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Finn Wolfhard being #1 M*leven anti for the 9483716 time he’s so me
Listen to this man’s voice he sounds so bored when he mentions the letter and as soon as the girl’s like oh you mean the fake letter? where she’s pretending? he’s instantly going “yeah yeah yeah exactly yes yes yeah” verbatim and starts making fun of Mike’s disconnect with El 😭 I just know he was thinking thank god there are people who get the letters weren’t a cute romantic thing and he doesn’t have to go along with any fawning
#byler#already saw worrying this was somehow pro Mleven#I love Bylers but please bring back the media literacy that got us here in the first place#this is Finn’s sense of humour I’ve seen him do this exact genre of bit in other interviews lol#“god she’s great” is a sarcastic joke about the lack of understanding between Mike and his girlfriend it’s not a compliment to the ship 💀#poor boy probably thought he was going to be subjected to Mlvn mania and was pleasantly surprised
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the way they're saying I need to kill you yet also hello my love all at once here lmao
#never getting over this dumb ship sorry!#Light is like#trying to be sarcastic but is actually being sincere too there#or maybe not sarcastic but#insincere? fake nice... just telling L what he thinks he'd want to hear / what other people see their relationship at school as#and yet under the fake niceness hes actually like what 'im saying is 100% true btw'#and that is proven by the story later on...#anyways!!!!!#light yagami#l lawliet#lawlight#p#death note
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Arthur: I just need you to concentrate FOR FIVE SECONDS!!!
Merlin: You had it and then you lost it in that outburst, What comes easy goes easy... *Shrugs*
#Don't ask me what this means#It's just my day to day life reflected in Merthur#bbc merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#merlin emrys#ao3#merlin#incorrect quotes#merlin x arthur#incorrect merlin quotes#incorrect sarcastic quotes#shitty post#txt.mine#multifandom account#fandom girl#king arthur#arthur x merlin#arthurian#bbc arthur#magic#fantasy#fiction#obssessed with fictional characters#shipping
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ON MT. OLYMUS Hermes: There is someone coming up the elevator, Lord Zeus. Zeus: Oh, Who is it? Random Guard: We don't know but are suspecting high levels of Sass and Sarcasm. Zeus, Slamming his Hand on the side of his Throne: JACKSON AND DI ANGELO.
#in hoo hades said nico was sarcastic (indirectly)#i dont ship percico but i think percy and nico would be good friends#this is them after a quest#pjo#toa#hoo#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#nico di angelo#percy jackson#trials of apollo#nico and percy#greek myth#greek gods#zeus pjo#hermes pjo#nico#percy
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Thinking about how the Stan twins were both taught from a young age that life is a matter of transactions. How they were valued only for the money they could bring their family, and how this shaped their lives in such different ways.
Ford was the intelligent one, and this made him valuable. He knew what he had to offer. He knew he was important. (He had to be. Experience had shown him that love was conditional. He had to earn it. He had to be enough.) When Bill Cipher approached him, he confirmed everything Ford wanted so desperately to believe about himself. Imagine that sense of excitement, of accomplishment, of pride and power and relief. Imagine having that final, unshakeable source of external validation - that this being that knew everything and could have chosen anyone, chose you. Imagine knowing exactly what you could do to please this being and, with the understanding that love is conditional, knowing that you could fulfill the requirements for that love. Imagine knowing exactly how to ensure you would be loved, not just by that being but by the family you uplifted and the future you created. All you had to do was satisfy your own curiosity… all you had to do was build a portal. Is it any wonder that Ford fell for Bill’s tricks?
Then we have Stan, the failure. If love was transactional, he could never pay the fee. He knew people only helped you if you had something to offer. And he had nothing to offer, so why would anyone ever help him? Why would anyone care? Of course he didn’t fall for Bill. He couldn’t. When Bill promised gifts and power and happiness, how could Stan believe a word he said? In a world without altruism, such promises could never be trusted. There was always a price to be paid - and Stan had never been able to pay it.
And so the end of the world was triggered and then averted, all because one brother thought he could earn the world’s love, while the other knew he would never earn anything good.
A+ parenting, Filbrick. Truly.
#very sarcastic at the end there#I hate filbrick pines#anyway the stans have my brain in a chokehold#the story! the character arcs!! the themes!!!#I adore them#once again the pacing of this analysis got screwed up#blame that on stream of consciousness and sleep deprivation#I really did want to add more to Stan’s section but I guess that’ll have to wait#gravity falls#grunkle ford#grunkle stan#gravity falls stanford#stanford pines#stanley pines#gravity falls stanley#stan twins#ok when I talk about love here it’s not really in the context of billford or romantic love at all#it’s just the feeling of being loved and important and actually mattering to somebody#but you could view it through a romantic lens I suppose so I’ll tag the ship#billford#gravity falls analysis#madbard rambles
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For your Spared!Macaque au, I imagine him seeing the state of Wukong’s fur (Hasn’t been washed or groomed for 500+ years, probably still burnt from the furnace in some places, all in all, a mess) and just dying inside.
