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starbylers · 3 months ago
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Finn Wolfhard being #1 M*leven anti for the 9483716 time he’s so me
Listen to this man’s voice he sounds so bored when he mentions the letter and as soon as the girl’s like oh you mean the fake letter? where she’s pretending? he’s instantly going “yeah yeah yeah exactly yes yes yeah” verbatim and starts making fun of Mike’s disconnect with El 😭 I just know he was thinking thank god there are people who get the letters weren’t a cute romantic thing and he doesn’t have to go along with any fawning
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13eyond13 · 10 months ago
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the way they're saying I need to kill you yet also hello my love all at once here lmao
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escespace · 3 months ago
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Arthur: I just need you to concentrate FOR FIVE SECONDS!!!
Merlin: You had it and then you lost it in that outburst, What comes easy goes easy... *Shrugs*
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winter-rossie · 3 months ago
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ON MT. OLYMUS Hermes: There is someone coming up the elevator, Lord Zeus. Zeus: Oh, Who is it? Random Guard: We don't know but are suspecting high levels of Sass and Sarcasm. Zeus, Slamming his Hand on the side of his Throne: JACKSON AND DI ANGELO.
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madbard · 1 month ago
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Thinking about how the Stan twins were both taught from a young age that life is a matter of transactions. How they were valued only for the money they could bring their family, and how this shaped their lives in such different ways.
Ford was the intelligent one, and this made him valuable. He knew what he had to offer. He knew he was important. (He had to be. Experience had shown him that love was conditional. He had to earn it. He had to be enough.) When Bill Cipher approached him, he confirmed everything Ford wanted so desperately to believe about himself. Imagine that sense of excitement, of accomplishment, of pride and power and relief. Imagine having that final, unshakeable source of external validation - that this being that knew everything and could have chosen anyone, chose you. Imagine knowing exactly what you could do to please this being and, with the understanding that love is conditional, knowing that you could fulfill the requirements for that love. Imagine knowing exactly how to ensure you would be loved, not just by that being but by the family you uplifted and the future you created. All you had to do was satisfy your own curiosity… all you had to do was build a portal. Is it any wonder that Ford fell for Bill’s tricks?
Then we have Stan, the failure. If love was transactional, he could never pay the fee. He knew people only helped you if you had something to offer. And he had nothing to offer, so why would anyone ever help him? Why would anyone care? Of course he didn’t fall for Bill. He couldn’t. When Bill promised gifts and power and happiness, how could Stan believe a word he said? In a world without altruism, such promises could never be trusted. There was always a price to be paid - and Stan had never been able to pay it.
And so the end of the world was triggered and then averted, all because one brother thought he could earn the world’s love, while the other knew he would never earn anything good.
A+ parenting, Filbrick. Truly.
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ask-thesparedau · 2 years ago
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For your Spared!Macaque au, I imagine him seeing the state of Wukong’s fur (Hasn’t been washed or groomed for 500+ years, probably still burnt from the furnace in some places, all in all, a mess) and just dying inside.
I feel like just looking at the Monkey King would make him so uncomfortable he wants to claw his own skin off. So for a while, he would try to sneakily groom Wukong and after a few weeks of that not working, he would go « f- it » and pin Wukong down and aggressively clean him. (Keep in mind that, according to the novel, Six-Ears is technically just as powerful as Wukong, considering he managed to fight toe to toe with him for however long it took for his disguise to be revealed.)
Wukong would not like having Macaque grooming him since grooming is done to other close to you, and that’s why he would push him away during the first few tries. But a few minutes after Macaque manages to hold him still and get to work, he’d probably melt into it because of how nice it would feel to have someone finally clean him after 500+ years of no physical contact. Wukong would deny it for eternity, but the grooming session was the most relaxed he would have felt since the war with heaven.
