

I bet Diuske would get his claymore somehow and everyone thinks the super big sword is heavy (it is) and he'll be slow (you'll be decapitated before you finish that thought). 

Curse Seal? Nuh uh uh uh uh, Orochimaru when I catch you Orochimaru (bc Dilluc has a hate for Dottore and mint fuck has clones and snake freak using his soul manipulation become my host is kind of like that?) Either way he's got the twitch in his eye that signifies he's about to kill chunk of Zapolyarny Palace subordinates.

I feel like Diuske would absolutely become Darknight Hero again but he’d get kidnapped by ANBU or accidently see them do their sneaky assassin things then become a member. He respects them, they remind him of the networking unit he had in Snezhnaya. He’d get promoted real quick and become an ANBU captain (and isn’t that funny? Kakashi’s kouhai becoming a college at 10?) Maybe being in the body of a small child is affecting him more than he thought because Crepus’s words of encouragement when he was still Calvary Captain ring in his ears. And for the fun of it he’s ANBU Owl :3 

Or he would absolutely destroy them because they work for the government (hiss) and obviously cover things up and are scum like the KOF. He could still join but it’d be the ANBU version of reluctant paper pusher, like a probation. This would have to be after finding out about the truth of the Uchiha Massacre (he might as well get a degree in dead family schemes).

He makes the Uchiha Compound an Air b&b or smt because shawty can't just let the red light district be. He does it for the noise, used to working in a bar with rowdy and loud customers (stupid bards and the Knights of Favonius) also he misses Adelinde and he's not replacing her he's not (still feels guilty about it thought)

Or Diuske can make it a bar? Wouldn't work though with how out of the way the Uchiha Compound is. Demolishes and makes farmland (more animals for animal boyyy /HE HAD A TURTLE AS A CHILD GIVE THAT MAN MORE ANIMALS/) sets up Angels Share again bc Konoha stupid laws make genin adults. 

Point is, Diuske is done with everything. Everything. He does not need more trauma, he does not want revenge on another traitor brother (make it a ragbro's make up au pls :,( ). 

Do you think he'd have a solidarity with the Akimich clan bc of their monopoly on all things food and his monopoly on all things wine? 

Do not let this man meet Kakashi. 

Covers eye (Hitai-ate / eyepatch) 

“Smiles” (I know what you are (depressed)) 

Dead Parental figure who gets adopted by another one only for them to be murderd (oddly specific why is this crossing worlds) 

Traitor at the wrong time? (Friend killer Kakashi and wrong place wrong time Kaeya everybody) 

Traumatized (apathetic): Kakashi 

Traumatized (nice): Kaeya 

So very E.

There’s just a lot of instances of Diuske either going on a rampage or putting that nobel blood to use cause wadd’ya mean the Uchiha Massacre was a lie? You wouldn’t happen to have an Eroch in this world as well?

At the academy I think Diuske would just grind his teeth and deal with it. (Not without double taking at Shikamaru specifically, the hoyo short hair scam is real but come on, pineapple hair? Seriously?) /Not at all influenced by my hate of Shikamaru's hairstyle/ 

He would stare in horror and genuinely contemplate faking his death when Diuske realizes how many fangirls he has.

Children in general are not his strong suit. He's more familiar with the indigent more scathing children like Diona not screaming, annoying, constantly loud, purposefully attention seeking adolescents! 

Back to the fangirls: This man does not like touch. Sudden touch, Unexpected touch, not allowed to touch. He has a bubble and preferably it would be 2 meters in circumference. 

Let them down gently

Explode immediately 

Avoid confrontation 

Stop attending academy until fangirls stop

Are all options but he might just drop out and self study or go through the academy in 6 months b/c Barbatoes forbid he socializes with tweens. You cannot enunciate enough how horrified he is.

He genuinely contemplates leaving the village (not being considered a missing nin if ya haven’t graduated yet) but he knows he needs a (relatively) safe place to train back his muscles and reflexes.

Either he has a somewhat okay-ish relationship with Naruto (scowls until he goes away, bribes the blond with food so he’ll behave) or not but I want Chunin exams Karin to take one look at Diuske and go “Twin? Where have you been?” and he gets adopted by Uzumaki or smt so they all run away. Just want Karin being so confused and enamored with her “twin” (not in the romance way like C!Karin) 

I feel like Killing Intent would be like the aura you get when using a delusion, and considering Diuske used one for ~3 years he’d be immune, able to manipulate others killing intent, or has a nastily strong killing intent. Like he is a sensor’s worse nightmare (Karin is fascinated by this), the dead god goop inside him is revolting to them.

