#seasonal puns

[punsify1]

Get Into The Holiday Spirit With 200+ December Puns That Add A Fun Twist To The Season

Ready to end the year with a belly full of laughs? Dive into our December Puns Jokes Extravaganza, featuring over 200 jokes that will have you ho ho howling with laughter!

This collection is packed with festive humor and clever wordplay to keep your holiday season bright and cheerful. From Christmas cheer to New Year’s fun, these puns will spread joy and laughter to everyone around you.

Perfect for holiday parties, social media posts, or just adding a bit of humor to your December, these puns will make sure your end-of-year celebrations are anything but dull!

10 December Puns That Will Have You Ho Ho Howling

What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out! ⛄

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim! 🎄

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite! ❄️

Why did the gingerbread man go to school? To improve his “cookie” skills! 🍪

How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free? He uses “Claus” detergent! 🎅

What do elves use to take notes in school? Their “elf”-abet! 📚

Why did the ornament go to the party alone? It couldn’t find its “bauble”! 🎁

What did the snowman say to the carrot? “I’m feeling a little bit ‘chilly’!” 🥕

How does Frosty stay in shape? He does lots of “snow”-bends! ⛷️

Why was the Christmas cookie so good at tennis? It had a great “serve”! 🍪

Read: December Puns Jokes Extravaganza: 200+ Laughs That Will Have You Ho Ho Howling

[nouverx]

These two have the potential to be the funniest duo of the show istg

First one is from this amazing reblog from one of my posts, second one is inspired by some of the replies of said post

[serendipity-adventures]

330 Best Hilarious Funny Winter Captions,Quotes ,and Puns.

Introduction: Welcome to a winter wonderland of wit with our collection of Christmas Winter Puns, Cold Winter Puns, and Winter Sale Puns. As the snowflakes fall and the holiday season approaches, these puns are your perfect companions for adding a touch of humor to the frosty air. Whether you’re looking to spice up your social media posts, bring laughter to your holiday gatherings, or add some…

[styx-the-stick]

NOT THEM WRITING RAYLLUM ON THE SHIP

[gayofthefae]

Thinking about how Mike wasn't just told to like El then he liked her. No. There's a third event that happens between them that we skip over so often but is vital and Mike's crush might not have even happened without it.

Mike is being teased about El, yes. But he actually doesn't even get the chance to respond, let alone have his following actions be influenced by only that. Because before he can even react, look who's here:

Stakes.

This scene isn't about El. This scene plays out in one, very simple way.

Lucas: you like El.

Mike: I don't.

Troy: Let me remind you what will happen if you don't.

Just like the ily speech, Lucas is Will, but that's not all it took. It didn't just take the suggestion of something. It took the STAKES. It took threat. He was told to do something then he turned to see just what would happen to him if he didn't do it. The romantic trope is feigned: realize your feelings once someone points out that someone could be romantic. Steve has the same with Robin in season 3. But one thing here is different.

Before he has a chance to respond (to ensure we don't know what would have happened), he is given incentive to lie.

It isn't just suggestibility. "Huh, maybe I should like her. I guess I will." It's fear. It's "you need to hide, like right fucking now, and there's a hiding spot right there." Yeah. You run to the hiding spot and you do not fucking come out ever.

[greatpistachiopie]

mystery awaits in mentopolis 👀🔍

[himbo-buckley]

No but

„It pains me to see you upset“ „then perhaps you should not have come“

And

„I could die tomorrow“ „You are not going to die tomorrow“ „But it would kill me“ „But you’d already be dead“

Clown to clown communication, they really said ✨sassy✨

[beansprean]

The Card~

Has anyone stopped thinking about this since it happened? No? Me neither.

