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Warren’s life fucking sucks LMAO
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I'm gonna lose my mind. How has he survived at all? He's so pathetic, and I need him animalisticly.
#apex legends#apex brainrot#apex#get out of my head#apex mirage#mirage#mirage apex legends#apex legends mirage#elliott witt#sad pathetic man#and i need him
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Sticking with one artstyle: a major test of strength
Lack of motivation and overthinking will be the death of me-
#sad pathetic man#me after eating all of Robbie’s souls snipes#identity v#idv#idv first officer#idv jose baden#jose baden
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WIP time!!!

I forgot I drew this last night. And no wonder because it was like five in the morning? Lol
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@terra-713 *grabs you by the shoulders* for some reason I can't see your reblog properly but this!!! The water women idea, oh my gosh!!!! This for the Hephaestus könig!!! Especially since Hephaestus has relations with a sea nymp named Cabeiro! In his mythology.
König broken hearted since he doesn't have his 'lover' anymore then finding comfort in a water women/ lady as beautiful as a nymph!!!!

#könig x black reader#cod könig#konig x reader#rambling#listen i really just like Hephaestus könig#sad pathetic man#my writing#you're so big brain for that entire reblog
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guys i need a boyfriend i need a metalhead boyfriend i beg i am talking to two of them but my autisticisity is scaring them away i think i need the tiktok rizz app
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I don't care what anyone says, I just KNOW Viktor clocked this man's pathetic, neglected shelter dog rizz the second they met and immediately fell head over heels for him. Argue with the wall.
#he likes his men just like i do: pathetic#his sad brown eyes and loserboy personality have captivated me#viktor knew what he was doing#arcane#jayce x viktor#arcane season 1#arcane season 2#arcane viktor#arcane jayce#jayvik#arcane jayvik#viktor#jayce#arcane brainrot#like seriously though he's such a wet cat of a man i love him so much
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simon not leaving reader alone because he's usually the one that fucks his lover until the only thing they can babble out is his name and then slinks out the front door before they wake but not you. you'd gone and bounced on him until he was the one choking on his spit, wiped his cum off your pussy with his shirt then ordered a ride home.
(him outside your porch with food because obviously you left without so much as a water bottle. he'd come over with the purpose of one upping you- leave you bent over your second hand dinner table with your jeans around your ankles and yet there he was again, getting shook awake that it's time for him to go back home.)
#he's pathetic#sad really#even soap can tell the man is head over heels#but he knows better than to go try and make sense with simon
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let me out
#this update was a beautiful mix of fkcng clown music and impending doom. this was excellent in every way#malleus stuck on all our phones. sad pathetic little man. he is banging on the screen demanding freedom and we r giggling#i had exactly two hours of free time after work/errands and before bed to do this. no sketch no finished work just vibes#very excited to see him hornless. or maybe the power of love will sway him instead. asta's hug comic i think of u fondly#catríona's ever changing style choices strikes again. i love flexibility. i wanted it kinda rough and lots of grit/texture. tasty#color that pops. yea#work is feeling more ominous with each passing day on whether i will remain employed but we shall see!!!!! we shall see!!!!!#i added lettie on teams for sanity. it's a must#twst#twstファンアート#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#twst silver#yea i snuck him in there on the banner. its me DUH what did u expect#pshh as if i could draw plot art of malleus and not slap my boy in there#suntails
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babe, wake up, new white guy just dropped
#ik im like 23 million years late to drawing this guy. everyones probably over him alr 💀#but idk i see bloody man i draw im just that simple#i have 0 knowledge about him apart from the fact that he gives off this pathetic sad wet cat vibes#milkman#thats not my neighbor#thats not my neighbour milkman#francis mosses#my art#WAIT I FORGOR THE TWS#tw blood
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I need to cuddle him and tell him, it's gonna be okay.

Look at him. I want to die
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Watched The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent today and this was the exact moment I fell in love with this dumbass omg 😭
#the unbearable weight of massive talent#javi gutierrez#pedro pascal#im not sure if i loved or hated this movie tbh#but it was definitely something#will watch again just to see pedro pascal on his knees begging for his life ngl#im a simple gay man#i like my men wet sad and pathetic#something he is all 3 of in this shitshow of a film
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he's got that sadness about him you only see in catholic stained glass windows




#sacha dhawan you were born to play sad pathetic guys#never seen a sadder man#the master#doctor who#spymaster#dhawan master
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Broke: Lizzie died first because the Canary Curse was transferred to her via Seablings. (Boring) (Cop Out) (Implies women cannot be cringefail enough on their own merit)
Woke: Lizzie spent the entire season being ignored and forgotten to the extent that the universe itself forgot about her and let her die before the canary simply because it didn’t care (tragic!) (interesting!) (makes me want to gnaw on the walls!)
#lizzie didn’t spend an entire season being sad and pathetic all on her own just for her character to be reduced to an extension of a man’s#ldshadowlady#secret life spoilers#secret life#secret life smp#life series#trafficblr
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Creepy old guy
#beetlejuice#beetlejuice musical#betlegeuse#character design#lydia deetz#art#digital art#fanart#can u tell I like bugs#I wanted him to have wings so bad but having them visible all the time made the design feel cluttered#and having him just shapeshift them sometimes feels cheap especially when I dont want him to fly with them anyway#and then I was like.... elytra coat.....#He looks like he has blush on his face but that is just mold#I finished watching the musical finally and im absolutely in love with it. Has to be one of my top musicals of all time#and its definitely my favorite portrayal of beetlejuice too#How am I supposed to resist when hes so sad and miserable and pathetic#Youre telling me hes a silly little guy AND he sings???? Get this man his green card
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thinking about solas having a breakdown as soon as him and lavellan enter the fade. like he cried already, but i’m talking full body sobs, collapsing to the floor inconsolable while lavellan hugs him to her, grounding him in a sea of his emotions, knowing that he needs to get this out.
he grieves for the friends lost, both to time and his actions, and cries from the realization that for the first time in his life he can do what he wants. he isn’t sworn to avenge a memory of a friend, or a people long lost, but to only the promise he has made to himself to atone for his past mistakes.
he is a man that has been haunted by the regrets of his past, fueled by the guilt of his actions, but for the first time since he took a human form, he is truly free to do what it is he wishes, not in service of a god, but in service of himself.
and at his side he has the one person in the world who never expected or wanted him to be more than he is. not a savior, or a god, a loyal follower, or an enemy. she just wants him to be solas
#i like to make myself sad sometimes#but also i need this man pathetic on his knees please#dragon age#datv#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#dragon age veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers#solas#solas dragon age#solavellan hell#solavellan
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