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Tenzo :3

Tenzo w/ Kaveh  Tenzo w/ Xiao

Tenzo with Kaveh's pov or wtv has a chokehold on me. You can't tell me he wouldn't be absolutely elated with having the Mouton - imagine the cost cuts! Tenzo's shown to literally make houses with it so I don't see why Mr. Architect can't. 

He'd be real smart about it too, can Mokuton constructs be manipulated again after he's done magical girl plant magicking? Like if he wants to build a house with it will he need to know the measurements and everything for plumbing ect? Could he make paper? Steal Konan's whole thing? 

What about thickness or design? (Bc some wood flooring has different designs and I feel like Kaveh would learn how to do it out of desperation). Or mold? Do Mokuton constructs mold? Is this said in Canon lol? And we know Tenzo got a super soldier version of Hashirama's thing so could there be differences? 

Ik it's not canon but Tenzo going from earthbending —-> metalbending Toph (A;TLA) style is very funny to me. He just trains and trains and eventually it'll cost him nothing but time + energy to get a house built bc he can chakra all the materials. 

And Konoha gets destroyed like 3 times in Canon? (Kyuubi, chunin exams, Pein arc) he'd make a killing. 

Traveling architect istg, he sees the poverty in the world and instead of using Talk no Jutsu he becomes like the Bruce Wayne (rich and giving in every way, shape, and form) of Naruto. 

Then there's Tenzo w/ Xiao… 

The parallels are astounding !!! 

Xiao's whole backstory with the God of Dreams and Tenzo's thing with Danzo. Having a mentor (boss? Zhongli and Kakashi) who cares for you for a bit before faking his death/ completely ignoring your existence. Then the loyalty… even with Zhongli's retirement Xiao still fights Liyue's evils and even with all the angst Tenzo has (orphan, Orochimaru experiment, Danzo / Root Foundation…) he's still loyal to Konoha! 

I'm thinking this could be a Karmic Debt situation. Two categories:

Xiao lives: 

Eventually Xiao's karmic debt got so bad that he was forced to pull a Venti and go into deep slumber, his karmic debt forming a dark cacoon around him. (Ignoring the plot hole of were genshin impact and Naruto are on the timeline, also how Genshin turned Naruto world would have such a inazuma influence /as Inazuma is literally Japan inspired/). 

The karmic debt is still killing him, draining his life force and that's why he's so small child. Orochimaru finds him and does his thing, eventually just chucking him with the other small kiddies when he can't figure it out. Proceeds with canon except Tenzo needs special chakra stabilizing drugs or smt bc the Mokuton completely blocked out his anemo and his entire bird soul is screaming wrong wrong wrong everytime he uses the Mokuton.

But the anemo is blocking itself because Tenzo isn't free, during his time as Liyue's last adeptus he chose to be a constant fighting force. With Tenzo its forced and the anemo can't accept that, can't spread its wings when all it feels is trapped. (Terminal sickness au? What fun)

Xiao dies: (Very story, skip to end to spare yourself my author attempts)

The Karmic Debt kills him, screaming promises of his soul never escaping. Curled tight in agony a random orphan feels a curdled, black substance trailing down his arms. It doesn't hurt, just a weird smoke above his arms before it lunges into the child's chest! Squeezing around the kids heart, lungs, ribs taking all his breath and choking! The child (did tenzo have a name b4 Kinoe / Yamato / Tenzo? Imma call him Enma). 

Enma's screams is a constant current during the night. The Karmic Debt chooses at random when to torment him, when to squeeze his heart and lungs and make him feel like he's burning. The orphanage attendants quickly grow annoyed.

(Lore drop or wtv but Enma is the name of the god of hell in Buddhism and it semi fits bc he's the judge of if someone goes to heaven or hell and he's a cautionary tale to children about not being bad or he'll pull your tounge out. Enma can also bring ppl back to life [I chose to use this as kind of a Gaara situation were his Karmic Debt = Killing intent or smt similar so the other orphans grow scared, feeling their lives hang in the balance when in his presence. Also as a “his screams of terror and fear can wake the dead” which the attendants acutally believe hes trying to do.]) 

Enma runs to them, screaming and crying and begging for them to make it stop. Stop the voicing begging for blood for retribution! The Debt is a constant weight on his soul, like a too tight corset, he's in constant agony… 

They try to exorcize him, full on funjutsu circle chanting but all it does is make The Debt angry. The Debt is always angry, angry at Enma, angry at the world, angry at the oozing slimy and thick sludge of souls begging and pleading for release. 

Enma tries to end it. Nobody knows if it's purposeful or not, Enma just felt like he needed a physical representation of the pain, blood on the outside to show he's not crazy! He's not his insides are burning! They're burning and no one's listening! 