I feel like just looking at the Monkey King would make him so uncomfortable he wants to claw his own skin off. So for a while, he would try to sneakily groom Wukong and after a few weeks of that not working, he would go « f- it » and pin Wukong down and aggressively clean him. (Keep in mind that, according to the novel, Six-Ears is technically just as powerful as Wukong, considering he managed to fight toe to toe with him for however long it took for his disguise to be revealed.)
Wukong would not like having Macaque grooming him since grooming is done to other close to you, and that’s why he would push him away during the first few tries. But a few minutes after Macaque manages to hold him still and get to work, he’d probably melt into it because of how nice it would feel to have someone finally clean him after 500+ years of no physical contact. Wukong would deny it for eternity, but the grooming session was the most relaxed he would have felt since the war with heaven.
I see where you’re coming from but
Keep in mind that Macque isn’t immortal seven ways from Sunday
This AU would perish as quickly as he did :’)
#no fluff only violence#sun wukong#six eared macaque#jttw#monkey king#overly sarcastic productions#ask#shadowpeach#maybe#not ship#jttw macaque#jttw sun wukong#spared!au#spared!macaque#osp jttw#side stuff
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After watching the Hetalia english dub, the disparity between the interpretations of the Western and Eastern fandoms suddenly make a lot more sense… a lot of the lines were changed so much to cater to localization to the point that the characters’ personalities became completely warped from the Japanese version. 😯
#hetalia#teatime talks#Although I would have to agree that the English dub is hilarious and written with so much comedic skill#A lot of the scenes that were supposed to be serious and emotional were glossed over by jokes in the dub#The only ones whose personalities stayed the same with the original work are America and France#It also makes sense why Asakiku is less popular in the west hahaha#Their sweet moments were replaced with sarcastic quips u_u#If you think the UKxJP ship makes no sense please watch the sub and read the manga instead
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Imagine being an anti in 2024 still going "can we please stop shipping characters that hate each other" and use BAKUDEKU of all ships.
With everything we have seen with those two? Especially, all of what is happening in the current arc?! Yeah, "hate" is not the word. Sorry, but I wouldn't be like that with someone I genuinely hate. If you think that's "hate"... um...
#it's now laughable at this point#'they hate each other'#insert that john cena meme#like i really just thinks antis want to complain and/or seek attention#it's sad and i so mean this#it is so sad that antis will bash a ship and tag it with that ship name#find something else to do and i promise you you will feel a lot better#not being sarcastic at all#i really mean that shit#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#midoriya izuku#bakugou katsuki#izuku midoriya#katsuki bakugou#bkdk#bakudeku#dekubaku#dkbk
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So I keep seeing Frostbek (Frost x Torbek) art circling around here, and I gotta say; the ship is growing on me. I am very quickly subscribing to the idea of Frost, Torbek, and Gricko just casually being in a sort of relationship in the background while Kremy and Gideon are over here being stupid and pining.
#they can be the ‘rigby and Eileen’ of OUAW#where you can’t tell when they started dating because absolutely nothing about their dynamic has changed#also if you don’t understand that reference then i highly suggest you watch Sarcastic Chorus’ video about them#he explains their dynamic and situation perfectly#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#frostbek#grimmorning#frost x Torbek x Gricko#whatever their ship name is
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okay but alice helping gwen pick up the broken mug while trying to comfort her by relating with a similar story of her own is the most endearing shit ever
#shipping aside i mean#i know everyone is going crazy over dyhard#but i just love seeing cocky and sarcastic characters actually being nice#without pretending not to be#and i like seeing characters in a horror setting actually be NICE to each other#looking at you tma#sorry i love tma but something about how everyone was at each other’s throats at all time#was exhausting to listen to#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#magnus protocol#alice dyer#gwendolyn bouchard#tmagp 23
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Draco: Did you hear all the thing Potter said about his new girlfriend? ‘Ooh, Weasley is so smart, Weasley is so great, Weasley is so special!’
Pansy: Look, honey, I wanted you to hook up with Potter as much as you did. But he's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it
Draco: Oh, I'm gonna have to get over it! Merlin, see, I didn't know that's what I had to do, I just have to get over it!