I see where you’re coming from but
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Keep in mind that Macque isn’t immortal seven ways from Sunday
This AU would perish as quickly as he did :’)
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zakuramochi · 11 months ago
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After watching the Hetalia english dub, the disparity between the interpretations of the Western and Eastern fandoms suddenly make a lot more sense… a lot of the lines were changed so much to cater to localization to the point that the characters’ personalities became completely warped from the Japanese version. 😯
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epickiya722 · 11 months ago
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Imagine being an anti in 2024 still going "can we please stop shipping characters that hate each other" and use BAKUDEKU of all ships.
With everything we have seen with those two? Especially, all of what is happening in the current arc?! Yeah, "hate" is not the word. Sorry, but I wouldn't be like that with someone I genuinely hate. If you think that's "hate"... um...
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luna-the-cretar · 4 months ago
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So I keep seeing Frostbek (Frost x Torbek) art circling around here, and I gotta say; the ship is growing on me. I am very quickly subscribing to the idea of Frost, Torbek, and Gricko just casually being in a sort of relationship in the background while Kremy and Gideon are over here being stupid and pining.
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hikaaa-bi · 5 months ago
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okay but alice helping gwen pick up the broken mug while trying to comfort her by relating with a similar story of her own is the most endearing shit ever
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year ago
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Draco: Did you hear all the thing Potter said about his new girlfriend? ‘Ooh, Weasley is so smart, Weasley is so great, Weasley is so special!’
Pansy: Look, honey, I wanted you to hook up with Potter as much as you did. But he's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it
Draco: Oh, I'm gonna have to get over it! Merlin, see, I didn't know that's what I had to do, I just have to get over it!
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shackledaces · 2 years ago
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alrighty I’m gonna write this strictly for myself (and whoever needs to hear it): I love stuilly fics, but you guys gotta remember that these homosexual idiots are 17-18 years old. they aren’t mastermind adults that fooled the whole world with their murders. sure, billy and stu might be sick in the head, but they do it together. it’s not one-sided psycho bill; stu even said it himself (“We prefer the term “psychotic.””). there is no hierarchy with them; they are equals.
stu made the plans; billy followed him. billy had the motive; stu followed him with it.
THEY. ARE. BOTH. CRAZY.
they probably bickered with each other off-screen; probably snickered and joked about their kills and teased each other about any mistake the other made while they were chasing their victims. THEY BICKER, ALRIGHT? (“I didn’t kill anybody.” / “Nobody said you did.” / “Thanks, buddy.”)
they are idiots in love, and they are teenagers. they are sarcastic and playful with each other. they laugh and have fun together; they love to kill, and sure, they could hold their own, but it’s just so much better when they’re with each other.
(also, as a side note, billy is not an emotionless/cold-hearted bastard. he’s a complete sarcastic fucking brat that talks back and runs on the thrill of murder. take that piece of information as you will.)
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iamdelighted · 4 months ago
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Lil doodle inspired by a conversation with @punchedbymarkesmith where they said “need a t-shirt that says ‘I’d rather be updating my Wincest blog’” Drawn digitally on my iPad.
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escespace · 4 months ago
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Merlin: *looking in horror at the mess in front of him* I thought we agreed you wouldn't go to the tavern last night
Gwaine: Yeah but you underestimate my ability to make bad decisions without alcohol
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strong-with-the-sarcasm · 7 months ago
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DPxDC idea: same premise as the fics where Jazz is in Gotham with a deaged Danny, and ends up dating Jason, but instead it's Jazz who's deaged and Danny ends up dating Cass
That’s a good one actually!
With my Revenant!Jazz drabbling, I’ve been thinking about Cass and how she’s portrayed in fanfiction.
“Spillways of your soul” (my posted Revenant!Jazz Drabble) is somewhere along the line of what I’m thinking for Cass. Not a lot of dialogue, more introspection and inner commentary.
I’ll tuck this one away for the future though! Thanks!
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lab-gr0wn-lambs · 1 year ago
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Ok do the thousands of Bethyl shippers realize it means they're headcanoning Daryl as a pedophile or
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