#sams scythe

[disasterousduo]

a comic/animation I made

[h-didanart]

Hello, I bring you swap au doodles

But with a twist

Yes

It’s musical time

This song with these three has been haunting me since yesterday, I had to do something about it

And yes, I did indeed come up with an entire scenario to explain this, it’s rather comical and silly I believe. Ask about it at your own discretion, I will lore dump on you

[nalyra-dreaming]

Louis should have gotten his scythe.

[scythe-and-bloody-show]

Welcome to...THE SCYTHE AND BLOODY SHOW!

Bloody: "YIPPEE! BROTHER, WE ARE IN OUR NEW SHOW!"

Scythe: "Yup...welcome to the Scythe and Bloody show, where we get up to chaos..."

Bloody: "More of a blog, so the Scythe and Bloody blog."

Scythe: "Yeah, but it's called a show for aesthetic reasons or something, I don't know."

Bloody: "Regardless, welcome to our new show! Feel free to ask us questions since I run a confession blog, @tsbs-bloodfessions, and feel free to role play since my brother runs a role play blog, @bloodmoon-needs-blood!"

Scythe: "Ugh...just enjoy. And interact."

MOD STUFF ↓

No sexual stuff! Bloody is to innocent and Scythe will block you! Bloody's text is red, bold, italic, and Scythe's text is red and bold. No being racist, sexist, homophobic, or anything like that! No harassment!

[lunar-solarsystem]

IVE DONE IT, IVE FULFILLED MY PROMISE

i present… the BloodMoon Twins (i call them Scythe and Bloody :])

[iliveinarainbow]

[starheirxero]

I know that Lunar has more "small blue character with comically large hammer" energy but I am such a sucker for Lunar with scythes. Shoutout to Lunars with scythes I eat that shit UPPP

[beedoes-stuff]

oh to be a magical being like a certain southern vampire or a certain light magic user so i could heal my fucking sprained foot and walk again—

[bloodmoon-needs-blood]

Scythe: "Are you trying to get me drunk?"

[xbittersweet-nostalgiax]

Behold—I have written another thing, this time for the Dance Of The Moonlight Jellies festival

Again, I write this with the headcanon of Stardew Valley being set in the late 90s to early aughts, hence some of the mentalities and the smoking

The event didn't require anything.

There was no potluck to bring tinfoiled dishes to or dances to find a partner for, despite the name.

That was why The Dance Of The Moonlight Jellies was the first festival that Roxanne decided to show up to.

It was odd being out on the beach so late—she'd always left by around eight even when night fishing.

Roxanne wandered over to the eastern shore, away from the docks.

A metallic glint caught her eye and she veered over to find the local wizard loitering by the treeline.

"You made it out too?" She asked, voice raised slightly to be heard above the surf.

Rasmodius looked up, surprised at her approach.

"How did you find me back here? I thought I was well hidden." He mused to himself, "Perhaps you are blessed with the gift of clairvoyance."

Roxanne shrugged, hands deep in the pockets of her brown leather jacket, "I dunno, I think I'm just naturally curious. All the clasps and stuff on your outfit catch the moonlight."

Rasmodius made a considering noise and gestured to the shoreline, "I'm here to observe the Lunaloos...or Moonlight Jellies, as you call them. They posses an unusually potent magical aura for an aquatic lifeform."

"Huh, interestin'..." Roxanne nodded politely before changing the subject, "Oh, by the way, I got rid of the ghosts that were unbalancin' things. I'll swing by your tower tomorrow for the payment."

"No need." Rasmodius procured a pouch and poured out a few coins, handing them off to her, "The elementals are pleased with your assistance."

"Happy to help." Roxanne grinned and jingled the coins in her pocket as she headed back to the shore, "Take care, man."

Roxanne headed out to the end of the docks where the younger trio was.

On the way, Vincent almost collided with her as he ran around, brimming with enthusiasm, "I wanna see the rare green jelly!"

Roxanne gave him an indulgent smile as she waved him on past her.

She was never good at interacting with kids—it made her anxious.

Still, she hoped he'd take her lukewarm response in stride.

She didn't know what she'd do if she actually upset the kid.

Panic, probably.

The band trio were perched out at the end of the pier.

She greeted the blond first, "Hey, Sam."

"Oh, hey, Roxanne. I wonder if they're poisonous?" Sam thought out loud, peering down at the water, "Maybe I shouldn't push Sebastian in..."

