#s: bob’s burgers

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Artemis: I didn’t think you were gonna adopt another kid!!!

Apollo, holding Frank: You should always assume I’m gonna adopt another kid.

[incorrectlis2]

Karen: Sean deserves a special birthday this year.

Daniel: If what he says in his diary is true then i’d say he needs it. A LOT.

Lyla: It’s true.

Karen: Wait, you read his diary?

Lyla: Uh.. well, yeah.

Daniel: What I can stomach.

Lyla: I just skim it to make sure he’s not on hard drugs.

Karen: Well what does it say?

Lyla: It says “i’m not on hard drugs”.

Karen: Huh.

Daniel: It’s pretty rough, but he thinks things will really turn around this year.

Chris: Yeah, he dubbed it “The Year of Diaz”.

Karen: Why is everyone reading his diary?!

Chris: It’s well-written!

Daniel: [shrugs] He’s better on page than in person.

[totally-correct-tbp]

[Trying to hold down a sick Vance while Finney tries to shove a spoon full of medicine in his mouth]

Finney: How can he be so sick but still so strong?!

Gwen: Like the economy!

[ap-kinda-lit]

Bulma: I don’t know how Videl is doing this without an epidural. If I didn’t have one with Trunks? Whew!

Chichi: Tell me about it. *points to Gohan* That one, piece of cake. *points to Goten* That one, the whole cake.

[postsfullofcharm]

[sugarcoatedrattrap]

happy siblings

[unclefathersantateddy]

Bob Belcher hyping up his own strip tease with "you won't even want it, you- you'll wanna leave" is on my mind tonight fellas

[danganronpafakes]

Yasuhiro: I got a tool to remove security tags! Next Christmas is on me!

Source: Bob's Burgers ("Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins")

[ghcstcd]

People are so disgusted about the very idea of old people fucking. Damn, sorry you're gonna grow old and miserable about your sex life due to societal stigmas. Couldn't be me.

[godsofhumanity]

Apollo: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the porch. Hermes: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes fruit loops :)

[lying-on-floors]

Watching the new Bob's Burgsrs episode and the way Tina wrote the heart surgeon horse to say bad one-liners after kicking ass reminds me of Leon Kennedy and his fuck ass one-liners

[fairlyaccuratebully]

Jimmy: Um, you’re kind of exaggerating, Gary.

Gary: I’m exaggerating?!

Jimmy: Yeah, I think so, a little bit.

Gary: That is literally the stupidest thing anyone has said in the history of mankind EVER.

[incorrectlis2]

Sean: The oven isn’t working. Did we pay the gas bill?

Finn: Yeah, we paid the gas bill. I remember ‘cause the check ended in 69 and we high-fived.

Daniel: Why?

Finn: Nevermind.

[incorrectsonicquotes]

Vector: "Well we tried our best."

Charmy: "That doesn't sound like us."

[camellia-salazar]

Here's me drawing up characters into warrior cats. Exhibit A, Bob's Burgers.

Been on my phone for MONTHS but didn't post them because I wanted to do more, but after some time, I realized I'm not gonna until further notice, so I'm finally posting these.

Most likely not gonna stick. Some names and some designs might change later on. I still love how some of them turned out.

[ap-kinda-lit]

Atem: Oh my god.

Yugi: What?

Atem: I just realized something: I had a bad childhood.

Yugi: I know.

Atem: What do you mean you know?

Yugi: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don't stand like that.