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misha collins walking back onto the set of supernatural every time the writers were forced to bring cas back after killing him off bc the show almost got canceled

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if salmondean or john do ever makes u so angry that u want to throw ur remote across the room pls consider that being fucking stupid and insufferable and horrible runs in the family and quite literally comes with the last name. i’m not talking abt the predetermined fucked up biblical fates part. i’m talking abt the fact that henry had arguably the baddest baddie at home (millie) while simultaneously having the most awkward bizarre palpable sexual tension w ‘josie’. are you fucking kidding me

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and while i’m at it all aboard the john winchester hate train. bcs john (a boomer, veteran, red-blooded american man) would def view deviation from the norm as an attack on the weird twisted traditional western family values/dynamics!!!! that he so desperately tried to instill in his own children!!!!! fem!salmondean would be expected to be feminine but ‘low maintenance’. your hair isn’t allowed past your shoulders and you’re allowed to get your ears pierced if it’s just one hole and the earrings you wear don’t dangle and if makeup makes you feel good about yourself then that’s okay with me but don’t come around with your face painted like a clown because men won’t take you seriously. i think the weird stipulations would def give fem!dean this weird i’m not like other girls inferiority complex that she carries around for the majority of her life

i may get hate for this but. as much as i love butch!fem!dean content. i feel like within spn as a narrative a female version dean would have a much more rigid view of preconceived gender roles than a female version of sam

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like the reality of the situation is that being raised as a girl is fundamentally different from being raised as a boy and it’s abundantly clear when you’re in a household with both. i don’t think that fem!dean would be this maneater ‘tortured coquette’ succubus but on the other end of the spectrum i don’t think she would be comfortable enough in her sexuality to call herself butch BCS of her upbringing. sam on the other hand. yeah. if one of them didn’t gaf abt gender roles or expectations it would be fem!sam.

i may get hate for this but. as much as i love butch!fem!dean content. i feel like within spn as a narrative a female version dean would have a much more rigid view of preconceived gender roles than a female version of sam

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i may get hate for this but. as much as i love butch!fem!dean content. i feel like within spn as a narrative a female version dean would have a much more rigid view of preconceived gender roles than a female version of sam

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try to look through the weechesters/teenchesters tag without having to also look at losecest challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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one thing that i am a big fan of is the fact that cas is inhabiting a body with set stats. and that means when he gets nerfed to basically human/straight up human he is genuinely taken aback by things about his vessel. like obviously he has jimmy’s taste buds and preferences!!!!!! claire and him are talking and somehow it comes up that she has an allergy to smth like pineapple and he’s like “oh that’s horrible i’m sorry” and then she gets rlly quiet and after a second she says “okay well i’m about to break some horrible news to you right now you’re also allergic to pineapple” absolute cinema

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mostly s1 sam dump

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W!NCEST DNI !!!!!!!

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*TV commercial class action lawsuit voice*: if you are a woman whose life was RUINED by dean winchester, you may be eligible for financial compensation!

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am i insane or

does anyone else ever think abt this like all the time obsessively. or

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Forever thinking about Naoto Ohshima's reaction to movie Sonic's first design

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does anyone else ever think abt this like all the time obsessively. or

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i hate hate HATE when fics pose cas as a timid wittle baby who doesn’t know anything about the human world. HE’S THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD AND HAS BEEN OBSERVING EARTH FOR GENERATIONS. sure, he might not understand all the pop culture references, BUT HE’S NOT CLUELESS ABOUT EVERYTHING. STOP BABYING HIS CHARACTER. HE IS MURDEROUS AT POINTS AND CAN KILL W THE FLICK OF HIS WRIST AND WILL COMMAND RESPECT AND PUT DEAN ON HIS KNEES IN AN ALLEYWAY.