Roxanne just offered a contemplative hum as she turned to talk to Sebastian.

"Hey, Seba—" She greeted, only to be hushed by him.

Sebastian was hunched a little bit and he pointed out into the watery depths, his face serious and focused, "I thought I saw something moving in there...something big, something dark."

Roxanne mirrored his posture and her own dark gaze carefully scanned the water, but then his expression broke into a mischievous grin, "Heh, just trying to scare you."

She bit back a growl and walked back over to Sam, placing her hand on his shoulder to get his attention as she muttered lowly, "If you don't push him in, then I'm gonna."

Sam glanced over at his bandmate, contemplating before he grinned and made an offer, "Bring me a tigerseye and I'll do it."

She had one or two in her treasure chest, "Deal."

"Oh, this oughta be good." Abigail piped up to her right, her tone amused.

Roxanne left the trio and headed over towards the fish shop.

She overheard Jas talking excitedly to Shane as she passed them, "I hope there are babies this year!"

"Good evening, Roxanne." Lewis greeted her as she approached him, "The Moonlight Jellies are close...I already saw one glowing in the distance. Once we launch the candle-boat they'll come up to the docks and say hello."

"There! I just saw something glowing!" Jodi's excited voice drew Roxanne's attention. She came over to stand next to Jodi, the homemaker's expression falling, "Oh...it's gone."

"Patience, Miss Jodi." Roxanne heard Lewis chuckle behind her, "I'll set the boat loose in a couple minutes and they'll come closer."

Jodi smiled and sighed, "I know, I just can't help being excited to see them again. They're always so pretty."

Roxanne headed further down the dock and greeted her friend, "Hey, Clint!"

"Hey, Roxie...I wore my special shoes tonight," He sighed dejectedly, "No one noticed."

Roxanne snorted out a laugh, "Little hard to when it's so dark, man. You could be wearin' a friggin' muumuu and I wouldn't notice."

She paused as she thought about it, "Actually...I probably would, but I'd consider it none of my business and I wouldn't say nothin'."

There was a sudden cacophony across the way, lots of shouting and splashing.

Roxanne squinted to make out what was happening and then her expression morphed into a vindictive grin as she realized that Sam had made good on their deal, Sebastian sputtering and cursing at his friend from the water.

She did feel a twinge of guilt as he managed to clamber back onto the dock, dripping water and wrapping his arms around himself in the near-autumn chill.

She'd make it up to the kid with a frozen tear later.

After she dropped off Sam's tigerseye.

"Man, kids are vicious..." Clint said, eyeing the two distastefully.

"Eh, boys'll be boys?" Roxanne offered with a shrug, omitting her involvement.

She spotted Willy and waved to the fisherman as he approached.

"Most night-fish would be scared of the light," Willy mused as he puffed on his pipe, "These are strange ones."

Clint raised an eyebrow, "Can jellyfish even see?"

Roxanne considered it, "I think they have a way of sensin' light, kinda like how scallops do."

"...Scallops can see?" Clint asked again, looking more than a little bit bewildered.

Roxanne nodded, pantomiming with her hands, "Yeah, they have a lot of very simple eyes around the edge of their shell that can detect the light level."

"Heh, ye sound like Robin's husband." Willy lightly teased.

She shrugged, "Well, he and I do have quite a bit in common—"

"They're sending out the boat!" Clint interjected, pointing to where Lewis was untying the candle-boat.

The intricately carved vessel drifted out to sea, bearing its softly glowing cargo into the inky darkness.

Dozens of blue lights appeared in the distance and meandered closer, materializing into large pale jellyfish.

The Moonlight Jellies.

Roxanne wasn't so sure about the dancing part, though.

It was more like bobbing vaguely in their direction.

Still, it was breathtaking, watching such a large number of them float around the docks and shore.

Roxanne noticed a green glow amongst the blue and she knelt down to see it better.

An odd, skinny green jellyfish was beelining for her position on the docks, stopping to drift in front of her.

She kept her eyes locked on the creature as she asked Willy, "Is that the rare green jelly that Vincent was goin' on about?"

His tone was just as surprised as she was, "Aye, I think it is."

Roxanne stayed kneeling, one knee up and one on the dock, "Can you get the kid's attention? I'm kinda scared to move."

"I'll get him," Jodi piped up to her right, her voice quiet yet carrying as she called, "Vincent, come here!"