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1a. Shot from within Guillermo's room under the stairs as Nandor, in his usual belted coat but with his hair half up in a ponytail rather than a bun, holds the curtain aside with one arm. He announces, "You may keep your shit and do your human things in here." Guillermo, 19 years old with fluffy overgrown hair in a side part and a pimply chin, ducks around him to step inside. He is wearing a black lady gaga shirt over a white button up and jeans, has a duffel bag slung over his chest, and a backpack hanging on one shoulder. He stares into the sad little room, unable to muster any enthusiasm as he replies "Oh... Um." 1b. Reverse shot behind Nandor's shoulder, the tiny room's faded walls, bare yellowed mattress, and single abandoned pillow visible in the background. Nandor turns in profile to the viewer and imperiously demands, "I will allow you two minutes to settle your affairs, then I expect you to begin dusting the fancy room as it has begun to grow bunnies." Guillermo, having stepped into the room and pulled off his duffel bag, turns back to him with a nervous smile and says "Of course! Thank you, Nandor." Nandor replies, "You will address me as 'sir' or 'master,' Greenberg." Guillermo corrects him, "It's Guillermo. Sir." Nandor snaps, "Whatever." 1c. Reverse shot, Nandor standing in the doorway holding the curtain open, gesturing with his finger as he turns to leave. He scolds, "A familiar is not expected to be correcting a vampire! I will see you in two minutes; try not to die until then." From offscreen, Guillermo calls out "Oh, wait- uh, Master?" 1d. Close up on Nandor as Guillermo continues, "I got you something." Nandor whips his head back around in not-unpleasant surprise, starry eyes landing directly on Guillermo for the first time.

2. Wide shot of them both in profile, the entryway between the familiar's room and the main hall dividing the space between them. Guillermo, having deposited his bags, steps toward Nandor with a greeting card held out in both hands. Blushing, and with his eyes fixed on the card rather than Nandor's face, Guillermo stammers, "It's just a stupid card, I-I didn't really know how to... I mean, I just wanted you to know how grateful I am. To be your familiar." Nandor reaches out for the card with one careful hand, fingers splayed and head held back as if he thought it might explode. His fingers meet the card precisely where the two rooms meet.

3a. Close up of Nandor's hand holding the card, which has a smiling cartoon cheese block saying 'You're the Gratest!" to a cartoon cheese grater, which looks delighted and surprised. Offscreen, Guillermo says "Thank you for choosing me." 3b. Repeat. Nandor flips open the card to see Guillermo's handwritten inscription: "To be a vampire is my dream. But to be your familiar will be my honor. Thank you for this opportunity. -Guillermo". 3c. Close up on the top half of Nandor's face as he rears back slightly in surprise, cheeks flushed, eyes wide and shining with delight. The background turns a buttery yellow dotted with bokeh lights, the words 'my honor' repeating again and again throughout.

4a. Zoom out, shot from behind Guillermo's shoulder. Nandor flips the card closed and flips it toward his chest, free hand planting itself on his hip to feign indifference despite his fluster. He sputters, "Well, with all of your sappy time-wasting, you have only one minute left! Lateness reflects poorly on me as your master; you are not starting off on the good foot!" Guillermo startles to attention in the foreground, stammering out, "Right! Sorry sir, uh, master, sir." 4b. Shot from the hallway as Nandor steps out of Guillermo's room and sternly closes the curtain behind him, still holding the card to his chest with his free hand. 4c. Close up as Nandor hunches his shoulders protectively and raises the opened card up close to his face with a flustered and urgent expression, as if trying to read it in secret. 4d. Full body of Nandor from behind as he stands alone in the foyer, a long shadow stretching out in front of him as the room is lit green around him - Guillermo's color. A few bokeh lights float aimlessly around Nandor's head as he reads the card again, murmuring thoughtfully to himself, "...Guillermo...hmmm..."

5a. A few horizontal black bars indicate the passage of time. 5b. Shot inside a wardrobe, the door cracked open to let a beam of light fall inside. Stowed between hanging coats is a small wooden chest with the lid raised halfway up. Inside are a few hanging pendants, a roll of parchment, a golden fork, a discarded shirt, a few expired coupons, a folded letter with Nandor's name written on the front in Farsi, and Guillermo's card. It is front and center, illuminated by the beam of light, and clearly well-read, the spine creased and corners slightly dog-eared. Offscreen, Nandor calls, "Guillermo! You have destroyed a spider house, now where will she sleep??" Guillermo stutters out a confused apology, "I-? I'm sorry, Master!" Nandor continues, "That is one demerit for you, and one more year as my familiar!" Carved surreptitiously into the shelf in the wardrobe is the word 'end'. It's the end of the comic. /end ID

[ba1laur]

they didnt lie. whatever you fixated on when you were like 11 comes back to haunt forever

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

that’s so cute hello??

