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No one ever: ........
Fantine: My favorite genre is ... sad french people.
`SAD FRENCH PEOPLE.`
/ ...this is iconic.
When it comes to Victor Hugo, we all just need to stick together at this point because it's all about the sad french people. Also the racist and horny ... and angry french people too. ngl.
#from the writer of claude frollo#when two victor hugo characters get to talking#okay but this#sad french people#les miserables#the hunchback of notre dame musical#the hunchback of notre dame#hond#victor hugo#claude frollo meets jean valjean or javert
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@d0x13l0v3r i had to see this so you do too :)
I think this trend thing is so old help but I saw a South Park one and I was like “omg!! I wanna do thaf”
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ok ok ok I get it now I get why everyone was telling me to watch this oh my GOD
#whoever wrote the french subtitles : I love you and I'm forever in debt to you before the laws of god & men#dear LORD you guys are not fucking around#thank god for the russian valois#a fruity chicot and a henri that looks like a long sad bean what more does a girl need#also idk how to explain but they found people who look french like I believe it#chicot ? could be my uncle#lddm#watchalong#grafinya de monsoro
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Offering to you all some sandy doodles in these trying times
#genshin impact#sandrone#Coming out to say that I think that sandrone genuinely has one of the prettiest designs in genshin#kinda makes me sad that no one really gives a shit about her except for like 5 other people#somewhat understandable though#cause she got like a total of one (1) line from the lazzo trailer and her big ass robot takes up 70% of the screen when she DOES appear#but anyways thats not deterring me from being deranged about her nowadays#She's smart. She's talented. She's mean. She commits atrocities against man on the regular. Shes French#She has it all#also i have no idea why it took me so long to actually draw her with ball joints bc she looks really neat with em imo
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Are yall the type to have one huge playlist or a bunch of mini playlists that have certain moods and genres put into them
- sincerely someone with a playlist filled with 4K songs
#no I'm not joking#everytime i say this people flinch#like yes I do just randomly scroll#yes I do get whiplash#with Hamilton's satisfied being right after N25's cover of Kitty#shocked? don't be#yes it switched from kpop to j city pop to just French to Russian#MY PLAYLIST RESEMBLES MY MOOD SWINGS#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#adds the tags#anyways I'm a firm believer Asher just has a big ASS playlist#convince me otherwise you will not#NAWT DOJA CAT COMING ON#joking this song kinda hits#I had ice cream by BP in this playlist for a while and I didn't realize because I rarely get to the middle part#of the playlist#so I promptly REMOVED that song#there's also like certain parts of my playlist where you could tell I was smoking that good shit#because it's just BANGER AFter BANGER AFTER BANGER#NO SKIPS#JUST STRAIGHT BANGERS#and then there's the parts that are sad#happy#twerkable#and so forth#it's very funny
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I’m so goddamn tired. I hate it here so fucking badly. I hate it here. It’s 2024. We know better and yet we are pushing these ads and these dogs everywhere, STILL - why do we as a society love animal cruelty so much?? I will never understand.
I’m going to be brutally honest - people are stupid. People will not open their phones to google for three minutes before buying an expensive dog, that lives for 15 years - and media affects people IMMENSELY. Remember how everyone and their mom got a husky (an extremely hard dog to keep, because they’re working sled dogs) after game of thrones? How every single child got a rat after ratattouille, and how most likely a lot of them were abandoned? This happens with frenchies and pugs as well because they are featured EVERYWHERE.
”Oh wow its so ugly i love it ;;” ”Oh it’s so cute I want one!!” No. Dogs who need surgery where you cut their nostrils open just to be able to breathe a /little/ better is not something you should want or support. Animal cruelty is not something you should want or support.
This is a chart for assessing stenotic (pinched) nares in brachycephalic dogs. The open nares seen here are not even actual normal nares - this is what they look like in non-brachy dogs.
There is no other way to say this: these dogs can’t breathe. That’s why they make noises like little pigs - they can’t actually get sufficient air into their lungs because their airways are so closed. They are partially suffocating - every single minute of every day.
Here’s the reasons why:
- the nostrils are closed. you can see how hard and panic-inducing it is to ”breathe” like that by pinchig your own nostrils for a little while. it’s very common to have surgery to cut the nostrils open - but even if it might help a little bit they’re only ONE reason why these dogs suffer
- the face is flattened - this is why the tongue cant actually fit in their mouths, which of course makes the tongue constantly dry and uncomfortable. they also have teeth problems because, again, the teeth literally cant fit in their mouths. they also can’t cool down the way dogs normally do by panting - because the area in their nasal cavity where this happens is extremely small. this, together with the breathing issue, makes them extremely prone to over-heating and dying as a result.
- their soft palates are, again, too big for their mouths and make the dogs’ airways more closed as a result. surgery to cut this soft tissue away is common.
