#sadly she is straight

[yourelocaltransdude]

I was just about to say "you should see how much your making me question my sexuality"

In response to

"You should see my camera roll lol"

[marlini]

that striking girl keeps sitting opposite me in the seminar... must she continue to torment me with her profile

[moeblob]

A lil guy !

[dwaynepride]

god i made this gif bc it was so cute and funny but i never used it for a fic and i think that's so sad

[grantmentis]

IMO my pwhl free agent ranking of who’s still available

Please note I’m only doing players who were under contact last year and not undrafted free agents

Tier One: their phone should be buzzing

Daryl watts, Michela Cava, Hannah Miller, Kateřina Mrázová,

All these players were highly productive on their teams last season and are immediate impact players

Tier two: maybe not the first call, but should be highly sought after

Kaleigh Fratkin, Rebecca Leslie, Lauriane Rougeau, Gabrielle David, Claire Dalton, Abbey Levy, Sandra Abstreiter

These are proven players who had decent years, but may be called after tier one players and some draft picks get settled in to see where they fit in the roster .

Tier 3: building out your roster

Emma woods, Emma Greco, Lexie Adzija, Gigi Marvin, Amanda Pelkey, Sarah Bujold, Liz Schepers, Melissa Channell, Paetyn Levis, Kayla Vespa,

Fits into two groups; those who are Swiss army type middle six / pairing players who can play up and down the lineup. players who will still be third/fourth liners of depth defenders but were extremely effective in that spot, bumping them up a tier.

Tier Four: quality depth players

Madison Packer, Alexandra Labelle, Olivia Knowles, Carly Jackson, Sarah Lefort, Leah Lum, Jillian Dempsey, Madison Bizal, Catherine Dubois, Taylor Wenczkowski, Kelly babstock, Cami Kronish, Claire Butorac, Amanda Leveille, Lauren Bench, Shiann Darkangelo, Rachel McQuigge, Johanna Fällman, Lindsey post

Third/ fourth liners and third pair defender and goalies. Some of these players have a specific niche they fill, a lot are veterans, thus making me think they’ll get some early training camp invites. Unfortunately with a tight cap and limited spaces, it’s possible not all will be signed, but all will be considered

Tier four: reserves

Sam Cogan, Jess jones, Maude Poulin-Labelle, Jessica Kondas, Emma Keenan, Alexa Vasko, Kaitlin Willoughby, Liliane Perreault, Alexandra Poznikoff, Catherine Daoust, Madison Bizal, Brigitte Laganière, Nicole Kosta, Abby Cook, Brooke Bryant, Clair DeGeorge, Dominique Kremer, Nikki Nightengale, Akane Shiga, Rosalie Demers, Sammy Davis, Sam Isbell, Malia Schneider, Emma Buckles, Lauren MacInnis, Carley Olivier, Olivia Zafuto, Alexa Gruschow, Taylor Baker,

A lot of these players here either played little last year or were already reserves, or are playing a position/niche that is overcrowded. Many of these players are talented and could def earn a spot for a team that they gel right with, but likely wouldn’t be until after training camp. This tier is pretty close to tier three and probs a lot of overlap depending on a coaches evaluation of how players fit in their system

Tier ?: the unknown

Sydney Brodt, Mikyla Grant Mentis, Audrey-Anne Veillette, Ann-Sophie Bettez, Caitrin Lonergan, Fanni Garát-Gasparics, Kristin Della Rovere

These players did not play a lot last year due to various circumstances but were pretty impactful / took on high end roles when they did. Because of that, they separate themselves from other players who saw limited minutes and may be ore sought after. The exception is Veillette, who straight up DNP due to injury, but was thought pretty highly of when drafted. Bettez is also a weird one here because though she missed a lot this year, everyone knows what she’s capable of, but I don’t think she’d be willing to leave Montreal

[atigrado]

lowkey i think most of the backlash against lily orchard is just transmisogyny..

not in the sense that she isnt an absolutely abysmal person but in the sense that TMEs see a trans woman without voice training and very aggressively voicing her opinions and preemptively are at least skeeved by her for not being constantly self conscious of performing femeninity in ways they wouldnt ask of even cis women, then they look for the actual bad stuff she did and does and use that as an excuse to hate her openly (and often with the same needlesly inflammatory attitude they criticize of her) rather than caring abt that bad stuff just bc it's harming someone..

[ardenrosegarden]

Obsessed with magiefish's post about the bunker as tragedy that takes root in the lives in the characters before the story even begins. I'm not sure I was able to capture the essence of it perfectly, but I loveeee the idea of it playing into how Frictional writes the characters' best traits/impulses often being the very thing that dooms them ❤︎❤︎❤︎

[kayayayayayayayayayayayaya]

[IMPORTANT]

Lixue appreciation post!

Also friendly reminded to Go read Second honkai eruption Manga!

[six-improbable-things]

Ended up accidentally quoting Inigo Montoya during today's session... I don't regret it at all.

Yes, this is the snake that kills you if you swear, so Rook swore at it a bunch on purpose to piss him off and draw his attention. Andrassi (the snake) had eaten Rook's dear friend Jay the night before, and Rook was um, more than a little mentally unstable going into this fight, plus extremely sleep-deprived. I was really happy with my improv here though. It felt badass.

Rook also ended up killing Andrassi himself, which was very fitting:

This was with a held action, too, so there's a giant snake's head barreling down on Rook, and he just stands his ground and sticks his entire fucking arm into the snake's mouth and just hopes he can kill it before it swallows him whole...

Honestly every single one of us was shocked that Rook didn't die this combat. And he honestly probably should have given that he got paralyzed via Hold Person, and took one auto-crit that took out 60 of his 63 max hp. Insanely, he never even went down. (Actually no one did?? We got SO lucky. Thank our cleric for a really clutch casting of Insect Plague, and some nice Mass Healing Words and a Mass Cure Wounds from the bard.)

[comradecowplant]

so things are not going well with my new elderly socdem friend unfortunately.

[eyepatchdate]

ok if i go with this AAAaM massacre!route dream idea. i DO have to figure out which goddess flynn would imagine being there (said goddess taking on a voyeuristic role, downplayed as the succubus barely needs to characterize someone uninvolved with the scene--aka VERY npc).

anyways. Current best answer to me is toki actually

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

In case it's hard to read/understand: "If I had a nickel for every time I had a story with a blonde girl named after a plant, who has a German father and a French mother but absolutely hates said mom, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."

weird, extremely-specific tropes in my stories: pt 1

[joelletwo]

oh was it the yuri that wouldve worked to get the rest of u into the after god lbing. theres insane yuri in it too. bout equal amounts

[sophieswundergarten]

circus au circus au!! i just love kate so much because she was my first queer crush and so she is special to my heart <3

ok wait i think it would be very funny if kate knew nathaniel in the circus too and when he starts doing the weird tricks with the little figurines of the people she raises one eyebrow and goes "well, nathaniel, this isn't going to get you re-employed"

martina's just sitting there wondering how she got here

Oh goodness. Kate being all passive aggressive because she isn't scared of him at all while Martina is just getting ever more confused

So, like, Curtain quits the circus at some point AFTER meeting Kate, and then still goes off to become a supervillain. Kate recognizes him faster than Nicholas because she's like "Oh yeah. I've seen this dramatic flair before" afjfjdjdsj

[fragiledate]

tall and tan and young and lovely

[ssaalexblake]

There’s nobody i love more than the people giffing STP. I Need the early warning for what’s gonna happen in the episodes and you provide a vital service. I could not go in blind to these episodes, I need that buffer period first.