#safety lamp

[bodyhate]

The safety lamp controversy

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Russell, about being in the ducts: it’s kind of the only place I feel at home in this world.

Russell, like five minutes later in the ducts about to burst into tears: I’m scared!!

[strongermonster]

fascinated with the unfolding story of the most hated man in my grandparents small town, who is a guy no one has ever seen or heard of before, who showed up out of the blue and decided he was gonna be an amateur food critic of stuff available at the farmers market.

my last update on him is that he bought a barbeque sauce from a local lady and then reviewed it as "decent but pedestrian" and called it a "passable imitation of store bought/big brand" and ended with "but ultimately uninspired" and now henrietta is on the war path. literally everyone hates him. the little free community gazette has never flown off the grocery store shelves like this before

[jellidraws]

i had an idea for a canary fakemon that glows when it sings, so miners used to use it as a light source. this was very dangerous for the pokemon and many of them died. the spirits of some of those pokemon became trapped in the mines and now haunt them, taking revenge for their untimely demise by using their light and song to lure unwary people and pokemon to their deaths ^_^

[through-the-windowz]

don't get attached, they're just agents after all...

[firadessa]

You got a night shift so I'll take the night shiftttt

Context in tags (transparents courtesy of @disneyfairyillustrations)

[netscapenavigator-official]

Here's a controversial take: People need to stop whining about streetlights no longer being orange.

The human retina in much more sensitive to blue light.

When you're driving, cycling, walking, etc. at night... you want to be more alert. It is a streetlight's one and only job to provide you with a level of light that makes night-time travel safer for you and those around you.

Blue light keeps you alert, and it allows you to perceive more details with the same or less amount of light, compared to a warm light source.

People complain that the blue and white LEDs in streetlights are unsavory and uncomfortable... GOOD! You shouldn't feel comfortable and cozy while driving at night. You should be awake and alert.

[persy-r-bozo]

Sprites may look weirdly cute. but be Careful!

Fae flu Isn't treatable.

[katkalis-the-horror-fanartist]

Basically a moth

Plus bonus doodles of what I imagine other hsh cryptids to maybe look like:

[completeoveranalysis]

[2]

The bell sound specifically being “two things crashing into each other” has some wonderful imagery built right into it that I never thought about and I love it. I’d love to find out if they mean Lava Lamp and Sakura’s fates being tied together or if it’s a sign of Evil Wolverine’s evil dimension crashing into reality or something else entirely. 

The details are yet to be figured out but the imagery is wonderful! And like, Sakura in that bottom frame? Leaning forward as if she has wings that will let her fly off in the direction? Towards the wing shaped ruins? With the Tsubasa inside it??

[spotlightstudios]

Wow, look at this neat abandoned building. Robot? Idk what ur talking about.

Outside Upgrades Lore beyond the Cut! (A lot of writing, feel free to skip.)

Hi guys!!! This is a doodle for my new and improved Outside Upgrades! Ruin edition!

The characters (ocs) pictured are N (left) and Light (right)!

N is an urban explorer by trade, making and posting videos of her explorations online. (She has no self-preservation skills, which is why she's so popular.) Meanwhile, Light was a FazCo. employee back in the day, and currently they're unemployed.

The whole point of this AU when I first made it was that Light was there the night the Plex collapsed (and would've escaped with the help of Moon). They lost their leg in that injury, and FazCo basically paid Light off to not spill the secrets of the company, and they got to keep Sun/Moon. Eventually they'd discover Eclipse mode, which was their caretaking protocol.

This update? Light was close to the entrance when it collapsed and was eventually found by a rescue crew (they were searching for Vanessa) with their leg pinned under sone rubble. They've been in recovery for a few years by the time they return with N to the Plex. The pair arrive shortly before Cassie, but they shimmy under that gate where it looks like Monty shoved through and go a different direction before she can keep up.

Eventually, they find their way to Gator Grub where Maskbot is and N snags a mask, but a lot of obstacles they can brute force through better than Cassie could. And by the time they get to the daycare, Cassie's already been through. Eclipse is there.

