armand: and then I was sitting there all weak and helpless, unable to freeze time or control minds and bodies of everyone in that building, while the big, strong and scary vampire sam was standing right beside me with his fake scythe that we used to use as a prop during theatre performances
louis: yeah this is how it happened, I was there, trust me bro
daniel, me, rashid, hallucination of lestat, raglan james, ghosts of claudia and madeleine, the entire population of dubai, the whole planet:
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work place comedy cut to Talamasca HQ where the vampire Sam and Real Rashid are bonding over stories of their shared Armand-related hostile work environments
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begging Rolin Jones to keep the ancient and powerful Vampire Sam in the show and make him fall in love with Fareed so we will have a canon ship on this show called Samreed
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Obsessed with Armand and Daniel having a fight, Armand leaving, all self pity and guilt tripping and a week later Daniel rising from his coffin to a knock on his door to find Sam, holding Armand like a sopping wet unruly kitten by the neck like "I believe you misplaced this, he's been on my couch for a week, for the love of God take him back"
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lestat gets cancelled on twitter for outing marshmallow many such cases
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The vampire Sam - twink, playwright and THE apex predator! Ancient vampires hate him!
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armand owns a theater company and put on one of the worst performances acting like he couldn’t save claudia and madeline. he was like i could not prevent it sam was in my way. the way they said it was funny like sam is some kind of monster and they show this polite looking dude.
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canon within the iwtv universe
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guys I don't even know whether we're supposed to cry or laugh at this point
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So The Vampire Sam is definitely in Daft Punk right?
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Reblog for larger sample size pls.
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who really saved louis?
Armand takes credit for pulling louis out the cabinet of the theatre weteoom wall, and he takes credit for giving louis blood to drink and revive him. BUT we don’t actually see him do it, they never show us armand’s face, hands, nothing. Just a coffin being pulled out, and a blood being poured into the stones. We know Sam is working the talamasca and they are always keeping track of things, and sometimes ensure things go the way they are ‘supposed to’ do wdy think? Maybe it was Lestat? Maybe it really was Armand?
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