#drarry#draco’s a sarcastic ass sometimes and pansy tries her best#incorrect drarry quotes#harry potter#draco malfoy#harry potter x draco malfoy#draco x harry#incorrect harry potter quotes#daddiesdrarry on instagram#drarry gang#harry x draco#drarry squad#incorrect hp#hp#drarry textpost#drarry imagines#drarry ship#hp ships#hpdm#incorrect hp quotes#hp imagine#hp incorrect quotes#draco & pansy#source: friends#hp text post#pansy parkinson
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alrighty I’m gonna write this strictly for myself (and whoever needs to hear it): I love stuilly fics, but you guys gotta remember that these homosexual idiots are 17-18 years old. they aren’t mastermind adults that fooled the whole world with their murders. sure, billy and stu might be sick in the head, but they do it together. it’s not one-sided psycho bill; stu even said it himself (“We prefer the term “psychotic.””). there is no hierarchy with them; they are equals.
stu made the plans; billy followed him. billy had the motive; stu followed him with it.
THEY. ARE. BOTH. CRAZY.
they probably bickered with each other off-screen; probably snickered and joked about their kills and teased each other about any mistake the other made while they were chasing their victims. THEY BICKER, ALRIGHT? (“I didn’t kill anybody.” / “Nobody said you did.” / “Thanks, buddy.”)
they are idiots in love, and they are teenagers. they are sarcastic and playful with each other. they laugh and have fun together; they love to kill, and sure, they could hold their own, but it’s just so much better when they’re with each other.
(also, as a side note, billy is not an emotionless/cold-hearted bastard. he’s a complete sarcastic fucking brat that talks back and runs on the thrill of murder. take that piece of information as you will.)
#stuilly#really i just love the whole#i dont need you i crave you#trope#like honestly its starting to become one better than enemies to lovers on my list#idk how to feel about that#but keep in mind that stuilly is probably one of the only ships that ISNT stereotypical#you guys really need to take advantage of the potential the ship has AND STAY AWAY FROM STEREOTYPES#i could see them laughing together after a kill#im brainrotting#why are they so gay#scream 1996#scream#billy and stu#stu and billy#billy x stu#stu x billy#billy is just fucking sassy and stu is sarcastic#thats it. thats the trope.
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Lil doodle inspired by a conversation with @punchedbymarkesmith where they said “need a t-shirt that says ‘I’d rather be updating my Wincest blog’” Drawn digitally on my iPad.
#wincest#my art#if you can call it that#fandom friends who ship problematic ships my beloveds#the problematic is sarcastic in case that wasn’t clear :P
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Merlin: *looking in horror at the mess in front of him* I thought we agreed you wouldn't go to the tavern last night
Gwaine: Yeah but you underestimate my ability to make bad decisions without alcohol
#incorrect merlin quotes#incorrect quotes#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#merlin#gwaine#sir gwaine#mergwaine#merwaine#merlin x gwaine#broship#bromance#platonic#or not#romance#romantic#shipps#shipping#reccs#ao3#merthur#fluff#sarcastic#sarcasm#ask#trash post#shitty post#txt.mine#txt post#fandom
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DPxDC idea: same premise as the fics where Jazz is in Gotham with a deaged Danny, and ends up dating Jason, but instead it's Jazz who's deaged and Danny ends up dating Cass
That’s a good one actually!
With my Revenant!Jazz drabbling, I’ve been thinking about Cass and how she’s portrayed in fanfiction.
“Spillways of your soul” (my posted Revenant!Jazz Drabble) is somewhere along the line of what I’m thinking for Cass. Not a lot of dialogue, more introspection and inner commentary.
I’ll tuck this one away for the future though! Thanks!
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc au#sarcastic replies#ask me anything#I’m so sorry for the late reply#didn’t even notice your ask#death’s dance ship
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Ok do the thousands of Bethyl shippers realize it means they're headcanoning Daryl as a pedophile or
#a 40-something dating a 18yo is weird enough but I'm pretty damn sure she wasn't even 18 yet. And they MET when she was 16.#I'm mad because I wanna draw them. Their season 4 episodes were great. But it was platonic. FAMILIAL.#Daryl was like her cool uncle not her *creepy* uncle ffs#did he *really* treat her any differently than he would the rest of his close family in their situation? Be honest.#a man and a pretty young woman have any kind of chemistry and y'all lose your minds#christ on a stick she called him her chaperone. ''mr dixon''. she was being sarcastic but it's literally true#I know Norman and Emily can be kinda flirty but she's fucking 40. BETH aint!#that dude with the claimers was talking smack about him 'losing some tail' and 'it was one of the young ones wasn't it'#and Daryl was boutta beat his ass for that#and I know it's because he was being a deisrespectful asshole but I like to think it's also because That's Gross Bitch#anyways#I really really hate this ship is what I'm saying#twd#I aint tryna pspsps y'all though so#anti bethyl
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