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House MD will spend an entire season glorifying medical malpractice, inventing new ways to be racist ableist and misogynistic, queerbaiting both within and without the narrative, etc. but the final few episodes will be the most fucked up, psychological, 4D chess introspectives you’ve ever seen that will make you reevaluate your life and the power of metaphor. Good fucking god.
#house#house md#hate crimes md#YES I’m talking about the houses head / wilsons heart shit I literally can’t think about it without getting full body chills#like why did that have to go so HARD????#and s1’s house’s leg episode and the cuddy/vicodin shit in s6 BRUH….#what was in the water in that writers room??????#houseposting
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Thinking about the post that says "Congratulations! You've fallen for that character's facade" but it's about how Ginger Fitzgerald and Jennifer Check's relationship to monsterhood is misinterpreted as a #FemaleRage and #GoodForHer girlboss power fantasy instead of tragedies about about kids way over their heads surviving a traumatic assault that robbed them of their humanity and now lash out in a desperately grip for some resemblence of power.
#malu.text#ginger snaps#jennifer's body#and in the case of ginger snaps people actively ignore the whole incest thing#Plus; I've also seen an essay comparing negatively Jennifer's Body to Mexican Gothic bc of J.B.'s treatment of race (Which I agree!)#and because Jennifer was essentially punching down by killing guys whose biggest crime was thinking she was kinda hot#and I blame more the internet than the author bc Yeah; that was the point. It was the internet that made it into a feminist power fantasy#when it wasn't supposed to be.
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Adrien: I keep dreaming about Ladybug coming in through my window and carrying me out of my room to the roof of my mansion. We cuddle as the police arrest my father for the murder of my mom.
Nino: Dude… that’s dark.
Adrien: You clearly don’t know a thing about romance.
Alya: No, that’s weird. Even Marinette would… Marinette?
Marinette: (interested) Is the sunsetting as it’s happening?
Adrien: (smiles) it is. See!? Marinette gets it.
#miraculous ladybug#ml#no body no crime au#ml au#ml s*** posts#Ladrien#adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng#alya cesaire#nino lahiffe#no body no crime
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no but the fact that genya and baghra found everyone by searching for david's heartbeat... and then she returned to the last place she saw him only to search for his heartbeat again and find nothing.... please getting eaten by shadow creatures would be less painful
#anyways i'm a david is alive truther yall he's out there#no body no crime amiright#sab netflix#shadow & bone spoilers#shadow and bone#s&b season 2#david kostyk#genya safin
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i know last post was supposed to be sexualizing it etc but also can’t help but think wow the amount of guys who have told me stuff along the lines of how they would want to kill me is crazy actually
#s/o to my dad first and foremost for once telling me while we were watching a true crime show that he if he ever killed me he would make#sure my body would never be found and would take care of it forever. like wow okay that’s crazy lol
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What does everyone think of Nigel Forbes-Colbie ever getting pregnant? It doesn't matter how you interpret it: Omegaverse, males can get pregnant Au, Trans! Nigel. Just tell me your guys' headcanons of Nigel's pregnancy: The changes, the hardships, the softness, and the vulnerabilities.
#murderous intent#like minds 2006#like minds#alex forbes#nigel colbie#Alex Forbes X Nigel Colbie#Nigel Colbie x Alex Forbes#If you guys haven't noticed my recent posts I've been feeling way too soft for this fandom#Like#Too soft#And it's both Nigel and Alex's fault for making me too soft when all I want is to cause chaos and do crimes#To be honest I'd like to Imagine Nigel's pregnancy as an arduous one: Swollen feet . Sore back. Weird cravings. Mood swings. Everything.#And he isn't used to seeing himself get swollen with life each and every day. While Alex is so gullible first thing in the morning because#of the baby bump growing every single day. And Nigel getting rounder every week.#Sure. Nigel is enjoying being pampered by Alex with all these services and gifts but sometimes he thinks that he isn't that attractive#Anymore for Alex. And that while he's carrying his children he will leave him like a used toy.#He'd have instances where he'd feel conflicting feelings for their child and think of possibilities of removing her from his body#But he'd soon regret it. He just breaks down into tiny little pieces of ever thinking of their daughter that way. His and ALEX"S#He can never stomach killing her. He can never stomach ruining her beautiful life that he has yet witnessed.#He still has his self-harm tendencies but he avoids it. He avoids harming his angel. His miracle. His life.#He wants to be a good father to his child. He wants to nurture her. Feed her knowledge and love. Cater to her needs and be at her beck#and call: be a father.#Alex knows what's happening to Nigel. They talk. And they talk everyday. He knows how much it can be hard for Nigel during his pregnancy#And he will always be there to protect his spouse and his unborn child.#He will spite their original purpose in order to create their own purpose. Which Nigel had a hard time letting go of.#It was hard. Seeing the history that made them into the people they are today. But it had to#they had to change#change for their family.#For their miracle.#And Nigel seeing Alex being this doting makes him fall for him ten times more
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Also can we talk about how much Miles sees dead bodies? He's often seen at the crime scene, investigating alongside the police. He's even been the first to find a number of bodies.
