#sales pun

[crystallizsch]

yoinked from this tweet for the whole new years 2025 gang

okay so why does every single outfit (exaggerating) in jamil’s wardrobe have a hood.

[somnibun]

✨🛸🎉HELLO EVERYONE!!!🎉🛸✨

I doing a Christmas SALE!!!

25% off Chibis ($40 now $32)

25% off Head to waist shots!!!

For more info and contact here is my page:

https://somnibun.wixsite.com/comms/tos

[maphel-n-doodles]

WELCOME ALL, TO OC-TOBER!

In celebration of all things Original Character, I'll be opening 3 commission slots for this month's sale. All slots will be 20% off, be it a Sketch, Lined, or Colored work!

Base Commission Prices here.

You can find my FAQ here.

[the-punforgiven]

I think it should be illegal for landlords to use a property service that anonymizes them, like, what are you hiding from, buddy? 👁👁

Surely if you just treat your tenants well and do your job, you won't need to hide from anyone, right?

[rickyyysaurus]

New Mother's Day designs are up on my shop, along with a sale! Check it out!! :]

[okapirose]

ETSY SALE 24 HRS ONLY Use code CYBER5 to get $5 off $30 or more ♥ https://thepolymerokapi.etsy.com This is another one of those sales where Etsy foots the bill and sellers don't so it's really important to shop your fave artists when these happen.

Make Etsy pay! lol

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[prismatic-sprinkles]

Stay spooky this holiday season with a Happy horror days sale! Take 25% off of everything in my shop until 12/10/23

[swingfromthegallery]

I made this thing ages ago but seeing that it’s the first aro day of visibility I was like darn this is a great excuse to open a redbubble so check out my pinnn folkssss

Well, it can also be a sticker, clock, or hat if ur into that too lol

🌱Anyway!! Happy aromantic day of visibility wooo✨

[hiromicota]

If these are ever heavily discounted, everyone will be talking about Lowe’s back blowout sale. 

[conductorcactus]

Day 17 prompt: door.

[lordadmiralfarsight]

I think it's important to point out : the 14% of revenue. It's 14% of REVENUE. Not BENEFITS. Not PROFITS. REVENUES.

Revenues is the raw amount of money that goes IN the company. It's before taxes. It's before costs. It's before salaries. It's before EVERYTHING.

I struggle to think of a single video game that could pay that, aside from the few gigantic successes. I struggle to think of any INDUSTRIES where a cost of 14% of your revenues doesn't erase your profit margin in its entirety.

@lastoneout that business model isn't just profoundly stupid : it's attempted murder of basically every Unity client.

This is greed taken to such a level of suicidal stupidity that it cannot be properly put into words.

At this point, I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if they DID sic mercenaries on him and published a graphic video of torture and murder to make an exemple out of him. Because it's wildly, stupidly out of any business related proportion.

Actually, this Unity mess makes sense when you learn that they've got the guy behind such brilliant ideas as "we should charge players per bullet in fps games" and "all together the Sims 4 expansion packs cost over $800" running the goddamn company.

[serendipity-adventures]

330 Best Hilarious Funny Winter Captions,Quotes ,and Puns.

Introduction: Welcome to a winter wonderland of wit with our collection of Christmas Winter Puns, Cold Winter Puns, and Winter Sale Puns. As the snowflakes fall and the holiday season approaches, these puns are your perfect companions for adding a touch of humor to the frosty air. Whether you’re looking to spice up your social media posts, bring laughter to your holiday gatherings, or add some…

[radianrevive]

Mastering the Art of Effective Communication

[the-punforgiven]

The fact that my headphones have a battery life now is proof that god is dead and we have killed him

[justwriteyoudummy]

-Slides Fragments of Magic over for consideration-

Did I mention the ebook is on sale this week for $0.99?

currently on the lookout for writeblrs with wips that vibe with my taste:

Fantasy, but not the whole medieval, elves, & fairies fantasy type stuff. It's cool but I can't get into it!

That being said, forest and nature magic is 100% different and I'll eat that up

Magic powers, almost a requirement

Friendship and found family focus

A balance of humor and seriousness like Avatar: The Last Airbender has, I love character shenanigans and sass and characters poking at each other's personalities and whatnot. Especially in a friend group

Tell me about your wips if you want??

[toruandmidori]

Part of our range of daft, funny, punny stickers. 

Featuring hand drawn nonsense puns that largely started life as typos. 

Available to buy online in our Redbubble store, full range here - individual links below: 

MONOTONY

VENUS DE LILO

POE