The boy in question hurried over, "Yes, Momma?"

Jodi pointed to the water by Roxanne and his face lit up when he spotted it.

"Woah!" The kid was practically vibrating with excitement as he crowded up to her to see better.

Roxanne's posture shifted, angling towards him protectively even as her eyes stayed locked on the jellyfish.

She heard someone approaching, their footsteps light on the wooden dock.

"Vincent, what's g—" Jas started to ask as she sidled up next to them, "Oh! The rare green jelly!"

He turned to his friend, "Yeah, it came right up to Miss Roxanne!"

The young girl pointed further out into the water, "And look, babies!"

Roxanne finally let her gaze leave the green jellyfish and sure enough, there was a small group of little jellyfish floating nearby.

They looked like tiny, perfect copies of the adults.

Her eyes drifted back to the green jelly still floating in front of her.

It felt almost expectant, like it had a thought process despite not actually having a brain structure.

"An unusually potent magical aura, huh..." She quoted quietly to herself, watching the creature bob about in the lapping current.

"It's a little bit different than the others, isn't it?" Emily's voice came from her left and she looked up. The barmaid's expression seemed pensive as she observed the odd jellyfish, "I can relate."

"Me too." Roxanne murmured as she finally stood up, shoving her chilled hands back in the pockets of her jacket and stepping away to let the kids take her place.

Emily smiled at her, "It must have chosen to swim up to you for a reason, I bet it's a sign of some sort."

Roxanne glanced back over at the water, "You think so?"

Emily nodded, "Yeah, I would recommend meditating on it. That's what I do when something like this happens to me."

"I'm not really sure how to do that," Roxanne admitted as she felt the craving for a cigarette creep up on her, for something to do with her hands and mouth, "But I suppose the best time to start learnin' is the present, right?"

"That's the spirit!" Emily's smile squinted her eyes, "If you like, you could come by my house tomorrow and I could help you take those first steps."

Roxanne tilted her head and made a thoughtful hum.

"I find that the first of the season's usually the busiest for me, what with buyin' and plantin' new crops." She explained, thinking out loud somewhat, "Might be quicker this time 'round though, since the corn's already planted."

"If you do decide to come by, be sure to bring a gemstone that you resonate with. That always helps me get into a meditative state." Emily offered.

Roxanne gave half a shrug, "Alright. I do have a few deliveries to make, but I should be able to do those later in the day."

"Great!" Emily waved as she returned to her spot on the docks.

"A gemstone I resonate with..." Roxanne mused to herself as she finally caved and fished her pack of clove cigarettes out of her leather jacket's inner pocket.

Her lighter sparked bright in the darkness and she relaxed as the sweet smoke curled around her.

She supposed she did feel drawn to aquamarines, despite not being particularly drawn to the ocean.

The round shape was nice and pleasant to hold.

Roxanne took a slow, deep drag as she contemplated her busy plans for tomorrow.

[disasterousduo]

INCORRECT QUOTES

(I have drawings I’ll make at some point, right now take these incorrect quotes)

Scythe, about Y/N: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Harvest: Are we stealing them? Lunar: New or used? Scythe: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Y/N: *Gently taps table* Lunar: *Taps back* Scythe: What are they doing? Harvest: Morse code. Y/N: *Aggressively taps table* Lunar: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Y/N: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Scythe: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Harvest: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Lunar: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Y/N: Yo is Lunar sleeping or dead?  Lunar: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.  Harvest: Yeah, so did I.  Scythe: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Y/N: We need a distraction. Scythe: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Harvest, whispering: My time has come

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Y/N: Why are you on the floor? Scythe: I'm depressed. Scythe: Also I was stabbed, can you get Lunar, please.

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Scythe: Lunar, my old arch enemy. Harvest: ... I thought I was your arch enemy? Scythe: I have a life outside of you, Harvest.

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Scythe: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.  *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*  Lunar: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Scythe: Harvest and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-  Harvest: Sentences.  Scythe: Don't interrupt me.

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Harvest: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Lunar: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Y/N: Lunar, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Lunar: Well of course I have. Lunar: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Lunar: It's boring.

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Y/N: A theif.  Harvest: Thief?  Y/N: Theif.  Harvest: I before E, except after C.  Y/N: Thceif.  Y/N: No.

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Y/N: Hey, you want some leftovers?  Scythe: What's that?  Y/N: You've never had leftovers???  Scythe: No, because I'm not a quitter.

