#the vampire sam

[brian-kinney-apologist]

armand: and then I was sitting there all weak and helpless, unable to freeze time or control minds and bodies of everyone in that building, while the big, strong and scary vampire sam was standing right beside me with his fake scythe that we used to use as a prop during theatre performances

louis: yeah this is how it happened, I was there, trust me bro

daniel, me, rashid, hallucination of lestat, raglan james, ghosts of claudia and madeleine, the entire population of dubai, the whole planet:

[biilodyfangs]

interview with the vampire characters responding to "babe im at the hospital" texts

[shop5]

work place comedy cut to Talamasca HQ where the vampire Sam and Real Rashid are bonding over stories of their shared Armand-related hostile work environments

[prouvaireafterdark]

begging Rolin Jones to keep the ancient and powerful Vampire Sam in the show and make him fall in love with Fareed so we will have a canon ship on this show called Samreed

[radiocurrency]

Obsessed with Armand and Daniel having a fight, Armand leaving, all self pity and guilt tripping and a week later Daniel rising from his coffin to a knock on his door to find Sam, holding Armand like a sopping wet unruly kitten by the neck like "I believe you misplaced this, he's been on my couch for a week, for the love of God take him back"

[kaitcake1289]

lestat gets cancelled on twitter for outing marshmallow many such cases

[lelio]

The vampire Sam - twink, playwright and THE apex predator! Ancient vampires hate him!

[wintersoldxer]

[cuntmand]

canon within the iwtv universe

[brian-kinney-apologist]

guys I don't even know whether we're supposed to cry or laugh at this point

[gazeboliberty]

So The Vampire Sam is definitely in Daft Punk right?

[devilsminion73worlddomination]

Iwtvtober day 17 - trial

getting ready to fake imprison your boss so he can kill his bf and his step daughter in the most dramatic way possible

[eggvamp]

The Vampire Sam - S2 EP2 of Interview With The Vampire

[monsterboyfriend]

My pitch for a Talamasca show starring Real Rashid:

I'm thinking a lighthearted spy thriller with some office comedy elements. Agent Rashid is back at the Talamasca office, unwinding after going undercover as servant to the vampire couple from Hell. But while he's going through boring financial accounts, he discovers someone has been stealing from their organization!

And so, Agent Rashid is determined to discover who it is and bring them to justice! And hopefully, get a cushy promotion out of it, too.

Little does he know his investigation will drag him across the world, encountering even more vampires like DJ Sam and the vampire Daniel (who is infinitely more insufferable as a vampire)!

(The culprit is Raglan btw, but we all knew that.)

[gregrulzok]

Honestly cannot overstate how much I love Sam Barclay.

Why is this character even fucking here. Why is he so important. Why is he a literal actual real life Irish Playwright who actually existed - why is he the only vampire who is explicitly a real world person, and why such an obscure one.

It's so fucking funny.

He's so charming. He's so funny. The big fake vampire teeth. The fake ass scythe. The Irish accent. The rat thing. "Seems a bit German." "Oh you're grand."

My friend took one look at the bitch and said "Hear me out, trans woman" and now that's stuck in my head. I have to force myself to call him "he" because in my mind he's a beautiful trans woman for no reason other than it tickles me.

Why is he still alive. How did he get away. Why is Armand clearly fucking lying about him just happening to escape without either him or Louis being able to figure out how. Why did Louis misremember specifically his location. Why did Armand manipulate his memories.

What's his fucking deal. I don't care. Give me more.

Why do we keep focusing on him appearing in season 3 despite the fact that he literally doesn't matter. What are we doing.

Make him Santino. Make him trans. Make him DJ for Lestat. Make him be the hero of the story. Make him the central villain. Make him an irredeemable bastard. Make him date Rashid.

Genuinely I don't give a shit please just give me more Sam.

[dispossesst]

who really saved louis?

Armand takes credit for pulling louis out the cabinet of the theatre weteoom wall, and he takes credit for giving louis blood to drink and revive him. BUT we don’t actually see him do it, they never show us armand’s face, hands, nothing. Just a coffin being pulled out, and a blood being poured into the stones. We know Sam is working the talamasca and they are always keeping track of things, and sometimes ensure things go the way they are ‘supposed to’ do wdy think? Maybe it was Lestat? Maybe it really was Armand?