#sander sides incorrect quote

[car-the-man]

miette sander sides

You hit Roman? You hit romans head like baseball!?! Jail, jail for bother for one THOUSAND years

[aphroditesweets]

(The Sides get into trouble and have to be taken into the Mind Palace Police Department)

Officer: Alright, one at a time. Step on the x and hold up your plaques

Virgil: (quaking in his boot; the verge of a panic attack)

Patton: (looks at plaque) What’s this for?…(looks at camera) Oh, is this one of them selfie-things? Fun!

Logan: (about to lose his marbles) I hate being associated with you people

Roman: Make sure to get my good side!

Janus: (looks at plaque and raises his brow) Well this certainly is a first…

Officer: (looks to next person; sighs)…evening Remus, long time no see…

Remus: Hey bubba~, I’m glad to see your face again. (Sigh) It feels likes it’s only been yesterday since I was here (chuckled menacingly)

Janus: Because you were here yesterday

[shyjusticewarrior]

Duke: Dick looks like the type of guy to wiggle his fingers and say "don't mind if I do" when he sees a box of donuts.

Dick: No actually, this is a Jason thing. He does that.

Dick: He, uh, he would have not wanted me to tell you that.

Steph: Please? Dad?

Bruce: I'm not your dad!

Steph: Well you're everybody else's dad, I thought it might work!

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

[iamartoftomorrow]

This is canon, I was Logan’s tie-

[mvrphysart]

i immediately thought of them when i saw this format

commission me!

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[loganslowdown4]

Why are these so cute???

I love how it implies everyone but Patton is swearing LMAO

We need Roman, Janus and Thomas yet—

Thomas’ will be last and just be him with his head in hands like ‘save me, good gods SAVE ME’ 😂😂😂😂

[theokusgallery]

They're besties your Honor

[sanderssidesthehouse]

Janus: I don't know what you're talking about.

Virgil: *hands Logan a flash card*

Logan: *reading* "Me when I lie."

Janus: Real mature, Virgil.

[ssslimyboy]

Janus, drunk: I don't know why people make such a big deal out of lying. You just say stuff. You still think my name's Janus.

Roman, also drunk: WHAT.

[sandersontheside]

this is pretty much just canon

[let-roman-bite-someone]

sanders sides textposts/incorrect quotes

[incorrect-robbie]

Roman: We don’t have pet names

Patton: What does a bee make?

Roman: honey?

Virgil:

Logan: You’re going about this the wrong way

Logan: *slaps Roman with a newspaper*

Roman: Bitch ????

Virgil: Yes dumbass?

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

this is them to me

[destinyhasdialedback]