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Lunar: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?  Harvest: *chugs entire bottle*  Harvest: It’s perfume.

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Y/N: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Lunar: Lunar: Y/N, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Y/N: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Lunar: Fuck. Scythe: We've got to work on your cursing. Lunar: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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Y/N: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Scythe: Mind your language! Y/N: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Scythe: Y/N: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Y/N: How do I deal with my enemies? Scythe: Kill them Y/N: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution Scythe: Kill them only a little? 🩸🎃🌟

Y/N: *Accidentally hits Harvest in the face* Y/N: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Y/N: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Harvest: What’s wrong with you?!

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Scythe : I'm a reverse necromancer. Lunar: Isn't that just killing people? Scythe: Ah, technicality.

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Y/N: Is something burning? Scythe: Just my love for you. Y/N: Scythe, the toaster is on fire.

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Y/N, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!  Lunar: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Y/N: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Lunar: Killed without hesitation. Y/N: No.

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Y/N: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Scythe: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Harvest: I personally was created in a lab. Lunar: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Y/N: *Screams*  Scythe: *Screams louder to assert dominance*  Harvest: Should we do something?!  Lunar, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Scythe: Lunar isn’t answering their phone Y/N: I’ll call Scythe: Harvest and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Lunar: Hello?

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Y/N: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Scythe: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Lunar: I recorded the dumb stuff. Harvest: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Ruin: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Y/N, trying to convince Ruin to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong! Scythe: And loud! Harvest: And grumpy! Lunar: And oblivious to reality! Ruin:

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Y/N: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked... Lunar: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine! Ruin: In your pantry! Y/N: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop? Lunar: Is your friend here? Y/N, motioning to Scythe: Yeah. Lunar, to Scythe: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:( Harvest: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew- Harvest: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?! Harvest: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN Everyone else: No. Harvest, to Lunar and Ruin: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS Lunar: YAAAAAAAAY! Ruin: THE��PRESTIGE!

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Y/N: I’m an idiot. Scythe: Harvest: Lunar: Ruin: Y/N: Scythe: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Y/N: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Scythe: ... Your what? Y/N: My friends. Harvest: Are they saying “friends”? Lunar: I think they're being sarcastic. Ruin: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Y/N! All of your friends are in this room. Y/N: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Y/N: What does 'take out' mean? Scythe: Food. Harvest: Dating Lunar: Murder Ruin: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Y/N: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life  Scythe: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!  Harvest: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!  Lunar: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!  Ruin: My moral code, is that you?  Y/N:  Y/N: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Y/N: Anyone d-  Scythe: Depressed?  Harvest: Drained?  Lunar: Dumb?  Ruin: Disliked?  Y/N: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Y/N: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Scythe: Several traffic violations. Harvest: Three counts of resisting arrest. Lunar: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Ruin: Also, that’s not our car.

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Y/N: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?  Scythe: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies  Harvest: Socks are Feetie Heaties  Lunar: Forks are Stabby Grabbies  Scythe: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties  Harvest: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies  Lunar: Stamps are Lickie Stickies  Ruin, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Scythe: Rules are made to be broken.  Y/N: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.  Harvest: Uh, piñatas.  Lunar: Glow sticks.  Suntea: Karate boards.  Moontea: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.  Scythe: Rules.  Y/N:

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Y/N: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Scythe: Nope, absolutely not. Harvest: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Lunar: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Suntea: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Moontea: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Y/N, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.  Scythe: Hey.  Harvest: Hi.  Lunar: Hello.  Suntea: Hey!  Y/N: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!  Moontea: We were out of Doritos.

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Lunar: Just be yourself. Harvest: 'Be myself'? Lunar, I have one day to win Y/N over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? Scythe: Couple weeks. Suntea: Six months. Moontea: Jury’s still out. Harvest: See, Lunar? Harvest: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Y/N: Dumbest scar stories, go!  Suntea: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.  Harvest: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.  Lunar: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.  Scythe: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.  Moontea:  Moontea: I have emotional scars.

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Y/N: Time for plan G. Scythe: Don’t you mean plan B? Y/N: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Harvest: What about plan D? Y/N: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Lunar: What about plan E? Y/N: I’m hoping not to use it. Suntea dies in plan E. Moontea: I like plan E.