The Debt loves this, loves the thought, loves that Enma wants it psycial. It perks up and all Enma can see is the red eyes, glowing brightly like a demon…. razor sharp teeth grinning there's blood there's blood drip drip dripping down its deformed teeth, the endless teeth! 

Before Enma knows it his fork (you think the famously under paid, under staffed, no budget orphanage would spend money on a pair of chopsticks? Able to be lost and considered useless? If forks exist in the Naruto world they'd defiantly use them). Is stabbing his neck repeatedly. 

He's screaming, of course he's screaming fear has a iron grip on his heart an the pain and the blood, he doesn't like blood it means Debt. 

(Stab wounds to the larynx can be fatal [larynx is right under chin, next to voicebox almost], as it controls breathing / swallowing)

He's crying, he's screaming, he's shaking, it's so loud! The attendants are going crazy and his malnourished child body is easily picked up by a attendant. They're taking away the fork and he's not sure if its The Debt or him that's laughing - but why are they taking the fork he needs the fork! Why does he need the fork his brain feels scrambled - and it's hard to breath! 

The attendant gets not 3 steps out of the orphanage before a concerned shinobi in a blank mask offers to help. Enma is taken to the hospital and Danzo's interest is peaked.

He reads the reports about this possessed child, the one who screams at night, who hears voices, who has a constant shadow of wrong around him. He almost demands the child be killed… he has no use for such a defective one. 

On a whim he offers Orochimaru the child, figuring if the child could become a better monster under the sanin's tutelage. 

Orochimaru takes the child, Enma goes into the Mokuton juice (they kept him sedated during his stay at the hospital, and that continued all the way to Orochimaru's lab). 

The Karmic Debt manifests in the Mokuton, that's why Enma is the only one that lives or whatever. The Debt can feel how much more powerful it would be, how much reach it would have as the mokuton so it merges. 

Enma gets eldritch horror Mokuton. He could be making but a harmless sapling yet it would have a gaping maul and reek of death. Danzo is fascinated…

Enma (now Kinoe - not that he'll remember his orphanage name) gets phantom pains sometimes, different from The Debt. The urge to play the flute (knowing without knowing it would sooth the debt like a certain bard has done before), to fly (winged xiao :D), his weird competence with a spear / polearm. Maybe when using the Mokuton he could have some unexplainable hair color changes? Tips turning into that blue green and his previous lifes painted on purple dimond showing up...

(Here for anybody who skipped my awful author attempts)

/basically a more demonic & possessive Karmic Debt makes Enma go a little cray cray/

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Pop

Who would make a better Arlecchino (genshin impact)? Kabuto with his no identity orphan shabang or Kakashi with his in a organization and has children.

Also what would Obikaka be with Soukoku? Dazai doesn't like dogs (bc they serve their masters and all the trauma that comes with that) but he covers his face (at least during pm days) has a silly goof mask, smart as shit, and Kakashi obvi didn't care if he died during the ANBu days. Meanwhile Chuuya loves dogs, is strong af, and loyal !!!! Who to choose. But with Obito it'd be like Dazai's desensitized to the world, messed up face 👀 and I think anger issue's to hide sad fit Obito better

Wait.... Soukoku as Gai and Kakashi rivalry????

On a somewhat related note... would Azula (A;TLA) go harder as Orochimaru (color pallet, drive, genius) or Itachi (color pallet, different plot twist Azula almost redemption arc ???) I read a Zuko as Sasuke fanfic on ff.net and it's been itching me

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Naruto and Marvel Crossovers

This is all one big works / bookmark thing !!!!

Frank Castle / Mintao (Minato is a political princess)

Frank Castle / Minato (explicit intimacy scene)

Thor / Madara Uchiha (Bloodlust [sexy])

Streamer & porn star Sasuke

Itachi is indeed a harmless korean dancer (nothing to see here, look at Daiki)

Orochimaru adopts a psychotic Peter Parker (who would've thought having yourself earsed from the world would fuck your spiritual chakra)

Pornstar and Steamer Sasuke (part 2)

Erik Lehnsherr and Jason (xmen)

Bucky / Steve / Tony

Senju Tobirama x Frank Castle (Boss Castle) (3/5)

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Crossovers - Harry Potter x Naruto

These are all recommendations !!!!

Regulus in Naruto word, as Sasuke. Unfinished currently on Chunin exams (9/?)

Harry becomes Nara Hikari, man eating deer and cold Shikaku, Harry does have magic™, The three death tools follow our protagnist (Unfinished 17/?)

Kakashi in Harry Potter world, Hatake Kakashi and Sirius Black friendship, Kakashi doesn't have magic, Charlie Masters (86/?)

