rickyyysaurus

[rickyyysaurus]

when mutual tell me two fictional men i dont know had gay sex

[rickyyysaurus]

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

[rickyyysaurus]

i love this thing so much i want to shake him like a dog and punch him. wish the worst for him tbh

[rickyyysaurus]

nevertheless, we ball

[rickyyysaurus]

I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

[rickyyysaurus]

whats important to understand about psych is that the legality of their business is always existing on a razor's edge of 'uncondemnable by a hair's breadth'. think of it this way. shawn absolutely without a doubt does not pay taxes. gus on the other hand absolutely without a doubt does pay taxes. as a result, these intrepid business owners never do end up committing tax fraud, but dont let that fool you; the spirit of tax evasion is always there

[rickyyysaurus]

So are you like getting stuff done in life or what

[rickyyysaurus]

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

[rickyyysaurus]

I don't fuck w nerds, the moment I can smell lore correction coming I'm like "Oh Neptune" and I gotta call my mom and ask her to pick me up

If I'm like "I really liked the scene where Gandalf learns the truth about the Ring in the first movie" and someone's like "Oh you mean when he was in Minas Tirith, originally known as Minas Anor when it was first built in the Third Age?" I am pulling the nearest fire alarm

[rickyyysaurus]

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

[rickyyysaurus]

[rickyyysaurus]

I will always love animals I just saw a picture of a bird I didn’t know existed and teared up bc it was cute and pretty

The red cheeks r so cute

[rickyyysaurus]

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

[rickyyysaurus]

All this discourse over who does "painting with light"

Hiroshi Nagai's paintings need sunglasses to look at.

They look like how it feels to walk across a parking lot on a 98° summer day without a speck of shade in sight.

They look like heaven but also like you'd burn your bare feet on the ground.

Even when you can see shade you know it's not enough and the minute you step out you'll be burnt to a crisp like a vampire.

And it's BEAUTIFUL

[rickyyysaurus]

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

[rickyyysaurus]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[rickyyysaurus]

Amazing pottery skills