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If you've got a friend that you know can't remember shit, and you feel like it'd be rude to remind them about something that's coming up beforehand just in case they did remember something they signed up for and now you feel bad for implying that you don't trust their memory, and you know that there's a 90% chance that they won't remember the thing unless you remind them, here's a tip from someone with a Can't Remember Shit Disease:

Instead of simply reminding them about the event, just ask them about a specific detail involved in it instead. If you know that The Thing is on next week's friday, and the last moment you need confirmation whether they're coming or not is this thursday, instead of texting

"Hey you remember we have the thing on next week's friday, right?"

you can text some specific question - regardless of whether the info itself is important to you or not - that clarifies when the event is, like

"Hey are you going to be driving to the thing next week's friday, or is someone giving you a ride? We'll need to plan parking beforehand."

Because in case they did remember the thing, they can just answer you for the question you asked. And if they didn't remember and go "OH SHIT IT'S NEXT WEEK I COMPLETELY FORGOT", you still gave them the reminder they needed just the same.

I don't personally get insulted when people gently remind me that they know that I can't remember shit, and most self-aware memory problem people don't either, but if you're worried that it would feel rude to remind people about things you're worried they might've forgotten, this is a good way to circumvent that.

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i dont "Practice" anything. i Rawdog it. And if im not good first try i GIVE UP.

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Car wash fundraiser for Tboy Wrestling

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i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding

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one of my friends started going on dates with her mailman but he cut things off and now it's like a situation where she's seeing her "ex" (lack of better term) like every day because he's her mailman

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why do the words caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing. Shouldn't they be rival jobs that undo each others progress

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the heir of the notorious matoba clan has a sweet tooth

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> looking at a new popular collectible

> ask the people if it's objects or gambling

> they don't understand

> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling

> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"

> look up how to buy a collectible

> its gambling

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did you know? you can meet people who will love you unconditionally for who you are. but watch out! the distance

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anime vs live action

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You have to get up pretty early in the morning to lead your gift horse across that burnt bridge but you can’t make a watched horse eat all your cans of worms in one basket

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Shot, in constant pain, now malnourished

Hi everyone. Thank you all so much for your help with Karim's medical supplies. Thanks to all your generous donations, we were able to raise the target amount.

With the first part of the campaign, Lina was able to buy some painkillers and a back brace for his broken vertebrae, pictured below:

Unfortunately, though the back brace is necessary for his vertebrae to heal, it also causes him to be in constant pain due to the nerve damage. With the money from the second part of the campaign, Lina will continue to buy painkillers and to cover the cost of going to the hospital and back every week.

Sadly, due to the man-made famine in Gaza, Karim's condition has been getting worse for a while now. Lina told me that the doctors have classified him as malnourished, like many in Gaza. His weight has dropped all the way down to 39kg. In the USA, the average weight for a young man of his age (20-29) is 85kg. He urgently needs food, ideally with protein, for his injury to truly heal.

Though the previous campaign just met its goal, the urgency unfortunately has not lessened. Lina desperately needs help to afford food. She is not only taking care of Karim, she also has two very young children, and survival gets more and more difficult every day.

Campaign link:

Please help. It's not too late.

0/500$

I know it's a lot to ask, but if just 50 people give 10$, the goal is achievable. Even if you don't have 10$ to give anymore, maybe you can help this post reach someone who does.

If you have any questions, please feel free to reach out to me or Lina (@linoomk) directly.

✅ Find Lina’s original vetting here.

📸 Previous fundraising posts for Lina with photos, details, proof of donations received, etc.

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i knew looking into the twitter kinktober thing ppl are making fun of would irritate me and IT DID!!! "theyre taking the kink out of a kink event" they seem to be taking the noncon+power dynamics out of a kink event i get so BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when all kink has to be noncon and power exchange. get creative get silly get out of the edgy box or at least let me do so

gjhbdfg wait i wanna have an opinion on a zeitgeist. hang on