I can't see that being good for his mental health. Aside from the initial shock of finding a body, I can't imagine he feels much of anything at bodies anymore - no matter how clean or messy the kill was.
#♞ I Know Those Eyes || Headcanon#it's like. usually the crime scene is cleaned up by the time the defense attorney(s) arrive on the scene#but miles is There while everything is still bloody and the body present#it's. ough. it cannot be good for him
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#gif#gif edit#paramount pictures#mark wahlberg#anthony mackie#dwayne johnson#tony shalhoub#michael bay#1990's#miami#crime#true story#body building#murder#movie gifs#cinema
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Fic idea where Book Kaz gets transported into the show and immediately starts killing bitches
#it's his mirror-verse but NOT sexy#he'd probably straight up kill show Kaz JUST for the crime of owning Inej's contract alone#but I think he'd set fire to the body for the awful fucking drip#anti shadow and bone#anti s&b#kaz brekker#soc#six of crows
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open my head and there's Donatella Rettore on loop
full uncropped page:
#tloz#skullkid#skull kid#eska (batim)#oitesch#spidersona#spider tea#random draws#body horror tw#unreality#implied self harm#only in the lyrics of the song#spider tea's got those bandaids bc she fights crime#three ocs and a fandesign and my Terrible Terrible Anatomy#specificatamente sono in fissa con la cover che ha fatto con i la sad a s*nr*mo perché spacca#e anche per quando quello blu prima la invita con un cenno e poi va a prenderla saltellando e la porta propriamente sul palco per la mano#mi fa sorridere :) che gentile
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everybody shut up and look at my creatures
#posting them together because these dweebs are all part of the same setting#i'm hoping i can find the motivation to make a webcomic or something but adhd is. uh. a roadblock#OH OH worth mentioning i did not design centauri!! i got them as a gift a few years back on deviantart and i'm still stupid grateful#sorry scherzo's ref is slightly thinner than everyone else's#scherzo and centauri are VIGILANTES who commit CRIME in the name of JUSTICE#also in the name of crime but shhhhhh centauri just likes hitting things ok#seven and bast are uh. a creature and a woman in stem respectively#definitely not me scrolling through the list of egyptian gods on wikipedia to find a last name for bast because i forgot to give her one#i have. so much i could say about these guys and their dynamics but i'll spare you the infodump#they're on artfight though!!! if you wanna. um. draw them#i would actually explode if i got art of them. so#tw body horror#for 774's weird mouth#furry oc#furry art#set animal#<- what bast is!! fun fact#robot oc#alien oc#toonagi art
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#a e s t h e t i c#aesthetic#itsanaestheticthing#taylor aesthetic#taylor swift#taylornation#taylorswift#eras#evermore era#evermore aesthetic#no body no crime
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i rhink that every episodic murder mystery show that had an episode or two on some ritualistic murder where the murderer practices like any sort of real or stereotyped usually african religion and theyre like “omg pigs blood 😨😨😨 omg the victim was stabbed omg theres like probably candles and flowers or smth 😱😱😱😨😨😨” shoudl be legally obligated to make an episode or two on a murder commited by some catholic guy and make them treat it the EXACT same way
#let the murderer be leaving bowls of holy water by the body (“what could it mean 😨😨” “whats so important abt THIS water?? 🧐🧐”)#let the murderer mark their victims(‘s) house(s) with upside down crosses#make all rhe walls be covered in “crazy religious imagery” aka jesus on all 4 walls and crosses everywhere#let them be hidden by the “secret network” of the local church#let them & rhose helping them be identified by their little cross necklaces or smth#let them have cryptic musings abt a regularily practiced pseudo cannibalistic ritual involving eating their gods flesh#known to those involved as “communion”#let ppl treat christianity like they do any other religion and see how fucking dumb it looks#crime fiction
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fuuta currently having a LOT of innocent votes i am very happy about that
#starry#⋯ ꒰ა milgram ໒꒱ *·˚#but also milgram is so complex that i cannnot be fully happy about it still#yk that post 'you love a character but you'll riot if they don't get punched at least once' yeah that's me w fuuta#but also it's weird to say that bcs i REALLY see myself in him LMFAO (not to an even remotely similar extent tho omg dw </3)#but yeah i understand him and with that said. yeah. yeah#he deserved the first guilty vote but please. i think he really does deserve innocent after that#i just hope he learns to accept his mistake/s.......... but it's still confusing. he's a victim of sorts but to what extent are his 'sins'?#i wonder. truly. i truly wonder.#milgram is so wonderful to me bcs wow. haruka was influnced by muu and him in the 1st and 2nd trials. different#yuno's 'crime' i don't consider a crime and thankfully many don't as well but i wonder too how exactly it is as well?#+ the fact is it happened multiple times and she just doesn't care at all. girlboss love her fr but time and time again and it feels a bit#more eh to me. ultimately though she can do whatever she wants! it's her body after all <3 love yuno fr she's the most normal here lol#fuuta. he is alike to kotoko and the viewers but he is deemed guilty (for the first trial)#perhaps his personality? it's weird to me bcs ofc i can't say for certain yet. but from what i do know#he feels regret. and i think even though he is obviously in denial. i think he knows what he did is wrong. and that he is at least somewhat#at fault. but a lot of people don't understand characters like that it seems! yeah... hmmm#i am obsessed with backdraft. also really happy this is the first time i've been here for a release even if i wish i knew this all earlier#a small theory (just a random one) is that w muu and fuuta? bully and bullied yeah but what if it was different at first#that fuuta was bullied. and muu was the bully (in their respective stories) and then the tables turned#just a small theory! trying to read the lyrics sobbing and also relating it to the other person in the pair#really glad he's being voted mostly innocent thank GOD#haruka is really a dilemma though... even i don't know what would be best. leaning towards guilty#but innocent ultimately? but there's the fact with muu that makes it really...... complex.#anyways really unfair imo kotoko was innocent and fuuta guilty in the first trial. love kotoko and her undercut but it's a lil#of double standards for me! even though i love a girlboss fr <3 </3#tbh saying fuuta 'still doesnt think hes at fault' is stupid imo bcs he shows regret. all this time. regret.#and that shows that he - one way or another - knows he's at fault at least somewhat#fuuta kajiyama
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Awed by my unparalleled genius back when i was in the bnha fandom (i do still want to fuck that old man this will never change)
#Listen to my problems#yeah i had a self insert hero name stasis and his power was telekinesis BUT the weight / impact of anything he moves with his powers gets#transferred to his body which means for every falling building he stops his ribcage will explode im kidding but he does get very injured if#he decides to do this. he can weather quite a few hits but he is only human. anyway sustained use of his power will result in crush injury#which is what earthquake victims and such get when something falls on them and pins them down for an extended period of time. and also s#suru (thats his name because his ability is to ‘lock’)#has a big big big crush on all might after he punched the shit out of him during a bank robbery (suru used to be a villain before he went to#jail for his crimes) and all might nearly killed him because suru made the mistake of locking all might who immediately tried to force his#way through it which made suru start coughing blood and screaming and crying and shoot blood from his eyeballs and mouth and nose and#despite this he still attempted to lock a piece of falling debris before it hit all might (he likes all might) so he decided to go easy on#him ....... anyway he ends up working at all might hq as a free lancer and he falls head over heels for all mights sexy secretary who he#walks home every day because they live on the same street (unfortunately for all might who doesnt like people knowing where he lives)#anyway i didnt mean to go into detail about their little love story i was expounding on my smart brain#surus story ? is named Crush Syndrome <- i will never ever come up with a better pun for anything
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reading to gaze upon wicked gods was such a harrowing experience, but it was nothing compared to reading the REVIEWS of to gaze upon wicked gods
the people who hate this book bc they think the author is writing a romance novel between an asian girl and her colonizer are stupid as rocks. but they're not as stupid as the people who thought this book was a romance between an asian girl and her colonizer AND STILL WANTED THEM TO END UP TOGETHER
#i have many thoughts the first of which being this was an okay novel. like really middle of the road for me 3/5 stars#but dear lord people acted like author was out here committing the war crimes herself the way they spoke about this book#it's not a “colonizer romance” SHES AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR WHO IS BEING MANIPULATED BY A MAN IN A POSITION OF POWER OVER HER#this guy has literally skeletons in the closet bodies in the basement and you think the author is uncritically supporting his actions???#are you crazy?#also people clowned on her for “writing unit 731 fanfiction” which i think is a terrible description of what the book is.#she does not romanticize the conditions those people were forced into by any means.#and i don't care that she made the bad guys romans instead of japanese people#shes literally fucking chinese i don't care about how YOU think she should fictionalize the brutality done to her people#like was it the strongest writing choice? no.#but writing a bland oversimplified metaphor for colonization is not a crime#the plot of this book was fine the thing i didn't like was the fuck ass setting#like why was fantasy china another planet called pangu but the roman empire was just literally the roman empire#and they were seperate planets connected through a space portal??? girl what? why tf would that be the setting.#it should have been one fantasy earth set during the late 1800's. instead of all that fuckery.#and they should have just fucking called it opium#whatever. never speak to me about this book again. i will be reading the sequel.#rambles
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