Itachi reincarnates as Sirius Black, he's not about to let go of Regulus, Prolouge (finished), year 1 (finished), Itachi doesn't have chakra, BAMF Itachi

Yellow flag, Harry as Uzumaki Naruto's twin, Harry has magic (grossly op), it's Kakashi x Harry and I get ick b/c techincally Harry's >105 years old but bluds body is still 13. Read if you want stupidly op protag (56/?)

So McMuffin good yall, New color pallet unlocked, non ick Kakashi x Harry, Harry has the mokuton, bunches of world building, and of course Kamui (67/?)

Harry as Uchiha Obito. Harry doesn't show up until chap 7. Grandma Sumiko and Uchiha Police. Hospitals and mindwalking. Fic hasn't been updated sinse 2018 :( (10/?)

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Recent

I've recently read heroes come back by DairyFarmer on ao3 and it's amazing, spectacular, exquisite, devious, gorgeous ect ect. (warning that a large portion of their other fics have explicit content such as psudo sibling incest and underage (not hero's come back)). Uchiha Sasuke as Tim Drake (it's not a very long fic but the "identity crisis" bookmark has 59 pages of similar stuff...)

This has given me an itch, my own writing ability is sporadic at best but some more ideas:

Itachi as Tim, he doesn't have a brother so he's broody mc broody pants and when he see's Mr. Dark Knight himself he adopts Bruce on sight (so sasuke, so anger, it's adorable). I personally think it'd be funnier to have it be like 10 year old Tim ( or age before Jason dies) adopting 40 year old Bruce Wayne. Itachi will let this be known to. He will shower my boy in love and praise (head pats when he finishes a case and everyone is deeply disturbed, who let this obsessive child off its leash?). THEN when Jason falls he either makes Bruce the most horrible version of himself (ie k!ll ppl and stuff cause thats normal) like indoctrinate the fuck out of this grown ass man (ROOT conditioning anyone?) or he'll just stare at Bruce disappointedly until he folds (like the wet paper towel he is). Blah Blah... Itachi thinks Red Hood is Edo Tensei-ed and the "beat that little Robin replacement to the ground" turns into "why is this eleven year old beating my ass and preaching about free will". And just meeting Damian.

Itachi cannot take this, big brood and baby brood is to much he's going to melt into a puddle of goop. A major plotline could be Itachi just casually mentioning that he'll probably die at like twenty because diseases cross over too ig or BLIND TIM org. It's karma (overusing mangekyo in past life) but everyone's like HOW DO YOU MOVE cause ninja. So it could be Bruce parenting Itachi back because oh no I've grown attached to the little stalker and trying to be super duper nice and accomadating towards Itachi's blindness when it just... doesn't affect him at all?

Steph (probably): So what do your eyes look like behind the mask?

Tim (deadpan): The same

Steph: ???

Tim (looking directly into Stephs eyes): I'm blind

(this was funnier in my head)

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That was my most comprehensive one but I raise you:

Timto joining Joker (either pretending the Joker Jr. thing worked OR the electro shocks just made him Tobi). Either way it's either best friends or on sight for those two.

Shim knows that Bruce is Batman ect ect and Alfred finds out Shim knows (or someone related to the batfamily... maybe one of the sirens? Could totally picture Selina bugging him until he fixes that man). And Shikamaru is the laziest man Robin ever that the exasperation Bruce feels stops the greif momentarily (and he has Shim's hero name be "Sloth" as a joke and it just sticks). Shim would like to speak to the manager about how he can't cloud watch because the whole fucking sky is a cloud. Steph is giving nostalgia for another loud blond he used to know (esp the bright colors). Jason is fine with Shim because dude obvi don't wanna be here, Dick treats Shim like he's a cat, Cass and him are besties (they just stare at e/o, don't ask), and Damian will cleanse this manor of your lazy filth myself.

Plot points:

B/c Shikamaru having adhd is one of my personal faves, I want the typical "Tim stop pulling all nighters and drinking coffee" but the coffee actually helps slow down his brain so the batfam take it away and get a revenge driven, irrated Shim.

Ra's gives back Tim because he thought he was slick with the spoiling him so he'll join my side but Shika is just a sugar bby at this point. (he hasn't moved in 3 days yall can have him).

When "Tt." meets "Troublesome."

Fighting villains is a drag so Shim just blackmails criminal's into backing off. Like yes Kenny, I know you're life story and if you just stop being so troublesome we'll sort this out.

Can we have blacksmith Tim? I want him making the most outrageous weapons ever and it's like Kiyoshi warrior's from avatar fans or smt.

He is allergic to cats (don't know if it's canon, kinda just popped into my head). This is comedic and everyone teases him for sneezing near Alfred the Cat considering how much of a cat he is

Link to hero's come back b/c I'm a little bitch who almost forgot to add it