Seeing Light kinda, snaps him out of that "clean up" mode, and after some sappy moments, Eclipse decides to join the two explorers in their adventure and eventual return to the real world.

I like to think that they *do* catch up with Cassie, whether that be after the elevator crashes or before she goes to the basement to confront the mimic, they find her by complete chance. And of course, this is a whole child? Who put her down here??

Eclipse feels terrible that he sent her on her way earlier, Light is dumbfounded as to how she got so deep, and N (who's piecing together what Helpi has been talking about this whole time) is ready to confidently just undo the hinges on the door Cassie needs through so that Roxy doesn't get deactivated. And it *works*.

They all face the mimic, and whether they scoop it, or Eclipse and Roxy are enough to overpower it, or they just get to the elevator safely, it doesn't matter. They get out.

And then soft AU that it originally was ensues, with Eclipse getting repairs done and sticking with Light as a Healthcare assistant robot.

(N also slowly but surely recovers the other animatronics, with Light's help, and gets them repaired and puts about 30 firewalls on their programming. Roxy's the first, with Freddy being the last to be recovered fully.)

And of course, Cassie is implied to at least have a dad, so I imagine she'd find her father, and since he was *also* implied to be a Faz-Technician, he'd fix up Roxy best he could, and when Cassie introduced N finally (Light was busy) her dad offered to repair anything else she brought him, so she brought the band.

I'm not sure how much I'll write/draw for this, but originally I abandoned the idea because it had a y/n. I wasn't sure how I'd write about chronic pain or the loss of a limb or ptsd for a wide enough audience, and it eventually drove me to not write it at all. (Why you see me post AEB the mermay au more than the original-)

I'm glad that I made the choice to drag this one into oc land. Outside Upgrades was always self-indulgent (I made Eclipse a soft-boy and actually put together and decidedly not a whore, and it was pure luck that Canon Eclipse matches up so well) and it will remain self-indulgent.

Of course, if anyone wants to use the design or drop their own character in rather than Light, not like I'll complain! Tho I'd like ppl to @ me if they do use this concept or design cuz I'd just love to see it! :D

Bonus: EYE STRAIN WARNING

The original ver is this obnoxious Bright Red. I was staring at this for like 3-4 hours straight tonight smh.

[strange-lamp-stranger]

some people i know irl somehow don't understand that there is no such thing as "minimum wage, minimum effort" in a childcare setting. like. hands down, no exceptions. that should be common fucking sense!! and yet!! jfc

[goofygargoyle]

I don't understand

I don't exactly have seasonal affective disorder, or at least not the way you're supposed to

I just get really low emotionally when the sun goes down. And that's worse in winter because it goes down so damn early. So I've gotta deal with that so much more

But what helps? Vitamin D supplements? UV lights? Nope!

This:

a bright ass light between my window and blinds, behind my blackout curtain (my eyes are sensitive) that kinda sorta looks like it might be day outside.

That's it.

Is it a good illusion? Nope. Am I tricking myself? No I know the sun went down. It's literally just one window in my entire apartment.

Do I feel better? Yup

[nomaishuttle]

like itpisses me awfff actually my mom outting me. bc my family on my dads side is like. fairly conservative. and she just went in calling me connor using he him like. dude. do you wanna hse a tiny bit of fuckin tact. i didnt ask her to do that and she NEVER considered what name she should use for me. and like. luckily my extended family Just kinda went with it i think bc they felt guilty for. The zoo. and related events LOL. and theyve been rly good abt it even my papaw and i wasnt sure he would. so yk... but i wish i had like. gotten to choose who knew yk. IDK basically

[josematalobos]

+ luz / + espacio! - + light / + space!

Acrílicos, 60 x 80 cm

https://www.instagram.com/matalobosworking/

[h-azzy]

I did this ages ago but I’m doing it again coz my bedside table at my house now is truly chaotic and has a lot of crap on it

I need to clean it😂

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand