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Logan: I was just looking for you.

Roman: Why? I didn't do anything.

Logan: What? I didn't say you did.

Roman:

Logan: Roman, what did you do.

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Remus: I'm not a murderer.

Remus: Okay, technically I am. Not even technically. Literally.

Remus: But I refuse to be defined by the few times I murdered someone!

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Patton: There are four ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, the Roman way, and the Logan way.

Logan: Excuse me?

Virgil: The Logan way is the right way but faster, and the Roman way is the wrong way but much faster.

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Roman: Due to circumstances outside my control—

Logan: Impulsivity and inattention to detail.

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Patton: Virge, can you please take the trash out?

Virgil: Sure.

Virgil: *drags a sleeping Remus out to the curb*

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Roman, very sunburnt: Ow, this is terrible.

Virgil: I told you to put on sunscreen.

Roman: No, you didn't. You said, "fine, burn, douchebag." You wished this upon me.

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Roman: Can the sarcasm.

Virgil: Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

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Remus: I'm looking for trouble, and if I can't find it, I will create it.

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(phone rings)

Roman: Hello, Sanders residence, hot one speaking.

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Janus: You're pretty dumb.

Roman: Thank you.

Janus: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Roman: All I heard was "you're pretty." I'm focusing on the positives of life.

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Virgil: Could you be any more annoying?

Remus: Easily.

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Virgil: What's wrong?

Logan: Patton keeps replacing words with animals to annoy me.

Patton: I'm not doing it on porpoise.

Virgil:

Logan:

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Janus: I can't believe that you guys are at this lame party.

Virgil: ... you're here too.

Janus: Am I?

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Roman: Why are we lying on the ground?

Virgil: You got knocked out, so I laid next to you so everyone would just think we're chillin'.

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Remus: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.

Logan, rubbing the bridge of his nose: No, actually, that would be one of the five.

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Roman: If "all the world's a stage," then how come I'm the only one who goes around constantly breaking into extravagant musical numbers with complex dance routines?

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Janus: Remus, please do not pronounce "hors d'oeuvres" as "horse divorce" ever again.