[dogerbooger]

Some Hermit gals………..what more can I say

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[herinnerwolf]

penelope and colin being the first bridgerton couple to get an original song written just for them see when you're the it ship and the people's princess and the production's favourite all in one

[illustoryart]

Oh, it's June! The famous PIRATE month! 🏳‍🌈🏴‍☠️

*fingers crossed for OFMD S2 trailer this month*

[achromatophoric]

Wenclairtober 2024, Day 27 - S2 Prediction

Deep in the Morning Song compound, Bianca waits in her bare cell of a room. She struggles with the solid metal collar that replaced her amulet, trying and failing again to pick its lock.

Bianca: *mutter* Damnit. It looks so easy whenever Addams—

Bianca looks up sharply as the lone door’s handle rattles and begins to turn. She quickly drops her makeshift picks behind her mattress and reaches for the stolen letter opener beneath her pillow.

Bianca: I already told you bastards, I’m not help—

Wednesday: Bastards? *enters room* I see captivity has dulled what little creative wit you possessed, Barclay.

Bianca: *shocked* Addams? What are you—

Enid: *peeks in* We are here to like—break you out. Duh!

Bianca sits stunned, still processing as Enid ducks out again to stand watch. Wednesday strides over with lock picks ready. Bianca only snaps out of her shock when her collar releases with an insulting ease.

Wednesday: Judging from the scratches, you weren’t paying attention during our lessons.

Bianca: Oh screw you, Addams. You try picking it when it’s on your neck and you can’t even see the thing.

Wednesday: *scoffs* I’ve been picking locks bound and blindfolded since I was four.

Bianca: Well pardon me, not all of us are—

Gideon: *steps into room* Ladies, please. We have to go before Gabrielle figures out I was lying.

Bianca: YOU! I’m going to KILL you!

Bianca leaps for Gideon, teeth bared and letter opener raised high. She’s stopped as Wednesday grabs her arm and redirects her momentum into a wall.

Gideon: *nervously backs up*

Wednesday: *pinning Bianca* While I normally wouldn’t stand in the way of a good bloody vengeance, now is not the time.

Bianca: *struggles* What the f— That’s my asshole step-father, Gideon! Prophet of Morning Song! Their goddamn LEADER!!

Enid: *peeks in again* Don’t worry! He’s totes on our side now. Turns out your psychobitch mom is actually the Big Bad. She’s been manipulating and gaslighting this schmuck since day one.

Enid ducks out again, leaving Bianca to her second bout of shock.

Bianca: … whut?

Gideon: *apologetic* Yes, well, your friend is correct. I owe you more of an explanation when there is time, but for now let me say how sorry I am. For everything.

Wednesday: *releases Bianca* Speaking of time, stop wasting it.

Bianca eyes Gideon for a long, wary moment, then finally relaxes. She lowers her letter opener.

Bianca: Fine. Later then.

The three quickly file out of the room to join Enid in the hallway. Together they begin their escape.

Enid: *whispers to Bianca* He’s gay, by the way.

Bianca: Huh?

Enid: Your step-dad. It’s how your mom first started blackmailing him. And did you know Morning Song was originally a boy band?

Bianca: You’ve gotta be— *stumbles* —shit!

Wednesday: *hisses* Quiet, Barclay. And Enid, do refrain from blowing Bianca’s mind until we are out of danger.

Enid: *winces* Oops. My bad.

After another tense minute of focused sneaking, Bianca moves up next to Wednesday.

Bianca: Addams, I have to know.

Wednesday: You, lacking knowledge? Shocking.

Bianca: Bitch, seriously. Why are you helping me. We’re not even friends, right?

Wednesday shoots Bianca a thoughtful side-glance before returning her gaze forward.

Wednesday: Of course we aren’t. And the reason should be obvious.

Bianca: *impatiently* And?

Wednesday: *matter-of-factly* No Addams born would ever miss the opportunity to turn a prophet.

Bianca: 😧

Bianca: 😐

Bianca: 🤬

[99tech99]

cross: you’re just mad bc *i* helped omega escape not you

me: