#michael bay

[todays-xkcd]

You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball is holding a guitar and singing on a pier.] The ship was the pride of the American side It was due to set sail forCleveland As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most With a crew and good captain well seasoned

But taking a walk on the shore by the dock Was a songwriter named Gordon Lightfoot He was humming a tune but it didn't have words For it's challenging trying to write good

Poor Gordon sought glory but needed a story His career in folk music imperiled He mulled over this as he watched them do work On the hull of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Perhaps it was wrong, what he did for a song He should never have bribed that mechanic But his maritime crimes are no worse than the time Young James Cameron sank the Titanic

[mysharona1987]

[robertsonskywa1]

How do you hate Transformers so much?

[malebimbo]

John Krasinski in 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (2016) Directed by Michael Bay

[hydravns]

"I will fight anyone who stands in my way."

Optimus Prime

TRANSFORMERS (2007) Dir. Michael Bay

[lovinglonerhybrid]

So I rewatched the first Michael Bay transformers movie last night. I forgot how enjoyable it is. As someone who was an awkward teen Sam whitwicky is an amusing character to watch because I to would have freaked out if my car was a giant alien robot. And honestly I would also put on a brace face to impress the pretty girls I go to school with. The bots are also just so funny to watch at parts because they just don’t understand human customs and rules. The military parts are interesting to watch and they really reflect the time. But not in a horrible way it shows the tension in the world post 9-11 and how seriously every threat was taken. The military guys are not these indestructible ass holes. They are stressed out guys who are thrust into this wild situation and are doing the best they can with there limited information. Sector 7 is a blatant display of how the military is stone walled in some ways. They don’t give any information unless they are in danger and they blatantly break laws by searching the whitwicky home without a warrant. It’s not rich in lore or the best story we’ve seen from transformers but it’s an enjoyable film to just put on and watch every once in a while. Now I’m not a fan of the later bay movies but the first two are some that I really enjoy watching with my family and an easy transformers film to show friends without them getting lost.

[wild-saber1337]

TRANSFORMERS 40TH ANNIVERSARY!!!!!

Thank you transformers for 40 years of amazing shows,games, movies and more!!! Thank you for making want to fight for freedom that is the right of all sentient life!!! And thank you for filling my childhood with amazing memories of robots in disguise!!!

[the-imaginative-hobbyist]

Hearing a lot of good things about this one, my interest just keeps growing by the day.

[nothazellevesque]

I’m so sorry if this is how you’re finding out

[foxyvault]

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[asianrabbit]

Transformers (2007) Megan Fox / Mikaela Banes

[providence-park]

TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT (2017)

Dir. Michael Bay

[courseyoulovemeyoudontknowme]

Coyote Ugly (2000, David McNally)

17/04/2024

[womenswrongssupporter]

Nah I'm sorry, but if you as a zoomer got excited for something like the FNAF movie or Mario movie or object shows, you're not allowed to dog on gen alpha for the Skibidi Toilet movie.

Just sit this one out.

[flexingtyger99]

Transformers 2007