- their laryngeal sacculis are often inverted - think of a pocket of your trousers that is turned inside out. these sacs are located in the back of the throat and further obstruct the airways
- laryngeal collapse is also not uncommon
- their tracheas are VERY thin. That’s why breeding for a different type of bulldog and pug etc is important and thats why ONLY opening the nares and lengthening the snout is not the answer - if the trachea is the dimension of a straw, they will still be unable to breathe properly - and you can’t assess this without image diagnostics, of course…
- because these dogs struggle to breathe and are prone to over-heating they can have trouble exercising and this easily get overweight. The extra fat will collect around the neck, amongst other places, and this can pinch the anatomy of the throat and airways of the neck even further
- some symptoms of BOAS (brachycephalic obstructive airway syndrome) that people find ~cute and unique include:
-> snoring loudly and snorting when breathing. This is because of the obstructed airways and means they struggle to breathe both while asleep and while exercising/walking
-> ”smiling” (pulling corners of the mouth up) and rolling the tip of the tongue is something seen when the dog is labouring to breathe
-> these dogs often find toys to keep in their mouths when they sleep - this is not normal, they do this deliberately because they can’t breathe.
-> these dogs are the ONLY dogs who will be happy about having a tube inserted into their trachea while undergoing surgery. Normally you remove this the second the dog starts to come to - because it is extremely uncomfortable having essentially a straw inside your airways - but for brachy dogs they enjoy being able to breathe fairly comfortably and they will sit fully awake with the tube for long periods of time. It’s heartbreaking.
PLEASE don’t get these dogs and please call out advertisements etc promoting them - because we all know that they are already extremely popular and that marketing sells even more of them. It’s downright evil, and it’s animal cruelty in the name of ~marketing. Yes of course there’s a lot of them in shelters needing adoption - BUT it’s very important to know what you’re getting into. A lot of these dogs DO need surgery to be able to breathe at least partially, and these are invasive and very expensive.
This was just off the top of my head but here’s a link with more info -> BOAS in dogs
#animal welfare#french bulldog#pug#deadpool & wolverine#sorry i know this is likely too long for anyone to actually read but i saw this as soon as i woke up and i get so extremely sad and upset#why do we not care about animal abuse and animal welfare?#why are we SO informed and rightfully advocating for so many good things#and then we’ll turn around and say ’oh i want one!’ about dogs who shouldn’t even exist#and cruelly mock and bully and judge people for not wanting to contribute to the absolutely horrific meat industry?#anyways……. i hate it here 🥰🤗🤗#wearing my ’trust me i’m a vet’ t-shirt#that i don’t own because i refuse to acknowledge the fact that i am….
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Got it ? Good.
#qsmp#respect in QSMP#qsmp fanart#qsmp eggs#like. we are so fucking done with the xenofobia#ever since the Brazilians were announced on the server this has been happening I fucking can’t#and not just with the Brazilian community#the French community too#and it’s so sad#this wasn’t supposed to be like this#quackity would be very disappointed to see that SOME people are treating other’s like that
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I believe that the only reason why mashima didn't give team friends or fucking and their children jobs that do not have any destruction is cause lucy would be the only one having something to contribute
#lucy heartfilia#fairy tail#natsu dragneel#nalu#gray fullbuster#erza scarlet#wendy marvell#happy#carla#team natsu#my girl lucy is SMART#she's like book smart#AND people forget that she lived by herself for an year on the streets before going to ft!!!!#she fr has street smarts and knowledge#and i hc her knowing like 5-6 languages#<<<<the prev tag has been sad cause all the rich heirs ik that are in line to inherit an international or national business conglomerates or#companies know minimum 4-5 languages#like#they know their mother tongue local language english french/german/italian/russian (euro lang) japanese/chinese/korean (east asian lang)#and some even push that further by learning an ancient language like greek/latin/sanskrit#SOME ARE EVEN WORSE#THEY LEARN FUCKING TRIBAL LANGUAGES#i hate them and love them fr#today i learnt the restrictions of 140 characters tag limit#i hate it#help i noticed a typo 😭#it's the prev tag has been said cause***
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The decision to convince Kira that she’s a secret cardassian spy with surprise body modifications and an Earnest Father Figure was absolutley unhinged. Is the Obsidian Order run by Cobra Commander? Dr. Drakken?? Friggin Spy Vs Spy himself???
#also it almost WORKS#that’s the worst part#on paper this is the stupidest plan that’s ever been undertaken#in practice it is surprisingly effective#except the obsidian order routinely forgets to factor in The Power Of Love and is summarily thwarted#well the power of love and also Garak#this is actually a very emotional episode#Kira’s cardassian father figure makes me unreasonably sad#REGARDLESS#I’m giving the obsidian order the biggest side-eye#there had to be a better way to flush out a traitor come on guys#Star Trek#French trek#ds9#obsidian order#nerys Kira#this just in: the obsidian order is just COBRA but it escaped the 80s and can kill people for realsies now#G.I. Joe#Kim possible#spy vs spy
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in osis does isa have a mdp type sequence? :3
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You see who you used to be. Before you changed. They look so small. You have to look down at them now.
Are you really all that different? Aren't you just the same person deep down?
It's just you, after all. When you look past the shield you show others.
Oh Change. Oh Change.
#basil answers#asks#skyistheground#in stars and time spoilers#isat spoilers#of stitches in sequence#I SPENT TOO LONG THINKING ABOUT THIS ASK AND MY CEREAL GOT SOGGY. SAD.#also if people know french and this doesnt translate im *so* sorry.#the lower one i *know* doesnt translate quite correct but thats because the top one should be right???? i hope??? maybe???#and its a riff on that one????
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guys I found a neat thing you can do
On the game, go to the feedback tab. Click it.
You'll come to this page. Click the suggestion box box.
Complain about all the white people.
Submit it.
Help pressure them into getting more diversity.
#genshin impact#Genshin#natlan#kinich#diversity#diversify#Honestly the amount of white people in Genshin is both sad and unrealistic.#make a change#kachina#mualani#mavuika#natlan characters#sumeru characters#sumeru#I guess Fontainians are french#Mondstat are german#I think#Inazuma and Liyue are pretty similar so they get a pass#blacklivesmatter
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“How many tears I saw him shed over the violence of the revolutionary government and over the prolongation of a dreadful regime, which he only aspired to temper with institutions.”
Once, when scrolling through the frev tag I saw a letter posted by @orpheusmori (if memory serves correctly) that was written by a friend of Saint Just. It’s lived in my mind for quite some time, and the final line is one that can really put my mind in a chokehold.
So, as a result.. I had to draw this. Why is it that I always draw when I need to be sleeping…
#it is 5:30 am at present#I need to be asleep.#but no instead I’m drawing sad artwork about dead French men.#I am tired and so is my art tablet.#frev#french revolution#claws out for the main 5#louis antoine saint just#saint just#I always get struck by how people who knew him personally describe him#to quote a text to my friend….#thermidorians: he was a heartless cold emotionless monster who killed people especially if he didnt like them!!#people who actually interacted with the guy especially outside of work: are we.. are we talking about the same guy??#whAt KiNd Of SpIkEd FrUiT pUnCh ARe YoU oN????#if you get the fruit punch reference you have been here for a while.
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#vent#rant#just a small reflection I had#I had a sad encounter with someone new#They were going all “cringe culture is dead! weird is good!”#then they didn't seem to like the way I am#I mean#I do change the ambient of a room when I enter#not that I want to#idk why#I just do#I'd be wearing regular clothing and people still turn their heads around and make an eerie silence when I enter the room#:(#I'm not rude#I knock I say hi#I don't mean to make my presence so huge you can't talk :(#see#this is why I dress however I feel#that way I can at least blame people's weird unreadable reactions on me looking like I would punch any fascist on sight#(or my teacher if he tries to slide french military propaganda in class again 💢)#maybe I'm the problem#lmao
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ok ok I like and prefer older brother America
But i love and am obsessed with older sister America
#It makes me have so many feelings#like a relatively young??America being left alone to protect and fend for her feral little French brother all while facing the world as a#young looking immortal female nation?? whos' people have already chased her down and killed her at least once#how she had to grow up so much faster then even Alfred did#how all she wanted to do as a young colony/girl was protect her little brother from feeling anymore sadness and from seeing the pain she#is experiencing due to being a young woman/girl#parentification being a direct result of Arthurs sexism and the gender norms of the time#she grows to resent her role as her brothers caregiver but LOVES him so much since he really is her only family#it breaks her heart to finally put herself and her people first#she hides so much of her experience from him just so she can protect him but like it ends up causing problems cus he is big time confused#uggg many thoughts#nyo america#hws canada
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everybody please consider the fact that solaris is probably a native swiss-french speaker with me okay??
#ieytd#commander solaris#i've known for months that she's probably a french native but i just learned yesterday that french and swiss-french have unique quirks#like. swiss-french sounds more antiquated because they use a lot of words that classic-french has replaced with modern equivalents?#also apparently classic-french people find swiss-french accents unsexy. SAD. dw solaris they're so wrong. and youre so sexy okay??#your voice? solaris?#i have a comic i would make abt this concept but i've been holding off on it bc i'm trying to decide whether it would be worth it to-#-actually use french (a language i do not know) or to bite the bullet and translate it into english so i don't. mess up the french.#i guess you'll see if i make it
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talking to my old trainer at the barn i used to work at because i need references and she sent me this picture of my horse friend
and i feel this image in my chest in a bad way lol. girl his spine. 🥴
#i love him very much and i hate knowing that he has to live in a stall and work in ways that hurt his body#it kind of looks like he's lost some topline since i was last there a couple years ago too which is like. predictable but sad#and the way this barn is “one of the better ones” like they don't treat people like shit the horses do not compete are not subject to many#of the worse techniques out there like they dont use spurs theyre not held chin to chest they dont beat the shit out of them etc#it could be worse. but this is still bad and kind of heartbreaking#but they think he's doing awesome. and they have the best of intentions and care about the horses a lot#just not enough to listen to anyone except for one specific french guy about how horses and dressage work lol it's very. silly#i think they are a little slow on business lately. possibly due to not updating their horse management/training practices since 1970.....#i mean it does also cost at least $2000/month to board your horse there lmao#if you are REALLY into niche as hell horse communities you may recognize this arena but if you do pretend you didn't please#me
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