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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*  Y/N: Thanks fam!  Scythe: oh no  Harvest: *cries* I love you too  Lunar: Sounds fake but okay  Suntea: *A flustered mess*  Moontea: can i get a refund

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Y/N: I CAN'T DO IT! Scythe, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Y/N: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Harvest: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Y/N: Y/N: I appreciate it, Y/N: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Lunar: Y/N- Y/N: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Suntea: Y/N we gotta- Y/N: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Y/N: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Y/N, motioning to Moontea: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Y/N: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Y/N, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.

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Lunar: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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Scythe: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.  Scythe: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

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Ruin: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Harvest: You wanna see how hardcore I am? Harvest: *punches wall* Harvest: Harvest: Take me to the hospital.

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Scythe: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Harvest: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

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Lunar: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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*The squad is over at Y/N's house* Scythe: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? Y/N: ... N-No... Y/N, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Scythe, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! Harvest : I see a- Y/N, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Scythe: Oh, well I- Y/N: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* Y/N, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Lunar: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! Suntea: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Y/N: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! Y/N: I am someone who owns four ovens... Y/N, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... Y/N: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... Moontea, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Y/N: Scythe: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Y/N: Y/N, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*  Y/N: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.  Everyone:  Suntea: ...I did. I broke it.  Y/N: No. No you didn't. Harvest ?  Harvest : Don't look at me. Look at Lunar.  Lunar: What?! I didn't break it.  Harvest : Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?  Lunar: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.  Harvest : Suspicious.  Lunar: No, it's not!  Scythe: If it matters, probably not, but Moontea was the last one to use it.  Moontea: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!  Scythe: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?  Moontea: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Scythe!  Suntea: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Y/N.  Y/N: No! Who broke it!?  Everyone:  Scythe: Y/N... Harvest 's been awfully quiet.  Harvest : rEALLY?!  *Everyone starts arguing*  Y/N, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.  Y/N: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.  Y/N:  Y/N: Good. It was getting a little chummy around 

[maykrisms]

please look at what the devs robbed us of

[h-didanart]

Bloodmoon in dresses collection, part 3!!!!

Hi ho fellow humans! (Please get the reference please get the reference please get the reference ple—)

It is I, the art guy, and I have brought more Bloodmoon in dresses. The missing three from our group of 11. Enjoy the drawings and enjoy the lore

These are a two in one, but they aren’t one another’s Other. These are the first Bloodmoon Original, Dagger; and Harvest Celestial’s Other, Hunter. They aren’t particularly enjoying the event. They are both just putting in the effort because of their twins, whether their Other wants to match clothes or they just want to annoy them with the asymmetry all Originals exhibit with their fashion tastes. Whatever their motivator might be, their respective siblings are having a blast! What more could they ask for?

Dagger got the wrong size dress, it’s a bit too big for him. Hunter actually kinda likes the high heels, he might keep them.

This one I got inspired for because it’s June, so Pride Month.

Scythe was originally gonna wear something else, but while she was working on it their twin arrived with a stolen dress and a bunch of flowers. She helped Fang with it seeing as they didn’t exactly understand clothes very well (neither of them did). Fang was very happy with the result and in turn decided to help Scythe as well. They had a vague idea of something to wear and told her sibling so. Both twins quickly got to work and managed to throw something together at the last moment.

It’s rather simple, but scythe enjoyed putting it together with her Other.

Tune in next time for either big drawing, or round 2!

[1864th]

everytime they cut to armand in his pretend cage i literally like LAUGH OUT LOUD. he was no poor princess needed to be rescued fron the tower or whatever and when he "saved" louis i was ready to kick his ass....

[fefairys]

i think scythe kind of fused with me (cat) it is like i have two souls in one instead of an extra voice. scythe was just what i wanted and wished i could be and i’m just working on being more like that and so his existence is becoming less necessary. i’m keeping scythe as a name tho. and it’s blog for my especially gay death noteposting and . the other stuff it would post about.

[once-delight]

He Could Not Have Prevented It

nothing in this episode so clearly shows me the disparity in power and how louis' current (flawed) perceptions shape his memory than him saying "he was as much a captive as us" about armand, while we cut between a rat-tortured claudia and beaten louis and hypnotized madeleine with their tendons cut and being psychically tormented for speaking, and an untouched armand in his little playpen being imprisoned i guess by samuel beckett with a stage prop. like thats a wild equivalence to make, especially coming from louis