#said the loser

[shrimpyshrimperson]

i think my iud fell out of place and is hanging half out. ow

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[evgar]

this came to me in a dream

[phayz]

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

[eydilily]

The pants on your red life Tango design are giving me life. Please know that

YEAHHH thank you !!! i quite like him actually :3c

[mrgaretcarter]

+ Bonus

[schrutexbucks]

another tweet round up for interview with the vampire 7/xx

[jonathanbyersphd]

Oh, it is OVER for the Wheeler Siblings

[anirritant]

pmd2 darkrai is funny to me why is he like that

[spicyvampire]

Steps to a successful night of seducing men by dr. Wandee [an updated version of this gifset]

WANDEE GODDAY (2024) EP. 1

[jambamthepaperman]

“Why don’t you want me” after literally throwing a sink at her head to kill her RIO BABE WORK ON YOUR TIMING

[shrimpyshrimperson]

doc im gonna be honest i dont reemekber what this appointment was even scheduled for. can i go home

[inkyrainstorms]

based on the Billstill au by @jellynut! You guys should totally go check it out, it's so cool and angsty and somehow my monkey brain took that idea and made it Stan tormenting Bill forevermore. (This has spiraled rapidly not its own au of an au based on an earlier idea I had once) (might draw more of this au and that one who knows)

This has been going on for at least 15 hours straight, and Stan is having the time of his goddamn life watching Bill suffer

And then Bill gave Stan horrendous night terrors

And then Stan bought a giant bag of nachos and ground them up into crumbs and dumped them in the sea or some shit

Transcript and full image under cut

Bill, floating intangibly: You're a loser, Mac

Stan, looking up from his magazine: Yeah? And you're an interdimensional demon dumb enough to die in my head. You're the biggest idiot I know, and I know me

[jojolightningfingers]

i truly truly will never stop being tickled by how law's braincell count just plummets into the negatives whenever he's around luffy and kid SPECIFICALLY at the same time. like if it's one or the other he copes more or less just fine. kid's a shit-starter but he's predictable and easy (and fun) to rile up. luffy runs on baffling logic but he's fundamentally easy to get along with so long as you maintain your zen and understand that he usually doesn't MEAN to get under anybody's skin. separately they aggravate law in different ways. but when they're together kid's penchant for starting dickswinging contests (or inability to not take the bait of one) collides with luffy unhesitatingly answering with a one-up that no sane person would conceive of and what the hell is law supposed to do against THAT fuckin wombo combo. get left behind and called a bitch for it? not goddamn LIKELY!!

[maladaptivewriting]

“narcissa had to watch regulus AND her son take the dark mark” well narcissa should have stood the fuck up

[septemberlikeastorm]

we've seen qimir/the stranger get disarmed TWICE & be about to get cut down by sol TWICE, & each time he shows NO fear or strong emotion, just "it's been real my dudes. make sure somebody goes back to the cave to turn off my crockpot"

but when osha cries out with the helmet on?? can we talk about his soft, plaintive "Osha???"

how he THROWS HIMSELF to his knees & how his sudden TERROR over losing her wrenches a distraught "No!!!!!!!" from him???