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actually i should make it abundantly clear by "goons" we mean "cartoon villain's wacky sidekicks who call said villain 'da buoss' in an obnoxious boston accent" NOT THE REDDIT DEFINITION WE PROMISE
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so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family
anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant
#this is the saltiest fish i have ever eaten#actually was just about to post ''there has been another altercation with the salt merchant''#but realized without context that meant nothing lol
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THE GOOOONNNNSSSSSS
Thinking about the guy who sent an ask with the link to a discord server and I joined it without hesitation and it was just 4 dudes hanging out
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the mustangs of salt wells creek 🐞
#mustang horse#wild mustangs#wild horses#horses#horse breeds#salt wells creek#national park#wyoming#rock springs#wild west#wild animals#wildlife#equestrian#equidae#equine#equines#horse#horse posting#horseblr#horse riding#horse photography#equine photography#nature photography#nature#animals
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The Five Beasts
#me when i’m finally free who cheered#cookie run#veras cookie run rewrite#cookie run fanart#cookie run kingdom#my art#veras pastry dash#shadow milk cookie#mystic flour cookie#eternal sugar cookie#silent salt cookie#burning spice cookie#GOD ITS SO SATISFYING TO MAKE THE FINAL COMPILATION POST
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AU type thing where instead of imprisoning him, the Bishops somehow manage to wrestle the red crown off of Narinder and he is reduced to his mortal form.
#cult of the lamb#my post#cotl narinder#cotl shamura#cotl kallamar#cotl heket#cotl leshy#bishops of the old faith#cotl fanart#has this been done yet#OK this is kinda random but while I was drafting this I got a vision of Leshy trapping his tiny brother in an oversized salt shaker#and then when Shamura forces him to take Narinder out he's all shriveled up dehydrated and making that face people do when they eat a lemon#idk it made me laugh a little#im pretty sure this couldn't happen in the actual lore tho#the wrestling the crown off him thing#the thing with the salt shaker could definitely happen they just need to find a lot of salt#The red crown always just flies back to the lambs head what I mean is the bishops manage to sever his connection with it without killing hi
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Ways to be a nuisance in our year of 2025
(from personal experience)
Get a small box. Write "take as you need" on the side. Fill it with period products. Put them in public bathrooms, including men's rooms.
Find a pothole. Paint a dick on it. Either your town will fix it or the public will enjoy your masterpiece.
Apps like No Thanks, Boycat, and Boycott X (my personal fave) let you scan items for boycotting shit. Money talks.
Red Cards contains all the rights that everyone, citizen or not, is entitled to in this country. They come in a bunch of different languages. Print them, give them out, leave them in places that need it, etc.
Don't be a snitch. Know someone undocumented? Someone traveling for reproductive or gender-affirming care? No the fuck you do not.
If someone asks your help doing #5, be their cover. If you live where they're fleeing from: no you don't know where they went, no they didn't tell you anything. If you live somewhere people are going to: that is now your cousin, friend from high school, camping buddy, etc.
Here is a fake person generator including phone, email, and address. Here is a free VPN for desktop and mobile. Spam the shit out of those ICE tiplines, trans bathroom reporting forms, etc. Here is a thing that lets you flood an email. Make their system useless.
If you're white, you have way more freedom when it comes to interacting with cops. Distract and divert.
See Nazi shit? Tear it up, kick it down, paint it over. See a Nazi? Rip into them. If you can't, record them, post it, send it to folks connected to them. Do not let them know peace.
If you protest: nondescript outfit with a change of clothes, cover scars and tattoos, leave behind devices that can track you, and either don't drive or park far away. Masks, goggles, and helmets highly suggested. Heavy duty gloves or tennis rackets for lobbing gas cans back. Fresh water or saline solution for tear gas and pepper spray. Have an exit route but also be prepared to hunker down or get arrested.
Nonprofit orgs are always looking for donations and volunteers, especially smaller local ones. There's a role for everyone, including admin stuff for folks who can't leave home. Reach out to them and ask what help they need. The people who aren't seen are just as important as the ones who are.
If you're taking someone to get an abortion, especially a place like Planned Parenthood that might have picketers, put something under your shirt and pretend you are the one who's pregnant to divert attention. Guys can do this too. Be their secret mpreg fantasy.
Cis folks: if your trans friend asks you to accompany them to a bathroom or locker room, do it. And if someone comes poking their nose in your business, pretend you're the one who's trans—again, taking the attention away from your friend.
It takes just a dozen emails or a few people showing up at local town hall or school board meetings to disrupt everything and steer the discussion.
If you have a job in the government or something adjacent, gum up the works. Let calls go to voicemail and don't return them for hours. Leave emails unanswered for a day or few. Don't work through lunch breaks even if it's busy. Take your PTO in its entirety, and leave something only you can do incomplete. Rearrange your priorities ("Sorry Janet, I can't look into who's hiring illegal immigrants, I gotta fix this printer first"). Create excuses to delay things—it needs to be double checked, it didn't pass inspection, it didn't contain some insignificant detail.
Gather some food or prep some meals for your local homeless folks. Make a portion for yourself too. That way if someone asks, you're simply sharing a meal with an old friend who happens to be down on their luck.
Get some Pride stickers/flags/posters and sprayable Gorilla Glue. Slap them on everything, including cars and businesses owned by conservatives. Make our presence constantly known.
#be gay do crimes#not dc related#politics#us politics#advice#tips#take it with a grain of salt#long post#lgbtq#queer#queer rights#pride#trans rights#transgender#feminism#bipoc#resources#civil disobedience#current events#protest#discourse#i have no idea how to tag this
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Veilguard fails to realise that for those who believe, faith is stronger than anything, even facts.
Right in the beginning of Veilguard all the Dalish/veil jumpers are so nonchalant and against their gods returning, as if they were convinced offscreen that their whole faith was based on a lie (even though they all still wear vallaslin) and their gods were Evil™. This, again, fails to consider that the vast majority of the Dalish would either not believe or not care because it's their religion, their faith.
Morally ambiguous gods exist in real life religions too and it didn't stop people from believing in them. Divine morality transcends mortal understanding, so their actions are always rightful. This also leads to the concept of a 'god-fearing' person - even the term used (θεοσεβής) can mean both respect and fear. Mortals are humbled by the gods' power and greatness, and willfully submit to their divine authority.
You needn't go further than the goddamn Bible itself to see countless examples of unethical things that God did/supported including legitimization of slavery and punishment (Exodus 21:20-21 “Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property." is one unhinged example), cannibalism, many kinds of violence, war, and of course, genocide, one of which was literally the deliberate destruction of nearly all humanity and living creatures on earth. The god of the most widely practiced religion in the world for millenia. Ask a devout Christian if they would stop believing in God just because 'um actually he is bad'.
Mystery is also a great aspect of religion, which also makes it an excellent worldbuilding element for writers. Mystery adds to the immersion because just like the characters, we don’t know everything except the beliefs and unanswered questions. And we're not supposed to, because this is how religion works in real life, where faith is about belief rather than what’s fully understood. It makes the story feel more real and engaging. Professional writers - of a AAA title no less - should know this.
Religion was one of the greatest themes in all previous games, especially Andrastianism and the Elven pantheon. Reducing it all to 'the Evanuris did it' is disappointing to say the least, and even if it was the truth that only the writers knew, they should have kept it that way, or at least some of the mystery. It adds immersion, drama, nuance, it encourages thought and discussion. For all Veilguard failed in the 'show, don't tell' rule, in this case this is too much exposure, and not even done in a good way. ''Religion is fake, so now everyone's atheist or unfazed. Oh, except for one (1) person who is mildly upset'' is not how faith works, especially in a setting so religious as Thedas.
#and to add salt to the injury they didn't care about the Imperial Chantry#nor the Andrastian Chantry of course#and butchered one of my favourite mysteries - the Forgotten Ones#but i'm not gonna expand on that now#veilguard critical#dragon age#andraste#evanuris#bioware critical#and please spare me lore that was only mentioned on codex entries.#that's even worse than not saying anything at all#it speaks#long post sorry#mine
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do you ever think about. every single moment where marinette must feel guilty about keeping the truth from adrien. every time he says something about his father and she has to paste on a smile and convince herself she's doing the right thing. every time he comes close to losing his amoks because he doesn't realize how important they are. how it must have dawned on her at some point that gabriel CONTROLLED his son. and why is she protecting the monster that did that
how her love for adrien is somehow keeping her silent and alone. how she didn't even tell alya the truth
all the times she must come so CLOSE to telling him, but then talks herself out of it?
do you ever think about all those feelings making her want to explode?
#THIS IS NOT SALT THE SALTERS BETTER NOT FUCKING COME FOR THIS POST#miraculous ladybug#ml s5#ml london special#ml london spoilers#marinette dupain cheng
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so ii16 huh
#inanimate insanity#ii2#inanimate insanity fanart#ii fanart#ii lightbulb#ii paintbrush#ii fan#ii test tube#ii microphone#ii cheesy#ii balloon#ii yinyang#ii baseball#ii salt#ii pepper#is any1 cares... theres a little smth in paintys bristle fire.. idk#i need lb dead (shes my favorite but this is fomo)#hotel oj is SUCH A NIGHTMARE to draw bc i have no clue what this layout is#and i only had to draw 1 room.#the snack table changed how it looked at evry angle btw. sigh#chat should i post this to twitter#sorry shouldve tagged spoilers even if its just sort of in reference#ii spoilers#ii16 spoilers
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needed to share this here (loud warning)
#salted post#goober#cyrus made the nose drawings btw#also for the record we do not support mcpig#pizza tower#the noise#loud cw#shitpost
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The first time we see Yoda, leader of the Council, in tcw, he’s explicitly affirming the individuality and importance of the clones. He then teaches them how to connect to the Force, the most sacred tenet of the religion he’s dedicated his life to.
The first time we see Plo Koon, a Jedi Master, in tcw, he clearly tells his clone troopers that they are not expendable to him, and then proceeds to do his absolute best to save as many clones as possible.
The first time we see Anakin in tcw he has his clones fly an unnecessary suicide mission because he wants the glory of killing Grievous. He doesn’t even stop when he hears them all dying—his Padawan, a 14-year-old, has to yell at him that no one else will survive what he’s doing before he changes his plan.
And people STILL say that Anakin is the Jedi who cared about the clones the most. Seriously?
#thought about the malevolence arc again#and yes i consider that the first time we see him in tcw. clone wars movie isn’t real if I don’t look at it#star wars#is this the original post tag#sw tcw#star wars the clone wars#tcw#sw the clone wars#the clone wars#yoda#master yoda#plo koon#master plo koon#clones#anti anakin skywalker#anakin skywalker salt#pro jedi
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Why are fandom discord servers some of the most stress inducing places in the world like why is it when you post anything into any chat it feels like either a) you're purposely being ignored or b) you've pissed someone off just by speaking. And it's such a pain in the dick because if you want any sort of help with anything or want to be even a little bit apart of a community you have to be in these servers. While the whole time it feels like that one meme picture of all the girls sneering at the camera because you dared show your face in there
#near unbearable and near impossible to find a fandom server that doesn't feel like being in high school#especially one fandom but if i say which i just know people will throw a tantrum because they can't handle seeing a negative opinion#and this isn't about mutuals or friends who'll see this it's about the hell that is fandom servers with more than 40 people in them#misc: salted#misc: personal#block those tags if you don't want to see this kind of post#greatest hits
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So Hilda season 3. (This post has nothing to do with hilda season 3)
#no spoilers here y’all are good#this was inspired by watching season though#holy fuck dude#when I posted this on other platforms half my comments were “’HILDA S3 IS OUT???’#NO ONES TALKING ABOUT IT AND ITS CRIMINAL#I may start posting more hilda art but it’ll take a bit to get to s3 content maybe#cus I still have so many ideas just from season 2 I never got out#take this with a grain of salt#hilda#hilda the series#hilda netflix#twig hilda#this post is based on some old aged up hilda designs I posted like 2 years ago#I’ve missed them
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so just know, I'm healing / even though it don't feel like it
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#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#good evening it is past midnight and i am here furthering the itfs scar kissing agenda#stumbled across the insp pic buried in my likes and i went oh this is relevant in the opposite direction :) I Can Use This :)#op has some of my fav itfs fanart ill b so real n tht piece ws swimming around in my brain fr Days#so i told myself today my reward for submitting my zine checkin wld b drawing yuuji kissing megumi's scars#also pls observe. /this/ is what i mean when i say tht megumi receiving affection looks like he is unsure and in mild pain#Does Not Know How To Respond To Affection Even From His Own Boyfriend.png#i LOVE drawing megu with this expression so sosos much the downcast sidelong gaze + furrowed brow.....#its SO good#also idk what i did with his hair here but the render actually turned out so well ?? best megu hair to date every1 pls clap#not 2 mention th shape of yuuji's bangs???? pats self on th back no offense but i am on fire w these boys' hair lately#that being said i decided i did not want to render anything else ddfdfjjghdjgf i got tired#kept the rest flat n took the opportunity to play around w light chromatic abberation on the scars#idk if any1 noticed but i found th retro film filter n used it a bunch on my recent comic#its so convenient it comes w built in noise n everything!!!!!!#anyway . caption is salt fv <333 if u care <333333#i think it is also a megu song but like . a post-canon megu song#i thought this wld take longer bc i was planning on rendering everything so i cracked an energy drink and am tragically awake#shld i start smth new we shall see smile :)
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Me and my besties played Gartic Phone Co-Op cookies and some whiteboard, here are the highlights part 1 :) Me and my pals: Orion: @meatcatt (hey thats me) Auto: @skyistheground Ounce: @/lynxmisnomer PeachTabby: @redvelvetscookieblog Animated gif's under cut
#my art#friend art#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk#gartic phone#shadow milk cookie#burning spice cookie#mystic flour cookie#eternal sugar cookie#silent salt cookie#pure vanilla cookie#white lily cookie#dark cacao cookie#moonlight cookie#part 2 will be up soon#its gunna be a long post sigh
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